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If you were in front of me right now Jay, I'd kiss you, but my mouth tastes like chilli sauce and garlic mayonaise. Why are Kebabs always a good idea at night, never so great in the morning. I have to say you and some of the other boys here are geniuses. All this talk of code and what not is crazy. Males me seem like a retard when all I do is get drunk, pull girls, fight and eat. Internet wise I go on OCW and Brazzers. So I have alot of respect for what you all do. Thank you.

WoooooHooooo Congrats to 'wrestler of the year' thats a huge achievement and honour. Congrats to all the winners and everyone that was nominated.

She wouldn't want your fat ass.

Me... That's enough really.

Can we get an OCW mobile site for the iPhone?

Man that sucks I know versus had me down as a maybe but I had become a yes. Next Saturday makes me a no :( MMM give us your announcement now!?!?!

Awesome. This was long gone when I first started so it will be nice to see it back.

Merry Christmas everyone hope you all have a great day.

Will we be returning to the Double Red rule? Due to THQ removing the damage ratings of moves we are now unaware whether or not all moves do the same damage, or if the old damage ratings are still in place just hidden. I realise there are a fair few new moves and would be improbable for FPR to go through and try to check them. Is this difficult situation being looked at?

I think mayhem is refering to the Sexy Beast I read all the CF rp's (sigh) still can't watch can't watch the matches. :( but CF was a pretty fucking great ppv. Very suprised with the outcome of the ME didn't think Loen had it in him.

Smythe, 'M'fker is an abbreviation of Man Fucker. Leonheart is Man Fucker of the year. As voted for by the readers of gay times.

Sometimes it pays to have more luck than skill. That goes for every match in OCW. A 3 way can add more prestige the other way around. if you succesfully defend a title in a 3 way it's worth a few more Kudos points. At the end of the day it's all swings and round-a-bouts.

I'm sorry congrats who?

Unfortunately I'm still not able to watch matches which makes me an unhappy bunny. However i'm Reading all rps on the shows. Although this riot was pretty short all the rp's were pretty sweet. We start off driving with VFM in his stretch jeep. I'm assuming it was a custom build. Who picks up a lonely traveller. With a colourful bag of persuasion VFM decides to give The Steve a ride to the Riot arena. Next cooper catches Jimmy B bad mouthing the WWE champion. This chat leaves the question that everyone wants to know why was Jim not put through the nearest table. All is not well inside the I-Gen lockeroom. Gaines has had a few run INS with Kang as of late. But it seems that Kang leaving Gaines to get a beating was the icing on the cake. All of I-Gen are now unsure of how to handle what's going on. Then in walks Kang seemingly oblivious to what's going on. After a few words Kang leaves the I-Gen lockeroom and I-Gen. Our numbers are now down to 3. Epic speach from Nathan too. Kip Conrad and Chris Ryder spot an OCW camera backstage they decide to give fans a little insight into what's going to happen at Chill Faktor. Will we have new Tag Champs. Will kip and Ryder qualify to be No 1 contenders? Steve informs VFM where he got his bag of treats. The men then go on to discuss the reason for the big pay off. Details of Indy Live 6, presented by High Times and OCW, are shared with the OCW fans. Is this the reason for the pay cheque, because usually it's a match. Then a nicely written RP recaps the journey of Vic Vimes' struggle to locate the tubbiest man in OCW. Vimes' narrates as a snow storm sweeps over Cleaveland. Also Vic kicks a Hobo in the head for attempting to eat his pancreas... nice. Paris Hilton thinks he's hot. Brad Pit takes his advice on facial hair. The Sunset Strip after having 4 matches on 2 shows has gone an impressive 3-1. He sends a message to current International Champ Aries. Kip ends 08 on impressive form but can he and Ryder capture the Tag Titles, we shall see at CF. Gaines is wrapping Valmonts hands in preperation for his match against Ortiz. Deano leaves and has a run in with former Champion and Faction mate Leonheart. Leon tries to clear up the Davina thing. He then tells Deano that I-Gen should make the first move against Kang. Leon places a hand on Deanos shoulder. As Kang is making his way across the parking lot he spots Leons hand on Deanos shoulder. Trouble is brewing for I-Gen. Leonheart sends a message to Nate. Nates manor being burnt down was the horrible act of Leon and he claims the way everything has happened is the fault of the OCW Champ. As the speach continues leon continues to pummel his bloody foe. Can Leon finally end The franchise's reign of terror over OCW. It all comes to an end at Chill Faktor. As I said sweet RP's all around. The star of the show this time round is a difficult one. I think I-Gen had 2 great RPs, Kip RP'd and won both his matches. I think Kip was the man this week. Honorable mentions goes to Gaines for the lockeroom stuff (I did sweet FA), VFM and The Steve and Leonheart. So that's it another OCW year done with. I personally look forward to Kick starting another season with a better game. But before that Chill Faktor. The tag team chwmpionships, hardcore title, pride title, international title and the most prestigious belt in the company. It's all on the line and most titles have a solid fued behind them. Nate v Leon is going to be great as will Kang v Aries. I'm excited.

When it comes to size Ryder certainly is a lucky boy. If the rumours are true your the biggest cock in ocw.

Kip I just got off the phone with the ocw film agent and congrats you and Ryder did get that movie role... Brokeback Mount Him. Cuming all over a screen near you.

