Everything posted by Parker
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Riot 8-16-2012
Them being banned for atleast the last 2 MONTHS might have something to do with that.....LMAO And now for something totally Un-related... http://3.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/google-image-result-for-http-images5-fanpop-com-image-photos-27400000-spiderman-funny-comics-random-27416163-490-360-jpg-48cd6930-sz500x367-animate.jpg
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Riot 08-10-2012
Re-watch our match dude, I didnt wake-up taunt and lose it, I had it stored, I reversed your chain grapple, whipped you to the ropes, and BOOM.....it dissapeared faster than Aries at Wrestlution weekend.
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Riot 08-10-2012
I feel you pain Cody, the 'dissapearing finisher' is a pain in the ass, it happened in the Freek - Mez match also, I was on a slight comeback, whipped Mez off the ropes and planned to hit my finisher on his return, I press Y and .......nothing happens and we just bumped chest.....the finisher I had stored when I whipped him had magically vanished. Fuck THQ Fuck Corey and Fuck Ti-Busta-Sauras Rex!
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Riot 08-10-2012
That theory falls flat on its ass as Hogan wasn't the best wrestler in NWO..even when it was just Hall, Nash and Hogan, he still wasn't in the Top 3 ;)
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Riot 08-10-2012
Ti-Busta-Sauras Rex! Just sayin......
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Riot 08-10-2012
Bed check? The fuck? are you 8 years old son? In my head you used to look like this.... http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2010/07/2010_july_4_22_12_12.jpeg Now you look like this :( http://www.buzzle.com/images/hairstyles/braids/braids-for-black-kids/short-dreads.jpg
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Riot 8-5-2012
The 'sneak attack' thing was just a result of it being a follow on from the Phoenix video, as I was already in the parking lot.
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Riot 8-5-2012
I hear he is in talks with Disney to star in Finding Nemo 2..or how he will say it 'Finding Nerro'
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Riot 8-5-2012
Not sure what showing a picture of you aiming a gun has to do with a beheading video....but the video was kinda stupid. The ORIGINAL point has nothing to do with the 'defending your family' thing you seem to keep bringing up...like I said before, your gun wont do shit if you get car bombed. Pugh you should either skip his intro [much like I used to do wit hall Dane's content]....or take it for what it is..cheap heat. Every arab style character in the history of wrestling has used 'death to the west' etc to get cheap heat. Mayhems rant about his family business and stuff has nothing to do with your original grief, and shows he missed the point completley. Now let's move on...hands up who hopes Matsuda can't swim. Stay tuned next week, as Yasif goes into a cinema in colorado, with an orange wig and a camera strapped to his shoulder....and opens fire on the audience.... [He'll be shooting blanks, but they wont know that]
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Riot 8-5-2012
Somebody needs a clown dance ;)
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Riot 8-5-2012
I think Dimsmore has my 2nd faveorite entrance behind The Steve. I love that creepy ass Lotus laugh.
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Riot 8-5-2012
Is Landon Krtatt cross-eyed?? LMFAO He looks like a dude Leon would date. Tibby has got some Justin Ethridge looking fans.
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Riot 8-5-2012
Why am I listening to a man shouting what sounds to be like 'Rape Me' over and over angain in Pugh vs McGee??
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Riot 8-5-2012
I wasn't wearing my mask of power :( And @ Cody..I used the wrong version of Freek, as I was having retarded 'hair glitch' issues...but you should have noticed I didn't actually 'activate' the resil perk :)
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Riot 7-26-2012
Why? Is that when this weeks Riot will be posted?
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Riot 7-26-2012
Why? Is that when this weeks Riot will be posted?
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Special Press Confrence with OCW Co-GM Black Spider
http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp291/mrdunns/hug-it-out-bitch.gif
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Riot 7-26-2012
Yeah, the feuds also make it harder for other people to get shots...as no one bar The Steve will get a shot before their storyline ends, if that makes sense. Same with Dimsmore...it seems to be the belts are only defended at ppv's..so if your not feuding with the champ, then it's very rare you will get a random title shot.
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Riot 7-26-2012
'Rant' is such a Dane word..and by 'Dane' i mean fucking ugly. Think of it more as a 'Public service announcement for the less informed' :p Apart from the last part..that's a rant ;)
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Riot 7-26-2012
This is why myself and GillPoo post..as noone comments unless some1 says something kind of assholish...look at all the posts now :) And just for you GillPoo [and fuck you Dupree, calling me a meth cooking white trash :( ] C.O.D.E is not a 'faction' in the traditional sense of the word, we only came out as a group to get shit started....it's more of a 'tag' of people who do hardcore, badass shit in matches. so by definiton, O.G could be C.O.D.E, Suda could be C.O.D.E [although, I'm white trash, and we don't play nice with the yellows] , Bedlam could be C.O.D.E,McGee could be C.O.D.E , but he has Leon parts, even Terry Romero, as its 'dangerous entertainment'. I'm just as likely to fuck up a C.O.D.E. member as anyone else. I never meant it to be booked in tag matches etc..but Jay didn't know this, which is why I have a tag match this week..that and see my earlier rant on his faggy booking :p It's something I'm trying...so as I told Bloom, fuck your face, fuck your pink tights...and fuck your little dog too.... <3 Parker
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Riot 7-26-2012
Bitch stop rantin, ain't nobody care
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Riot 7-26-2012
Eh? Please don't ever class me in the same petri dish as that momma suckling, child molesting, melted face disease. I don't write letters...I mail turds :)
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Riot 7-26-2012
Suda didnt lift me, hence why the chokeslam was cut and replaced with 'drags Parker under the ring'..as him chokeslamming me would have looked retarded :) Love these reviews..good shit.
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Riot 7-26-2012
- Riot 7-26-2012
Not ranting..I'm explaining :) - Riot 7-26-2012