Jacob Trance

You step up to the plate and try mentioning other people outside of the upper-midcard schema, they're not going to work with you just because you say nice things.

And I will break their hearts.

Says the guy that clothesline a terminally ill kid...

Team Israel, vs the world.

Somesort of awkward dodgeball like draft?

A 5 man cell!

I'll go for it, with TJ "From the 80's" Stevens

I miss King of OCW.

The boyhoood dreaaaaaaaaaaaam. There's a match on there that shows you how to walk up to people smashing Y. I won't name it, but please, let's not see that again.

Cannot wait to drop both these idiots on their head. Hell, even if they join forces... I got this. I'm going to make RIOT look like Hostel.

The main flaw was Chris Ryder, having a feud with referees and off having gay sex with Thanatos.

apex.

Plus, I hate instant pick up sigs, that's why I waited 2-3 seconds. Back to the review I go!

I am now eating, my review shall be finished after I have fed.

TRANCAROOO... BETWEEN MEALS... REVIEW So, it's Tiberius time, and he has a new look, a new attitude and a nifty new t-shirt available from OCWSHOP.com. He's right, I saw some of the fans at the show flipping burgers at McDonalds, bastards can't even get a job at Subway, so have to work for Mac D's. He makes a good point, fans are cheering a guy with questionable morals, why don't we just have OJ Simpson as a role model for these kids? As much as I despise JCS' hand picked guys, Dupree is on point. Everything he is saying is true, why give so much for the fans, only for them to turn on you because of one single decision? Oh look Parker is out, and he's holding his title and a microphone in the same hand. The man's that much of a scumbag he defies the human anatomy. I marked for mongaloid, no lies. Betterness? What? So, the "Leon is gay jokes" are getting boring and stale, we've had them for what, three fucking years? New material please. Trust Parker to go to the dirty, dried up well. Nice boob pun though. Stone Cold Scumbag, lol. It occurred to me, why doesn't Jaysin just strip Parker of the title for indecency? I mean, he's the owner after all... But this is wrestling, and watching Parker and Dupree punch each others faces is entertainment. Jay manages at one point to get "OCW" to line up three times, that's creepy, to be honest. The Sensantional Strike force are back... Didn't we kill them as part of the build up to the first ever OCW championship scramble? I mean fuck, I jumped off the top rope with a riot shield that caused an earthquake in Japan they're still feeling the effects of today. (Maybe that's why Suda hates me:( ) Fantastic 3 way RP, job well done guys. Damien Kain vs Lucas Crowe I do like DK's look, even if he's a biker and will no doubt be a victim of gay jokes at some point in his OCW career. CRRRRYYYY LITTLEEE SIISSSTEEEEEEEEER. One half of Kindred, still has one of my favourite OCW themes, Seth wins though, I'm sorry. This match is sponsored by running clothesline. At no point did DK look like he'd win this one, Crowe's a machine but that punch to the balls probably phased him a bit. Lot of rap as the soundtrack on this and it's over, like that. -------------- OH DEAR GOD SUDA, YOUR OUTFIT BURNS MY RETINAS! Christ, FiXXXer is an old name, you been in the archives again there! Our... Belt is pink now... Damn good RP from Hollywood aswell :) Suda what the fuck is on your feet... Are they clogs? Anyway, he retains in a hard fought match! Slobberknocker does not describe that. ------------------ Jookies alive, but wasn't he a heel when he was last seen? Oh well, no doubt he'll want revenge on Matsuda. Brilliant line about objects beating your ass <3 I lol'd. Spider and Suda come face to face, I hope these two lock horns eventually, gimmick vs gimmick, title vs hair, or something, I don't know. I just want to see them kill one another in a Japanese Exploding Kendostick Piranha on Fire Match. ------------------- "Sue you for every ounce of maple syrup you own." YES! YES! YES! The security squad remind me of the Ginyu force from DBZ, I don't know if that's intentional, or if I'm just a geek. --------------------- Spellcheck DaWonder. Go home Smythe, you're drunk. Good RP though, honestly. Although I reckon both you and Mania are not ready. ---------------------- I really like Lazarus, I