Jacob Trance

I've made a potentially irreversible bug known to two people within FPR, I trust it won't be given out as public knowledge.

Resiliency is a one time use perk... Half the time you get distracted from your kickout whilst trying to activate it.

Eventunally they'll fuck up. I can't deal with subs... Fearo dies in them though.

I think back off at your own discression, don't be an asshat basically.

I saw a rule I like from another fed... I'm shocked. Basically, match starts, both guys attempts to lock up, whoever wins the bashing game wins it. Seems simple and effective. Will stop ZOMG WALK AWAY, PUNCH, ZOMG DONT WANNA GET GRABBED COS I CANT REVERSE.

It will. Write down your CAW formula whilst you're at it.

#creepylittelgirl

HCTP was pretty crap... OH YAY I CAN WANDER AROUND BACKSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dorien Arnaud in failed trash talk shocker...

I doubt it, my point got hijacked and side tracked onto the whole racism debate.

Book this feud.

I reviewed the last show, guilt free. ;)

Struggle is over. Let's do some WHITE history, I have Irish ancestry, they had their country taken from them, taxed, murdered, land stolen. I'm Scottish, we had the exact same thing done to us, slavery included. Then there's the Crusades that slaughtered and enslaved millions in the name of "Christ." Anyway, fuck your stupid racial tension "y'all don't know what it's like." Neither do you, you're not a slave, go ask some kid in India working for 1 cent a month what it's like to be a slave. Slavery is wrong, it was abolished. Trips' point about work, yes, that could be deemed "racist" but so could 'all black colleges' and other ding dong shit, racism is in the eye of the beholder. The statement about a black guy saying "nigga" making it taboo is ironic. NOW, back to my point. Matsuda, you swear far too much. It's on your attire. "But we're not PG." True, but we're not idiots either. I'm sure everyone can understand the drama and feel behind a good swear, use it all the time... And yeah, it just becomes useless filler. I couldn't really care how this comes across, shut the fuck up about the race debate already. This shite has gotten more fucking attention than the shows.

Regardless of "being better than WWE" refrain from swearing, and generally saying stupid, blatant racism on the shows. Graphic content can only go so far, you're roleplaying a character on a television show.

Inorite? You'd think with the time off they could comment. "No one reads reviews" is the excuse, but you'd happily put an RP in that "no one reads" if it gets you a title shot.

Dorien Arnaud... Talking about "wrestling gimmicks" in a gimmicked promo... Please, seriously... CONSIDER what you're doing. You're posting this as a ROLEPLAY as a WRESTLER. You're not conducting a shoot on the person behind the keyboard. And if I recall, your opponent debuted already, last week, meaning he was welcomed, with in ring action. Regardless, can't fault the fact you're trying to push Arnaud as the dangerous, black, heavyweight, though I think we have another guy doing that, just saying. Onward to the Crowe/Hennig roleplay. Mr. Perfect's bastard son jokes around with Paste Face, bringing up various vampire lore and stereotypes in a witty RP, it has its English faults. Movie references make me chuckle, although I have to wonder why he had a damn wrench in his fucking drawer... Turns out we're having a First Blood may Crowe drink his fill? But it comes at a price, FIYAH gonna be picking the second stipulation. It's on now! Apparently Johnson lost on purpose, that old chestnut, and he spoiled the result of that match he lost on purpose on a show that aired before the match. That to me, is a shitty start. It's lucky he can spin a fairly good yarn, although some of it reads poorly, probably because he's going for the intellectual gimmick that's holier than thou... And a massive hypocrite, surely a heel now. Or is he, it's just rambling, really. Dorien Arnaud, with his printed at home fruit of the loom shirt, his sunglasses and baggy pleather pants makes his way out to the ring for the bastard son of Aries and Jacob Trance. I see it's 26 minutes long, I groan. There is a fucking gorilla on the apron. Lot of key point reversals in this, but nothing truly spectacular... On closer inspection, it's a druid. Shame, I wanted GCW to return in the form of Gorilla Championship Wrestling. Jeremiah technically does a whoopsie at one point, when he turns someone around twice, misses an uppercut, then grabs Arnaud as he recovers from his pickup, gets downed, then grappled. In hind sight, could Arnaud send me his CAW formula and I'll have a bash at making him his attire? He just looks so cheap and nasty. Props to the winner, though he probably lost on purpose, again or now looks like an idiot. Perhaps this will lead to a storyline and more long matches? Anyway, we move on to a very good Dane RP, he's now TAKING FROM OCW instead of GIVING BACK TO OCW. I like it, really, I do. However, Scaggs sort of owns him, I won't ruin it for you guys. BUT THE MEMORY REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS. Drunken, hobo LSD comes out after Braddock, for the second match. It's a lot shorter than the opener (thank god) and should hopefully be a fire cracker. LSD sure is ageing quick because of the booze... And maybe drugs, he doesn't look quite all there, and he is called LSD after all. Two guys, using the change in the tyler rule the way it should, if it's a rediculous one, back away, if it's not so bad... Carry on. I'm not sure who's going to win this, actually. So I'm going to predict Bradock... And... He doesn't let me down. Good match gentlemen. Good roleplay from Rox, though I don't get why people don't understand the grammatical use of the elipsis... I mean... You type it... Like this. I mean I suppose... if you were silly... You'd think that you don't use a capital letter after a period, or three. Nice little warm up roleplay from the Fire, he didn't need to do anything massive, so he didn't. I'll rate the main event later, if I get around to it, though it's Dupree and Crowe. It's bound to be good.

Watching Hazard match for broken FPR. One reversed chain grapple. Also Dane: "Championship" Scramble... There's the clue, you're also talking about fisting asses on television, hopefully your mic time is pulled for such blatant stupidity and that he takes a massive piss on your appreciation night.

Heya Mike Cool

Jookie Jam wouldn't know if a coconut fell out of a tree and bopped him on the head.

Go Seth, go!

Them's fighting words.

But he's done nothing this week, Dane that is. And KD didn't have a match. I could see Matsuda slipping in to the rankings rankings though, certainly.

One can only assume Dane will slide right off of the rankings due to no showing RIOT, probably making way for Trevor at 5, Hostile at 4.

Discuss Riot.

Fixed.