Versus

I marked.

Scene opens up on a beautiful sunny afternoon in a small town square. Couples are shopping in antique stores, drinking at coffee shops and a guy drops his squagel on the ground and blames and cusses at his wife. We see Versus walking out of a old timey barber shop with another beautifully cut default 01 hair style. Versus: Thanks again Sammy, great cut as usual. And I told you, stop wearing sunglasses inside, you're looking douchey and not cool! Hahaha. I'll catch you guys next time I'm around. You suddenly hear bong noises, as Versus slows down and grabs the phone from his pocket. He looks at the phone and answers. Versus: ED! My man! What's up buddy, how's the mini vacation going? Ed: Hey V, it's going well. I forget how much chasing a lava monster takes out of you. What are you up to? Versus: Just got my haircut. Ed: Sammy? Versus: As always. Ed: Isn't he like 1000 years old? Versus: Yeah, but he knows just how to cut my hair right. Ed: So would a blind paraplegic. It's default 01, how hard is it? Versus: Dude...Sam IS a bling paraplegic, remember? Ed: Sorry, sometimes I forget. Versus: So what's up? Ed: Well, I'm here at a beautiful tiki hut, having a few cocktails. Versus: Wow, not looking for a change in scenery at all are ya? Ed: What else am I supposed to do here? It's Vegas. Versus stares at the camera before responding. Versus: I...guess...nothing? Anyway, what's going on? Ed: Well, I was drinking in a beautiful view, while I was drinking a beautiful cocktail, and a guy kinda got in between me and my future ex wife. I was a little upset, but the guy looked a little familiar...almost like an older version of a friend of ours. Versus: Was it Majin? Steve? Nate? Blade? Nick? Casey? RD? Kwan? AJ Phoenix? Drago? Camelbones? Sophia? Steve? Wait...I already said that...was it Jay?! DID YOU FIND JAY!? Ed: Breath V, breath...no it wasn't any of them. Even better, it was Mr. Minio. Versus: You're hanging out with Cereal? Ed: No...Cereal's dad! A huge smile comes across Versus'. Versus: Can I call him Captain Crunch? Ed releases a very audible sigh before continuing... Ed: Sure, why not. So, I'm making small talk with him... Versus: Captain Crunch? Ed: *sigh* Yes, Captain Crunch...anyway, I realize, this guy has NO idea who I am. I get to talking about his son, and what he does, and all this other stuff. He's super proud of Cereal, but isn't necessarily aware of what's going on with you two right now. Versus stops lowers the phone, looks at the clear sky, takes a deep breath, smiles and mouths the words "Thank you". He then brings the phone back up to speak. Versus: Ok, well, use the black card today and keep the tab open. I think it's time for you to make a new friend. Here's the plan... Versus begins to speak, and his words become inaudible as he walks further away from the camera... to be continued...

Thanks a bunch for posting this video. I went ahead watched it, then clicked another video and just watched the 25 minute best returns in WWE history video. I owe you an ass kicking at some point after I get good enough to offer ass kickings.

