The Guy Fausto

No it's because you deny my blackness. And are a mean jerk. Why should I help mean jerks?

Yeah. More show discussion. Flamebait is turmoil territory. I think I commented already(just a rough go over. I lack patience for full report) So I think I'll add some more. Are Cross's two new goons a tag team? Might see a little bit of a comeback there. Valmont needs to cut his down intro to about a quarter. He has a longer intro than the rest of the fed combined. Note Smythe & Cross's comments: The DX Parody is a play on Jay calling Nate Triple Nate and me HBNerd. So we went with it. Would of been more apparent if the vid was clearer and Nate made his Hud say so. I didn't turn on Nate. I turned on Versus. Apathy to Nate getting attacked isn't turning on him. It's apathy :D. If you're counting the mid match.... it's because I can't tell the two Nates apart... or this game is shitty. Take your pick.

The Sandwich giving makes me eviler. You don't know the first thing about being a villain. You're eviler if you're polite before you screw them over.

Except they all are. I gave the man a sandwich then Hit him in the face. That's a brand of betrayal you can never match.

Alpha Heel? What's the last dastardly deed you committed? I hit Versus in the face for no reason. What'd you do!? :)

Just to spite you Smythe, the feud will continue. I'm going to go find Poison and toss him through another cell. Just because beating on crippled people is the face thing to do. I'm not going to stop beating this dead horse until it's a fine horse paste.(And it's called a feud. Which ussually to be any good, will carry past more than 2 PPVs. So nya.) As far as the dirty move goes, I still don't like it and would prefer it to just be a random WTF hit I can use once a match. If I wanted to win by uppercutting someone in the balls, I'd set it as my finisher. Also, as I said, the Showman ability is superior in every way due to multiple positions & the humiliation factor. Plus my way gives it a "uniqueness" on the other abilities.

I thought Dirty could use the Low blow whenever, just not pin off it? I'm fine with that, otherwise it's a second front finisher and useless(Whereas Showmen can hit theres off an alternate position of their opponents) since a plain finisher will almost always look better.

Random Observations: -Martin needs to go back to the old music. It jumped out more and wasn't Numetal garbage. Rookie match sucked. Triple Threats always suck, especially with unethicalness. -Do not pin tall people anywhere near the ropes. -Marty needs to keep the mask on(Helps him standout, looks like Generic Prettyboy #84 without it) -Bauer has to break FPR to beat a girl.(You're not suppose to pin off the Super Dirty move. I checked with Nick on this earlier out of my own curiosity) -Is it just me or is momentum gain nothing in Ladder matches? Neither could get a finisher. Ever. -I had to use the Matt Hardy Jacket because I use it in 08. In 08 it lacks the logo and therefore is cool looking. Doesn't carry back very well :( Alternate Explanation: The feud is really over Poison stealing my jacket and I had to get a loan from Matt. I then showed Poison what I did to Jacket thieves. -A bad night for Nate. No, not because he didn't win the OCW title. But because a black man is still CCW Champion. I know this hurts him immensely. -Nate Cena should just drop the Angleslam for the FU already and complete the transformation to Nate Ortizzle.

Really dig Baxter's outfit. Didn't even know ou could have a sleeveless long jacket.

There are 2 #42s though.

*looks at 3rd place ranking* I solely support dropping the Majin/Reed match. No, I do not have an ulterior motive. If you think that you are a liar.

Double A, I think it was based on accomplishment. Bauer's a good RP and all, but he didn't have the best year in ring wise. Apparently the OCW title, tag title, King of OCW and S-Cup isn't enough to win #1 for anything :( I hate you Kage. And yeah, my title reign would of went longer if my second defense wasn't a triple threat. I mean, I overcame Jim Black. There was no stopping me.

You dare bet against Boxing Jesus?

What's with the excessive intro vids? Did we really need a 20 second clip of Kang walking out? Couldn't of this been done with text?

Adrian Yohansen.

He only excluded me because I know the truth. DJ Is Bob Saget. TRUTH.

I tried to revise it(remove the stuff that was on the Wiki) but Jay's a bastard who hates me. :(

This system is racist against people with movesets consisting entirely of chops.

Badass Bill? Bill? BILLLLLL!?!?

said three months, I was out for 6 weeks at most. I don't really care, just busting balls.

Still invalid claim. Ya didn't beat me in 2007. :p The jobbing in 2006 didn't count.

For the right price, rest holding can be arranged.

The Hall of Fame: Now with 84% more profanity laced microphone breaking, 52% more steroids, and 106% dorkier(100% for me, 6% for Mayhem using an actual picture of himself.)

I'm not rusty. Half my moveset is chops. The other half is split between restholds and dropkicks. Why the hell did I win Moveset of the Year?

Just a few observations, good show overall. Smythe needs to tune down the high damaged grapples, all of his strongs did over 14. Unneccessary, especially vs. a LHVY. Kang did better than I expected, was pulling for him at the end. I didn't like the finish to the Hardcore title match. Aren't we suppose to wait for pain animations to end? I apologize for the grapple finisher, it was suppose to be a turn facing front to cutter, but I just said screw it and hit it off the grapple. Majin is a video editing god.