Deano Horse

Akeem is coolio.

Agreed it is a great gimmick. I mark, for both. Even IF there one of them, maybe even both are alts. Unless its Bolds alt in which case its shit.

IF Colt Starr IS an alt shut the fuck up. It's disrespectful to ruin someones alt. Unless the person has openly admitted its their alt in which case, I was late on the bus. Also I liked Malum's gimmick although I'm not overly keen on his finisher. Maybe it will grow on me. Will watch the rest of the show later.

Yeah sorry it was Bold that said it. He said 'sick' not Amazing. Same difference. Like I said each to his own. Did I personally like the spot, no. However if that were put in an attack video for instance or something that wasn't a show match then yeah it would have been good. However where it was placed, in a Riot match I didn't care much for it. But that could have been because it was such a good match and I was really looking forward to see how the match would end, I was then surprised and dissapointed as to the end.

I like the wonder report. I like all reports. The thing I like about the Wonder report is that Smythe has obviously taken time to go through the RP's watch the shows and choose what he likes and dislikes. It is VERY true that if Smythe cuts an RP its RP of the century. If Carlos has a plain finisher its a horrible finisher but Smythe has a plain finisher and its the best finisher in OCW. We know Smythe is a self indulgent fool. According to Smythe he shits 24 carat gold and farts perfume but we all know its not true. I do think Cross that you are biased towards Death Row. Majority of people thought the ending to the HC match was a little bit corny. You and Bold thought it was Amazing. Thats fine. We would all be encouraging to our faction mates. But expect to get a little bit of stick from it. What I'm trying to say is 'Each to his own'. Now lets get some show discussion up in thsi bitch!!!!!!!!!!

S.E.X Talk Page 1 Show opens up with a tense RP from KAAAAAAAANG James and Aries. I love it how both men RP with their accents it adds a lot of depth. Kung Jims made me chuckle. Could this RP lead to a possible fued? Big props to Kang for getting the words, Scottish, Vanilla Ice and Gay Cowboy in one sentence. A-Jax walks in on Mace in the DR lockeroom. Mace shoots off for a cheeky shit and AJ admires the Hardcore Title. Mace catches A-Jax perving and takes the title to the crapper with him. This leaves me to question whether Mace was actually curling one out or if he was knocking one off to the HC title?? Brad Bauer and Smythe Dawonder bump into each other backstage. Bauer mocks SDW over his attire at Turmoil. Smythe takes it all in his stride and reminds Bauer than no matter how small his testicles are he still has a very big title shot coming up. Bauer offers Smythe his penis pump. Maybe when Smythe has finished using the pump on his package Bauer can use it on his head. Page 2 Casey Paine attempts to teach Colt how to play dirty, when it comes down to getting rough and dirty most or the OCW lockeroom certainly know, she's the best. This whole thing with Casey and her new clients is really interesting. Looking forward to how this fued with Ma'jin develops. According to Brad A-Mart almost caught some sort of STD after hanging out the back of Double A. Must have been an interesting weekend. Bauer, now taking A-Mart under his wing, gives the young superstar some advice about countering KAAAAAAAAAAAANG James' signature move. Double A throws in abit of quality advice also. Next up my brothers from the Revolution! Versus lets Nate know that win or lose at Damnation the Inc will continue to move forward. Guybrush enters and uncovers Nates secret plan to backstab him. It becomes clear that Nate and Guy still don't see eye to eye when it comes to each others loyalty. Nate really questions what will happen if Damnation is the last time Nate laces his boots. What will the future of the Inc be?? Page 3 Jimmy Bizzle collars Cross backstage and manages to get a few words from the #1 Contender for the NA Title. Cross explains that JB is losing air time to women due to his crappy interviews, I say he's losing to women due to the fact that he has no breasts. Cross then encounters 'Boldo the Clown' and his Ring Piece Master. Cross tries to get Bold fired up but the only response comes from the Ring Master. Is Bold really hypnotized or does he just find the music relaxing? We again catch up with Mr Fausto who has an open book in hand. I must say that the rate at which he gets through these bad boys is astonishing. Guy is characteristically cool as Smythe DaWonder appears and explains how Fausto's title is on borrowed time. Smythe orders Fausto to the ring. Will Fausto show? Does Fausto care. We shall see. SDW makes his way to the ring to a few wolf whistles and some screams. I can only assume Smythe was wearing a Deano Horse costume. Smythe calls out Fausto. Smythe offers Fausto the deal he has been after for years. A release from OCW. Fausto suddenly perks up. Smythe will unleash his plan in a couple of weeks. Will Fausto actually leave. How many dots will be in the contract. I'm looking forward to this one. Page 4 Page 4 begins with a sassy RP from one of my favourite OCW Stars the Kaaaang! James tells Jimbizzle Black that he will bang that cock Cross. You tell 'em Kang. Kang James: Yes you pudgy piece of Rhino shit but before Kang goes he wants to tell Roger the Rooster that next Riot expect Kang to call you out, and you better not lay an Egg when Kang does. This could be line of the night. I liked it. A-Mart is so happy that he nailed a man. Brad is proud of him for pulling it out. Brad lets A-Mart know that he got the job done, but not as good as BB would have done it. OH NO!!! Again, an all too familiar scene. Ma'jin led backstage in a pool of blood. What the hell is happening to Ma'jin? Have they got his nipple rings? Will they ever give them back? So many questions I want to know the answers!! Page 5 Just before our main even Smythe questions Kage about whether putting his career on the line against Nate was a smart move. Kages' response is pretty epic. He explains to Smythe that Nate's strength is mostly his opponents fear. Most people lose a match against Nate before they even step in a ring Kage says. Short and sweat. I liked it. Honorable Mentions This weeks Riot had some great RPs. Kaang had 2 nice RP's in there adding alot of Riots comedic value. Kaangs RP vocabulary is very interestng. Great job. Bold/Ringmaster was good would like to see how this goes. Bold REALLY needs a fued. This gimmick will be worthless if he lets it go to waste. Smythe/Guy had some good RP's in there too. Starting to build the OCW title match up nicely.