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Mugen up in the D.A.M. Skybox, I hear it has a D.A.M. good bathroom. I had to make that joke, fuck you for judging me. Purge looks like Tony Stark went to an ICP concert. Mugen was getting rid of the old era's but refuses to introduce a new era! What am I supposed to call this era!? I'm so lost and confused, and lonely. It's nice to see Pugh standing up for the little...for all of...for himself. I guess it's ok, Mugen gives himself a nice position for some gold...it's like Jay never left! (Smiley face) So, after reading Jookie/Drake's RP, I think there are a lot more fans of the 420 since I left. Should have started up my old college frat (GPG - Ganja Phi Gamma) instead of joining up with the IC again, ah well, too late for that now. Solid RP, Drake you should know to never look a true drug dealer in the eyes, get your stuff, give your money and leave. Also, I will be using the term Bumbohole at some point in the near future in real life. Baker Man v. Young Ryan...Young Ryan, that look matches that name. The end of the match made me sad, and I don't know why. Now the OCW version of the Ghost Hunters, Vs Tiki Hut. Enjoy. My man Majin, letting 'Suda know he just got a taste of insanity. Be happy you got the taste from Majin and not Casey, Casey's taste of insanity comes with a side of the clap, and somehow, burning nipples. Xander, what a business man. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. I sense some dissension among the ranks in the Rags. Oooooooh. I ain't gonna lie, that sniper sounded like he was just making 'pew pew' noises. They dead tho. Does Jiminez Negro work for Jimmy Kimmel? Because that's what I'm picturing. The face snatcher is almost Casey's nickname, just reversed. Almost. I downloaded the Messenger app for my phone. I've regretted it ever sense. Metalocalypse is the best way to open any match. Gettin your back broke ain't the best way to end it tho. Tre, your agent's a douche. You gonna get paid. Stacy dropping Clark bars in her droors getting ready to talk to Monster. You should know when you talk to the (or A) Monster, you got to get all your questions out before they ask for tree fitty. Kwan's next attire will be 'veggie burrito brown'. I said it. The Rose's making a statement like those dudes from Puerto Rico on WWE. I do like Anthony Baker screaming shit out at the end. I picture a high pitched voice yelling them though. SKRRT SKRRT. I'm seeing that bear hug drop a lot lately, good for you. The Hut Hunt Continues. Did Wesley Snipes get 4 feet taller in prison? Leon name dropping like a C lister trying to get into a Kardashian. Get at him Leon. Gotta love XB1 Connectivity issues. 4 people in a match is edge of the seat action as far as "will the match go all the way til the end". Looks like someone's getting an extra paycheck this week! Dinsmore having some flashbacks, but I really dug the way this RP read. Visually takes you there. Ahhhh, Xander you got PLAYED! Nathan left you with an envelope full of pubes and disappointment. Was this a disbanding, or a divorce, I can't decide. All I know is this is Nathan's 'superkick through the barbershop' moment, for sure. The alliteration in this RP was almost too much to handle. Almost. Green for red, that's how stop lights were created...I think...probably not though. Damn, that stuff between Drago and Tobin was deep. Not sure if I could take an entire feud between these two...might get me crying. I mean I'm already tearing up...Ok, I'm crying like a baby! DRAGO'S BUDDY DEEEAD! WHY JEEBUS, WHY!?!? Now this dude with his steps. Stop talking and paint them sons of bitches. Callin people sissies, can't even do an RP in public. Trim your damn weeds son! Ain't no lawyer like a wrestling lawyer. Wait, yes there is, ANY LAWYER! Rhyme Tyme is screwed. I think Leon died at one point during this match. Not sure how it that happened. OH wow, that was awesome. That, ladies and gentleman, was a traditional way you kick off a feud, effective as always. Well done. Poor Camelbones, even on drunken suicide watch, he still knows to keep the one with the boobs. Atta boy. Start the count! Mutts get no pity son. Looks like the savages own a wrasslin graveyard. So many people, so many landscaping bills. We all know Majin hates numbers. That ref just learned that. You're welcome part 3. Tell Washington to get on the horn. Ok, so 2 rules of being a man that allows you to just beat a person up with no words necessary. 1) Someone slaps/spits in your face, 2) Someone deficates on/in/around your shit. No talking Crayola, get dat. Matsuda checkin in with the boss. Lots of awkwardness here...lots. Awesome main event, long as hell, but worth it. Wow, I got some practicing to do. But that soundtrack tho. Who's got into musicals? HEY IT'S NATE!! I know him...I KNOW HIM!!! Awwwwww, that ain't right man...that...ain't...right. It's OK OCW, you still got...ME!!

It was a team effort. Also, whose the guy that needs to fix his back steps callin me a sissy? Just cuz you have the balls to use those raggedy ass steps, doesn't make you a boss, just makes you a brave guy.

