Everything posted by Parker
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Sinful Saturday Is Back!
Mez Murdock is the thing nightmares are made of. God dam beast. To the new rookies- This isnt usually how our shows and Main Events go down...sometimes Staff like to blow off steam and produce wonderful moment like you just saw with Parker vs Sensation 2...or 'Sheike Baby' vs 'Sharkamania'. Fighting Jay is a double edged sword...if you lose to him, he never lets you hear the end of it [asshol]..but fighting him is fucking hilarious, as you can tell in the Directors cut, I spent 14 minutes straight howling with laughter. As a special treat, here is my training video that lead up to the match.
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Sinful Saturday Is Back!
Directors cut is fucking win. 14 minutes of me losing my shit.
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8 Year Desk Special!
How quiet is your fucking mic? You sound like Pugh..I have to turn my speakers up to FULL just to hear you speak at a normal level. I guess those hormone pills the doctors gave you on are working. On a side note..I joined OCW in June 2007..I got married in September 2007....I wonder which will last the longest? Ahahahahhaha See you on saturday ..... http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22796144.jpg
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OCW 8 Year Anniversary Show: Card
4-5 years here and you still can't record..this is why you are as useful as tits on a fish :p
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HUGE NEWS REGARDING MAIN EVENT OF 8 Year ANNIVERSARY SHOW!
I wouldnt worry too much...Lotus actually have to turn up first.
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HUGE NEWS REGARDING MAIN EVENT OF 8 Year ANNIVERSARY SHOW!
I hope Super Girl steps in the chamber..so I can elbow drop him from the top of a pod.
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The Vault Emerges!
All this beautiful content and you 2 faggots waste it on the boards :(
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8 Year Anniversary: Championship Bout Announced!
Respect the badge!
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The Vault Emerges!
By my count, Ti-Busta-Sauras has defended against 3 people....Dimsmore, Jookie and The Steve.
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The Vault Emerges!
Yes yes fucking YES!
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Riot! 10-06-2012
Create -a-belt is NOT online...it's basically an offline 'belt editor'. 2012 as the worst year ever? No offense but you've hardly seen any of it...you've been busy IRL and had what, 3 sporadic returns? that altogether lasted about 6-8 weeks?....the majority of the shows were dam good, and I highly doubt you watched that many of them [apart from the last 5-6 weeks where the interest died down due to the new game, they were stacked] Last year we had like an 8 weeks break as every1 was sick of the game, myself and Dupree carried Asylum for a good 5-6 weeks just the 2 of us, with the Crowe vs Dupree feud, and had to spread it over both shows as only about 4 of us were doing content. 2010 was the worst OCW year...besides 1 or 2 decent angles. 2012 servers were the worst ever, I'll give you that..just beating out 2010. Create an arena wont 'save' anything...giving us an OCW arena doesnt save anything..it will no doubt just cause more in-game lag. No doubt with 13 we will see you return for a bit, until your music kicks off again,[which isn't a shot by the way, I just get the impression that's how crazy your IRL situation is recently] and we will get the 2-3 week run of Fearo/Ryder and maybe Cruz, and also maybe Mayhem returning. The worst thing that will happen in 13, is what happened this year, vets return, talk big plans, other people plan stories and content around them, then they no-show and bail. Which is the way it has been for the last 4 years..we deal with it and carry on...Adapt or Die [can't believe I actually quoted those assholes :(]
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Riot! 10-06-2012
If we were still doing this, *put's on D-Bry voice* I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! But O.G didn't get the memo :( STAY DOWN.......... please....
- Riot! 09-27-2012
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Riot! 9/20
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Riot! 9/20
I love how in the off season, Suda runs 4 caws, puts atleast 3 rp's per show, runs his own diva show and sleeps in his 'Team reliable' pyjamas....as soon as someone in a referee's jersey blows a whistle he's like 'FUCK YOU NINJA'S AND YOUR MAKE BELIEVE BELTS! GIMME MY 5 MIL IN $20 BILLS YALL' Such an asshole :(
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Riot! 9/20
No need to apologize man, your the only one that's turned up! This 'Lotus' storyline is all well and good in the 'off season' , but with Suda now in football mode, it's kinda retarded to base so many members and such a big storyline on people that are hardly around.
