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Useless Dane Xavier

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  1. Same to you, may the best Dane win.
  2. Not so fast there Hunter, I have a pretty big appetite for some gold right now.
  3. Awwwwwwww snap!
  4. Book me!
  5. Hostile and Matsuda have been doing far more work than Hazard. Plus, the division isn't raped, if anything the world title picture is raped due to the amount of people taking breaks. The EX Division is probably the best thing going right now, if it weren't for the lack of effort made by Judas. Hazard doesn't RP, and it's been proven that if a champ doesn't RP then the belt loses prestige and worth, so the set match for the EX title is perfect for the status quo.
  6. I lol'd irl.
  7. Interesting stuff. We're down to one champion at this point in time. Interested in seeing this press conference, my people will be there to pose some hard hitting questions.
  8. Welcome to the site! Begin posting to get started!
  9. We're not on page 2?
  10. A quick recap without spoiling: Dimsmore was HILARIOUS! Lotus members are falling one by one... WHOSE DOING IT? D-Jack is back and that's a really good thing. Dupree's storyline took a very interesting and different turn, look forward to seeing where it goes. The face of OCW retires because he knows who the REAL face of OCW is... someone with two thumbs and has a lot of money *points to self with thumbs* THIS GUY! Dupree and Trance have an interesting altercation before their match, nice build. They have a great match, 5 stars. KD needs to go to school, English class in particular. Mayhem speaks gibberish and gives us a bit of insight as to why he's aligned himself with LOTUS. Cody and Dimsmore put together a great match. Matsuda speaks the truth, he is LOTUS! I put myself right back where I belong! The Main event is very gratifying. Oh, and just so LSD is politically correct... Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?! Seriously... seriously? SERIOUSLY?! SRSLY?!
  11. I'm so retarded, I keep posting right outside of the Riot submissions thread... no worries though as it seems my dirty work was taken care of for me. :) EDIT: Luke, I have NEVER used the word SERIOUSLY (except in party chats). If I were to do so, you know I'd be smart enough to know to pay you royalties! EDIT EDIT: Oh I get what you're trying to do, you just want some of the big bills this guy has. Sorry Mr. Dimsmore, but you're not going to fool me that easily!
  12. Nice interception... I cheated, so sue me!
  13. Mechanoreception!
  14. Interesting developments on this show, I just discovered the genius in my own work...
  15. Because it's irrelevant.
  16. why dont you actually watch the PPV so you KNOW what's going on with the EX title.
  17. wheres my rp?
  18. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOO ROOOOO hey bold :)
  19. Dane Xavier is being driven around in a golf cart on a golf course by his head security guard, Max Magnus. He is dressed in golf clothes and talking on his phone. Dane $ Xavier: I know that things were crazy, but times have changed! I want YOU to come back to OCW. Come to End Games this Sunday to be my special guest on Real Talk! ... Dane $ Xavier: No, you don't have to worry about that. With LOTUS as my business partner I'm untouchable now, which puts you out of harm's way. ... Dane $ Xavier: No, he's wrapped up in his title match, I'm not on his agenda right now, but after End Games he won't have any choice but to face me. ... Dane $ Xavier: Of course I heard about that, which is why I want you to be there! ... Dane $ Xavier: I guarantee you that things will be different this time, business is about to really pick up now! ... Dane $ Xavier: Does that mean I can count on you to be there this Sunday? ... Dane $ Xavier: Excellent! You won't regret it, see you there! Dane hangs up his phone as the golf cart comes to a stop. He looks around at the beautiful nature on this gorgeous day before stepping out of the golf cart and taking a club from his bag. He walks out and places a golf tee in the ground and places a ball on top of it. He looks over the landscape, trying to judge his shot. Dane $ Xavier: What do you think Max, should I swerve this one? Max remains sitting in the drivers seat of the golf cart and looks at Dane. Max Magnus: Uh... don't you mean curve? Dane smiles and gets ready to tee off. Dane $ Xavier: No, I meant what I said... Dane takes a hack at the ball and watches it sail off toward the green. The ball bounces and rolls right into the cup. Dane does a Tiger Woods like fist pump. Dane $ Xavier: Ahaaaa! Hole in one baby! The shot fades as Dane gets back into the golf cart and the two drive away.
  20. I admit to nothing!
  21. I'm ignorant? I'M ignorant? LMFAO! http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/albums/funny/Pot%20Kettle%20Black.jpg Oh, and I like Mayhem's point, it's a very good point.
  22. The point is, you did it without staff approval. God dammit KD, as long as your big black ass has been around, you'd think you'd know how things run around here. SMH, SMDH.
  23. This show... well let's start with the negatives: Unorganized... some stuff seems out of place. Unauthorized... pretty sure KD's stealing of MY NA title wasn't approved for obvious reasons, someone prove otherwise please. Unoriginal... no clue why an old match between Jookie and DJack was posted. Positives: All the matches were good. Madness collaborating with The Fire for a RP makes for epic epic stuff. Awesome RPs from Matsuda, Trance/Storm, Ryder, Hostile, Mayhem. ... Just so you all aren't hating me now, I'll just say that the positives outweight the negatives. http://www.smilefacebook.it/wp-content/uploads/smile.jpg
  24. That's no excuse, it's up to you to do DMs and there are plenty of people who are willing and ready to play Another way of play? What are you doing, playing randoms? If so then you might not want to do that. What you did was obvious FPR breakage, you did a ground sig then did a pick up fin. Other than that the match was fine, just remember you can't do a pick up move after doing a ground move.
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