Shut up.
As far as shows go, I've been behind on shows for such a long time. I haven't watched a show in awhile, either, just because my life is busy right now. I've watched maybe a show here or there, or skimmed it once or twice, but I'll miss the next show and be lost. If you had it so there were less shows per week, but still have all shows, I could probably get more viewing in.
Also, lol @ the Costco reference.