Useless Dane Xavier

Jookie Marley vs. A Gimmick Match The match wins.

Stop burrying Lution with that pre-show bullshit! IT'S WRESTLUTION BABY!

Matsuda, Dudebro, like, where did we ever go wrong? I thought you and me was like chicken and fried rice, I mean we never talked but we gave each other that nod of acknowledgment. And why wasn't Rockstar invited to the pre-show dance? He needs to pay a school zone speeding ticket. I am disappoint. I thought we were cool man, now I'm a sad panda (no pun intended bro, don't get mad bro). Love, Just err... Dane

Keep watching, it gets better! And Aaron Walker... well... all his exes live in Texas.

Somehow the video got deleted... updated with reuploaded video.

The sound of a vibration cause his eyes shoot open and dart around the room, he is breathing nervously and heavily and his face is covered in sweat. His eyes soon relax and slowly close as he wipes the sweat from his brow. He takes a moment to catch his breath before sitting up. He looks at the clock on the bedside table, 6:42 AM. The vibrating once again catches his ear as he looks over toward the hotel bathroom. He notices that the mirror has been broken and pieces lay strewn all over the floor. His cell phone dances over the broken pieces of glass as it continues to vibrate. A perplexed look comes over Dane's face as he stands up and goes to retrieve the phone. Careful not to touch any of the broken glass, Dane picks up the phone and opens it. "Hello?" He answers. He looks down at the broken mirror on the floor and just stares at it. "Oh it's you," he soon continues after realizing he is talking to a familiar voice. "I just had to strangest dream, and for some reason you were in it." Dane can't help but stare at the broken mirror on the ground. "You know what, never mind about all that right now. I'll meet you at LAX... alright... buh-bye." Dane closes his phone, still hypnotized by the broken mirror on the hotel room floor. The camera pans over to show that Dane is looking at his broken reflection in those little pieces of mirror on the carpeted floor below. A sad look, perhaps a look of anger, or maybe both seem to creep upon the bearded face of Dane Xavier. He reaches up to the back of his head, unties bandana and pulls out his hair tie, the cloth and hair draping where they may. Dane Xavier: This bandana... it signifies the cowardice I've displayed for many months. For those many months, I've hidden what's known as the infamous hairline. I've hidden from the locker room and from the world, my true self, just like I used money to hide my true self. I didn't make Dane Dollar-Sign Xavier, money made Dane Dollar-Sign Xavier. Greed made Dane Dollar-Sign Xavier, and Dane Dollar-Sign Xavier was only created to hide away the true Dane Xavier. Dane Xavier: Tonight, the bandana comes off. The veil is lifted and everyone will get to see "The True" Dane Xavier for the first time. For over these last three months, the will to fight has grown strong... and the need for greed has been humbled. Dane turns away from the broken reflection on the ground and begins heading toward the door. He collects his bags and things from the bedside table and walks toward the door. He opens it, the blinding light shines through and Dane shades his eyes. He walks out and door closes behing him as the scene fades.

This doesn't just go any heat directed at me, this goes for everyone else that's in OCW, even your Hazards. Shit that's been done to him wasn't disrespectful, it was deserved. He got destroyed by AA at last year's Lution, I dumped him on his head to show that I follow LOTUS Law, DJack probably raped him in there somewhere, but that was because he's dead weight trash. The thing was, we had enough respect for him to never break that fourth wall with him or blatantly use a match type of his, probably because he never DID anything. But even then, that's why what happened to him was deserved. He was useless. Of everything, showing respect on the show has been number one in my view. While I may be confused at the ethics of life, what I've done between the chapters has always been... pure. The next time someone tries to talk to me about respect or a lack thereof, make sure you aren't preaching a gospel you don't believe in. In other words, don't break the fourth wall and cut a disrespectful promo on how I'm disrespectful. And don't use a match type that I've been feuding for, made a promo video for, and been building for, for months. You're just embarrassing yourself and showing that you're just as much of a douche if not more than me.

That main event... damn...

Careful Jook, he calls himself Kid Ego for a reason.

Nice graphics work. This years Lution will top them all.

Dear Parker, My sincerest apologies Parker, I didn't know you took what I said seriously. Regardless of it being a joke, what I said was wrong and I'm sure a woman with a guy like yourself would never let a guy like me put my fingers anywhere near her vagina. Your retaliation was warranted, no matter where it happened and I respect your decision to do it in the way you did. I have no hard feelings to this situation and hope that we can only move past this. Love, Dane P.S.: Please end Leon's streak so that I have the opportunity to whoop your ass in the future.

Spot of the night: Leon reversing Tibby's springboard and dropping him with the LKO... classic!

I thought it was amazing.

pre-show match is off, you used Ace vs. Creed, then it's there properly on page 1.

YES! YES! Again I say... YYYYYYYYES!

That Strong Style Spirit video is fucking epic! Nice work!

KD vs. Justin Rockstar, RIOT!

So now a feud makes me gay, does it KD? I suppose this means Parker and Leon are a couple too then? That must mean there's a love triangle between Aries, Sensation, and Nate too. Dupree and Dimsmore are more than just friends, right? Grow the fuck up and take a joke KD. I swear, you're 10 years older than me and even I am more mature than you. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

This is why. THIS IS WHY!

OH... yeah I got that, but I took what you said before literally.

...What?

I don't know why everyone thinks I seek attention on a website, that's nothing but a pure misjudgment of character. I didn't think it was that obvious so I felt the need to address it. THAT'S ALL.

PMS much? I was just stating my roll in LOTUS asshole, I didn't didn't come in here all LOOK AT ME I MADE LOTUS GREAT BLAH BLAH BLAH. I just wanted to make sure people knew why I was involved with LOTUS, I had no intention of being a dick, dick. I don't know where some people get the idea that my ego is massive and on a website nonetheless, but you are the ultimate bandwagon'er around here. And before you start typing in the reply box, stop. There's no point in continuing a failed argument based on an ignorant judgment and trying to look cool in front of everyone else. We get it, you're a faggy Euro. Kindly take your seat sir.

/holds up mirror