Parker

Steven Parker? Seriously?

Yeah, Trance put him in a camel clutch I believe which showed it on screen.

My favorite 'TV spot' of the night was in the Trance vs Smythe match, Smythe hits a hard leg kick into his super kick sig, Trance rolls out of the ring and re-adjusts his skull with the Cesaro taunt. Marked out hard, looked really nice.

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2-2 dickbag, I set you on fire son.

A technical battle is always going to draw more than a squash match. Choke on deez nutz.

Pugh doesn't draw.

Break now!! Well for me anyway, surgery on Friday so this is my last Riot. See you all in the new season...well, some of you.

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2012-04-19/2zzoxtk.gif The 'Can we please go on that much needed break as this is just tedious' edition

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2012-04-19/2zzoxtk.gif The 'I forgot to tell Jay I was out of town this week ' Edition

You see a pattern developing here? You're more dangerous to an e-career than Nathan Gaines is to a faction.

I'd actually mark if he came out wearing a 'Bitch, I'm Flawless' tshirt , to this theme...

Most people who have jobs only get a few hours a week, same as you , but their shit is still ontime. The card went up yesterday, that means you have 5 days to get something turned in..if you decide to do other things instead, and then try turning it in on the 6th day, then that's your downfall, noone elses If someone only gets say 6 hours to play games each week, then it's up to the people how they divide their time, 5 hours on Destiny, 1 hour on OCW content etc... Between work, gaming, family and other obligations, everyone else still gets their content in before the deadline..that's the difference. It's like talking to a wall.

EVERYONE is busy,,you think you're the only one? Hopefully this sinks in, because the 3000 times I've said it before haven't...I never TOOK the job..it landed with me when Pugh left, as there's no-one else to do it....I don't want to do it, but I have to , otherwise there would be no shows and the site would probably close as Jay is too busy to do it on a weekly basis. And by the looks of it, half you clowns would rather have the site close than actually do anything to help the cause, just so you have something to complain about. And I'm guessing next weeks card has been booked around reliable people who actually turn their content in ontime.

Can someone tell his client, Matsumoto, that there is no such thing as the Hardcore Championship, and there hasn't been for around 8-9 months.

He used to have a skinhead with bandana, sandman intro and chains round his neck, that was the RK I marked for.

I wasn't arguing who was a better GM, Fausto had time and catered to your shit, I dont. Like I said, I did my stint, when Iactually cared, and wasted HOURS correcting everyones shit, week after week, back in 2010 - 2013, BOTH shows. I do this now so you have some where to come and complain.

No, no, no..You're using it wrong, 'Pulling a Storm' is when you lose a title and then retire from efedding.

Try now

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2012-04-19/2zzoxtk.gif The 'Learn or Leave' Edition Show notes : Much like Lotus Law of 'Adapt or Die'...the New 'GM Law' is 'Learn or Leave'. 4 RP's have bben dropped this week, due to lateness, 1 by Cobra and 3 by Smythe, all late Thurs/early Friday submissions. Put it in the Backstage area, I don't really care. Yet AGAIN I say this..it's not hard to get stuff in ontime....or even give a heads up. I'm not GM Guy Fausto, I wont book you in silly handicap matches for revenge, and I'm not GM Geomon, who will spit bile to get you banned, I am GM 'I don't give a fuck if you're here or not' , the less content submitted, means the less time I have to waste on the show, you want to turn it in after deadline, then fine, you have wasted your free time, much like you try to make me waste mine. I'm not doing the shows out of love because I want to, I'm stuck doing them because I have to...I've already done my time. I will just simply ignore you until you either Learn to get your stuff in on time, or Leave and make everyones life easier. #FreeParker 2014 and LONG LIVE ASYLUM!

Darkside > Bloodline :(

Should work now

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/2012-04-19/2zzoxtk.gif The after-party Question - What do you guys think of me using old OCW promo videos instead of random commercials the last few weeks? Do any of you actually watch them? or should I just leave them out?

Nice try.. Haha But OCW needs Parker the GM more than they need parker burying people in 10 minute Main Event matches. Otherwise vets like yourself wouldn't have a place to return to every few months when they get the itch. Seems I do have to pay for my sins.... And Eternal GM is the payment :( Plus to quote Flair 'Bah Gawd I've done it all'. But don't think I don't play just coz Parker isn't active, I still have Crowe and the greatest pirate to ever live (still undefeated). My game is crispy as ever. Think of me like Captain 'Murrica, frozen in time until the world calls on me to come and destroy it :p

If she was pregnant with you, she'd have got the coat hanger.