Useless Dane Xavier

just be... MISSSSSSSTERRRRRRRR... STOOOORRRMM!!!....... STOOOORRRRMMMMM!

People busted out the writing this week! Good stuff I see! Review coming!

You're not very subtle with your hint there Straight Edge.

Nate.

I have to deal with the champ's BFF? I thought his BFF was Satan? This is false advertising.

bump... but you people should talk about R2G too.

i can convert to mp3 next time it's needed.

FUCK YOU GUYS FOR TALKING ABOUT HAZARD! :-) FUCK YOU HAZARD! faggot.

THQ: Sorry... uh... Expletive Storm... but please kindly fuck off. MR.STORM: That's MISTER Storm to you! *Cody hangs up the phone*

CODE STORM! :-p

oh look a leprechaun!!

Shame that no one is really discussing this show, as it was a really good show. The story progression was phenominal despite the GM's errors, that progression is the most important part of the show. But oh, you people... You'll be talking about Road 2 Glory... you'll be talking about it... forever...

The scene opens in one of Dane Xavier's many lavish homes in an undisclosed location. The cameras pan through the dark house, showing fancy paintings on the walls that stretch higher than the walls of a normal home. The large fireplace is crackling with a fire that is the only source of light other than the occasional strikes of lightning that are caused by the thunderstorm outside. We see Dane dressed in his casual wear, staring out a full length window at his professionally kept yard outside. Dane $ Xavier: He's the man that has defined an industry... a man that oozed nostalgia every time he made an appearance. Ever since I arrived at Riot this past week, he's the man that haunts every single one of my thoughts. Dane $ Xavier: But why? Why do I care about someone that's long gone from this company? Dane turns to a nearby table and spins a globe that sits upon it. Dane $ Xavier: I've done just as he's done, just as many before me and many to follow me have done. I've traveled the world, wrestling in many different arenas. I've fought injured and sometimes with short notice, just as everyone else has in OCW. But there was something different about him... the way he did things... Dane $ Xavier: It's as if there is a protecting force field around some little secret that only he knows. I can come close to understanding it, but I just can't grasp it. Dane shoves the globe off the desk and it topples to the ground, rolling at it's limits. Dane $ Xavier: I deserve everything I have and so much more. I have carried OCW on my back for nearly a year now, and look at what I've turned it into. A thriving business that's as good as it once was, as good as it was when HE was here. Dane $ Xavier: People say that I'm a scumbag for taking such a large contract settlement from Online Championship Wrestling, but what they fail to realize is that... it's just business. Dane $ Xavier: I've taken the money that I've made and invested it right back into the company, which is the soul reason Jaysin Sensation keeps me around. He and I don't see eye to eye and that'll never change, but he knows what's good for business. Dane $ Xavier: For all of the sacrifices that I've made, I deserve everything I own and so much more... including HIS secret. Dane $ Xavier: But what is it? Dane walks over to the globe on the floor and picks it up. He holds it up and looks at it; not at a particular country or state, but at the globe as a whole. Dane $ Xavier: His secret is the key that unlocks the door to the entire world for me. Dane gently places the globe back in place on the desk and goes back over to his spot in front of the window. The lightning outside lights up his face to show a look of disdain and aggravation. Dane $ Xavier: That secret is out there for me to find... and I will find it... even if I have to make it come to me. The scene fades.

HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Hollywood swingin'!

That's it, from now on I'm not arriving in a limo, I'm arriving in a really long limo.

President's Day... how appropriate for the theme!

What kind of logo do you want? I'm going to go on the same pretenses that Jay gave you, but with less ghettofiedness.

...Then I guess I should probably write a review...

THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCK! Believe the hype.

That's exactly what's wrong with the wrestling industry...

Additional content being added to the show after the fact is stupid. No offence Jamster, and allow me to explain. I've already watched Riot, as many others probably have. I prefer to watch the show as it is put together, and not watch videos and then read RPs second as I know a lot of people do. If I want to see Jookie's content, I'd have to watch the show all over again to see how it flows. Because that's how I view a show, the way it was pieced together. Going back and just watching certain pieces out of order would be like watching parts of Raw then rewinding on my DVR to see something else, it just gets me lost and I don't see the flow. That's just my perspective, I'll go back and watch but the flow is ruined for me. I'm a dickhead, I know.

Riot is good. Page 2!

Thanatos, you two have no lives.

I didn't know my match would be the Main Event, if I remember correctly there was another match that was supposed to be the ME but shit happens I guess.

My second RP is missing.