The Guy Fausto

I WONDER what we can blame for that... Friggin stoners.

It was me and Steve back in 2k6. Think it was Badass Bill maybe? Steve hit the Steve, I came in to stop Badass Bill, got him in the roll up walls of Jericho as Steve made the cover on Frank. The Referee decided that a submission between the two illegal men was more important than the legal pinfall, and it took about 10 seconds before the Sub was over, the ref argued me out of the ring, and THEN he counted Steve's pin.

Four ways are hard to set up and eventually you say fuck it and get who's availible.

K.Dangelo Billy Bad Ass Wrestler ...YOUR PARTNER IS BAD ASS BILL. I'VE CRACKED YOUR CODE.

I still can't look at the running STO without thinking "YOHANSEN! YOHAHSEN!" in the tone of "STONE COLD! STONE COLD!".

As for the running: Most of my runs were partial frustrations that they weren't connecting. If you look at actual running moves that connected, the number is very low. Parker fell to the fringe of a blinker. The match turned out much better than I thought, and I'll quote something I said after - I was pondering editing a huge spot to end the match before hand(pending on who won), but afterwards, I decided the match didn't need it. Smythe is MEing WL. God help us all. Go for the Balls Leon, it's his weak point. The final page, as always with him, is the start to some crazy shit. Also, as Scaggs said. Achievement unlocked. Gimme my Macho Mojo and 3 wins achievement(which I should have had after doing Guymoil 2 weeks ago).

But the snake and the coke habit are what makes Jake the Snake Jake the Snake.

Fuck you Steve, you fucking Jobber. Choke artist. There, now you're included in the flamewar. Is it still fun?

Damnyoureyes.IshouldtypeOOClikethistospiteyoursupressionofmyartisticvisionofhobomouth.

Iprotestjay'seditofmydialogueofaddingspaces. Theyareleftoutforareason.

WHERE IS YOUR HUG POST KARIM. THIS IS A HUG RIOT. THERE MUST BE HUGS. I'll cover for Karim's Defiency in hugs. http://thesunnah.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hug.jpg http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMA/E91~Bear-Hug-Posters.jpg

Hey, I already turned in 60% of the matches.

If you want to talk about wins and losses...I'm not going to get into it. This post isn't here.

I don't really care about the title. Also, I hate you.

I read it, just agreeing that the apparent King switch is kind of dumb. Kang seemed a bit arrogant but it fit, King seems kinda dumb when he's done nothing to warrant the title and it isn't his name. It's Brian. That or you need to spell your faction mate's name right.

http://www.portcities.org.uk/london/upload/img_400/BHC2763.jpg?

But you make such a cute couple.

Drama is the key to loads of replies.

Obviously, MMM should use the MVP power ranger suit. Because I said so.

Couldn't even do the Gym Teacher gimmick right. In the right hands, it could have been 24 karat gold.

I've been strutting and wooing since I came to OCW. It's miiiinnnee.

Steal Finisher can be avoided. Arrange your roster before you start to have less than 19 people on the roster overall. Durability is something that is hard to avoid, but I wouldn't worry about it. All it is is healing back to orange when red like 2k6/2k7. Something we should have never lost. More often than not you should be stretching for 5 or 6 abilities anyway.

Factiondestroyerican.

Nate's earlier winning streaks has consitently given him a high enough TOP SECRET OCW score to have more than enough extra lives. This explains why he can die so much and not care. Nate Ortiz x 93. We only need to kill him that many more times in order to free ourselves of him. It'll be over quicker if we can find a bottomless pit or some lava.

Since no one else commented, I watched the full show for the first time in ages. Versus is a dick. From waht I knew and the fact he was against three Light heavyweights or people who look like it, I had Seth Irving taking it. I was wrong, as it was between Kip and Ryder. Dunno who won since it froze on Kip grabbing Ryder's foot. I-Gen doubts Bladesworth. Bladesworth is a paragon of sleeping experience, and he's slept through Nate burning him, several European and Tag title reigns, and me dropping a statue on him. Valmont has it all wrong. It isn't how hard you can get hit, it's how hard to you can avoid getting hit. Getting hit hard typically leads to more pain and chinlocks. For you, at least. I don't like flaming tables being used on throwaway hardcore matches. Should be something special and PPV only. Cooper spins a meaningless ladder match into a WWE Championship oppurtunity. Seems like kind of the thing of working with what you're given that everyone's been on about. Wesley plots to make Smythe fight women. Doesn't he know that Smythe has lost to women before? Cooper/Parker was the most technical match on the show. Which makes no sense as it's someone who's suited to using a flaming chair and someone who is more suited to using Vic Vimes as a lawn dart than Benoit vs. Angle. Speaking of the midget, Jay is sending him to find me. YOU CAN'T TAKE ME BACK MIDGET! NEEEEVER! Whoever takes that title from Cooper is destined to be screwed out of it two years later when Jay rings the bell to make them submit to their own hold. CJ's the penultimate underdog. You always want to see him pull it out...but he loses to some strange Arm-based slam. Stop being hit by finishers and you'll win more matches, dammit. I don't see why the fans hate Leon for selling out. Selling out is very profitable and Jay has a very good healthcare plan for what he says. You don't get three on one matches - very good health care if I don't say so myself. Versus is a jerk. ...Versus is a jerk.