Everything posted by Parker
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Wrestlution 7
Heel void you say? #609 #609 #609 Holla if ya hear meeeeeeeeeeee.
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Wrestlution 7
Lets see....Leon is a cowardly heel, who wont fight Parker, as he knows Parkers reputation....and beating him up wont work, as he always runs away..and plays the weasel way out like getting me arrested, tricking me with the contract signing etc... So me running down his character, breaking him down week after week so that he would eventually snap and accept a match was PERFECT. And as for a shitty send off..how many times have we seen Leon in a match , and right after it, he hits '1 more LKO'..this was something different for once, Leon tried to be humble, but I hate him, and he wasnt pulling a Hogan on my Warrior moment... BOTTOM LINE...I ended the streak, so excuse me if I didnt want shake his hand...the post match clip was about someone finally breaking the streak, not for Leon to get his special send off..as he lost. He can have that on Riot. You think Leon would have given me a decent send-off if he'd have retired me?
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Wrestlution 7
He CAN do, but he SHOULDN'T do..as he has retired and returned about 4 times now..which is why people have a hard time believeing it this time...he really doesnt have anything left to return for..He's in the HoF..and has won nearly every title going. This entire feud started because I'm sick of the sight of him...now my eyes and ears can rest easy that he's gone.
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Wrestlution 7
Leon is legit done for good...we both spoke before our match, and said one of us was leaving for good...and returning would ruin the entire feud and match we put on. The same for me, if he'd have won, the Parker character would have retired for good. So you might see him make a few appearences on screen in the future, but never wrestling again...if he does get his stupid urge to pull a Flair and ruin everything we built up....I'll hit that ban button faster than I hit the mute button in a Mayhem recorded match.
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Wrestlution 7
Added my thoughts.
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Wrestlution 7
Moments that stood out for me...good and bad. Matsuda's EPIC entrance..that was insane...if for nothing more than it had a chinese guy with an afro in it. Japanese Tale of the tape was real nice..I also liked the clapping that was edited in for the moves, yet after say 5 minutes or so it killed the feel of the match, as a hip toss would get the same reaction as a moonsault etc. A-Team winning the tag belts was good..the right team won. Ghost using 'fuck' 3 times over 2 rp's was retarded, no need for it, I swear in my promo's all the time, but I use bitch, piss and sometimes bastard, as those are the ones that get used on actual wrestling shows. Valmont has now raped 2 people in his career...Aries' sister & Dane. Dane's 'recovery' didn't last long, and he know looks like Earthquake after 6 months on the Jenny Craig diet. Probably the only time I will do this, but I marked for Al Poling taking the hit in the Valmont - Dane match, it was a nice little addition. What ever weight Dane lost, Guy Fausto found..Hazards speech was actual material he sent people on AIM, which makes it so much funnier. I will freely admit that I have no idea what Spider's gimmick is, facepaint, a ninja mask, with a white & pink leather jacket + pink sunglasses...its all kinds of messed up..but I like Spider, his moveset is also real nice. Jookie is the only guy that jobs to furniture..how the hell are you going to run YOURSELF into a ladder, make yourself dizzy, and lose the match because of it..wow..just WOW..I was laughing so hard. Tyro vs Smythe was a good match, D.Arnaud is a chameleon..he has changed skintone about 5 times now, and had some serious tatto removal in the space of 2 weeks. I marked for Tyro's corner sunset flip pin attempt...wasnt expecting that and it looked smooth. 1 - 5 ... Don't you cry no moooooooooooooooooooooooooooore... handshake - Stunner. Vega without a mask isnt Vega , Vega without a mask is Billy Ray Cyrus :( Djack firing HIMSELF was a stroke of genious..he cant follow even basic instructions so he shouldn't be here. Tibby vs Dimsmore was real nice, I liked the double table spot, and Dimsmore smacking his ex wife..I have a few ex's I'd like to do that to..so I feel your pain..haha Nice finisher exchange on the outside of the ring..and Tibby's 2 finishers to end it looked brutal. Dupree has too much gold....I'm guessing he's going to be a target come Riot. Lord Shark Snr was ridiculous. ME was decent, if not a little too long..and it took a while to get back into it after the joke that was Lord Shark Snr...although I did mark for Jay taunting then getting fucking OWNED by Aries.
