Heaton

He's lying. You're actually extremely unattractive. Also, I hate you for ruining my career.

Metallica was over after Dave Mustaine left.

That's less than 70%, which is a failing grade. It's okay, though, Guy. I'm currently at 0% for winning ladder matches.

Needs more Thanatos.

A Man They Call 'Nate'. Lawls. Also, nipple rings suck. Don't deny it, Majin.

When I kick ladders over, I expect whoever's on the ladder to fall with the ladder. Fuck ladder matches.

No worries, Justin. Jay just has a nerdgasm.

God damn you all.

Shut up, woman. Not to say that woman aren't equals in the workplace! No, no, of course not...

This is amazing. Why haven't I known about this before?!!? Oh wait.

I was actually surprised I did as good as I did when Chino AIM'd me saying "you got entrant 2, BITCH *insert ASCII crotch chops here*" Also, Morleck and I make a great team. Better teamwork than with Majin. At least Morleck doesn't DDT me from time to time. Speaking of Majin, JOB.

London, London! We bringing the crappy food to yooouu!!!! What'cha gonna dooooo????

This is where the cruiser roll is useful. Roll behind to behind finisher. Maybe you should go slim down, tubby.

And what happened then...? Well...at Turmoil they say That Heaton's small heart Grew three sizes that day! And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, He whizzed with his rainbow jacket through the bright flashing entrance lights And he brought down the pain! And some 3 on 1s for Justin Time! And he... HE HIMSELF Heaton pinned that jobber Justin Time!

Bah humbug.

Speak English please. Anyway, everyone knows that the one who'll walk out of the Rumble Road match as victor will be moi - Michael Heaton.

Maybe he wouldn't have a broken head if he stopped trying to headbutt walls.

lol, paint

Heaton demands last entrant into Rumble Road.

lol, Guy stripping

In other news, Steven Jones has his panties in a bunch. Who the fuck is Steve Jones?

A singles match. No long, complicated tournaments. No three ways, handicaps, battle royals, tags. Just a singles match? Groovy.

My lack of arm hurts.

All well and good, but when's the Super S Cup going to happen?

Doodles fears Bob.