Deano Horse

Theres me writing a few thoughts from the first 2 pages and I'm missing all this discussion I love the discussion.

Turmoil was filled with good matches this week. I think there was a Rp from Kang in there that was from a few weeks back. Turmoil opens with a nice RP from Vindicator in the basement. Seems as though Vindicator will bring Justice to OCW. Oorah. CC vs W.A.P The manic hispanic causing panic is up against WAP for the first match of the show. Poe has a good looking CAW, I like it. Don't like his entrance music personally. CC Starts the match off pretty well and its safe to say he is one of the soundest players when it comes to FPR and ethics. Poe seems to have blasted off the rust that he seemed to have and was very very strong against Cruz. Good match but unfortunately, a little one sided. Short RP up next from K.D. Something was said the other day about using wrestling lingo in RP's. It shouldn't be done so try to avoid it next time. Nice segment of K.D scoping his opponent before the match lets see if it pays off. To kick off page 2 I demonstrate my pant dropping powers. Nicely done I-Gen RP. Meh, call me biased. Gaines comes in looking like he's been dragged backwards through a hedge. A much more serious Nathan Gaines lets I-Gen know it's no time for jokes. Open challenge!! Big father chilly Alex Cooper takes on the Rockstar Justin Rox. Before the match starts this seems a daunting task for Rox. A lightheavyweight vs a super heavy was never gonna be pretty. I'll leave it for you to see whether or not David beats Goliath. Great skin, well shaped eyebrows, great hair and women hanging from from his arms. It can only be one man, Deano Horse. Well it's not, its Peaches and Karim but you get the picture. 2 beautiful women stroke the ego of 'The Great One' when suddenly, dog shit! With that the end of page 2. I shall write up more later!!

I mark for fucking Preggo's.

The plot thickens.

I also forgot to mention how good the Parker Stevens vs Hobo Guy Fausto fued is turning out to be. I loved the parking lot scene the grey effect set the tone well. Parker carrying Vimes out to the ring was a nice touch, then when the lights went out and suddenly Guy had P2S suspended over a flaming table, boom parker goes down.... it's all for the spam baby. Nice use of Highlight Reel too. I'm looking forward to seeing this one.

That looks nothing like Bold. Bold never wore a hat.

It was more like "BitCHHH BitCHHH BitCHHH"

Wow good show. I honestly don't think there has been a poor episode of Riot this year. Bottom of page 1 I chuckled at the Jericho quote. Anyone else pick up on that one? Anyone seen 'Night at the Roxberry'? Rox's music made me do that little head nod. Aries and Trance are a VERY exciting tag team. My favourite Tag Team in a long time. Keep up the good work guys. Trance looks a real light heavy size now, is it just my eyes or have you made him smaller? There are plenty of faults this year with Tag matches but the stuff that THQ has added to the tag matches has actually made tag's fun this year. The tag on Turmoil and the tag on this Riot were both entertaining and enjoyable to watch. Some awesome spots in this match that looked very natural, which makes them all the better. Is it just me or does Rox look huuuuuuge? Trips vs Bold First off I'm not sure on Bold's entrance music but I hate the whole Goldberg rip off gimmick. The match itself is ok but its not exciting enough mainly due to the way Bold plays. The sitting back and double grapple tactic stinks of lindberg, sorry buddy but it's true. You need to find some identity, your moveset is a mix between the Great Khali and Paul London, thats bad by the way. Hoss moves, light heavy moves, camp taunts, slaps. Nothing fits its like a jumble sale. Congrats on the win though. Moving from Bold the wrestler to Bold on the boards. Why don't you just carry on winning and shut the fuck up. If you want to get noticed and put into title matches keep on wrestling, get into a good fued and write interesting RP's get into the title picture like that. You can't just come back win one match and be put into a title match, juses who do you think you are? MMM vs AMart. Great match. At the beginning it was an absolute reversal fest. I struggle to recall the last time I watched a match that had that many reversals in the first 5 minutes. It seemed to take forever for both men to get each other double yellow damage. You can tell how it becomes harder to reverse as you sustain more and more damage. There was a clear winner in this match after the beginning was so tight. It took 3 finishers, that AMart is a resiliant mutha, but MMM picks up a deserved win. Kang vs Smythe Smythe is on damn good form. Both men are very, very good at the game and it shows. This is a fast and furious match, good soundtrack for the most part too, that always helps. Nice to see two wrestlers with very strong gimmicks and move sets to fit, you can almost see their gimmick through their wrestling. *SICK SPOT* Smythe lays Kang out then moves to the opposite side of the ring and calls for the spear, Kang wakes up turns and rushes Smythe and eats a spear WOW!!!! This is a close one all the way to the end and it takes just one big move to make the change great match guys. Nothing more needs to be said about Professor Jayviers RP's absolute gold. Boo hoo you can walk. Classic... again. Leon reveals some breaking news... I thought that was banned?! Anyway seems someone has jumped ship. Leon spills a few secrets and the unexpected happens Valmont runs straight through a security barrier, I mean actually runs through it!! Amazing. Leon gets an absolute pasting and gets planted face first onto a chair from an F-5. R2G's main event is hotting up.

