Useless Dane Xavier

Don't be mistaken LSD, I personally don't think you were cheesy, and I did tell you after the match that you did what people were considering cheesy. I had no problem with anything that happened in the match, I shouldn't have shown less aggression than I normally do for the sake of having a good match. I'm just upset at principles that have nothing to do with you, but with the people who have no problem having hypocritical mouths. I thought our match was fantastic and I don't in any way feel cheated by you. I cheated myself for underestimating you. You won the match, kudos to you. You deserved it.

There's a lot of positive things going on in OCW. Rebelution (if they would stay consistent), I hope their match at S2R does nothing but bring them closer together. You speak of the rebelution being televised... let's see it, define the word Rebelution for us, show us what this made up word means! Kindred is awesome, I just want to see more RPs from them. KD mentioned the tag titles in their RP, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing them return. I could see a mixture of tag teams going about it, even mix and match singles competitors and enemies to go after tag titles. If anything, it would be cool to see people put together and forced to collaborate as a team. A lot of room to meld minds and be super creative. I've felt like even though we do have a small roster, there's something missing championship wise. We've got the EX title that has a new concept to it, some fun stuff is going on with the World Title, the Int title is in good hands, I just feel like OCW needs something more and the tag titles seem like the missing piece of the puzzle. I know it's been discussed time and time again, but consider this. Forcing random people to team would be in interesting concept. Hell, you could even do a "draw your partner from a hat" thing. Just sayin. Trance whooped Trevor, showing that everyone has an off night. It was stiil a good match dispite being a squash, I applaud you gentlemen. You're not invincible Trevor, and now I know your weakness! I kinda saw The Cell match for Aries and Seth coming, call it a fluke because it just sorta popped into my mind when I saw the words CAGE FIGHTER. Looking forward to it though, now Aries won't have to worry about rope breaks on those rolling armbars. The Fiyah! I loved Dupree TV this week, I was LOLing the whole way through those descriptive images. Gold sir, pure gold... BUT LEAVE MY HAIRLINE OUT OF IT! I don't know why MMM is endorsing Trevor, must be part of his Mad Method. Al needs to get off my Poling (I don't really mean that, I just found it to be a clever play on words). Those subliminal promo vids are awesome yet creepy... I like that combo! Great Riot.

See what I mean? Hypocrisy. Misinterpreted. Your statement is the only thing that retracts itself. It's only cheesy when I do it, right? LSD does it no complaints, but when Dane Xavier does it it's cheesy. No longer will I be restricted by your opinions on me. I'm the best thing going in OCW today and all you people do is spit on this place... Please, allow me to elaborate. I honor a tradition and put in work every week and because of that people think I don't get pussy. There's another loogie hocked on OCW. I win matches, something you people never expected to happen. Someone you like wins with the same tactics I used and it's fine. Hypocrisy. Another wad of spit. I just want my fair shake, and you people need to get over my immature acts that entail petty lies of faulty batteries, that happened years ago! Don't say that's not what it is because I know that's what it is. I'm not liked and that doesn't bother me because it just makes the people who e-hate someone look pathetic. I continue enjoying this hobby and using my creativity regardless. Move along.

You're mistaking that for the frequency at which I am disliked. People are continuing to show their ignorance as they eat their words. Go ahead, continue your hypocrisy!

Well then I'm going to do something that looks stupid, I can't be perfect, everything else is golden! And your second sentence is exactly what I was referring to, I just didn't know how to word it. That's what LSD did to me and like I said, I didn't have a problem with it and I don't consider it cheese. It's the principle of the bias people give around here. No more trying to please you guys, I'm done with that. FEAR THE BATTERY KILLER!

Was waiting for someone to mention this. I got cheesed in that match as LSD was breaking my strikes left and right. I don't mind this at all as it doesn't matter to me and looks fine in my opinion, but when I do it people bitch. Just proves that I only get shit because I'm not liked, so I'm going back to the way I did things before now that there's proof of BS callings and people having bias toward someone that does the same shit I do. "(I like him) Naw man match looks fine." "(Oh it's Dane doing it) CHEEEESE!" I was going easy on LSD because I just wanted to make the match look good, but he does the same shit I did and it's not cheese. Thanks LSD and Parker, prepare for eyerake followups once again.

Fuck...

I have witnesses that claim otherwise!

The history of Rebelution Jookie: Yo Dane, I'm lookin for a good tag name, any suggestions? Me: You shall come out to this song with this entrance video and be called Rebelution. DO SOMETHING WITH IT! two weeks later KD: Yo DJack, wanna form a tag team? KD vs. Jookie, KD vs. Jookie, KD vs. Jookie For fuck sake.

The Fire... IT BURNS!

That's real talk good sir.

