Versus

What the hell is Noggin? I thought that's what you call it when a British chick is giving you head.

The point behind that match was that 2 weeks ago, I read "Igen has no leader". I figured, why not see if I can create tension? It's what a... HEEL VP DOES. Now I told everyone I was going to do shit differently. This card was posted because it's post PPV time, and stuff is crazy, matches aren't being done as planned recently, people are coming and going as they please, so why promise something that isn't going to happen? What kills me is it's the #1 contenders that are complaining most, way to be fellas. But its ok, you gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette right? Keep tuning in...I mean clearly there's no interest in Turmoil. I mean, I LOOOOOVE that the card release gets 460+ views, and dozens of complaints from the people who never comment on the Turmoil show itself. Then the show gets 4-5 comments. Awesome, way to display your fucked up priorities. Oh, and I'm sorry for adding intrigue and not spelling every single little fucking detail of each and every card out to you. I dunno, maybe we thought you might tune in to find out. But I guess I was overestimating the interest that some of you have in other peoples work. 1 month in. I'm just getting started you whiney bitches. Prepare for the worst.

Someone kidnapped Cena? Finally!! Now, someone drop him off in the middle of Brooklyn wearing an Izod shirt and Khakis, with a sign like John McClain held in Die Hard.

You again? Meh: http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/1019746574_4301f97ccb.jpg

Wait, you planned on a fail thread? You gotta aim higher now that you're here hammer. At least start off aiming for mediocrity, then tolerance. Like Smythe!

I marked for the end of the main event. Nobody cares about your browsers.

He better be a different type of player than he was the last time he was here or else he'll have the shortest OCW career ever, xmas to new years eve. Make note JTS.

Holy crap. This requires actual grading from me... F

All what crap? You come in with a shit attitude and bitch, even though you're up for a #1 contenders match for the OCW fucking TITLE?! This all happened because you felt like being captain large pants, and shitting on people and a show, without RESPECT for the people in it, and making it. You know, what would you rather happen, go into a show, expecting not to much to be surprised when you realize how many twists and turns are in it, or let down becuase it didn't live up to expectations? Learn to deal with changes junior. You complain about getting where you are, take a long hard look at my road, talk about screwing over? This isn't screwing over. You want to see what screwing over is...keep pushing me.

Trips, I had a whole smorgusborg of insults here. But, I'm remembering you're just an ignorant child. So I'll keep this short and sweet so I don't make you want to quit. Get it together kid, quit being so god damn selfish.

Ok Trips, I see. You want to shit on a card because you haven't been on the show in a while? What the fuck? Seriously? You know you're supposed to be representative of what OCW should do/be. You're going for a #1 contenders spot, and it's bothering the shit out of me right now that someone who could end up being a fucking champion has the self centered, juvenile, jackass, egotistical attitude of a jackass rookie. OH and another thing, take a look at the markouts under my avatar. I didn't always get those as a staff member you little fucking boy. The way you're talking honestly makes me hope Smythe wins. This is the most egotistical bullshit I've heard in a while. You better shape up hammer, and quick.

My fucking god. I honestly hate each of you right now. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think this is it? Didn't we go through this same exact bullshit last week? And Trips is the card not good enough without you on it? I could very easily entertain people with a "the night trips fought everyone in 3 on 1's" night. It's up to you with your fucking stupid explanation. How about you shitheads TUNE THE FUCK IN!!!!

You know Kang. People ask me "VFM, have you ever seen Derek Anderson in person?" You know what I tell them? "Everywhere I look." Matter of fact, I saw him playing on the Eagles AND the Cowboys last night. He threw a touchdown pass...to Derek Anderson.

Chaos precipitates change. Remember that.

Oh here's a novel idea, how about each of you shut the fuck up and let me deal with who does/doesn't comment. I told you I'd be taking control of situations like this, I told you I'd make things different about people who don't comment/participate. Don't think I'm not on it. Rome wasn't built in a day, so pull your fucking panties out of your bloody twats, shut the fuck up and handle YOUR business while I continue to rebuild Rome. /puts belt back on.

Plus everyone knows that Steve's not asian. Silly goose.

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Nice.

You act like these are the only matches on the card. Short minded asses. I should get Gary A Young to c-smack each of you in the eye.

Champions leave their mark on shows even if they're not wrestling. Lesson 1.

That clock is talking to me. It's saying, next time, try doing this at spellcheck-o'clock. Interesting RP, you got my attention.

Awesome dude, awesome.

Just think... This was my 2nd show. See you on Turmoil bitches. Also, I'm not on break. Take a good look above the insane cat pic avatar. Take note it says "Staff" AND "Wrestler". I can come at you from 100 different angles. Just like: http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/Great_tiger.gif

I want everyone to know that you may now call me. Mr.Montpellier not VerSuse Its Mr.Montpellier dont fuck around you saw what I did on Riot.

Well thank friggin god Riot was pushed back for show discussion!