Useless Dane Xavier

I'll work on my play style, but to compare this game to Tekken is a joke. I get the point though, I want to have good matches and I don't want my matches to be frowned upon. It makes me feel like shit that there are so many complaints on my match and I'll work on it. Tibby is right about one thing, when you dislike someone, especially when that someone pissed you off in the original match that we did (I didn't really wanna go there, but the original match started off so much better than this one), then bad things happen. I apologize to Trance, but I still can't stand him. We've had classic matches in the past and usually when we work together we create magic. This was just a case of wrong place wrong time. EDIT: Much different opinion compared to last week. BTW, the spin thing IS reversable, just like everything else I do is reversable. Speaking of reversing, I hit that RT more than I hit any other button on my controller, so don't say I don't try to reverse.

My rebuttals have been bolded in red. Goddamn, I owe KD an apology. Niggas finally start winning and they get chewed out. No offence on anything I said btw Parker, I'm just making a point.

Well if someone addressed me properly and told me where and how I was cheesy, I could adjust accordingly. Throat chop, eye rake stun move and follow up, those are the only complaints I've gotten. Any time it's been done to to me I've reversed it, just ask Mayhem. I'm going to annoy the fuck out of you with my play style, I'm going to get you groggy and taunt with my 90 charisma right in your face, I'm going to take advantage of the mistakes you make, I'm going to fuck with your reversal timing in any way possible, I'm going to reverse the shit out of you, but by no means whatsoever do I consider anything I do cheesy, and I can honestly say I believe that. EDIT: PS. Give Jookie a break! He recorded AND submitted THREE WHOLE MATCHES last week! That's a huge accomplishment for that bottom shelf smoking, Connecticut living, Kofi looking kook.

Yes you are.

The only time I cheesed was when i rubbed my taint on your mom's face you fat fuck boy Trance, shut the fuck up.

Had to put you down for good to make sure there were no more accidents. :)

One match and a handful of RPs, but the quality trumps quantity. Good show to all who participated.

The following phone conversation was recorded last night at approximately 6:47PM. ???: Thanks for calling Dane Xavier Inc., this is Jasmine speaking, how may I help you? ???: I need to speak to Dane immediately! Jasmine Dejour: Do you have an appointment? ???: No I don't, but this is an emergency. Jasmine Dejour: I'm sorry, but you need to set an appointment in order to speak with Mr. Xavier. ???: Please ma'am, I must speak with him, he is my last hope... there's money involved... Some rustling can be heard over the phone. Dane $ Xavier: Did I hear someone say money? ???: Dane! I need your help! I've tried everything and nothing seems to be working! Dane $ Xavier: Woah woah woah, hold on. Who is this? ???: My name is Dr. James Lassiter, I have been conducting tests on one Mr. Justin Ethridge over the past month and I've run into a big problem. Dane $ Xavier: Ah, Justin, one of my employees... no wonder you called me. Yes, I've seen the tests you've been running on him, seems everyone enjoys bashing his head in. Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, that is so, but I've run into a bit of a hangup... Justin was supposed to awaken from his induced comatose state and be recovered of his drug and alcohol abuse and be a normal human being. That was supposed to happen weeks ago, and now I don't know what to do! If this problem persists then I'll have the feds after me! Oh I knew I shouldn't have used those experimental drugs on a human patient! Dane $ Xavier: Okay, calm down Doc. I'm going to text you an address, it is my training facility in Atlanta, Georgia. Meet me there tomorrow and bring the Rockstar, I'm going to need my personal designer back after I win the title at Summercide. Dr. James Lassiter: Oh thank you Mr. Xavier! I'll be sure to be there tomorrow. Dane $ Xavier: What about that money you mentioned? Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, I'll bring that too, anything to keep the feds from chasing after me! Dane $ Xavier: Excellent. See you and my personal designer tomorrow. Dane hangs up on his end. Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, tomorrow. Oh I hope this works!

And hide your husbands cuz they rapin errrbody out there.

I heard people died, never know who folks know in this small world.

My thoughts are with anyone that is affected by Hurricane Irene. Be safe and hold tight!