Barry: Don't you think thats a little... you know... foo foo? Sending another guy flowers was one thing, but now chocolates? Jack: It's 2016 Barry! I can send another man chocolates and it not be weird if I want to. Why do you think Martin Luther King marched Barry? Had me dying. Well done.

No mention of pants. So, I can see the reason the hostess was immediately negative.

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[sarcasm] I win my match at Lution, and I gets no title shots?!?! I should get ALL THE TITLE SHOTS!! I'm special dammit, so forth and whatnot. [/endsarcasm]

In the long run? They'll be back at WL 20 for all the titlez shotz. GET IT?!?!?

http://zpply.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/frases-de-sheldon-cooper-ator-frase8.jpg Kwan in real life.

I'ma talk to Kyra, and ask her out to a fish dinner.

IC...probably greatest thing ever, but I'm involved, so no comment. I'm glad Dr's are so trustworthy, and even with the ever so reliable wrestlers with Chris Benoits brain and Stephen Hawkings spine. Great Doc's we have here at OCW. I wish there was another RP where it has the other end of that conversation with Tre Golden and his family just being a wrong number. "Hey you made it! Can you believe it?..." "Oh, my bad, wrong number." "Yeah I'll come meet you and you can come backstage" "What? I'm in Ohio! Who is this?" "Nates kinda a creep but he's a great guy" "Um...who?" Ohhhh the possibilities are endless!! What's a "fist bump Ragnarok style"? Does the fist bump job out to the "E.T. finger touch" thing? Great spot at the end of Jimmy/Tank. Not bad for the guy that should be renamed Benoit Hawkings. Lions and chocolate don't mix. Everyone knows that Leon! I love the name Camelbones, even if it's not right...it's right to me dammit. Ryu, I pictured the 90's version of Please Don't Go by KWS being chanted at you...I'm old. Ooooooh, Casey called The Steve "Jonesy" That's like your mom using your middle name. Steve, you're also wrong, it's always about the titles with Legends. Always. What I do?! I wasn't even there. I never realized how many people you can run into backstage. I should go there more often. Ahh, I do enjoy reading Cereals RP's. Great visuals leading into well written dialogue. Gotta dig it, even if it's about crippling yours truly. I know it's Lution, but if you're a tag team...and in a stable, (in my humble opinion) come out together show unity and cohesion. Ahhhh Danny Devito as the Penguin, and fat white Smythe as a clown...cah-lassic! Leon's avatar image during the match...it doesn't really look like the wrestler. No? Wait...really? Wow, atta boy Leon, hell of a Lution moment. Ragnarok, man you boys better step up your game. Dupree, eating a mans lunch to teach him a lesson. That's deep. Deep. Ryu, you just don't lose a man's DVD, ever. Jeez dude. Austin & Sid = #AmbiguouslyGayDuo (solid RP tho) Vs/Minio match. Again, decline comment besides it was fun to rassle again at Lution. Dennis & Maddie sitting in a tree, never get mad at a chick just wearing a tee. Maddie if you're still in it for get about D, pack up your stuff and come visit V. It's a poem, I'm gifted, what can I say? Casey wins shirt of the night. Ahhh, the reveal. Eerie Sunshine looks like she needs to front a 80's cover band and be the Gemma of a biker gang. Damn, Anna just doesn't seem to like Willow much with that opener, but her prison orange pants are quite nice, and I'm impressed that he hat stayed on like that. Good match all around, entertaining (boobs), very well played (boobs) and very fair (shaky boobs). Drago is invincibowel! PeeStee rockin the crown! Scuze me! Kah-wan, skrrt skrrt, Watts, Kah-wan, skrrt skrrt, Watts. Spaces come AFTER punctuation, not before. Hopefully this will result in a legit feud, that'd be a fun one. Why doesn't Big Ed and Eerie date, so I can call them Clay and Gemma? Unbelievable teaser video, really well done. Na na na na na na na na, Black Man...wait... Either way, that's unique and I dig it man. Is that belt even going to fit on Big Ed, or will he just use it as a bracelet? That big suplex into the ring off the ropes into the ring was cool. Did Dennis give Ed a headbutt to the dick around 14 min in? Ohhhh damn, whodis? Take ya damn time gettin to the ring why dontcha. Great action and great spots, really dug this match. Fucking spaces before the punctuation again. Grammar be damned huh? Yarrrr, ye fair Spanish ladies. One, two, three, four, FIIIIIIIF. Majin is not f'ing around tonight. Matsuda is about to get elbow deep in some craziness. Ahhhh, the drums...the beautiful drums. I was going to use McGee's intro song remix for Vs, but I guess it's probably best I didn't. Definitely the most I've heard the N word used in entrance music, ever. Is RD Money the new official Cam Ninja? Yup, yup he is. It works because he dresses like an accountant on casual Friday had a baby with a deacon. RDCam acting like a...OOHHH SHIT! He is adamant about using that isn't he? (trying not to give spoilers away) Not sure how the health is so far down on Jonesy, but he's not even orange. Ahhh game logic, love it. If you break a broken table more, that's serious shit. Wow, long match, but a quality one for sure. Peoples Underestimated Rookie Potential League of Excellence (PURPLE). You're welcome. ****MORE LATER****

