Useless Dane Xavier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoWtY_h4xo

Well... at least we're on page 2...

lol @ SCREW YOU KENT!

To Pepperlowski: Your welcome.

I will say, Pugh, that you don't always have to just call the match, tell a story about the wrestlers too. I know it can be tough if you don't know anything about the wrestler but you can tell us what you think of their style and whatnot. Being a commentator isn't just calling matches, it's keeping the audience captivated with your storytelling as well. A lot of times I'd notice you'd have a hard time keeping up, so those points would be a good moment to give us a little insight about the wrestlers. When a big spot happens, call it and sell it.

Unleashed is flawless, aside from some editing flaws but all the hard work that goes into it it's understandable. I think it's great just the way it is, would like to see like a weekly spotlight, where one superstar would be put under the limelight and would be biography'd.

I am a human cum dumpster.

Fucker!

my commentary will be JBL-like!

what was that? i couldn't hear you!!!

I'll do it! :)

He sits on a steel chair, wearing the training gear that he's sported for the last two weeks. To his left is a twin sized bed, and his right a dresser. Dane Xavier clearly sits in his bedroom, located within the confines of his soul property of ownership. Tonight he has mustered up the nerve to face toward us, but he looks down and the shadows cover his face. Dane Xavier: As much as it would please me to return to OCW this Thursday and test my skills in a match against Tiberius Dupree, I simply cannot. He and I will meet again in the near to distant future... but now is not the time... I must focus on the task at hand. Dane rubs both of his wrists, showing a sense of nervousness. Dane Xavier: I don't expect people to understand my state of mind, nor do I expect them to believe that I am trying to change my ways. Perhaps for some it is too late, and for others it comes right in time, but for most the name of the game is respect. Dane Xavier: There are some that I have either shown respect to or have shown nothing at all and had nothing to do with them. I do, however, expect is for those people to treat me as I have treated them, the golden rule. Such is the value of substance between myself and Vincent Valmont. Dane Xavier: I have shown Valmont cowardice and disrespect, and in return he has shown me much more of the same. To each and every one of you who has had an encounter with my darker self, I expect your retribution, but to the others... Either show your respect or show nothing at all. The scene fades.

By the way, I just realized this... I don't even know if you realized this when you typed it, but just think about it and you'll LOL.

And the world can move on now.

Why so passive aggressive? Stop speaking in riddles. Just be real with me, you've done it this one time before.

I'm not bitter, nor am I jaded... I'm just having fun!

I don't know what I did to get on your bad side, but you sure have had a different attitude toward me lately.

So glad there's something to replace WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Hank Thomas an Mike Rotch for tag team champions!

Don't be a dick, you know you get the point.

I was gonna write a post match RP for Hank but Tyro took care of it for me with that video. I LOL'd.

Dear KD, I read, watch, and pay attention to everything that happens on the shows. When I come across your RPs and have to force myself to read a bunch of garble that is nothing but poor shooting and pathetic sadness, it makes me want to vomit on your mother. Stop being butt hurt about being banned from Riot and feud with someone. I can't believe your retarded RP was even posted. You had a perfect chance to get into a feud with Sean McGee but once again you fail to launch. KD, I like you as a person, I really do, but please, STOP BEING A MORON BETWEEN THE CHAPTERS! Love, Dane