The camera pans around at an indoor venue where a panel of OCW stars sit behind two long tables and Jim Black hosts in the center at a podium. The cast of wrestlers includes Tiberius Dupree, Luke S. Dimsmore, Jacob Trance, Matsuda, K.Dangelo, and Parker. In front of these stars sit about a dozen press members and about a hundred fans behind them. Jim Black looks over some papers on his podium before moving closer to the microphone. Jim Black: Ladies and gentlemen, in just two days at Summercide, the OCW Championship will be on the line in a Ladder Match. But you won't be seeing the OCW Championship hanging high above the ring, instead what there will be is a briefcase since our hero and boss, Mr. Jaysin Sensation, has taken hostage of that championship belt. Jim Black: Challenging for the OCW Championship is a man that has spent the last year as a cut-throat business man, being a thorn in the sides of OCW talent and employees alike. He has been on a tremendous roll as of late, please welcome Dane Xavier. Dane steps from behind the OCW and Summercide logo-labeled backdrop and is met with mostly boos and a small group of cheers by the fans in attendance. He immediately takes a seat in the empty chair to the left of Jim Black. Jim Black: The man that Dane will be challenging is a man who is on the wrong end of our crazed boss's tirade. He is one of the most pure wrestlers this business has to offer and he won the right to be called OCW Champion back at The Clash. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Trevor McManus! Trevor steps from behind the opposite side of the backdrop with a wave to the people and is met by those people with cheers along with a few "boring" chants. Trevor takes a seat in the chair to the right of Jim Black. The press members begin shouting questions out all at once, but Dane raises his hand, signalling for them to shut up. Dane $ Xavier: I will not be taking any questions from you taking-out-of-context losers here today, I'm here because I have a few things I need to get off my chest. Dane looks over at Trevor McManus who stares Dane down. Dane $ Xavier: First of all Trevor, I'd like to thank you for the generous return of my Golden Fist-- Trevor McManus: Yeah, who'd you pay off to jump me? Dane smiles and simply ignores Trevor's question. Dane $ Xavier: Second of all, I just want to let you know Trevor, that I get it. I really do! It felt so good punting Leon in the head last week, and it felt wonderful dropping the leg on the back of Parker's neck this week, so I understand that feeling you get when you use your opponents moves against them... not only that, but I've got you scouted when it comes to that situation! Trevor smirks. Dane $ Xavier: But on the other hand, I do have to admit you got to me a little bit when you stole my Golden Fist, you got under my skin. And I'm not mad, believe me, in fact I'm impressed and I'll tell you why. Dane $ Xavier: Last month at The Clash, you used something that belonged to me... against me. You used my Golden Fist that I use legally in a match to help propel you to get an illegal win on me, and for that I applaud you. Trevor's smirk warps a bit into confusion. Dane $ Xavier: Not only did you manage to get by a rule that one of our horses in zebra's clothing obviously missed, not only were your actions clever, one might go as far as saying smart... but in that brief moment, for those few seconds that you took out my Golden Fist out of your trunks, placed them upon your knuckles, and took a swipe at me with them... For that bright and shining moment Trevor... you WEREN'T boring! Trevor sighs and rolls his eyes, a few people in the audience laugh at Dane's sarcasm. Dane $ Xavier: For the first time in your life Trevor, you actually weren't a snooze-fest! You had a quality to you that was somewhat charismatic and it almost ALMOST made you look like a credible champion! Dane $ Xavier: But do you know the one thing that's wrong with that quality trait of yours? The name of that quality trait is called FRAUD! All you did was take one thing I do and you xeroxed it, and what came out was champion who doesn't even have a championship. Dane $ Xavier: It's ironic now that I think about it, a champion without a belt. You really are a fraud! I've beaten everyone on this panel except for you and I'll expose you for the fraud you are this Sunday! Trevor slams his fist on the table. Trevor McManus: You think you've got me all figured out don't you Dane? You see me as only a person that has to find a way to win at all costs. From a distance I can see how it could seem that way, but let me tell you right to your face why I stole your brass knuckles and used them against you! Trevor McManus: For months, I've watched you use what you call the Golden Fist as a crutch, both literally and figuratively. You have knocked so many people in the brains with those brass knuckles and every time you did, a part of me died. Trevor McManus: I sat and watched a guy as talented as you, using those brass knuckles to win and destroying all sense of his dignity, and all I could wonder is why you would do that to your career. You talk about the critics and how they judge you, and you don't realize that you're only doing it to yourself. Trevor McManus: You are the one that wins at all costs, not me. And I wanted to show you that but no matter how many times i bashed you in the head with those brass knucks, I just couldn't get it through your thick skull! Trevor McManus: But that's not the only way you use those knucks as a crutch, is it Dane? Dane looks at Trevor with a look of confusion on his face. Trevor McManus: You use those brass knuckles to brand yourself. We've seen the t-shirts, we've seen your little entrance video, those brass knuckles make you. If it weren't for them, your marketing strategies, and your overpaid contract, you'd be stripped down to being nothing more than an average Joe, filling up tanks at a gas station. I said it before and I'll say it again Dane, you're nothing but an entertainer! Trevor McManus: This business isn't about being an entertainer, this business isn't about pretty graphics and some fancy clothes, this business is about WRESTLING! The audience cheers for wrestling. Trevor McManus: These people sit in their seats to watch us wrestle, you signed up for this job to lace up a pair of boots and wrestle, the last word in Online Championship Wrestling is Wrestling... this company IS wrestling! This Sunday at Summercide, I'm going to destroy you with my wrestling ability, just like you destroyed your dignity with a pair of bass knuckles! At this point, Dane is looking pretty frustrated. Speechless, he stands up out of his seat and at the same time so does Trevor. They get right in each others faces with Jim Black trying to break them up. Jim Black: Now gentlemen, save it for Summercide! Dane pushes Trevor, Trevor pushes back and the fans cheer. This causes the other OCW stars to intervene and pull the two apart. The two opponents continue yelling and pointing at each other. Dane pushes the guys away from him and straightens his jacket. He can then be seen saying "I'll see you Sunday!" before exiting behind the backdrop. The fans begin chanting "OCW! OCW! OCW!" as the camera fades on the stage of Summercide combatants.