I agree poe. Ooh baby Ooh say Ooooh! Awesome song FTW!!! Hahahaha Bold got beat the fuck up when he activated his perk!

WHAT A FUCKING HARDCORE MATCH!!!!!! I have one massive complaint. Why end it like that? Ok it looked alright, and the editing wasn't bad. Was it needed? Absolutely not wish you guys hadn't ended it like that. For me there you kind of ruined a good match. Props to everything that went on before that but you took alot away from yourselves for ending it like that. Also if it was just to make someone look good or put them over then that is a VERY poor ending.

I tell you whats even more far fetched than Zombie wrestlers, Crazy Mexicans, BBQ Dogs and Men Wearing Lingerie? Brad Bauer wearing a shirt which has lip stick on the collar. He then goes on to make lots of references to Star Wars and lightsabers. The most far fethced RP in the world.

Ah V man you loves it and you know it. Vindi my get up consisted of Stockings, suspender belt and a nice lacey thong. I'm considering using this as my everyday attire, I felt so free.

I'm sure I have mentioned it to you before Cruz but your main problem is that your so defensive that its very rare in a match to see you go on offence. Your cautiousness is your downfall. I would like to see Carlos in one match just throw all caution in the wind and actually move forward in the ring. You can do it. By the way this was an awesome fucking Turmoil. Epic if you will. The attires that me, Leon, Versus and Smythe wore were hilarious. I think certainly from Smythe and Leon it showed that they really like to entertain. Me and Versus love wearing that kind of stuff so it was just a regular Tuesday night for us.

Get it done Smythe you know the rules. Kaang I'm expecting one from you and a Cross examination is in order. Great review Poe. Fucking awesome man. BTW Bold didn't you have a dead dog in a promo once? Great show all together I marked hard for Recon's themem music. I also think Vindicator has a great look/gimmick. I'll post more when I watch more. Smythe you looked fantastic man.

WOOHOO Turmoil is up... and on time. Best GM EVER!

He could also sprout a Vagina. But we all know that ain't gonna happen.

Smythe your the only guy here who's fueds need an instruction manual. Nice recap none the less but didn't your parents ever tell you... SELF PRAISE IS NO PRAISE! I really enjoyed the Air/Blood match. I'm so happy for Air he really deserved that EX title. Lets hope Air can do some great stuff with that belt for however long he has it. Majin/Guy I really enjoyed because it was so quick and aggresive. I loved the flow of the match it really kept me gripped. Although I didn't really like how Guy hit his finisher like that. Vs/RD Money was at times WOW. Awesome match between 2 great players. I honestly didn't believe that Versus was going to be able to topple RD from being King of CCW. But he did and I loved it. All the Gold is coming to the Inc baby.

New Hardcore Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Post! END GAMES!!!!!!

You...Are...Gay..

Leon vs Nate will be interesting.