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Wrestlution VII Preshow
I'm keeping out of your Mean Girls arguments..all I will say is this... Matsuda Miyagi Chan Lee....FUCK YOUR FACE.
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Wrestlution 7
Im gonna post my thought in a bit Vega..fret no you crazy dutch bastard :p
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Wrestlution VII Preshow
Dam...ego check time Suda..your stealing Pugh's gimmick.
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Wrestlution 7
Not sure what u mean due to your Kd style typing, I just mean it turned a serious match into a WCW 'robocop wtf' moment for me :(
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Wrestlution 7
So the ME just got turned into a joke by that fact that Lord Shark is a real person...I AM DISSAPOINT. Ruining my illusion that Jay was choking out a rubber shark whilst he was training.
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Wrestlution 7
The song is AWESOME...the VERSION you used is gay. So many good moments to the show...gonna post my markout moments after I've watched the ME.
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Wrestlution 7
And the word 'fuck' actually got used on screen in an rp at lution? 3 times? WOW...WOW. In 2 seperate rp's aswell.
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Wrestlution 7
Tyro turned the entire stadium into a rave! jesus christ...good job you didnt choose Scooter, otherwise I'd have sent Austin Powers after you!
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Wrestlution 7
Greatest Lution theme ever :) although that version is kinda gay :( That opening video was f'king amazing.
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Wrestlution VII Preshow
If thats supposed to be a thinly veiled swipe at me, I'll answer simply with this....GO FUCK YOURSELF. You've gotta EARN respect...you haven't earned shit from me, same as me to you, and I'd do that shoot again in a heartbeat..as I had good reason to. I'm not turining the pre- show into the 'Dane discussion thread' , as I somewhat agree with what Jay said about this being disrespectful to your match with Valmont. But your the one who brought up the 4th wall shit trying to be smart.
- Wrestlution Breaking: Mez Murdock arrested!
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HoF Awards Weekend
Never in a million years...you spotty little ginger. http://www.edconsult.org/Portals/41331/images//Cyber-bullying.jpg
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HoF Awards Weekend
On a serious note..... Congratz to O.G..2 nice wins for you there. And Dimsmore, Heel of the year so early in your career..good job man Kinda glad Tibby/Dims shared Feud of the year with me/Leon as both have put in major work and have been great to watch. oh...FUCK THE PEPPERTON SLEEPER.
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HoF Awards Weekend
http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/special/OCW%20Awards%202012/cyberbully.png Parker 62.5% http://www.bunspace.com/static/photobucket/9478/ThankYouSoMuchBunnyButterflies.gif I dedicate this award to the person that inspired me to be the best bully I can be...HERE'S TO YOU KENT!! Carrying on the traditions set by Double A , Karim and Bold. I'm also going to thank Dane..as if you weren't the creepy, backstabbing, douchebag faced, socially inadequate fuck bag that you are..this award probably wouldn't exsist.
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Unleashed 5: Wrestlution Week
Downloaded it and watching it now...the Ateam promo is SICK....I think they are my favourite tag team of the last 3-4 years...the caws just fit so well.
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Wrestlution 7 Card
I seriously don't know which match I'm looking forward to the most...between me choking the life out of Leon, Suda vs Pugh, Tibby vs Dims, Aries vs Spam Calves vs Nate...The Steve vs Vega.. The show is STACKED...this is probably the best show since Lution 3/4..the work going into these feuds leading up to it has been EPIC. Also, the Card looks amazing....Pugh can't wrestle..but he can dam sure do graphics :p
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OCW Breaking: Haz-Been!
OCW staff tried to phone Hazard to get a comment...but he couldn't hear it ringing.
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Asylum!
One of the funniest spots I've ever seen in a match, is when the bell rings, Terry Romero does a back flip, and Spider kicks him in the head, AND takes the ref down at the same time....I lost my shit and the match wasnt even 5 seconds old...great job.
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Riot 4/26!!!!
Oh I didn't..haha..I just honestly dont see it.