heard you were burned out of the character, i'm glad I was wrong, I just hope you have the steam to keep it going, your content every week, whilst dark, is an utter delight. I shall no longer call you Blackhem, becuase you have more than one dimension. ------------------------- Suda's everywhere this week, lemon pop! Damn it Suda, stop being so fucking entertaining with your nigs and nips. -------------------------- Oh hello Aiden Ryan, did I ever tell you you're the next big face of OCW? No? Well there, I did it. ----------------------- Funny that, I mention Mayhem and he shows up, kinda like a giant death metal version of Biggie Smalls from South Park. I still find it hard to follow your stuff, like it's much easier for me to read Parker and Dupree exchange insults than... Your usual dark, soulless, demonic wordings... It's just so one dimension, maybe add something new, like a disciple that does a lot of the talking for you, referring to Mayhem as an emperor or something. You personally bore me, it's always the same stuff and I have a feeling Pato's going to tear you a new arsehole in the writing department. Oh, you did get a disciple, seems I'm saying stuff and it happens. TRANCE FOR PRESIDENT! ------------------------ Very nice use of the black screen, reminds me of that Metallica video were the guy is trapped in his own body and is basically just speaking in his own mind. And then it looks like whoever trained Romero is coming to avenge him, look out Matsuda! --------------------------- Pugh, Vega, McGee, Storm. Wall of text, I did not tl;dr it, but the point was summed up OOCL'y on the next page, really. ------------------------------ Jookie Marley vs Matsuda Hello kitty tights, and a firey Marley. I don't really need to say much about this match other than I'm enjoying it. Only thing I didn't like was running away from springboards, but it fits the character, though try and limit it. You edited crowd noise into that move, you bastard! ------------------------------ So much swearing before the watershed... :( Can't tell if KD's OOC or IC here, but I'll assume he's in character. My response is "no." ----------------------------- Cody hates Philadelphia, which is the city of brotherly love, remember what happend to his brother? Hell, remember what happened to my brother? -------------------------------- Hardcore Title Match Chris Mania vs Paul Pugh SPOONMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. Probably the best attire going right now. Fact. I do love Pugh's theme, it's so old school, and is tweenerish, like he has become. I reckon he's evolved beyond the Ziggler/Ryder rip off I once thought he was. Mania is the darkest skinned Welshman ever. I'd mark out if Mania pulled this one out, I think everyone likes him and would love to see him hold gold. Except me. Greatest man that ever lived. A finisher apiece at this point, and a broken barricade. Really liked that legdrop pin. That aint a Lionsault, that's a LOLSAULT. Good match, good job. --------------------- Hollywood, yet again, I love all the content but in the long run this could hinder you, I'm not saying you don't have the ability to keep going, but it can happen. May the trend continue, though. ------------------------ Tyro Kraven vs Dimsmore Shorter than I expected. As good as I thought.

Not quite sure how you got drama queen from genuine points... Unless youre replying IC to an OOC comment.

I see what you did there Okada

Just saw KD's sig... He's calling for most if his tactics to be banned

If you activate steal finisher you cannot do a wake up taunt... so the person gets two attempts to reverse. Just sayin'. But if a pick up sig is not taboo whats the difference between the finisher? I'm not picking holes, I just want the definitive answer.

So what you're saying is, win the OCW title, like you never could do? Last few times we encountered I turned your green lips red.

No one cares. Your time is gone. Watch me become all that you never could.

Fixed.

Careful with your words, the last two "legends" I've been in with have lost.

OCW visits the home of extreme... Books a hardcore match between a pretty boy and a guy who hasn't won a single match... Scumbag OCW

A lot of people have said "I don't get pinned" or "I don't lose..." We've seen how that turns out for them all, Parker-dono.