Versus

If I lose, I lose...but when my title's on the line, it's a different story.

I know bud, I'm bustin your chops.

You don't ever end that with an elipses. You end that with: "Guess we needed more room for VS....which I can understand, with Vs being such an upstanding gentleman and all. Good decision, I'll see if I can't learn a thing or two from him." Ungrateful rookie.

Fixed.

This is perposterous. I demand a recount.

Since the matches were already reviewed, I'm not going to go over them again. There were more RP's then matches this week, and the RP's were quality, so that's my focus in this review. Turmoil RP Review for Lazy Self Serving Fux I'm not going to focus on my material, or mention it. BUT I WILL let you know, that you did miss the SHOW LONG (all 5 pages) return of VS BAR. Page 1. Trance starts off the show droppin KNOWLEDGE!! He uses words in this RP that 80% of the roster won't understand, but I personally admire. He put together a verbal twister around Val, callin him second fiddle to the 1 man orchestra known as Jacob Trance. I'm diggin it. Commentators open up the show with some witty banter back and forth. First appearance of someone in the ring with a mic...Bauer...BradBauer. Looks like he needs a p.a. or someone to take care of his flight schedule, because Bauer can't keep track of shit! It appears the RingMaster has been fuddling around with Bauers flight times. Brad asks that loony ass Ringmaster for Anthony...or now (as the RM indicated) Anton "the magnificent". The RM then leaves Bauer with an offer "Join The Final Act Brad Bauer...or be destroyed by it." Next up lil sexy ass cuntry bumpkin...Bobbi Jo. For some reason, I keep picturing Rogue from X-Men...not the movie Rogue, the middle aged "C'mon suga" Rogue. Val's first appearance on this Turmoil, and wow, it's Brokeback Finale! Tassles, honkey tonk haircut and all! Fantastic. VALLEN? Val's first name is VALLEN!? What...was Allen taken? HAHAH! Finale doesn't seem as confident as his opponent did, Val's response to being asked if he was ready to take on Trance was " I guess...." I'm not sure if this is the first RP to use "Varmit" in it, but it's a quality placement, good RP. VS BAR Air and Nate have an interaction, that's pretty odd. I haven't seen these two talk much before. Buuuuut, I guess since it involves Gaines...Air has...vested interest. He offers some advice to the Franchize, to get Rev Inc to regroup...and if that doesn't work. He tells Nate, that "a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do." Whatever that means. Page 2. This opens with Aries forcing out a sneeze, but sharig it...all over Chloe. After Chloe gets over the booger bath Aries just gave her, she collects herself like the true professional that she is, and asks the questions at hand. Which, this time, revolve around the triple threat cage match Aries is involved in later this evening. Aries expresses his excitement, then turns all Ortiz on us by tossin in a racial reference. He goes on to explain that he and Ryder have been talking again, and he can see Ryder winning his triple threat match, and tosses in an insult to Trips while he's at it. After Aries short rant about how he's going to win, a still bitter Chloe says that her money's on Seth. Aries is hurt...for a short period of time...until he realizes that he's not even friends with Chloe. Funny RP. Greed gets called into Regans office. Regan explains that Gaines can't make tonights match...I can only assume Gaines is out tanning to get another skin tone added to his repetoire. So Regan replaces Gaines with Ed Reed, which Greed scoffs at....until Regan adds my boy SMYTHE into the mix. Yeah...Greed and Casey aren't so cool with that lil addition. Rivers (the commentator) gets clotheslined for a reason I will not go into. Knox gets kicked out. I'd elaborate, but seriously, that's it. VS BAR Page 3: Carlos goes to see a psychiatrist, Dr. Boycott. Why do all CCW/OCW wrestlers doctors have the most peculiar names? Eh, anyway...UH OH FLASHBACK TIME!!! Carlos goes back and realizes that his "trouble' started in December, during OCWFED.NET PRESENTS Chill Faktor, when he heard a voice that knew exactly what Carlos wanted and needed to hear. He then tells how he paid for this session to this doctor, by explaining that the people who were filming for Carlos' latest movie role, were 'dumb enough' to leave their wallets and checkbooks accessible for filthy theiving Mexicans. Carlos then explains that the voice is getting louder and more aggressive and controls what Carlos does, even leading to attacking Trisha, and some rookies...very 'unCarlos' like. Then Carlos admits to using "performance enhancing powder," I used performance enhancing powder a few times, but that shit just makes me grind my teeth, drink water, and makes me want to turn up the music, but this powder caused Carlos' mental state to somewhat collapse, and give him a mild case of what I believe to be bilingual schiztophrenia. Next up, since I didn't write it...is the introduction of a new member of the Bloodline. His name is Poe, and he's now part of what will prove to be the most dominant team of performers ever assembled...and just think...we haven't even started yet. Next up, Soul Glo decides that he's not going to wrestle again, until he's up against someone with melanin in their skin. Quit an entertaining lil read, Chuuurch. Page 4: VS BAR Post Irving, Ryder, Aries triple threat... Mace comes down to the ring, seemingly for Seth, and rips the cage door off of the cage and orders all the other competitors out of the ring. They comply. Mace and Seth do a little jawing back and forth, before A-Jax makes his way into the ring to start a sneak attack on Seth. Before they leave, and after they hit him with the "25 to Life" they once more inform Seth of what a mistake he made, ever getting into the cell...willingly or unwillingly with DR. Next up, I swear I thought Gaines was going to turn heel, but instead Nate Ortiz gets smart and kicks out the "cancer" as Guy put it. There are accusations of not being team players flying all around the Rev Inc locker room between Nate and Nathan. But the final straw comes when Nate tells Gaines to learn to be a team player, and until then, you're OUT of Rev Inc. Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na, hay hay hay, fuckin cya. Page 5: VS BAR FINALE. And after a great main event, Regan comes out after Rivers had been bitching about getting clotheslined by Coop. He informs Rivers that he'll rectify the situation, and does...by putting Rivers in a 1 on 1 match with Coop next week. I guess Rivers shouldn't have posed a threat to XXXXX and he wouldn't have been in this prediciment. Thanks for not reading the show shitheads. Really makes people want to contribute mroe when nobody cares. Awesome, really, seriously, awesome.