Business seems to be going as planned!

Samuel sounds familiar, I have vague images in my mind... good thing I've decided to call the driver Sam. And is it possible that I have stumped the unstumpable? Is it true that Mad Mike couldn't come up with a clever bar joke? Those are too easy! I really am on a ROLL... or maybe I'm just so unfunny that it's rubbed off on you... it's also possible that I'm setting you up for a joke to make up for it, but regardless, this week just keeps getting better and better!

You make mistakes I'll take advantage, keep that in mind for the future Ste!

I can say I retired Leonheart... that means more to me than the OCW Championship...

I do believe Trevor made a backstage post, and Dupree is on the show...

Hey Leon, when you're right, you're right... http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2436804_o.gif

clearly trying to hard there mums.

I don't know about E-Wrestling but she's probably into E. The only roster she might be on is the roster of a pimp named Howard. The amount of alts I've had would be enough to be the Guerrero family of E-Wrestling. And you're probably pretty disturbed by now. Let's change the subject, this is just getting sad and I live a perfectly happy life regardless. By the way, none of the above is true... for the record...

I gotta admit, I marked for that. My mom's a dumb bitch and I hope she reads this.

I remember my first beer...

Because you wont be hitting the LKO?

My bad. Like I said before, sometimes I have seizures when I read KD's writing.

