Drago Cesar

First again bubba

First bubba

Wasn't there for most of the viewing party, but I was glad to catch the tail end of it. The new Twitch format is pretty cool, and I hope it gets us some exposure. As far as the show goes, I liked a lot of what I saw here. My personal highlights are Tibby/Pugh (congrats Tibby) and Denny/Jackson. The Dragana/Sentai match is one of my favorite matches I've done this season, if not ever. Despite a few botches, it was a really fun match to do and it felt like it could go either way. Jerny D's always great to work with too. So yeah great sho-

You know what's good psychology? Hitting a pickup finisher.

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A few things. Dupree is consistently one of the best writers we have. I love his ability to put people over here yet at the same time either bury them or just be an ignorant dick. Battle for Control II: Electric Boogaloo was a treat. One of my favorite things about this match is Jay doing the Imugenation multiple times and screwing it up until he finally did it right and we all popped. Now Bossman has his jerb back, but The Purge is none too pleased with both these guys. What does this mean going forward? WEEEEEPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Big Ed vs. KD was only held down by the weirdness of both competitors struggling to do lifting moves, which was a bit weird but the big fight feel was still there. I was honestly surprised to see KD walk away with the win, Large Edward was in control for most of the match. We need to see a rematch, but this is KD's yard no- I mean garden. Sophia's entrance attire is amazing and the pimp cane was hilarious. HHH not liek most gril. This is another match that could've went either way, but BRRRRRRR RAPADOOOOOOOOOO Sophia wins LAWL. I think I've seen the most offensive thing in recent memory with the Jack RP. I imagine Mr. Teriyaki with the voice of the Japanese guy from South Park. I laughed a bunch but I felt like a dick for it. Well done. I guess I hit Tobin so hard he went back to being his old self. Never knew I had it in me. All jokes aside, it's great seeing classic Tobin back. I love how kayfabe, Ding is supposed to be a face, but the recent chain of events made the viewing party boo him as a heel. First he gives Goat a heart attack, and now he takes Tobin's finisher and LAUGHS at him? Good grief. This was a slugfest, although Ding had control for most of the match. 2 Tobin Bombs in a row weren't enough to stop the Daddeh. That finish tho :O The DESPERATION. Congrats to Daddeh for adding the NA title to his resume. Versus is back! Unfortunately I wasn't able to watch this one with the viewing party, but looking at it now, this was a FITE. Does putting people through the cell not work anymore? Bummer. Match was entertaining and the finish was cool, love that Punt reversal into Sig > Fin. Dennis and Suda was a doozy. Spectacular entrances (as is to be expected) and a great story told here: A man looking for revenge against a man whose golden name prevents him from giving a single shit about FPR. That moment when your opponent has no reversals and somehow still moves out of the way of your diving move. Oof. I'm happy for Dennis though. Not just because he won, but that he finally got his dream match the way he wanted. Suda we'll miss you bubba. Hopefully the real fake stuff treats you well. I'm super happy to see some of the rookies like Cort and Shepherd put in the work despite not appearing in any matches. I love the Mickey Mouse-esque tights on Pugh. Those jumping knees from Dupree were BRUTAL. The sequences where each of them would taunt and then eat a move were hilarious. This one ties with Suda/Denny as MOTN for me, would love to see these two go at it again. I'd rewatched my match with Nate plenty of times leading up to the viewing party, and even then I still wasn't ready. Watching it with the VP had me on edge and it felt like reliving it for the first time all over again, if that makes sense. It's a pleasure and an absolute honor to work a feud with Nate, as it was a dream match of mine for years. When we discussed us working at Lution months ago, the world title or possibly being the main event never really crossed my mind. I guess us being the ME was about being at the right place at the right time, and while I can't speak for others in regards to how it stacks up to MEs of previous Lutions, I hope the final product turned out to be at least somewhat entertaining and memorable. I'm forever grateful to Nate and Jay for making this a reality. Well would you look at that. I've made it through a post without something horrible happening. What a great sho-

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Props to everyone for putting on a fantastic show. Highlights for me include Jay/Mugen, Denny/Suda, and Dupree/Pugh.