Hmmmmmmm, how interesting.

Air, that was the most romantic proposal ever. THRUSTFORCE

Oh I just looked something up in my Latin dictionary I have. In Latin Leonheart translates to Epicus Failurus. Weird.

As soon as I saw 'VFM' and 'Star Treatment' in the headline I knew I was in for a doozy. Never dissapointed.

Why the fuck not? Animated girlfriends talk less than real ones. Of course you get pixle burns on your dick but its the sacrifice that has to be made. Double D, another great job on the week in review. OCW's needed something like this I loooove it.

YESSSSSSS!!!! Someone spotted it. Rox you are a true leg-end. The Trips vs Vindy match was entertaining. Too one sided to be a pulse raiser but entertaining enough. Vindicator simply isn't good enough 'yet' to be hanging with guys like Trips. With enough practice though V could be a dominant force, so keep it up man. I absolutely loved the tag match. I've never been more entertained by a tag match it could be the sheer amount of big personalities in this match or the fact that they are all high ranking guys, regardless it was great. There were so many spots in this match it was crazy. Some funny, some wow'ing. My personal favourite was when Pee Stee grabbed Irving (I think) and MMM, with that glint of madness in his eyes, walks up to the restrained opponent and ... proceeds to smack the fuck out of him for a good 15-20 seconds. When Park (Finally!) lets go of the battered man MMM plants a measured strike right on the end of Irvings nose. It was a beauty and I don't think I've ever marked that hard. Good job on putting on a fantastic match, all 4 of you. I want to see Madmen in some more tags, I'm a huge fan of theirs. The Hardcore title match, it was a good match but the winner was obvious. I couldn't see VV losing a title he is fueding over to his stable mate. So to me it was obvious, the match its self was pretty good. Then MMM comes out and kicks VV's ass. After MMM is done Leon comes out and kicks VV's ass. VV must enjoy getting his ass kicked. The ladder match was as good as a ladder match can be. Aries took it to Wes all match long. WW was able hold out until the very end but Aries was way, way too strong. I almost pissed my pants at that Fausto RP hilarious. Fucking gimmick infringing guards. Now its time for our MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN Event. A cage match always fun. Leon gives Blade an ass kicking and climbs out bing bang boom, Blades out in the middle of the ring and begins to get up but its too late. Oh watch out epic fail coming uu... and there it is. The match carries on and Blade slowly piles on the damage finally getting Leon finishable, he hits the sig, calls for the finish with a taunt and hits the superkick. He then turns around and climbs out of the cage, Blade wins, very impressive too. Then VV comes out to teach Leon a lesson he begins to kick Leons ass, then ends up getting his ass kicked. Leon tries to escape and VV pulls him down. Leon then manages to escape the ring. Leaving VV alone in the ring busted open for the second time in one night. Remind me to teach Valmont how to beat people up. Then an impromptu match made earlier in the night Nate Ortiz vs Nathan Gaines. Former OCW champ vs former CCW champ. It goes pretty much the way its supposed to go... or does it. check out the match.

Sweet ass card. Aftter kicking my ass on Riot I'm interested to see how kAng gets om against Smythe. Loads of good matches in there.

Yikes look at all the controversy! Well Trips you certainly got the discussion going. This was another great Riot, the matches were definately stand out. I marked for Pee Stee eliminating everyone from the Battle Royale. Well apart from Carlos, you will pay for eliminating my little Mexican friend. I'm not sure whether or not I like Parkers new attire yet. It looks like he has purple stockings on, its a nice touch but I'm not sure, yet.

OMG You animal!!!

Oh yeah and the fucking Madmen ROCK. I wanted them to kick VV's ass, and he's my I-Gen brother. I'm looking forward to Fausto getting his face busted in by Park.

