Chris Ryder

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/fuck_this_shit-1618.jpg Okay you know what? I'm sick of this crap, please read the following in the hopes that this will register in your brain. Colour = in character = a fictitious role played in order to entertain the community (which I do extraordinarily well). No colour = out of character = a post made with the posters personal feelings in regards to the situation. I try to get a slice of entertainment out of you, and how do you respond? With a post relating to a false accusation made against me (not the character I play) when this person didn't know the details. First off, don't talk trash about something you don't know anything about KD, it's extremely aggravating to see and is also disrespectful. Second, if you're going to respond to some body who posts IN CHARACTER in future, don't bring up subjects that don't relate to the personality they're portraying, it's ill-mannered and shows you lack role-playing talent, so to make up for it, you go outside the role-playing zone in hopes of getting cheap marks. This is why I hate stupid people. And Yes this was out of the blue, but people need to understand the difference between promoting a gimmick and trying to get cheap marks to cover up the fact they're shit at role-playing. http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Imad.jpg Also, Spiderman is so gangster he can say the N word and get away with it.

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/SpidermanSerious.jpg Clearly you didn't see my horrific injury at Wrestlution Mr. Flabjello, I am still recovering and Management know that I should be 100% before I get back in the ring. I'm also getting a vast amount of income through being an internet sensation to fans world wide, so it makes sense that I shouldn't be wrestling right now. It really does makes sense when you think about it. Kind of.

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Squidwardface.jpg

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/LookatallthefucksIgive.jpg

No, it's the best thing you've ever done.

Pros for Riot this week: I am on the show. Cons for Riot this week: I wasn't on long enough.

Relax Leon, I didn't expect you to pay anything, you've already paid enough, what with being injured for 7 months an- DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! http://whereismymind42.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tumblr_lby1uue7tz1qau583o1_500.jpg

Well if you want me to come back quicker Dane, I'd suggest you send me about $50 worth of Amazon Gift Cards. Seriously people, DVD's of the entire Friends collection doesn't come cheap when you're in a hospital bed. I mean do you know how many Season's they've got? A LOT, and this superstar wants to watch the episode where Ross and Rachel hook up for the seventh time.

For those wondering and/or concerned (which I assume is everybody in OCW, being that I am such an iconic figure and the face of OCW Television) I was not present at this weeks taping of Riot for reasons beyond my control. I am currently recovering from severe injures inflicted by that psychotic clown Sideshow at Wrestlution VI (a show he should not have been involved in obviously!). However, I give you loyal followers my word that I shall return next week. You can all rest easy knowing that I am going to be back on television very soon! Now since I know you all want me to get better ASAP, you may send me amazon gift cards, or money to ChrisRyder@paypal.com to help towards my recovery. I expect at least five gift cards about five minutes after posting this, so thank you all in advance for your support.

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Ohhemad.jpg

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/ohyeahwellfuckyou.jpg

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/DaveChapelle-lolwut.gif

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Jaysin-Nateisback.jpg God damn it Trance.

Ask and ye' shall receive. http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/facepalm0.gif

This. I have no earthly idea how to donate on this forum. /miss' V3

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Derp.jpg I'll take Chavo Guerrero, Jr.

I think it would make more sense to have cards posted in their respective forums, but posting it in the Daily Suplex isn't a major problem. You could post the card in both forums, but that would just mean posting the same thread twice.

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/WTFamIreading.jpg

Dupree, Pato' and Matsuda, three men with one common bond, they're all being marked out for by me. I just thought I'd let that be known. As for the card, I'm looking forward to Ernsmore Vs. Dimsmore for obvious reasons ... Their names are so similar!

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Umadspin.gif

I know this was brought up before Guy, but I think it needs to be brought to everybody's attention anyway. First off Submissionist should be a punished pleasure so to speak for obvious reasons, but with weight class' involved it leaves Light Heavyweight Submissionists at more of a disadvantage than anybody else. I think the weight class damage topic really needs further testing done, for example; making sub-class' for different weight class' to keep a level playing field and not leave Light Heavyweights like myself, Baxter (how are you still light man, look at you lol jk) and others. Now I'm certain this was brought up once before (hell maybe even in this thread) but there's no harm in making sure it gets checked over by staff. Here's an example of the idea: Submissionist Heavyweight Class: Low speed, high power & grapple Light Heavyweight Class: Low power & grapple, high speed Sure this isn't the best written example in the world, but you get my concept. The point I'm trying to make is you need to put into consideration the Light Heavyweight Vs. Heavyweight factor when you work on these class', otherwise everything falls out of balance once Baxter faces off against somebody like K. Dangelo. Anyway that's my two cents. I shall now leave you with this fairly racist but nonetheless humorous photograph: http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Whitepowerranger.jpg

This thread ... http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/ColeSwagger.gif Is going around in circles (sorry I had to do that). In my opinion Guy has a better idea of how to get an even playing field better than anybody else in the community right now (D&D master amirite?), the current system just needs a little more tweaking before the majority can be happy with it (I don't say everybody because this is OCW and somebody is always unhappy with something). Not to say the old system is frowned upon of course, I can see where Mayhem is coming from, but I think the system we have right now, once properly looked over, will work just fine. This is coming from a Submissionist (AKA: slowest man in the world) by the way.

John Cena = Dupree http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/CenaREF.gif

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/highfivelol.gif

Well maybe I think Mr. Bently deserves the title now Gaines, what do you think about that? Honest question.