All right, let's get things back on track. Great sho-

Great sho-

What is this tomfuckery in the main event. You really should know better.

Sentai vs. HHH is MOTN for me.

First bubba.

We fade into the scene of Drago's dojo, sometime at night. We see Dragana leaned up against a wall with Johnny staring at his computer screen. Johnny Law: Seems we've done all we can for now. Johnny turns toward Dragana. Johnny Law: We'll try again tomorrow. We'll find him. I can promise you that. Dragana gets off the wall and taps Johnny on the shoulder. She walks to one of the rooms and closes the door. Johnny sighs and sees that his phone is vibrating. His eyes light up and he looks at his phone only to toss it back in dismay. Johnny Law: The hell do I even have that app for? Suddenly, we hear the front door to the dojo swing open as we see Drago and Bubba enter, both of them looking exhausted. Bubba grunts and waves at Johnny before he walks over to a corner and slumps over, falling asleep. Johnny Law: Holy crap dude, where have you been? You look like you've been through hell! Drago Cesar: Could say that. Was kidnap, stranded in desert with Bubba, had to fight psycho people in church, Mugen urinate on shirt.... Johnny Law: What??? Drago Cesar: Good times. Good times. Drago lets out a loud yawn as we see a door in the distance slowly open to reveal Dragana. She covers her mouth with her hand as she realizes who she's looking at. Johnny Law: Drago, there's something I gotta tell you. Drago looks around in one of the drawers and sees that there's some women's clothing in it. Drago Cesar: You find girlfriend? Good for you! Johnny Law: No no no, your s- Drago Cesar: You wear woman clothes? Johnny sighs. Johnny Law: Oh for crying out loud, what I'm trying to say is.... Before Johnny could finish that sentence, he's cut off by a surprisingly loud voice. Dragana: DRAGO! The hunter hears his name being called and he freezes in place. His eyes shift toward Johnny, who motions toward Dragana. Drago turns around and sees his sister. His jaw drops and he shakes his head. Drago Cesar: Oh......Shet...... Dragana power walks toward the hunter and grabs him by the ear, dragging him toward the room she was in. Drago Cesar: AH! She lets go of his ear and glares at him for a few seconds, her expression being one of anger. Tears starts to form in her eyes as she slaps Drago in the face, causing the handprint to be left on his cheek. Drago hangs his head in shame as Johnny observes. After a moment she gives him a big hug and he hesitantly hugs her back. Johnny walks up to them. Johnny Law: It's been a long time coming. Drago Cesar: I know......I facked up...... Drago lets her go and looks at the ground. Drago Cesar: You know this, Johnny. Family kick me out after war. Didn't want to see me. So I'm go into hiding. Didn't want to be around her or anyone else in family, too much shame. That why we come here in America. To start over. Even now, after so much time, can barely look sister in face. Drago shakes his head and turns toward Dragana, this time speaking in his native language. Drago Cesar: I'm so sorry. The hunter turns around and walks away as Dragana wipes away tears. She smiles at Johnny, who nods. She closes the door as we fade to black.

