Useless Dane Xavier

Well... at least we're on page 2...

lol @ SCREW YOU KENT!

To Pepperlowski: Your welcome.

I will say, Pugh, that you don't always have to just call the match, tell a story about the wrestlers too. I know it can be tough if you don't know anything about the wrestler but you can tell us what you think of their style and whatnot. Being a commentator isn't just calling matches, it's keeping the audience captivated with your storytelling as well. A lot of times I'd notice you'd have a hard time keeping up, so those points would be a good moment to give us a little insight about the wrestlers. When a big spot happens, call it and sell it.

Unleashed is flawless, aside from some editing flaws but all the hard work that goes into it it's understandable. I think it's great just the way it is, would like to see like a weekly spotlight, where one superstar would be put under the limelight and would be biography'd.

I am a human cum dumpster.

Fucker!

my commentary will be JBL-like!

what was that? i couldn't hear you!!!

I'll do it! :)

He sits on a steel chair, wearing the training gear that he's sported for the last two weeks. To his left is a twin sized bed, and his right a dresser. Dane Xavier clearly sits in his bedroom, located within the confines of his soul property of ownership. Tonight he has mustered up the nerve to face toward us, but he looks down and the shadows cover his face. Dane Xavier: As much as it would please me to return to OCW this Thursday and test my skills in a match against Tiberius Dupree, I simply cannot. He and I will meet again in the near to distant future... but now is not the time... I must focus on the task at hand. Dane rubs both of his wrists, showing a sense of nervousness. Dane Xavier: I don't expect people to understand my state of mind, nor do I expect them to believe that I am trying to change my ways. Perhaps for some it is too late, and for others it comes right in time, but for most the name of the game is respect. Dane Xavier: There are some that I have either shown respect to or have shown nothing at all and had nothing to do with them. I do, however, expect is for those people to treat me as I have treated them, the golden rule. Such is the value of substance between myself and Vincent Valmont. Dane Xavier: I have shown Valmont cowardice and disrespect, and in return he has shown me much more of the same. To each and every one of you who has had an encounter with my darker self, I expect your retribution, but to the others... Either show your respect or show nothing at all. The scene fades.

By the way, I just realized this... I don't even know if you realized this when you typed it, but just think about it and you'll LOL.

And the world can move on now.

Why so passive aggressive? Stop speaking in riddles. Just be real with me, you've done it this one time before.

I'm not bitter, nor am I jaded... I'm just having fun!

I don't know what I did to get on your bad side, but you sure have had a different attitude toward me lately.

So glad there's something to replace WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Hank Thomas an Mike Rotch for tag team champions!

Don't be a dick, you know you get the point.

I was gonna write a post match RP for Hank but Tyro took care of it for me with that video. I LOL'd.

Dear KD, I read, watch, and pay attention to everything that happens on the shows. When I come across your RPs and have to force myself to read a bunch of garble that is nothing but poor shooting and pathetic sadness, it makes me want to vomit on your mother. Stop being butt hurt about being banned from Riot and feud with someone. I can't believe your retarded RP was even posted. You had a perfect chance to get into a feud with Sean McGee but once again you fail to launch. KD, I like you as a person, I really do, but please, STOP BEING A MORON BETWEEN THE CHAPTERS! Love, Dane

Well when you figure in DJack being a rapist and Jim Black having halitosis, it'd make them unappealing to others. So my calculations tell me the answer is yes. They enjoy ravaging each other in all their sweat and shame. Damn I'm a sick fuck.

How is show discussion at such a low point and we're a week away from Wrestlution VII? The "what's your favorite filling?" review! Aries/Nate: This feud is filled to the seams with nostalgia, tasty. I like Sensation's involvement in it all and I like how he doesn't want Nate's legacy to be ruined if he doesn't win. Shows that he doesn't have any faith in his son-in-law. Aries calling himself the bastard child was fucking great, and I didn't realize he got all shiny from crawling around in car grease. It all makes sense now! Leon/Parker: This feud is filled with epicness and hilarity with a side of gender questioning, delicious. Parker and everyone hates Leon and Leon hates everyone period. He can't get past the fact that he can't win a world title, and I don't think he'll ever win one again if he can't beat Parker at Lution. That bitch Alex deserved that stunner and I lost my shit when he arrived, raised hell, and left. Parker is one of the most entertaining and intense competitors in OCW and I can't wait for him to whoop Leon's ass! Jookie/Pugh/Spider: This feud is filled with speed, weed, and ego... a mind numbing concoction. Jookie truly has saved the EX division, and WHO BETTER to get the first shot than Pugh and Black Spider? Nuff said, EX Division is awesomesauce. Dupree/Dimsmore: Two of my favorite wrestlers and people in OCW. They communicate better than anyone else here and not a day goes by that I don't talk to one of them for at least 5 minutes. This feud is filled with AMBITION. I love ambition, it's a good way to start the morning of a long day at work, especially Mondays. These two are innovating the product of efeding. The intervention was amazing, and the way it ended with Dimsmore taking everyone out was so fitting. Dimsmore has clearly got some issues and can't stand hearing the word LUKE. I wonder which he hates more, "LUKE" or... "SERIOUSLY!" Pepperlowski: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! A daily dose of laughter keeps the doctor away. These two old geezers though, the way they always bicker at each other, they're going to need a doctor... I know just the guy! Da Bitches: A little bit of T n' A is a great way to end the day. It relaxed you, it relieves stress, and you don't even have to use your hand! The matches. Leon & Parker vs. Aries: Very well thought out and put together match. I'd expect such an odd team to not be on the same page, in the same library, or even in the same universe. 4.5/5 Dimsmore vs. Ace Angel: Ace put up a fight, probably the fight of his life, but Dimsmore is in such a state that he can't be stopped, won't be stopped. 4/5 A-Team vs. Greene/Lee: A loooooong tag team match, but I was kept entertained throughout. About what you'd expect from a tag team match. 3.8/5 Jacob Trance vs. Carlos Cruz: Two people who know each other better than anyone else. They've faced each other 346758736 times and it gets better every time. The RP following tied it all together as well. 4/5 Matsuda vs. McGee/Lockhart: About what you'd expect from a handicap match. 2/5 Johnny Phoenix vs. Freek: Freek is on a roll! Somebody call his clown momma! 3.5/5 The yucky filling. DJack and Kale Lockhart: That is all.