Shoot to thrill play to kill. Too many women too many pills!!!!

Not for nothin, but those Drago & Crossbines RP's are a must read every time.

So, I'm gonna speak for a couple of legends here that returned, and why we returned. Now, please understand that i'm not speaking for everyone, just for myself and Majin. Life is a cycle of bullshit, ups and downs, and insanity. Before I returned, I spoke with Majin, Nate and Steve, to see where their heads were at. I considered a return for 'Lution only like I was some fucking hall of famer or something to get a pop, but wouldn't you know it, my schedule, Majin's schedule, Steve's schedule (and shit, Nate's been doing this since some of y'all were collecting pokemons, so he don't count) but our schedule's opened up, and gave us a window to participate in OCW, and fully commit to doing so. As far as titles go, I think sometimes you catch the breaks, sometimes you don't. I personally came back, because I wanted to put together a fun, entertaining feud, title or no title, and I feel like Majin and Steve (and Nate) are of a similar mindset. This is very similar to a conversation that's been had in OCW since Danny Williams had sold all of his stuff IRL on a TV show because he was broke (shoutout to 2006), everyone wants their comeuppance, everyone wants to be the man. The way I've always seen this happen is to provide quality entertainment, get rewarded with quality opportunities. Smythe, you been active for 100 years, shit, you wrestled in OCW when the people were getting syphilis on the Oregon Trail. And you're damn good to. Problem is, when people were getting syphilis on the O.T. you were too busy complaining about how "oh, look at Zeke. How come he didn't get syphilis like the rest of my fam did? This syphilis is bullshit, and there's a syphilis conspiracy!" Take a step back man, just enjoy this shit for what it is, or keep writing RP's that match your attitude and what you write in the comment section, then ask again in 2 months why you're being held back, again. As for my character, I plan on entertaining the balls off this fucking place. If I get a title along the way, hooray for me, if not, who the fuck cares? The greatest thing I can hear as an OCW'er, efed guy, is "That was one of the funniest RP's I've ever read" or "That shit had me dying" or something of the ilk.

I just want to say, um... B. M. W. It's my caw its my caw!!!

You know, all this "I don't know what Vs did", "We'll see what he can do" talk makes me wish I had a better memory so I could rip through all of my accomplishments on a whim like everyone else here can.

Quick question/observation....does it bug anyone else when someones arms disappear into their lats/back?

