Bong Rips + Summercide = Review. (written Sunday evening, saved for Monday morning)
summercide review while I smoke this new bag of herb.
Enjoy.
"I want to apologize for the match involving myself, Kavito and Carlos, it was a last minute idea that went balls-up due to lack of communication between ourselves and Management.
I'd also like to personally say sorry to Nate, Leon and Guy, for using their Match Type after they spent so much time building it up their Feud with the Triple Threat, only to have us spoil it by using the same Elimination method.
Please disregard the match and enjoy the rest of the show."
-Chris Ryder
(Although, despite these problems, (IMHO) it was still a reasonably good match.)
Judas Hollow's RP actual slight markage. (shows done, upset there was no follow up.)
X over Trips was a nice graphic.
Mugen's entrance makes me want more Asian friends...like that. Don't care if I have to listen to Techno, fuck it it's worth it. Trance...you know what, you can have that look ok? Just keep it. Matter of fact, you can keep my gawd damn entrance too, jeez dude. hahahha. I mean...Nate, now I know how you felt with Gaines...almost. Lucky I'm a smarty pants and decided to go plaid. Mugen you need to rp more randomly, rockin out in hallways, hittin on chicks. Nice.
Side note: Malu is actually Derek Anderson, QB for the Cleveland Browns.
As we always do at this time! Nice. Edited for childrens...OCW = fuckin pg13. Ultimate Banzuke is a great show, friggin unicyclists are nuts. THis match is solid, dead even. Trance, I can't believe I'm even saying this after the entrance debaucle, but you need to drop the triple clotheslines, that's listed in the signature move thread. Although with your template, you're heading for a good career! :) Mugen, he has a perk just like you and everyone else does. Don't sit back, get in there and mix it up. Setup into the flying clothesline was nice. Mugen, you have the triple clothesline too? Why boys, why!? Ok, fine, I'll use my rolling clothesline as my signature move, you happy? Now everyone can have it. I hope everyone has the triple germans/suplex/clotheslines into a triple powerbomb for the win! Highway to the danger zone, aww snap, who's gonna be Top Gun tonight?!? Awww, just ends like that? Can't let it roll til Danger Zone? Fine. Great match.
Air goin all Scarface from Half Baked, sweet! F YOU, F YOU, F YOU, YOU'RE COOL, F YOU I"M OUT!
Champion by committee, gotta love the big round luscious brains of Rachel.
Quality match idea, kudos.
Iconoclasts don't paint their faces Poe bud, you're thinking mimes...mimes. I think I had a trip like the beginning of Evan Knox's entrance. System Failure isn't what I'd want to see at the beginning of my entrance, but hey, I'm different. Apparently, Valmont = Adam Bomb for Summercide. (google Adam Bomb if you're too young...I hate you all) I'm pretty sure a lot of people create their entrance when sitting in the dark weeping. Don't be afraid to rock out a bit. Nag champa always smells good. Yeah Poe, way to kick the crap out of the ref!! I love that. Why does everyone think they're misunderstood? I can't wait til this music just degenerates into "My feelings, woahhhh, emotions and feelings, woooah, waaaahhhhh, fellings and more feelings!" Come winter, when the tan fades, I'm sure I'm finally going to realize Valmonts a pale white boy. Oh snap, 1 belt down, holy moly. 1 on1, chop tyler chop tyler, hahaha. It happens, shit game mechanics. Just found it funny. Ohhh, and Knox misses the big jumpin spinny move, booo. Congrats champ, great match boys, great match.
Leon and Kang have a nice lil piece.
Up next Versus against Cross. This was the first time I faced Cross and he spoke. It was fun, a great match, and we'll get to work together again soon I'm sure. As for the match, well, clearly it was the greatest, most spectacular match ever on earth.
Nate Drago steps up and let's people know they're in for him 'doin what he does' which is beating every single person at Madden ruthlessly with a team that in real life would struggle with a high school jv squad. I hate you very much Ortiz. Very much.
Hey, I know that guy from mypace. Marking hard for the shirt, for some reason you're reminding me of Bruce Campbell. Hahah...nice. I'm not going to ruin this rp, it's a quality read. I'm lookin forward to this feud. Sluuuuuuuuuurp.
Very nice to see people sacrifice their own exposure to spare people the time right to the action. I liked that. Malu looks like a hells angel. Nice choice with the Who. Actually find myself digging Smythe's attire...that's right...I said it. Halfway through, and there's constant action, I'm diggin it. Blocked the ref!! Look at the Bloodline strategery, fantastic. Smythe's filthy ass swingin from the corner, ahaaa. Malu enforces fairplay by tossing Smythe into the barrier following a shady Smythe move, haa. I'm pretty sure Malu's style of fighting would be called "Challenging your manhood." Watch this match, and you'll see what I mean. Aries is havin none of Smythe's noise, woooh, welcome to the ring SDW. Kang's itchy for a double team, I'll tell you that. I think someone got into Smythe's makeout mix and tossed a song in here. Nobody watches OCW with a date, dammit. haha. Euughk Lil Wayne, it just got even worse. Wow, look at the lead blocking the hells angel. Great match.
My favorite line so far:
Porter: Ex-title you say. That sounds familiar. It feels like something I need. Why can't you keep them busy while I climb out of the cage. Great RP.
P2S's entrance, always cool. Seth's entrance music makes me feel like I'm watching the bad guys get their weapons ready in a Die Hard movie. P2S bringin it to Seth, but Seth's a seasoned Vet, I'm confident he's not even close to being done yet. Awww yeah, the trash barrel, a kendo stick, and heavy metal, it doesn't get much better! Guillotine chair shot to the head, check out Seth innovating! NO SELL!!! Crazy back and forth action near the end, all heck is breaking loose. OH SNAP! Great, great match.
Cross Rp...oh jesus, what did I do? Um...get well soon?
Niiiice, here's the match that I was personally looking forward to most tonight, the 4 way Ex Cage Match. Wooooooh. Ex champion wearin a color somewhere between baby blue and sky blue...we'll call it Air Blue. (in my head it's going "i'm the best...arouuuuund...") Would someone hang up that damn phone...ohh, it's entrance music. Mr. Hoppus all too familiar with these ex matches...and even more familiar with blue. Not Air Blue...we'll call this one, CJBlue. Ed Reed lookin like Lenny Kravitz and Shelton Benjamin's lovechild. If Jack Porter figures out that he can climb out and win, he could be dangerous. haha. Awefully kind of ya to edit the match for our viewing pleasure, it's much 'preciated. Awesomeness overloading the servers again 3/5 of the way through. SPIN THE AIR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome!! Move of the NIGHT so far. Holy crap what an ending!! Great match all that I thought it could be.
Steve's entrance, gravity bong of grandeur. The King is Back!! You know you're watching a main event caliber match when both men move forward 90% of the time. Hell yeah. Holy crap what an awesome match, I didn't write anything because I was too involved in the match. The champ...the friggin champ...congrats.
Those hype video's, when done appropriately, can be as sweet as this one. Nice job.
I marked for all three entrances. Also the first song in the match. Ohhh man symphony of destruction on Nates twig n berries...ouch. (bout 12 min in) Ok, line of the night is DURING THE MATCH!!! I'm not saying when, but trust me, I put it on pause to be able to read it and it was worth it. Definitely the main event, this is back and forth, reversals all over the place, strategy, this is a fantastic match. IT'S OVER! HOLY CRAP!!!
Un friggin believable PPV guys, way to go to all the new champs, all the participants, that was fantastic. Best 7 bowls I've had in a long time.