Ok Parker that was good. This was a fucking awesome RIOT. Probably the best one I have seen in a long time. Rox vs Phlegm. I like Rox. He has a good gimmick, he has a 'unique' caw. But most importantly Rox is working hard. It's nice to see a true rookie come in and be as determined as JR is. As Poe mentioned he RP's everyweek, every show. While you have to be careful not to spam shows with stuff the passion you are showing is brilliant. Don't be put off by losses either, everyone loses, the W's will come. I was extremely sad to see you lose this one though, but Fleminem looks pretty tough, fucking horrible caw though. Vincent Valmont vs Jacob Trance Is it just me or does VV look nothing like VV. It looks like a massive change to me, but maybe its just the hair. He looks smaller too, but he is facing off against the giant Jacob Trance. I actually like Trance, I don't like the Alex Shelly 'bit of tape on the face' look but I do like him. I loved the desperation at the end of this match both men wanted so desperately to win it was crazy. I was so unsure on who would win until the very last second. Fantastic match one of the best I've seen. No losers in this one. Poe vs Irving Poe has a great looking caw. Sometimes I think its a little too much joker but I think you just about get away with it. Hopefully after this match Poe can turn it around and refind the form he used to have. I hate to see people get their ass kicked but whatever doesn't kill you makes you.... stranger?! Bring back the beard Seth you look about 8 years old now! I am absolutely LOVING this fued between Mayhem and Irving. Its being very well thought out and pieced together brilliantly. The attack was good, not too much which some people can be guilty of doing just enough to put Mayhem over nicely. Why the fuck does Seth even want to piss off the big man, I know I wouldn't. Smythe vs Kip I must admit I thought this was going to be a pain to watch as we had pretty much seen the exact same thing a few days ago. BUT both men, the class acts they are, lace up and get it on in great fashion. The match was pretty even and standard up until the last 5 minutes where it really came alive. To echo what Parker said STOLEN. Great finish to a great match. I liked it. The Man Fucker of The Year vs AMart I must admit I could predict the winner in this match. Amarts good but Leon's turning out to be a pretty powerful champion, I think he's only lost 1 match so far this year and whoever beat him must be one talented, good looking, heart breaking mother fucker. Match turns out great, its pretty close throughout but Leons a beast with those ingrapple reversals. In the end Leon was a little too strong. Then Tiff makes a shocking announcement. 4 way elimmy. Thats gonna be a great match hopefully AMart will be included, I'd like to see him as champ. As I said awesome Riot. Rox let me down, Seth kicked Poe's ass, Nate kicked MY ass, Mayhem kicked Seths ass, Trance and Vinnie had a classic, Leon retained his other title, Kip Conrad stole victory from the jaws of defeat. All in a days work. Great show OCDub. I have 1 grumble about something I saw. In the VV vs Trance match, whenever either man connected with a strong grapple they pretty much ALWAYS did an ingrapple strike. I like how everyone can strike ingrapple now but we don't need to do it all the time.

Justin Rox shut the fuck up. If you have something useful to say then say it. "I've watched some of it" is not useful. I thought the Smith vs Vindicator match rocked. It was a real back and fourth reverse fest, very competetive, very close and very entertaining. Both men have 'markable' wrestlers, unique, individual and they both stand out. I also liked the contrast of the 2 characters, it was nice to watch. Would have been nice to see the original ending but what can you do!?! Also I'd like to touch on something Dexter D said, hitting finishers quickly. I've noticed that people have been using the toe kick then hitting a finisher at the very earliest possible moment. Personally I think its shitty and should be looked at. It was a pleasure working with Nate, top class. That Smythe however, bastard.

The lyrics in Parks new theme music are quite fitting. I like the T-Shirt and the hair. Nice new look Pee Stee, its good to have you back. Smythe vs Kip was nice Smythe played like a beast. The ending was interesting. As P2S said nice to see something a little different. This could develop a nice little fued. When the Seth/Mayhem match started I ws watching the time bar thinking "fuck this is a huge squash match". Then when Mayhem was in the ring I was like "fuck Mayhems got shorter, or Seths got taller" then it clicked and I laughed. Oh how I laughed, Seth looked impressive in that one. Parker self praise is the best praise my face painted friend.

With how full Ryders mouth is I'm surprised you'd have any left for me. Pretty Homo. "and gay shit like THAT. I go commando" HAHA Jay's RP at the top of the page is funny as hell. I was shocked when Tiff started speaking, I wonder if thats her sex voice she makes with Nate? The Seth/Kip match was a good one. Little one sided, but good. The winner found it hard to put away his opponent but got there in the end. Nice RP Vindicator. Unusual and not very wrestlingy but it was well written and creative. I'd like to see where you go with this.

*Unfastens belt* I don't even wear a belt.

No problem man. You know though, whatever you have ALWAYS looks better on me.

Its hard to beat the classic attires such as the MMM jeans. I'm liking the tights though. The hairs still growing on me. I liked the end of the match too. Someone tries to run away but theres no running!