The lights pop on in a bathroom with a golden sink, a golden toilet, and a large shower with golden trim. Dane Xavier is seen in the reflection of the mirror as he walks up to the mirror and looks at himself in it. He is wearing a white bathrobe and seems to have calmed, if at least a little bit, from his nightmare on Asylum. Dane $ Xavier: No Rogaine for a week? Yeah, I'll show him. Dane opens his medicine cabinet and a look of concern comes over his face. He frantically pushes a few things aside, knocking a few things out. He begins opening his cabinets and searching through them. A piece of paper falls from the medicine cabinet as his blows through the bathroom. He sees it out of the corner of his eye, picks it up, and unfolds it. He begins reading. ----------------------------------------- Greetings from I-wont-tell-you-where, Hairline, If you're reading THIS letter, then your hair is probably falling out of your head and you're probably pretty panicked about not being able to find your precious Rogaine! What did I tell you Dane? No Rogaine for a week! I knew you would defy my ruling and try to put that crap on your disgusting scalp to keep your stress from showing your true hairline, so I covered all my bases and raided all 12 of your houses, your limo, and all 36 of your cars, and the amount of Rogaine I found was sickening! So since you found this letter because you were looking for your hair restoration product, let's make it two weeks of no Rogaine! Lord Shark sends his regards! Mr. Sensation ----------------------------------------- Dane furiously tears the letter up and throws the pieces in the air and they all rain down like the money that falls in his entrance video. He storms out of his bathroom and through his bedroom, grabbing his wallet and his Golden Fist off his dresser. He proceeds out of his bedroom, down the winding steps, and pushes the call button on the wall. Dane $ Xavier: Sam, ready the limo! Dane bursts through his front door, still donning a white bathrobe and bedroom shoes. His limo peels up and he hurriedly opens the door and enters, slamming the door. The camera now transitions inside the limo. Dane $ Xavier: Take me to the nearest drugstore! The limo takes off and the camera fades. *15 minutes later.* The limo pulls up to a local CVS and Dane quickly exits the limo, marching into the store. Dane walks past a few aisles before going down one. He grabs two armfuls of Rogaine and marches to the front counter and drops all of the Rogaine bottles on it. The clerk looks at Dane in confusion before scanning and bagging the product. Clerk: $254.72 sir. Dane reaches into his bathrobe pocket and pulls out his wallet. He hands the clerk his credit card and the clerk looks at it. Clerk: Oh... you're Dane Xavier. Dane $ Xavier: Yeah? So? Just ring me up! Clerk: I was told not to sell you any Rogaine by your boss, Mr. Sensation. Dane $ Xavier: WHAT?? The clerk pulls a piece of paper from under the counter and hands it to Dane. Clerk: He also asked me to give you this note. Dane snatches the note from the clerks hand, unfolds it, and reads the second letter in this segment. ----------------------------------------- Hello yet again douche bag, If you're reading this letter that was delivered to every clerk at every drugstore in every single part of the world, then shame on you! You continue to disobey my orders and for that your punishment is extended. Three weeks, no Rogaine! Lord Shark now says to SUCK IT! Mr. Sensation ----------------------------------------- Dane crumples up the letter and throws it at the clerk before taking the clerk's collar in his hand. Dane $ Xavier: You... I... What... Uh... GODDAMIT! Dane reaches into his other bathrobe pocket, pulls out his Golden Fist of brass knuckles, slips them onto his left hand, and takes yet another victim to unconscious city. Dane storms out of the CVS and into his limo, slamming the door yet again. Dane $ Xavier: Take me to the mall, I need a hat of some sort! The limo peels off and disappears into the receding sun.

We've got plenty of time to get this done gentlemen, so take your time.

That's not an answer.

What I wanna know is, how the FUCK does Trevor reverse and hit a sig within a split second? That's not humanly possible. And don't think I didn't see that gif coming Trevor, you predictable fuck!

Wh... I'm just going to pretend that never happened.

So Mad One, you never announced that match type... what's it going to be? Or was the point that there IS no match type? Because that's what I'm getting at.

... Looks like U MAD!

I lol'd at LSD's drunken entrance. Mumford's commentary is hilarious, but fuck him for being a name dropper!

Long reaching grapples? And yeah, every now and then my strikes will give me a groggy grapple, very strange indeed.

Thanks for the props Parker. I told Aries before the match that I was going to try not to break moves up by jamming on X, I don't really know why I was doing that before. I enjoyed that match, Aries is an awesome competitor to face. And I like having legends around as well, gives the show a whole different feel and adds a shitload of nostalgia. I just want to see Spoon follow up his Summercide return!

I'm happy for the return of a certain show coming up this Saturday!

http://www.ocwfed.net/images/staff/riot/scaggs.jpg ... http://www.ocwfed.net/images/staff/riot/al.jpg ... U MAD?

Leon, U MAD?

Self affirmation?