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TAKE A HINT ROOKIES!!!!

That Vic Vimes thing I watched like 5 times. That shit had me laughing so damn hard.

So what you're saying is that the card needs to be adjusted. Alls I'm sayin is, IM iGen or whoever, and run your thoughts past em. And see if you can't work out a better alternative. I love you all.

Well...you guys gonna sit here and bitch about it. Or are you gonna shut the fuck up and make the show better by putting in some content? Oh and Jay, if we need iFag costumes, we'll have to toss on some diapers and a binky. Unlike the Bloodwhine costume, which is face paint, some wrestling tights. Vomit on a blue shirt, pour afterbirth on some orange pants, (wear that shit to the ring) grow some dreadlocks and tan until you can't decipher between yourself and your shadow. Smoke a couple hits of crack and eat puca pies until our heart stops 3 times daily. Oh, and job. :)

You don't have to like him. But you DO have to respect his leaping ability with Elephant Testicles strapped to his ankles. Absolutely no trampolines. None. (VFM Industries Trampolines ™)

I have been training JCS to put Leon out for a long, long time. If I didn't think Jay could win the OCW title, would I have put him through the Elephant Testicle Moon Jump Training? The answer: No.

Thanks for posting this stuff guys. Good times.

They were removed for people who deserve being there. Not people who jumped ship when things got tough, and they thought they'd be a bigger fish in the ever-crashing/failing fishbowl (gcw). That's just my take on it though.

We're supposed to figure out who ?????? is? I'm guessing Boxing Jesus.

Yet still the 'Evolution of Vs' segment was by far MY favorite part of Turmoil. Yeah, you can guess there's no real reason for that besides appreciation for quality one liners and the extra effort to make fun of people...oh, and my ego swelling to the size of QQQ's wifes ass. Bravo boys, bra fucking vo.

Neither of those were really 'announcements'. We all know you wear dresses, and we all know Smythe jobs. Wait...you're pride champ?!?! Awesome.

Jean Claude Van-Sation "That's not a tree. It's a video of men kickboxing!" "Well shit, I can beat a video!"

Those sons of bitches. My bong's better still be there. ALL OF THEM! Someone call Steve, see if his 'meds' made him do crazy shit again.

F YEAH!! Now that, that is taking incentive!! Marked HARD.

That's right the 20's. A time when your traits would have been more appreciated. Remember? They were called "Silent Films" Now do some research rook, I wanna see some creativity.

Trips has a very, very valid point. He's really done a 180 in a matter of hours. Give him a break! Stick to evaluating shows, not other people. God speed.

Trips' RP is multi dimensional in that it's a true story. Rude did tell him to grow a moustache. (here)

To quote the great Rivers Cuomo: If you don't like, then shove it. But you don't like it. YOU LOVE IT! What happens next!?!?! THE DRAMA, THE QUESTIONS, THE INTRIGUE!!!!

I love how MMM can write 3 lines and give me one of the most memorable moments of S2R. Cross, figure out how to put his 'rp' in the highlight vid, if you make one.

He's not doing a theme. I think his overall thing is to fail. I almost like it. Almost.

Holy shit, it's been a long time. WM21...great reversal system...yup that's about it.

Nah, Kip he was trying to explain that he planned the mistakes. Like Failstrodamus.

What the hell is Noggin? I thought that's what you call it when a British chick is giving you head.

The point behind that match was that 2 weeks ago, I read "Igen has no leader". I figured, why not see if I can create tension? It's what a... HEEL VP DOES. Now I told everyone I was going to do shit differently. This card was posted because it's post PPV time, and stuff is crazy, matches aren't being done as planned recently, people are coming and going as they please, so why promise something that isn't going to happen? What kills me is it's the #1 contenders that are complaining most, way to be fellas. But its ok, you gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette right? Keep tuning in...I mean clearly there's no interest in Turmoil. I mean, I LOOOOOVE that the card release gets 460+ views, and dozens of complaints from the people who never comment on the Turmoil show itself. Then the show gets 4-5 comments. Awesome, way to display your fucked up priorities. Oh, and I'm sorry for adding intrigue and not spelling every single little fucking detail of each and every card out to you. I dunno, maybe we thought you might tune in to find out. But I guess I was overestimating the interest that some of you have in other peoples work. 1 month in. I'm just getting started you whiney bitches. Prepare for the worst.

Someone kidnapped Cena? Finally!! Now, someone drop him off in the middle of Brooklyn wearing an Izod shirt and Khakis, with a sign like John McClain held in Die Hard.