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Riot 9/14!
Rp's were spot on this week, and continued the OCW vs Lotus angle perfectly. Most matches were also really, really good, had a blast fighting Pato, takes so long to injure that sum' bitch. The ending to Tyro - Suda was very nicely done. As Lyndsay mentioned, Pugh is becoming the master of the clutch finisher steal....his matches have been my favourite to watch over the last few months, perfect 'tv matches'. Glad some people dug the tights, thought I'd try something different after having worn jorts for the last 3 years..i just gotta get used to them myself1 KD got creative this week, instead of 4 lines we had over 6, and instead of telling us how angry he was in general, he essentially told us who he was angriest at. Miricles and changes dont happen over night, but it's a start, and it was readable this week..keep it up KD. We learned that Hannibal is a busta, and that you cant even toe kick a female manager, without getting dq'd..even tho the managers had nothing to do with the fighters. We learnt that it's a good job Spider can fight, coz he sure as shit can't sing. And we learned that Pugh, Tyro and Lyndsay need to - http://meredith.wolfwater.com/cart.jpg
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Riot 9/14!
It's getting there...slowly, we have A-Team, The Stormz, The Rising Sons and Kindred. Which is 2 more than we had a month ago.
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Riot 9/14!
'Dupree: And can you please explain to me how the "locker room" leader was also voted "cyber bully 2012" by every social media outlet on the planet? He couldn't lead Stephan Marbury to a jar of Vaseline.' LMFAO
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Riot 9/20 Card!
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Riot 9/20 Card!
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Riot! 2012-09-06
Things that stood out for me [some of which I mentioned on commentary] The ending to the tag match, it should have been re-shot, would have taken 2 minutes to switch Suda with Pato..that was the main issue, that you used a 400lbs samoan instead of the skinny noodle. Thomas Maypo - Love the look, hate the pants [way too bright] and the finisher looks awful..the package piledriver hold looks retarded in this game. Also, with regards to Gibbs..at first you do associate him with RD...it's the 'gangsta' look...but you will come to see Gibbs is a whole different animal..one of my top 3 guys in OCW....'Mr.Steps' as myself and Kent have come to call him in our xbox live party. Naries [see what I did there] and Dimsmore put on an awewome rp. I get why McGee kicked out so many times...BECAUSE HE COULD...but it messed up 2 perfect endings..the Poodegree on the chair.and then the one straight after..leaving Poo no choice but to lock in the auto win..which is kinda lame, but we all know by now it has to be done as it would suck if you hit 3 fins on a guy and he kicks out of all 3 just to hit you with 1 and pin you for the win [right Aries :p] Not in the F.I...fuck you Aries..I'd sell this case to get in the Chamber...could you imagine having the title AND the F.I case? could make for some intersting stuff. Anytime you get Dimsmore, Bustasauras and Gibbs in the ring at the same time, the match is gonan be awesome..although I stil wanna see O.G vs The Steve!
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Riot! 2012-09-06
I spent about 4 lines telling the truth about your character, in the hope you maybe take it on board and try and freshen it up, there's a difference...and from what I got told, the guys in the video didn't see it until I posted it on the show. You operate on some very Dane-esque logic.
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Riot! 2012-09-06
Regarding the end of the tag match- To whoever edited the end, congratulations on making Pato look like a bitch...out of a 400lbs Super Heavyweight Samoan, or a 160lbs Light heavyweight, you make the SHV use the chair to get a win over a jobber. Wow.
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Riot 9-1-2012
You cant seriously use this excuse now....I know for a fact your mic isnt broke, so if the lag was that bad, you could have spoken to him and you 2 could have restarted the match...dont lose the title, then bitch about the lag after the show has come out. Personally I think Pugh outplayed you, he literally slapped the shit out of you..he hit more strikes in that match than I've ever seen him hit in a match...or even attempt.