First... Because everyone else does.

Nice show to close 2008 gentlemen. I thought nathan/regan's rp was brilliant very well written. Mad mikes rp was also stand out and vv vs mmm could be a great fued.

I thought that first roleplay was awesome short but oh so sweet. That's why they call him Mad Mi..... Errr. Great stuff Next up Wesley tells the people how it is. With gold already around his waist the youngest champ in ocw wants more. Wesleys eyes are set firmly on the ex title. Speaking of the ex title the holder is in action next. Trance scurries out of the ring after his match and runs right onto the end of Chris Ryders fist. Ouch. Nice rp even managed to squeeze some Russian and a onto joke in, very clever. Next into the lockeroom of the Ronin. Seems OD is a little torn up after losing his title at the ppv. Both Omega and BD are tired of playing nice guys and are going to give the blood thirsty crowd just what they want. Nice 1st page seems very EX dominated. Jacob Trance is going to be a busy boy these coming weeks I bet.

Can't watch the matches on this shitty iPhone but I've read all the rp's. Not many this week but the ones that are they are good. I'm liking these mad men rps with the camera man. Although I'd be pretty pissed that in the unlikely event of a plane crash my parachute reads 'how not to die... ' good stuff men! VFM entertains as usual. Not a happy bunny to know that my boy Vinnie V is sitting pretty above every other wrestler in ocw. I wonder if this is catching parkers attention? I take it the show is short due to this mickey mouse holiday you Americans enjoy. Also great reviews from MMM and Stevens keep up the good show reviewing I likey. And No your eyes are not playing tricks with you I DID take a running sledge hammer shot straight to the twig and berries. Sweet spot.

Awesome job on the Most Wanted its a great feature boyos. Keep it up. Fo Shizzle.

Trance vs Aries Trance gives Aries a little knock on the head with a microphone and we kick off Turmoil! I really enjoyed the Trance/Aries match nice little Lhy showcase. I think Trance was outclassed overall but managed to keep his head above water until Aries finally finished him off. A nice match with a good tempo. Hats off to Trance for keeping the fight up. I likey. Valmont shows up in the I-Gen lockeroom and Leon wants me to join him in double teaming VV. Seriously, I thought I was the one with questionable sexuality. VV vs Tyro Kraven VV then goes straight from the I-Gen lockeroom and into a tough match up with Tyro Kraven. Before the match I thought the former Tag Champ, Kraven, had this one in the bag BUT VV puts up a strong fight and comes out with a W. I love Tyro's moveset and as I have said before he is one of the fairest players in OCW, not to mention his entrance is fucking epic. HUGE win for VV. Little bit of a bitter conversation between Hard Knox and Cj Hoppus. In the end Knox gets owned by a fan. I laughed at Ryder calling Trance a toe rag. Ryder promises Trance an old fashion as whoopin for what he did to Carlos' familia. EX 4 Way I'm not a huge fan of 4 ways... or ladder matches but this was quite enjoyable. Pugh got fucked in this match, HARD! Some pretty cool bumps thrown in there too. Then that pussy Knox steals a victory whilst the others are fighting atop the ladder. I love the new Pugh though he looks pretty cool! After the EX 4 way VFM makes a huge statement... VEGA!!!!!! Nice little RP from Death Row, short, sweet and to the point. The scheduled match between the Madmen and Death Row is not actually going to happy due to the Madmen being.... detained. Cooper tries to apologize to Air with a fruit basked and a hug... followed by a huge clothesline? VFM looks on very pleased with his new goon but Cooper needs to remember the Air will not die. Smythe DaWonder then takes time out of his busy schedule to explain to Wonderbra Wesley just exactly WHY Smythe is the years most succesful wrestler. But Smythe... winningest? Is that actually a word? I-Gen 3 Way It may not make complete sense, but does it matter.... I'm in it? A decent 3 way if I do say so myself. If a little bit long but I really enjoy kicking Leons ass! No harm in it right? Not a fantastic show but not a bad one either. MOTN I'd give it to Trance and Aries. I was impressed by both mens movesets and the match flowed well. Congrats men. Outstanding RP's. Honorable mention to The Air who had a few storyline driving RP's thrown in that provided good reads. A speech that would make Pacino look up and go... what da fuck!? Provided by our very own VP, inside the locker of I-Gen arranging the nights main event! VFM: I want chaos, disorder, anarchy. I want to watch infants punted like little miniature footballs, across an extrodinarily long field covered in glass shards. And I want to see the mothers attempt to catch their babies on the field, wearing no shoes, and gloves covered in razorblades. You know, just what everyone else wants. But more importantly, I want to put people...you people into awkward situations. Like...right now. So, tonight, I want to see all three stooges, in the ring, molly whoopin, emoheartin and sexcellently, having a triple threat! You say there's no leader right? Well, that sounds a bit like a group of Commies. And considering the cold war is over, I'd advise you commies to create a war of your own, in that ring TO-NITE!

I Look Forward To Watching This Mysterious Show!!

I still can't watch shows at the moment but regardless I totally agree on the point of show discussion. Short sharp review Kip nicely done.

6 Pages of discussion on a Turmoil card? "Must be a great card" said Deano. Deano stops for a second then remembers this is OCW where the only discussion that goes on is usually a discussion of how much a douche someone is. Deano clicks link for Turmoil card. Just as Deano suspected.