Everything posted by Parker
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Ambition Episode 34
Who the hell sold that old woman a Parker Stevens 'suck my dick' tshirt? That's so un-professional.....my t-shirts say 'Eat A Dick'.
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Ambition Episode 34
I like the look of Tanner, decent caw. Some advice - Match 1. Dont attack as soon as you get to your feet..reset first. Don't hit a finisher on an un-injured opponent [unless it comes off somekind of epic reversal spot] Signatures are fine, just not finishers. Don't do push-ups 2 foot away from your opponent :p
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Ambition Episode 34
Why are Espado and Tanner fighting in an unofficial ASYLUM ring?
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She Is Coming To OCW.
Probably nothing. Not sure what this is meant to be, a first look at your caws? You could have made a hilight video... I do like the 2 diva caws though..it's nice to see some well made divas, instead of all breasts, business suits and cock eyed. *cough Leon cough Chick in the black runs WAY too much..every other attack was a running move..so that needs work.
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Ambition 34 Card!!!
No idea who 'Paul Anthony' is..but get at me on AIm if you ever log on the site [havent seen you in over a week] aim : droptheelbow
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Very Tight Butthole
Of all the gimmicks to rip-off..you choose this....Aries - Queen of the ring. Ew Ew fucking EW! http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9269/queenv.jpg Be thankful I didn't post the 6 man money shot.
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Very Tight Butthole
Flash! Aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah....he saved everyone of us!
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Ambition 34 Card!!!
Ooooh damn!! Slick Johnson!! Interesting fact...his entrance > most matches. All you Jive ass turkeys better watch yo slick mouths! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHqUipinDyw
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Yes your correct, I am. And it's not null and void :)
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
This is why I love Smythe..haha 'I didn't lose a match via pin all through WWE 12'....didn't you compete for like 6 weeks? I did 1 video that was content based, a short exchange between me and Dupree...then 'what OCW means ' video..because Jay asked us all to do something. That's 2 videos..not sure how that's 'over the top'....which is nothing compared to what I normally do at ppv's. The other video was all Leon...had nothing to do with me! And 2012 was technically the best game since 07.
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Respect The Badge!: Parker Stevens NEW OCW CHAMPION!
Shit's about to get REAL dirty round here.... Love your 1 man Attitude Era. Parker <3
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Fackin peez a sheet..I'm gonna make you so HUMBLE!
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
The show was pretty epic. Crowe vs Justice was a nice little reverse fest for an opener. Trance vs Hazard was ok, except Hazard has Suda's finisher as a normal move, and he has resiliency..don't think he used it, so it's not an issue. Trance is the Fiat to Aries BMW...always makes me laugh. Walmart Trance. Didn't watch the Hardcore 3 way match, just skipped due to retard speed of it. Bully video was win...Leon still annoys me. Hardcore title matc hwas decent..Pugh got his ass beat most of it, then when KD did a pick-up finisher [that's something I havent seen i nthe entire of 2012..for shame KD! haha]..Pugh went Paul Cena on him. A-Team vs Stormz was decent..A-Team are HoF bound for sure. The ending was done real nice too. Dimsmore and Aries was great..I didn't expect the outcome, I honestly thought the other guy was going to win..but great job. Dimsmore still has one of the best theme's and intros ever in OCW. Tyro needs to change that backslide finisher..it's not a finisher! It worked on Pato coz no-one ca nlift his fat ass, but it just looks weak against anyone else..I dont care who you are, you can't make a backslide look painful! The matc hwas great tho..the Orton comeback looks smooth on Pugh. Leon vs Spoon was a great match, some real nice reversals in there..leon should have stayed down after the 3rd finisher, instead of like the 8th. Is Leon going to put a young star over after the match? or is he going to steal the limelight for himself like he always used to..watch for yourself. Nice to see Nate and RD make an apperance. Chamber was probably the best multi-man match I've played in 2012, and I wish we would have recorded the xbox party chat, as it was hilarious. Some real nice rp's in there..especially from A-Team and Sensation. Oh yeah, Kent is a busta. Respect the Badge.
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Who respects the badge now then?? Huh? HUH?
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Oh shit..that A-Team intro is TIGHT.
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Only Britney could rp about a guy who hasnt been active in 7 months [smythe].
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
Respect the mutha fuckin Badge! http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7611/sheriffy.jpg
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
No need for a 'worst caw ever seen in OCW' voting at the next awards. Espasdo locked that shit down tonight. Looks like a crayola threw up on him.
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show!!!
“Here’s another… and I quote. Parker Stevens, what happened? You and me used to be cooler than the other side of a pillow. I really miss being your friend and I think I deserve another chance. I really look up to you, I think about you in my dreams at night when we used to get on and…” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......just lost my shit. seriously.
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The Vault Emerges!
Because he only sticks me in multi-man title matches.......he has a thing for watching bald headed men getting sweaty fending off 3 other people in small spaces. FREAK. Nope Spoon...NEVER. Jay is a big, small calved racist.
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The Vault Emerges!
You carried a fake belt!! Haha..you were NOT true OCW champion! And Smythe has the most impressive NA defense list by far. Wonder if I can remember all 19 of mine......Smythe, Eddie Mace, Gaines,Cross, MMW, Baxter, Ed Reed, Valmont, Poe, A.Mart. Kang, KD,Tyro, Pugh, Chino.. Can't remember the others..I used to have all the matches on my old pc before it wiped :(
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The Vault Emerges!
SMYTHE..you were NEVER OCW champion..where do you get this shit from? You beat Guy Fausto by DQ and ended up with a fake title belt. You were however, the best NA Champion in OCW history..I will give you that...it was a hell of a reign.
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Live and Unleashed 2!
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Sinful Saturday Is Back!
You level the playing field by making it nearly impossible to concentrate. The crazy shit that comes out of your mouth nullifies all technical advantages. Round 3 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z4wnkdEa1qbo36wo1_500.png vs http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/4/4/129148989568304224.jpg