I wanna talk about the show in a lil more detail. I'm not gonna talk about every single thing here. Too much content b. The Matches: Loki vs. Trance: For it being a ladder match, surprisingly it didn't take long at all. That pop-up powerslam onto the ladder was BRUTAL. Ref shoulda stopped it after that one. That OMG Codebreaker should've ended the match right there, but I guess Trance had way too much trouble with the minigame. Damn padlocks. A pretty darn good opener to the show, nothing much to complain about here. Well except.... Joe Zhivago vs. Seb Abbott: http://i.imgur.com/kB42IjE.gif KD vs. Tobane vs. Baker: Jay kept talking about how this match was N64 quality. Not that bad to me, still very watchable. Anyways, onto the match. Interesting music selection for this one. KD doing that backbreaker twice in a row was oof. Lot of running away in this match. No bueno. Thought KD had it won with that running F5. Yeah I know who he hit it on, so I should've known he would've kicked out, but dammit let me suspend muh disbelief. Tobin picks up the win after a POWERFUL Tobin Bomb, good stuff. Madison Cox vs. Anna Mosity: Did she just grab her by the....Oh my. Solid match, but oof. That was dirty b. Madison wins yet again after dat neckbreaker. H20 vs. Pugh: It's clear that Pugh wasn't screwing around in this one, showing exactly why he's the champ. I know that a loss like this seems discouraging, but in reality, this is the real test. You got two options: Get salty and flake, or you pick yourself back up and make that journey to the top all over again. Tiberius Dupree vs. Dennis Blek: I love Dupree's He-Man hair. Angry Cinnamon bubba scare me. The first half of this match was all Dennis, taking advantage of pretty much every major reversal he can. But knowing Dupree, he was playing the long game with him. Eventually he started to mount a comeback and there were points where I feel like if he took advantage properly, he could've won. Maybe. I don't know, everyone kicks out of everything these days. Damn b, Dupree's hand was on the rope! Ref, open your eyes! Dennis picks up another win, and is closer to arriving at Lution with both titles. OH SHIT IT'S THE JESUS!!!!! HE'S CASHING IN!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Y'know, everyone was cheering for Dennis here (a rarity these days) but I actually rooted for The Jesus. Why? Because he's my mentor b. Taught me the ropes when I was just a dumb greenhorn. GJ to Dennis for retaining again tho. The RPs: Loki RP: Loki gets the briefcase and the first thing he's going to do is make a trip to Disney World. Wait, why does that sound familiar? Bill Ding RP: Today's special seems to be sausages, he says. A bit big and a bit sassy, he says. Sometimes 8 inches isn't enough, he says. Cole Kappa RP: It's good to see a rookie contribute to the show. Rookies (and even some vets) take note. You don't have to write an essay for these. Ding/Tobane RP: Holy shit this RP is hype. YOOOOOOO WE GOT A REAL MATCH! Daddeh vs. Tobin for the NA AND Hardcore titles???? I'm excited. "We gonna HUFF (YEA!) and PUFF (YEA!) and BLOWWWWW THE HOUSE DOWN DADDEH!!" Feel like I've heard this one before..... Denny/Madison RP: I wonder how Dennis is going to change up his moveset. Or maybe he'll do something crazy and become a super-heavyweight and we'll see BIG DENNY. On second thought, for the love of Versus, please no. 2nd H20 RP: ......Gotta cover that ass somehow I suppose. Sentai Hare RP: More hilarity from Sentai. She fixes the problem by creating a new one, and that janitor's going to get fired anyway. I love it. Angry Denny RP: Oh no, Blek's channeling teh dark side, he's giving in to his anger! I personally can't wait for Blek vs. Suda at Lution. I couldn't give you a prediction on who's going to win, and I have no idea whether it's going to wind up to be a 30 minute barn burner or a 5 minute beatdown. With all those titles at stake, whoever wins.....We lose.

Good show all around. The Main Event and the tag title match on the preshow were just some of my favorites. RPs also delivered. Some new feuds are being built for Lution and the fuel's being added to the existing ones. Things are about to get real interesting. I'll have my complete thoughts later.

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A few things. The Leon/G-Jack segments are quite fascinating, with Leon being the straight man to G-Jack's comedic actions. Wonder who G-Jack's referring to in that last RP. H20 and Kass put on a good show. Jay's already given his explanation on the result and why it makes sense leading into the PPV (and I agree with him), so I'm not going to regurgitate what he said. I'm looking forward to getting buried by HHH in the near future. UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH. I think all the additions to the Bombshells like Sentai Hare and Crazy Daisy are going to make things quite exciting for the division. Sentai Hare RP gave me a good laugh. Diamond and Pasteface have a pretty good match. Sham not giving a damn about his reversal stock might've worked to his advantage in the early goings, but it winded up costing him in the end. Still a good showing though. Pugh/H2O has certainly been the hypest match heading into R2G. I don't know if it'll be as close of a contest as it was last time, but I'm excited to see if H20's done his homework leading up to the rematch. I dig the Three Little Pigs references in Kappa's RP. It's not often that you see fables getting mentioned in OCW. He should hope that nobody decides to hide behind a house made of brick. McGee vs. Cobra was ok, but the match took just a bit too long. Shoulda been over at around the 15 minute mark. Shout-outs to Hoot Mom in that Baker RP. These Nate RPs are quite depressing. Almost makes me wanna hit the bottle myself. The champ isn't in good shape, I wonder what this will mean heading into R2G and even Lution. Dupree always writes great RPs. The line about the Brazilian ladyboys was hilarious. I think his match with Dennis will turn out to be pretty darn good. Speaking of Denny, no RP to hype up either of his feuds or even the main event? Seems odd. Moving on to the Main Event, you know when you see these two handlers in a match, you're going to get some quality stuff. This one was no exception. Lotta near falls and slam slams. BAKER WITH THE DISTRACTION oof. That was a neat finish. Good show folks. Let's keep the ball rolling.

Madison RP: It's kinda crazy how Madison went from just a manager into the best heel we have on the roster. Pretty much everything she says has me either heated or cringing. She just doesn't know when to stop b! Alex Robinson vs. HHH: Pretty solid opener! Think the highlight of this one was the finishing sequence. Looked really smooth. Jackson RP: I was fairly excited to see JackMo vs. Dims heading into this, and this was a good read. Definitely felt like the calm before the storm. Someone's gonna get the crap kicked out of him. Prince RP: I'm glad that Prince is still trying to keep the feud alive despite Voldemort not being around to do the match. Made me a little sad since I actually wanted to see their FINARU BATTLE. Maybe next time. Prince vs. ???: Aside from Prince borrowing Nate's tights, I dig the look and the theme. As for what he's fighting....Well he's certainly got a memorable look. Prince struggling to keep up with Lawrence, gotta watch the spacing and make sure you're within range to connect with your moves b. Lawrence takes the win after....I guess he like, rips Prince's spleen out or something, I'm not sure. Either way, good on Prince for working a match. Dennis/Madison/RD RP: Dennis questioning whether he's truly an underdoge and Madison clearly knowing that he hasn't been one for forever....hmm......I love reading RD's stuff. Will Dennis catch the hands???? H2O RP: He's the head rookie for a reason. ??? RP: idk bubba JackMo vs. Dimsmore: Now this was a FITE! When Jackson sent Dims out the ring with the belly to belly? Oooof. Solid match. Sophia/Madison RP: "you and Nate Ortiz have a lot in common. You both are fortunate enough that I've allowed your recent success to live on borrowed time." How dare you. Dennis/Madison/Kass/Alexa RP: A dude wearing women's clothing? Wouldn't be the first time that's happened round these parts. SOPHIA'S ENTITLED???? *triggered* Lawrence Larkspur RP: 2saucy4me Henry/Gauge vs. B/#: Glad to see Jimmy back in the swing of things. Really liked Cactus' theme, though perhaps it would've been more appropriate for Lution. H Y P E R F I G H T I N G B O Y Z Austin's leveled up b. Certainly pulling his weight in this match. Jimmy playing the underdog as always, take notes Dennis. Jimmy's pretty stubborn in not tagging in Cactus here in the early rounds. Ah yes, hyper fighting and Limp Bizkit. Can never go wrong with that combination. Cactus and Jimmy were looking to mount a comeback here, but B and Austin are able to get the win. Solid match. Madison vs. Eerie: Two questions: One. How the hell did we get Putin to appear for this match? Two. Why are we allowing Madison to dress up like it's the Blek Reich? :/ As for the match itself, this one was a lot of fun. Madison gettin dem hands to the chest, that had to hurt. Madison with THE SPRINGBOARD TRUTH SIREN, BAH GAWD! Playin dirty also, grabbing the crotch and all. Ouch. Kicking out of Eerie's finish at 1.5, what a savage. I approve. Madison gets a decisive victory after a finish that could've gone reallllly badly. Nice work. Interested to see where things go with Anna Mosity. Parker/Leon RP: Damn you know you've screwed up when even Parker calls you out for your actions. Kenan and Kel reference! <3 Bill Ding RP: Ding's gonna go far bubba, already a great HC Champion and I wouldn't be surprised if he won more gold in the near future. He certainly likes.....beating his meat. I'm not judging. H20 vs. Pugh: H20's theme giving me Def Jam Vendetta flashbacks. Some people may find Pugh's look cheesy, but I love it. He belongs on the VHS cover of an 80's B-movie, and you know I'm a sucker for that stuff. It's honestly really difficult for me to decide whether to label this or the main events as my MotN, because they were all absolutely fantastic. I think I'd have to give it to this match though simply because it told a great story and my emotions were running wild watching it. H20 showing that he's not messing around right from the start. This match was all about Pugh trying to keep up with the rookie, and the viewing party marked every time the champ got hit with a superkick. We then went apeshit when he used resiliency, fun times. Pugh using his veteran instincts to get the win via rollup was a solid finish and provides a possibility of a rematch in the near future. Dupree RP: "I know a man who knows nothing of time, but governs all that is sand." I'm dead. KD/Reed RP: Et tu, KD? Why you gotta be like that b? Alexa vs. Sophia: Holy moly, there's a reason they call her Sophia Cena. Alexa gave her the business throughout like 85% of the match, but then the champ makes her comeback and somehow gets the win. My favorite part was when the music started getting much more dramatic, and with it, Jay losing his fucking mind. Love it. When I get the chance to in an important match, I'll put some tense music in there. (See KoOCW '16 Riot Finals if you don't know what I'm talking about) Makes those moments so much better imo. Anna/Eerie RP: Ora.....phist? Bubba my English no good what is meaning of dis Betterness vs. Buffness: This is one I didn't get to watch during the viewing party, unfortunately. However, watching it back, this was a treat. Sean tossing Dupree around like was nothing had me rolling. Unfortunately Sean still has some ring rust, but this was a better showing than at The Clash. The slap before the finish.....Ouch. Nate/RD RP: Gotta love that nostalgia. Two of the all time greats! H202 RP: The rookie is thirsty, but don't let that consume you. Gotta control it b. Butcher vs. Ding: You know I'm glad we finally get to see a hardcore match take place backstage. I really wonder why 2K doesn't let us do these online. We got some brutal spots and even BLOOD! Though we couldn't really see it cause of Edward's mask. Bill Ding channeling THE HUSTLE PARTICLES BUT NO! BAH GAWD HE COUNTERED! He hits Ding with his finish even tho he wasn't Red/Yellow? Hmm. HOLY SHET THE DADDEH DIVE!!!!!! That's it he's dead. And Ding retains! What a match. Baker/Tobin RP: How dare you do Baker like that. Hope he gets you back for that one. Leon vs. GOAT: Wow. Leon took it to Nate in a way I haven't seen in a while. Leon hits finisher after finisher and yet somehow the GOAT still won't stay down. Watching this with the viewing party was awesome. This was one match we didn't talk much for because all of us were so into it. Leon came to play and he hit Nate with everything he had, but Nate STILL walks away world champ. Incredible. That ending segment was pretty weird though. I guess Leon's getting taken to Thailand or something where he'll be "born again." Which we all know won't work as he'll stab someone in the back like he always does. RD vs. Blek: I'm glad the trigger warning has been added because.....*sigh* I mean. Really? Anyways the match itself. This one was REAL interesting. RD's definitely been practicing since the last time we saw him on the sticks. Denny definitely caught his fair share of hands and for a while, we might have been looking at a new Turmoil Champ. Dennis was certainly on tilt during this contest. While Dennis once again retains, if this match is any indication, his days with the Turmoil titles may just be numbered. FINALLY we're getting a match with him and Suda at Lution. This match is gonna be YUGE and it's gonna be for all the marbles. If Dennis wins, we're never gonna stop hearing about it for the next millennium. If Suda wins? We ain't gonna see those titles ever again. I'm hyped. This show was awesome, the best PPV we've had of the season thus far. Definitely excited heading toward Road 2 Glory and of course, Lution. Time to kick things into high gear folks.

First bubba.

Baker. <3

Some stufz Like him or not, Prince is doing fairly well for himself feuding with SDW. While I'm disappointed that we didn't get to see the rematch, I'm glad we got a cool segment to advance the story. Unfortunately that happened to involve Prince eating a Flapjack through a table. Taking the most powerful finisher of all time and combining that with a table = you ain't waking up for a long time b. See you in like 2000 years. What the hell is Jimmy tapping? WHAT'S THE POINT? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME??? HELLO?!?!?!??! Props to Liger and H2O for getting the job done. Oh no, rollups, my one weakness! D: But for real, H2O keep doing what you're doing. If you keep it up, I can see very good things for you in the future. Bill Ding is amazeballs. I was rooting for him to take the title from Blek. B is straight up murdering people these days. Perhaps this can lead him down the path of the Turmoil title? Who knows. Bubba I love the Camelbones. He the real, and he love the TETS. I'm really happy that Sean's back. It seems that it may take him a while for him to get his groove back, but I'm confident that he'll get back to where we was in terms of ability. Good on Dupree for putting him over. The NA title match was.....weird. I don't know if KD's right analog stick is broken or something, because at various points he keeps turning Dims around for no apparent reason. Other than that though, this was an ok match. KD picks up a good win here. Nate vs. Mugen was a very good match and definitely one of the higher points of the show for me. Both of their attires were awesome, and Nate channeling his dark side was quite a sight to see, and we even saw some of that in his moveset. I popped for that tombstone, ooof. The Turmoil title match was excellent. The entrances were bonkers, especially Denny's, though that shouldn't be a surprise at this point. Leon was going HAM during this. Honestly thought he was going to get the win here as he wasn't even red til the last minutes of the match. What a great showing from everyone involved, but is there ANYBODY that can dethrone the Blek King???? Only time will tell. I popped for RD Money returning in the final segment. While it seems that this is a one time appearance, I have a feeling that we might see RD face off against Blek in the near future. After all, Certified Greatness is coming up!

Some very brief thoughts to try to get the discussion back on track. Key word being try. Jackson straight up killed Austin Lee. He even had to put him through both announce tables, what an animal. If that doesn't at least give him a #Concussion then I dunno what will. Speaking of killing people, poor Gentleman Jack. Hope Large Edward didn't kill you too dead. Seb vs. Joe was actually kinda surprising with how slower paced it was compared to the rest of the matches. These two guys were playing it uber safe, it made me laugh. I'd just be very careful about that against pretty much anybody else, as that passiveness is going to come back to bite you against the more aggressive players. The Motor City Street Fight was prolly my MOTN. It's probably my favorite bombshell match I've seen in the time I've been here, and I don't know if it'll be topped anytime soon. Watching Sophia throw herself into ladders and such was hilarious. It was nice to have a match with Dimsmore, been wanting to have one with him for a while now. Glad to have knocked that one out. Kass vs. Dupree was a real treat. I expected brutality, but I'm not sure I expected it to this extent. Kass is a legit spot monkey. Surprised to see that there were not a lot of finishers landed, mostly OMG moment after OMG moment. I feel like Kass wanted to do pretty much every OMG he could do. Dupree might've gotten the hair, but he's like half dead in the process. KD my brotha! Proud of you b. Glad to see you grab that title, because you deserve it. Nate and Mugen have a pretty solid match for the main event. Seeing Nate win made me feel for Mugen just a lil bit. A lil bit. I'll send you a Bubba plushie, maybe that'll make you feel better.