Look, I try to stay impartial, but Steve's been a big help to the OCW site. Yes, his approach is a bit...harsh, and he tends to say things the way he feel's F the sugar coating. But banning him for this, I believe may have been a bit harsh, considering his concerns were more than valid. I do believe this topic should have ended on page fucking 2. But then again, I also understand peoples concerns for getting the draft done, and I believe that people may be losing interest in OCW because of the lack of storylines, because we're supposed to hold off on them. Turmoil's a good example. People are still trying to write up RP's to entertain, but the people who aren't a part of it, don't give a shit. Well just a reminder for the people who haven't been here through the dark ages, and stuff. OCW is run, and continues to run, by a community that supports the creativity of each individual person. I'm seeing a lack of support, which will lead to a lack of substance, and honestly, it's a chain reaction that will be the ultimate demise of OCW. Do any of us really want that?

Nah dude, there were some good matches, and RP's that need to be mentioned, or at least acknowledged.

Trips, people are self centered fucks. Simple as that. CCW could write this millenium's version of War & Peace and it'll be overlooked because we didn't mention each person's CAW by name. This type of attitude is going to kill OCW. With that being said, I'll be writing up a full report of the show after I get home. And, in the biggest non OCW'er type of maneuver, none of my own material submitted will be mentioned in my own report.

Who cares if Smythe is in matches on Turmoil, Bauer's CCW and he's feuding with Bold. Stuff gets crazy sometimes. Enough complaints, just wait for the draft. Now stop cock blockin Turmoil, selfish bastards.

Everyone just cool out. You've voiced your concerns, leave it at that. Plus Turmoils up, show some love.

Steve carries his balls in matching bowling ball cases he attaches to his belt. And even on warm days, they can spill out. Not pretty. Impressive, but not pretty.

Fuck stories, that means I get to hold onto my belt for longer. WOOOHOOO!! No PPV's til the draft!!!! Draft Date: June 26, 2012!!!! VS STILL CHAMP!!!

Why you didn't go with the 'always rhyming poet' gimmick, I'll never know.

Only the best for ya bud...only the best.

It's ok, people don't read, people don't know I'm going to rip each of them a new asshole, verbally. Welcome to the new age boys. Seriously, the Trips/Poe match was close to a MOTY candidate, and the developing Bobbi Jo character is quite interesting as well. I mean, seriously, CCW's putting an effin T bone on the plate for you, and what...you're all vegitarians now? Seriously, OCW is community driven. Where is the community? I'll attempt to at least put a wrap up of this Turmoil tomorrow. Show some love, bitches.

Ewww, DJ hookin up with a Bratz doll!

How about starting, by lookin for a new name, Kip?

Bout...3 years, from closest friends to "fiercest enemies"..hahah. Too much to say for a thread man. I'm lucky to have worked with ya, and I appreciate everything. Even the router you sent me 2 years ago via FedEx. I'll see ya around bud.

Nice job Cross!! Don't worry about the CCW title match, besides Trips Damnation Novellette, it wasn't mentioned at all. But, I do appreciate the effort, and it looks kick ass...as usual.

Ok, but who's beaten him for a title, with his own finisher, on a ppv? (why am I getting flashbacks of the old Jordan/Bird commercials? "Over the scoreboard, off the glass, through the priests legs/off young boys face, over the backboard, nothing but net.")

Sceptical bitches. Stay tuned...I mean seriously...when is that ever "it" with Vs? Oh and Boldo stores lead in those shoes. I'll expose the truth of the "lead toe" before too long!

<-- Saying something so Deano doesn't grow a vagina and expect me to penetrate it. Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughk.

Finally, I get to face the legend that is Carlos Cruz. Gainesy, hide EVERYTHING.

It's a situational thing. If you want to land a suplex but you're too close to the ropes, then drag. But yeah, if they're dragging for no reason, it's pretty lame...also...something I should look into doing. (**The King of Cheese adds unecessary drag technique to his arsenal.**)