The "I'm going to review since no one else will" Review Page 1 Birdie is a hot ass e-bitch, but she ain't hotter than my Jasmine! She comes out to this quirky theme song, bouncing around to a point of possible wardrobe malfunction... sometimes I wish clothing on this game didn't stick so tightly to the body if you know what I mean. Aaaaaanyways, she lets everyone know that Sensation's smoke and mirrors will finally disappear tonight and he will explain all... but will he? I doubt it, this mother fucker's off his damn rocker, holding on to the World Title like Amy Winehouse held on to her last rock of crack. David Jackon, the chupacabra, is back with another RP. It starts out like any of his normal RPs, but when Jim mentions Hazard and the EX Title the kid SNAPS! I'm glad he's finally going in a new direction and away from the pirate gimmick, his new attire is interesting and not as tacky as some of the stuff I've seen him make, and he's doing really well on the sticks. Keep it up chupacabra. ROOKIE SHOWCASE: Two newbies get a shot to have some spotlight on them, but it wont be much as I'm hogging it all! Mwahahahaha!! Anyways, this was a nice short little match, and the point of it was to push Aries' storyline along which I like. MMAries jumps in the ring and Armbars the victor and takes away that little bit of spotlight he managed to grab up. I like that he and Seth Irvine are keeping things interesting, they're really being innovative with this storyline. Glad to see Trevor has had a fire lit up under his ass, from more than one source. He talks Sensational issues and how he plans on figuring out what to do about them and I really hope he does before I do! He's the champ, and if I do something about insane Sensation before he does then that'll make him look really bad! Page 2 Someone's got a hit out on Tibby! He thinks it's Matsuda, and he's probably right... but would Matsuda want the dirt on his hands? I think he hired a hit man personally, guess we'll have to wait and find out. Tibby receives a phone call from his Aunt Marie who is in Japan still going after Hanna, a real interesting way to tie things together and to keep that feud in the back of our minds. Stacy Clark wants an interview but The Fire seems he wont have any of it, he's got too much to think about for an interview but he doesn't want to be an asshole so he throws her a bone. Doesn't last long though as he has a match to get ready for. Interesting RP of emotions for Mr. Dupree. Hazard vs. David Jackson: Fast-paced, you ain't kiddin! I don't know why this match was sped up, but it kinda made it more watchable to be honest. It was a back and forth match the whole way and there was never a clear cut winner until the very end. Hazard, you're cheating yourself by having the leverage pin perk, without it if you reverse you get to do a move and boost your momentum, but you're just getting a pin that you can't hold or follow up on and it's damaging your chances of winning. I bet if you got rid of it you'd be winning every match, but D-Jack is a tough customer, so I don't know. Great match though, the EX is certainly thriving! Valmont is a ballsy sumbitch, walking the halls of OCW without a contract or permission to be there. Reminds me of the time I snuck backstage after TNA Impact, I was able to walk around for a good 20 minutes and talk to some of the guys because I had my school ID on and the lanyard was the same color of the Universal Studios employees lanyards, it was awesome before someone caught wind of it. Anyways, Sensation stops you and starts talking to... the belt? Lil Jimmy? I don't know but he's on some R-Truth shit here. He claims how he's been too busy not caring yet he's clutching onto the World Title as if it were his life blood, a little hypocritical if you ask me. Valmont says a few words that Sensation doesn't like before security takes him away. I really enjoyed this confrontation, Valmont's storyline is really interesting and coupling that with Sensation's new found insanity made for some entertaining television. Page 3 Irvine comes out and cuts throats with a slick promo. All he wants is Aries one on one and I for one would love to see that. I'm glad to see both of these gentlemen back in OCW. Page 4 So Jacob Trance finally gets his belt, but in Sensation's own nutty way. I was laughing all throughout this RP, especially when LSD made an appearance at a very serious moment. Two guys dressed in a cheeseburger and ice cream cone foam suit? A boombox that ends up being used as a telegram? A very unusual note written by JCS himself? Congratulations Jacob Trance, you are the International Champion, and Sensation wants to make a mockery of you to get his fix in some odd fashion. Man this place has turned into a loony bin. K. Dangelo vs. Parker: This is one looooong match that was pretty much back and forth. KD grew about 6 inches over the last week and is now a superheavyweight. I don't know how Parker didn't reverse his grapples and make quick work of KD, because those grapples are easy to reverse! I watched this entire match all the way through and found a bit of entertainment in seeing how predictable can be. Mix it up man, you're not going to win like that! A good match nonetheless although LONG as I stated. Parker's on a roll and he won't be stopped! Page 5 KD wants a rematch next week, EX rules! I'd love to see this and I hope it gets booked, these two men holding weapons would be a bloodbath! What's that? Blood isn't online in this game? Well... shit... Dorien Arnaud vs. Jacob Trance: Another back and forth, competitive match. Trance goes on a run and embarrasses Dorien in the last minute. He truly deserves to be international champion, go to the back of the line Dorien, whose next in line? Do something with that title Jacob, don't worry about the World Title, you have a title that needs to be built as a good mid-card championship and it has a lot of history. It's had people such as Kip Conrad, Deano Horse, and Nate Ortiz hold it. Show us how great that belt truly is! Page 6! Sensation comes out dressed like Trevor and Parker's gay love child, and he certainly looks like it too! This man is our boss, and he's elbow dropping jackets and knee dropping sunglasses like Ric Flair on a Thursday night. Talking all kinds of nonsense that I can hardly comprehend. He thinks we've turned on him when it is he that has turned on us, his insanity has got his brain turned inside out. Then... NATE... Page 7!!!!!!! Nate Ortiz is here!! I thought he was here to relieve Sensation of his duties, and I'm glad they put that theory to rest immediately. All Nate wants to do is bring pops back to his senses, and for a moment is seems like he's on the verge of doing so. But when he gets the belt from Jay he makes the mistake of saying he's returning it to it's rightful owner, and bossman looses his head again! He throws a boot at Nate which allows him to snatch the belt back. This is a very important part of the storyline, lets us in a little bit on why Jay is doing what he's doing. Maybe his insanity isn't all that insane, maybe he doesn't want someone as boring as Trevor as the champ, so he's holding onto the belt until I can win it! Who knows, but things are definitely getting interesting here. MATCH OF THE NIGHT: Hazard vs. David Jackson, the EX is thriving! MIA: The EX Champion Brandon Hostile was no where to be found this week, I hope to see him next week. He seemed to have something going on with Valmont when he cost him his match against Trevor a few weeks ago, I'd like to see that continue. Jookie Marley is probably in rehab and I hope to see him continue his story next week. Where's Iceberg Le'Tuce? Matsuda? What about Dale Ernsmore? Why no RPs from Parker, LSD, or Trance? I know we'll hear from those three next week, but I'd like to see the others pick it up! CONCLUSION: This was a very solid RIOT. Very good and entertaining RPs, great matches, and three active champions. It makes me happy to see some of the people that are putting in content, I would have never imaged that Irvine would return to OCW and I can't wait to see what he and everyone else provides next week.