Tyro Kraven. The only CCW wrestler to post a comment on this Riot. Personally I think that is gay. CCW wrestlers are allowed to watch OCW shows, same goes the other way around. How long does it take to add a couple of paragraphs of things you like or didn't like. I think show discussion is a big part of OCW, huge even. There needs to be more. Last week was great this week was shit. Like Smythe said I don't think people watch the shows. Page 1. Show starts with a tidy little RP from Vincent Valmont. Jim Black tries to get a quick word with VV, but he is too concerned with Eddie Mace. After the Leonheart Valmont match CJ and Leonheart are talking about settling the score with Smythe. CJ wonders if a night on the town is on the cards but Leonheart doesn't want to go because he doesn't drink. I think secretly Leon doesn't drink because the last time he did he woke up next to a big black man called Jerome. Page 2 Next RP is one that comes from the lockeroom of the Revolution. Fausto cries into his OCW title as the very existance of Brad Bauer annoys him to no end. But its not just that. Versus uncovers that Fausto is upset over his failed suicide attempt last week. Fausto reveals he has a dastardly plan for the future of Ma'Jin, maybe we will find out later? Smythe comes down to the ring before his match with CJ and reveals that his match with Leonheart at End Games will now be an hour long Ironman match. In this match both superstars will wear metal suits of armour and fly around the arena trying to kill each other. Then the Smurf.... CJ comes out and the match begins CJ: Tonight is for the millions of underdogs at home watching. And the movie directors looking for their next star. Smythe: tonight is for the taxpayers... cause they'll be paying your hospital bills... I liked that line. After the match Smythe claims Leon doesn't have the balls and that he will fail at End Games. We shall see I suppose. Jim Black is back stage perving around and spots Kage hunched over a sink in pain. Jim Black then assumes he has taken 'Pain Pills' for whatever it is that's causing this agony for Kage. Personally I think it was Viagra as Kage is getting ready to go fuck Bold. Page 3 Kaaaaang James requests a match against Pee Stee even though he has been advised by doctors to take it easy for a couple of weeks. Vimes is relunctant to let the match go ahead as it could lead to losing one of OCW's biggest superstars. Kaang uses a clause in his contract to book the match, Vimes has no option and the match is a go. Abit of man on man moshing as Big Joe D announces what could be a return. After the Pee Stee/James match Stevens changes the End Games matchup thats gone from a 3 way, to a 1 on 1 and now a tag match. Who will both men pick?! Page 4 A beaten and bloodied Valmont comes face to face with Eddie Mace's faction mate Cross. Cross, after mocking VV for a while, lets him know that Mace is not in the arena tonight because he is fed up with VV taking him from behind. Vincent has a message for Mace, 'At End Games the games end'. Nice RP guys. After the Cross/Nate match cameras cut backstage where Ma'Jin is seen laying in a pool of his own blood. Could this have been Fausto's master plan against the former champ? I have my suspicions. Page 5 Ma'Jin is stretchered out of the arena in the back of an ambulance. Heaton and Vimes look on in concern. Vimes is concerned about his main event and Heaton is concerned with not being put in a handicap match. Look who walks passed.... Guy Fausto. Uh Oh. Vimes had heard Fausto claims of revenge on Ma'Jin and assumes it is him that is responsible for the attack. But Guy's true plans are revealed. Fausto: “I was going to replace his Camel Cigarettes with Marlboro's.” The Evil Genius. Vimes chooses Guy to replace Ma'Jin after not believing the cigarette story. Guy is obviously not at all happy about being used in this match. Maybe he will commit suicide? I'm not going to comment about the matches buuut the Bold/Kage match was really good. Bold stop stealing stuff off of me. That ring entrance looks gay on you. Good match though. Page 6 Bold is turnt into a zombie by a gold chain. He has been Bling-notized. As the show draws to a close we see Kage stood in the parking lot...but not alone. Nate hits him with a few dvastating chair shots then throws him into a car and then sends him crashing into the ground via a Ortiz Express. On that bad back to, thats gonna be sore in the morning. Nate explains that he will no longer stand for the attacks and at End Games all of it stops. RP Wise this was a good Riot. Lots of story line progression in the lead up to End Games. Good work.

...but it's not. Seriously though I love having Smythe on Turmoil. It makes me look much more sexy..

No doubt Tyro should be a contender for the TV Title. Even if he has never hit an ingrapple move on anyone. Keep up the good work Tyro you are a GOD! Overall I thought this was a pretty good Turmoil. Not awesome, but good. I did indeed fill in for the match with Air and yes it was dreadful. I had to create Nathans moveset because it cleared itself and then I had no time to learn it so on that aspect yeah it sucked. Too much move repeating on my part. But moving swiftly on. Versus and RD both have some intense RP's on this show. Building the little EG's Main Event!! Also did anyone notice the SICK yes I said SICK T-shirt Versus was wearing in his intro. I seriously doubt alot of people watch shows!

Bumped again!

BTW Parker I was actually interested by the 'Perfect' Parker Stevens gimmick and then you went and stuck to the Parker 'I wish I was in Kiss' Stevens gimmick. Boo.

Trips, at the end of the day its all about the game and how you play it.