Bray

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RespecK! Not respect, B. You're not "urban" enough, my love,

It's for shitfaced, which I'm gonna be if no one respecks the S in my name!

The S in my name is for a reason you fuckers! :)

What? http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-18-2015/1V8RRw.gif

I take ONE little break and I gotta come back to this!? *Hands Ace my pistol*

I am proud to be a part of that group of youngsters

Don't give in!

Jimmy's RP http://67.media.tumblr.com/b22a692b8cc0a7cb6bba7e1aa28de87f/tumblr_nduoamVDHB1r48t0bo1_500.gif

Heavens no

My excitement cannot be contained !!

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Tried to watch this on my phone and holy shit the brightness o_O

DISCLAIMER: Weekly Greek Jericho is not a personal reflection of the man behind the gimmick- ah fuck am I kidding, I hate every single one of you. Except Beasle 17. My love for him exceeds all leaps and bounds. Maybe Flower too, we're having marital problems right now. Can't hate Sophia, Ace loves her. Literally. Anyway, on with the show, maggots. PS. Someone make a counter of how many times I say "fuck". Gotta keep track. A sturdy iPhone camera comes online to show a barely furnished bedroom with a sign reading "NO JACKS ALLOWED" hanging on the door. The camera pans to the right and shows a raggedy bed Ace, dressed in a "I Heart Women" t-shirt and khakis, while Bray, sitting next to her, is still covered in bruises and dents and maggots and everything you can dream of when you get beaten to death. