Versus

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/Mobile%20Uploads/image.jpeg

Watched a good portion of this, and really that Mali/Bray match was killer. I'll Have more details of course...oh and KD...I see you.

First off, great shirt by Jack...I'm sure that would sell like hotcakes. I don't know how you made it through A snake/badass bill match, but kudos to you sir. Kudos. Also, fantastic club name. I have a early 4 horsemen vibe to it with that addition. Like, it turns out you're just weasley and not really passive, like a green Ric Flair. "Hangry? Eat a sandwich"...I need to keep that in mind as an option for my preggo wife. Welp, I'm officially a Bill Ding mark. B's gonna bring punishment with him. You know what that means...boy's at home eating nothing but beans. Gonna gas up the joint! Don't ever lose that moustach Seb...ever. "Malu briskly walks"....I don't believe that for one minute. Why do I feel like food poisoning is in the cards one day for Malu? Bray could have just put ecoli on everything and cleared the path to the #1 contenders match on his own...see, I can be a heel too. What's that? Purposely poisoning someones food is a crime and not a heel move? Pshhhhhht, whatevs, it's a bad ass move is what it is. I didn't realize the womens belt had LED's in it. FANCY!!!! Waiiiiit one minute, I know I've seen Ashley before...where? TV and movies that's where. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ashley's doppleganger, Kym Whytley... http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/Amber-Fowler-and-Kym-Whytley.jpg You may remember her from such films as Next Friday, and other films that required a sassy larger black lady. I think she's quite attractive, and also, I'm a fan of absurdly large ta-ta's. So, that helps too. Ohhhh damn! Gretchen caught a frappuccino! That shit gets in EVERYWHERE. Good luck getting that out. Broads man, broads. Didn't understand a word of the intro vid for the skulls, but it's catchy as hell. ...(ideally) more to come as I get more time.

So...much...content. I love it!!!

Is there ever though? (pssst, the answer is, abso-fucking-lutely).

I refuse to believe this because of my giant, uncontrollable ego. So I'm going to believe I'm an A- and you just didn't have the room. It's ok.

Fuckin white people man, I'm telling you

In a night with no rules, Xander still tugs at the heart strings. Fuckin walking Disney movie.

Did KD say he didn't like white people in his video? Got a new nickname for you. Lauryn Hill with bigger titties. You're welcome, sissy.

JUICED UP!? No, no, Cena is juiced up. Batista was juiced up. KD is like juice concentrate. I said it online, KD is like if Kwan ate Tobin Frost and a weight bench.

Ugh, look, as much as I'd like to insult you right now, I think the focus of our discussion should be on the quality content delivered at this weeks Riot.

Hahaha.

Oh trust me, I've been smoking longer than some of you kids been alive. I know about blunts, but I also know that you're only getting approximately 30% of the active THC when you smoke that. As opposed to using a bong (80%-85%) or vaporizer (over 95%). It's science.

I want to slap the A team. You have that much delicious flavor, and you wrap it in garbage? C'MON MAN!

Young guns, you can be mad at Malu and them, but really you need to be mad at me. I'm in literally every single match. Suck it!

Gentleman Jack's shirt http://i.imgur.com/FFXPbb4.gif

First off, in main concept I agree with KD. But, this ain't nothin new. I mean, mystery, intrigue, emotional twists, hobos. This show had damn near everything. Was this my fault for posting a review? I try to keep it vague and spoiler free. But maybe full reviews should be halted til like page 5. But the way I see it, people that post about the shows, get involved will eventually get rewarded.

Me: Hey Smythe, your hairs on fire. SDW: That's why I'm sayin, sometimes people just don't like you cuz your so successful. Me: Seriously, hair. SDW: People will appreciate it, I'm pretty over.

Guess I should do this...only fair. WRESTLER NAME: Versus HOMETOWN: Boston HEIGHT: 6' 1" WEIGHT: 260 ish THEME SONG: Where's the weed at? No, seriously, where's it at? SIGNATURE MOVES(S) Bowing leg drop (Vape life) Shotgun Dropkick (Double barrel bong) FINISHERS(S) Stunner (THE Dime Bag Drop) Broski Boot (The Joint) NOTABLE FUEDS: (If any, if rookie can skip) Jesus really? That was decades ago. I don't know, but what I do know is any feud I'm in from here out, is gonna be memorable. ACCOLADES:(titles held, and date, Awards, etc) Bunch of titles (OCW Heavyweight, NA, Tag titles, CCW title, probably more, Hall of Famer, most weed carried onto a major airline without getting caught, most food eaten at Golden Corral in one sitting, High Times Stoner of the year 2007-Present, Can tie my own shoes all on my own. Biography: Stoner from Boston, so memory ain't so good. Stoner from Bos....I already said that huh? Ain't much to know other than he's here for the 3 B's - Bud, Fun and a Good time for all. Don't cross Vs, or its meme city for you friend.

Bring your mentally ill shit elsewhere! We're all certified lunatics in here, don't waste our time with this mild autism banter.

Sad part is, you're talking about him. So, as famous whores say, any publicity is good publicity. Stop giving whores publicity.

That's right, it's Tony Stark surrounded by Juggalos. Get it right. Hehe.

So, thoroughly confused by this whole shit.

Deep Thoughts by Versus Minio, you dirty S.o.B. Nice of the Petals to man up. So many chains. D'Smythe Unchained needs to happen. Remember when crowds suddenly turned on Cena after so many years of the same gimmick, winning or not? I do to. Just sayin, maybe a refresher might be in order, but who am I to say, really? Birdie don't take NO GUFF!! NO GUFF! Majin hosting an Occupy Riot! Til Snatch Face, Cereal and Mugen visit him. It's ok, clothes or no clothes, IC's got IC's back. CAMELBONES DON'T BREAK THE MIRRORS!! Buff Blasters looks legit. Don't worry about snappin necks, worry about side effects. I'm not one to speak about side effects I'm not one to speak about side effects, but that bottle didn't look legit. I'm not sure if backne is the only issue that 'supplement' is gonna bring.Nausea, drowsiness, dizziness, anxiety, trouble sleeping, sleeping too much, loss of penis, loss of testicles, loss of appetite, tiredness, sweating, or yawning, barking, chewing on furniture, pissing in your pants, pissing in your neighbors pants, purchasing Adam Sandler movies, eating raw spaghetti, and turning into Mark Henry may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, tell your doctor promptly. "I will beat the Cody Storm out of you." Next RP from Leon should involve a quick exit from a conversation because he's going to Cody Storm in his pants if he can't make it to a toilet. Buddy's entrance music could be legit WWE entrance music. Crossbones stealing my intro! (kidding, of course) Still a bad ass entrance. Deeeez nuuuts! Solid match, dig Buddy's whole setup there (music, gear, moveset). Dupree, so rude just takin mic's like that. You have to ask to borrow that mic, then never give it back. Since you guys can't come up with a group name, I'ma give you a group name "Kitten Whiskers". There, you're welcome. Also, who's Luke? Spike Dudley against Sin Cara, here we...wait, what? I do dig DD's gear tho. And Young Ryan is just...so...smurf like, it's fantastic. He's the type of wrassler I can support. Young Ryan: I'm a wrestler! Versus: Sure you are buddy. *tussles Ryans hair* Dropkick to the back while picking up the stairs looked legit. Damien Dark can't resist climbing the ladder. Didn't even try to fight, just like "OOH LADDER!!" Young Ryan...can't even make it half way up. I assume the rest of the match is one guy climbing the ladder, and the other pushing it down...wait...ramps aren't a good place for ladders. Little antsy at the end there YR. Great match though. Jerk. I hate ill fitting shirts. Ok Brandon...um...dafuq? I really hope there's something later in the show to follow this up, or I'm thoroughly disappointed, and will create a meme using a segment of your entrance that I paused and screen grabbed. We will see. So far, I'm enjoying an interview with a lion more than Brandon Falcone's RP. Drago, Animal Hunter...I love reading his RP's because of the language barrier, the consistency allows me to hear the voice in my head as I'm reading it. Gives it life...gotta love it. Is G-G-G-G-G unit still a thing? I thought it was a thing that my friends and I did as a joke when we were drunk. MEh, to each his own I guess. Xander need a therapist. Tobin's Buildiiiiing a mysteryyyyy. KD comin out lookin like a level mafia boss from a video game, and Kwan comes out with the "Hearts, Deal with it" shirt...fuckin dude kills me. Hahaha. KD gotta have backne, reminds me of that scene from the Amy Schumer movie with Cena, when he says "I look like Mark Wahlberg, ate Mark Wahlberg." Well, KD looks like Tobin Frost ate Mark Henry". Damn that was surprising. Digging the music, and fits with my earlier thought as well. Ooooh, eerie. Holy smokes, I really liked that PeeStee/KW segment. I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but at one point I wanted to yell out "Unityyyyyy". Well done. That is one of my favorite movies of all time, and the 2nd best scene in that movie. That's $25,000 alpaca motherfucker! You blot that shit!! is the 1st best. I'd say I expected something different from the Tre/Drago match...but nah. Still a good one tho. Why's everyone got a signature smirk? I wanna come up with something different. I think Versus is going to have a signature toe point or some shit. Matsuda thinks one time is enough to cement his place and put Majin in his...you don't know Majin do you? hahahaha "I guess I got the juice now". hahaha...laughs ended quickly. You know, for a while I was like "Hmmm, I wonder what Dwight Howard is going to do in the off season?" Turns out, steroids and OCW. Wait, we can throw microphones across arenas now? Also, how in the hell does someone remember all their accomplishments? Do you write them down, keep a diary? I bet he keeps a diary. "Mugens diary, day 5. People here are wicked nice, and I have a feeling my peanut butter and jelly lunch is gonna be amazing. Won another title! TTYS XOXO". Trying not to give spoilers of this match, regardless. Awesome, awesome M.E. Looks like Leon got the Cody Storm slammed out of him. Ouuuch, looks like Leon's not using that for a while. That last bit can only be described in one word...savage. hehe. Also, to follow through on my promise, here's the Falcone meme. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/FALCONE-.jpg

I read this: Bray S. Spur: YOU? As a wrestler? I-I’m sorry. I love you, but when was the last time you stepped foot in a gym, much less a ring? Besides, won’t Momma find out and bitch you out? I picture this: http://i.imgur.com/RNbl5mU.jpg RASSLIN'S THE DEVIL!