Useless Dane Xavier

I rest my case.

I speak the truth. Most white people annoy me, especially rednecks and racist brits. Black people are generally chill ass people. Deep down inside, I am an angry black man, trapped in a Matt Hardy look-alike's body. Genetics, schenetics.

Ironically enough, the original spelling and pronunciation of the word "nigga" (with an 'er' instead of an 'a') came about when us white folk were too ignorant and stupid to be able to pronounce the word "negro". That being said, it's only proper that white people are on the verge of becoming the minority. We's a dumb race.

Hell, I've pissed on a picture, ate "chocolate", dropped a curse word here and there, stepped in a bag of shit, and fisted several people's faces on the shows. Cursing on the shows is nothing out of the ordinary.

it's an efed, swearing is ok to an extent. that's edumacation on nigganomics from a white boy. y'all got a lot to learn.

This is OCW, we better than WWE.

Mez Murdock: Educating the world on Nigganomics, one punk ass bitch at a time. FOLK GANG!

An iPhone in the projects? That's a new one...

nope, full roster, two shows.

If anyone needs a replacement for their match I'm available.

I know I said I'd be on Asylum... I just wasn't feeling it this week. Refreshed and got some ideas for Riot, so I will be there.

For some reason, this seems so appropriate... http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/dirty-sanchez-beer-mustache-blonde-dirty-sanchez-demotivational-posters-1300839059.jpg

1. /smacks you in the face. 2. You were the last person I was willing to face. 3. You're fat, you like things that are on the table... calm down bro!

Raises your glasses gentlemen. A toast to you all, past and present.

I havent missed a show in 16 months... so I'm not heeding any words by our GM. Get it together folks, this is OCW without Dane Xavier. Okay, a hint of sarcasm there, and at the top too. Actually a lot of sarcasm... dickish sarcasm. I had a match, waited patiently to get it done, and when the time came we were both available he didn't respond on AIM. He told me we had extra time today to get it done, but to me a deadline is a deadline. I looked for a replacement online last night but no one seemed to be responsive. The lines of communication have diminished around here lately, and to be quite frank it pissed me off, waiting around online for people to respond only for them to never respond. I don't like to let something that occurs over the internet piss me off, especially when I like Mr. Dupree am pretty burned out, and I was strongly considering taking a break. But I'm not going to do that, simply because it would be stupid to walk away now with so much on the table (calm down Trance). My epic return to OCW will occur this week on Asylum, filled with confetti and the releasing of the doves and a return speech (not really). Bottom line for everyone who passes right over my posts, open your lines of communication. If you're not going to use AIM, please use your away message, sign off, or appear offline. Thanks!

I mark for sublime racism.

No one spoils in the party chat, all we do is shit talk each other and make racist jokes. YOUR FACE!

Anyone who is reading page 3 discussion that hasn't watched the show is fucking retarded.

Holy clusterfuck Batman, there's a revised match on the horizon! To the bat cave!

Awesome show, a lot of originality this week!

I'm digging this transformation... can't wait to see what is to come of it.

Don't be mistaken LSD, I personally don't think you were cheesy, and I did tell you after the match that you did what people were considering cheesy. I had no problem with anything that happened in the match, I shouldn't have shown less aggression than I normally do for the sake of having a good match. I'm just upset at principles that have nothing to do with you, but with the people who have no problem having hypocritical mouths. I thought our match was fantastic and I don't in any way feel cheated by you. I cheated myself for underestimating you. You won the match, kudos to you. You deserved it.

There's a lot of positive things going on in OCW. Rebelution (if they would stay consistent), I hope their match at S2R does nothing but bring them closer together. You speak of the rebelution being televised... let's see it, define the word Rebelution for us, show us what this made up word means! Kindred is awesome, I just want to see more RPs from them. KD mentioned the tag titles in their RP, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing them return. I could see a mixture of tag teams going about it, even mix and match singles competitors and enemies to go after tag titles. If anything, it would be cool to see people put together and forced to collaborate as a team. A lot of room to meld minds and be super creative. I've felt like even though we do have a small roster, there's something missing championship wise. We've got the EX title that has a new concept to it, some fun stuff is going on with the World Title, the Int title is in good hands, I just feel like OCW needs something more and the tag titles seem like the missing piece of the puzzle. I know it's been discussed time and time again, but consider this. Forcing random people to team would be in interesting concept. Hell, you could even do a "draw your partner from a hat" thing. Just sayin. Trance whooped Trevor, showing that everyone has an off night. It was stiil a good match dispite being a squash, I applaud you gentlemen. You're not invincible Trevor, and now I know your weakness! I kinda saw The Cell match for Aries and Seth coming, call it a fluke because it just sorta popped into my mind when I saw the words CAGE FIGHTER. Looking forward to it though, now Aries won't have to worry about rope breaks on those rolling armbars. The Fiyah! I loved Dupree TV this week, I was LOLing the whole way through those descriptive images. Gold sir, pure gold... BUT LEAVE MY HAIRLINE OUT OF IT! I don't know why MMM is endorsing Trevor, must be part of his Mad Method. Al needs to get off my Poling (I don't really mean that, I just found it to be a clever play on words). Those subliminal promo vids are awesome yet creepy... I like that combo! Great Riot.

See what I mean? Hypocrisy. Misinterpreted. Your statement is the only thing that retracts itself. It's only cheesy when I do it, right? LSD does it no complaints, but when Dane Xavier does it it's cheesy. No longer will I be restricted by your opinions on me. I'm the best thing going in OCW today and all you people do is spit on this place... Please, allow me to elaborate. I honor a tradition and put in work every week and because of that people think I don't get pussy. There's another loogie hocked on OCW. I win matches, something you people never expected to happen. Someone you like wins with the same tactics I used and it's fine. Hypocrisy. Another wad of spit. I just want my fair shake, and you people need to get over my immature acts that entail petty lies of faulty batteries, that happened years ago! Don't say that's not what it is because I know that's what it is. I'm not liked and that doesn't bother me because it just makes the people who e-hate someone look pathetic. I continue enjoying this hobby and using my creativity regardless. Move along.

You're mistaking that for the frequency at which I am disliked. People are continuing to show their ignorance as they eat their words. Go ahead, continue your hypocrisy!