Since only egomaniacs comment on their own RP, I'll just say that opening RP was the greatest thing to happen to OCW...nay, the world, since bikinis. Anywho, here are my comments that nobody cares about because I'm old. ---------------------------------- Samuel Silverstein seems like a Jewish Debbie Downer...I'll call him Sammy Sunshine. If Sabu joined a Rastafarian terrorist group based on Nicktoons, that's what I assume he'd wear. Sammy Sunshine wrasslin in his socks. GANGSTA. Kwan's finisher looks he cares. ----------------------------------- Nathan hates it that some vets came back...seems like a growing trend, for now. I enjoy the phrase 'Dookie Shoes' far too much. I thought I had Ragnarok once, turns out it was just mono. ----------------------------------- Easily RP of the night, this was gold, and I'm not even going to make any notes about it, except these notes of my favorite parts... Taco Bell, Coconuts, jaws, hiccups. ----------------------------------- Chicks named Bertha and broads with saggy tits...described a few nights in my 20's if you know what I mean...get it? Because standards go out the window when you're drunk...get it? Meh, screw you guys. ----------------------------------- Why does Judas (no offense) look like Vanilla Ice at a dance recital? Oohhh, look someone else who thiks we're old! This joke never gets...old! (I'm on fire!) I always enjoy watching ex-division matches, and I'm looking forward to 'em. ----------------------------------- Another quick note, I enjoyed both Bobby and Kass's entrances. Match was prett entertaining. Love that audience marked harder for a chest pound taunt than an over the top rope dive. ----------------------------------- Nothing screams 'success' more than a well manicured moustache. Well done gentlemen. You guys forget you were playing there for a minute? Overall not a bad match. ----------------------------------- Smythe...my man...you KNOW I'm back right...Just sayin. Gotta love cage matches, I'm psyched. ----------------------------------- Rick Ross coming out to Kendrick Lamar? I'm so confused. Bax? Nah, this guy looks more angry than I picture him in his RP's. Still, sweet intro for Crossbones. Not gonna lie, can't watch a 17 minute match at work...I'll catch it later. ----------------------------------- OCW...it's definitely for the chilrins. ----------------------------------- Poor guy's undefeated and nobody cares, you gotta feel for this guy. Limo's and hoodies for the sad people, that's life. ----------------------------------- Work's picking up, but trying to at least skim. ----------------------------------- That's the fluffiest dildo I've ever seen. Way to do you tho bro. GET THE GIMP!! Oh shit, YSL with the worlds fluffiest dildo and the Rude swivel...ladies eat your heart out. Another match I had to skim through, but from the looks of it, the kickouts were abound! I hate the submissions in this game, but I dont think YSL was going to ever get pinned, ever. ----------------------------------- Hey I know that guy. Ol' naughty nickname guy. Let's keep it PG huh? For the chilrins. ----------------------------------- Awww Tobin, taking no flak from anyone today....wait, no, he's taking flak. Solid story building rp. ----------------------------------- Impromptu meeting. ----------------------------------- RD explaining why he's joined with anyone is always going to be entertaining, and I miss someone being called a Mutt. Good match announced and...what's this? More old jokes. I hope this comedic onslaught never ends. ---------------------------------- The cussing around the chilrins is downright wrong. Poor kids ain't got no lunch left. ---------------------------------- You only need 1 chain. Unless you're two chains, then you can have 2 chains. Smooth ass intro tho. Not gonna lie, kinda checked in and out of this match as it went on. Has Owen Hart taught us nothing? Well now that was unexpected to say the least!! Interesting for sure though. Don't want spoilers, but you don't want to miss this, it's VERY entertaining. ---------------------------------- Another great RP/Promo/Vid and Voice work at the end there. Pretty solid indeed. Well done. Had to stay a little vague towards the end, because I would rather not give anything away.

FIRST! Oh....wait....dammit!

Oh Jesus Boxing Christ, all this complaining makes me want 6 reversals, and the ability to piss in anyone's Lucky Charms if they don't like it. 6 Reversals for me only!!!!!

Don't worry about who we are, or what we did. Just pay attention to what we do, and how we work with these talented (I use the phrase loosely) new guys. I'm psyched to be back, and working with these guys.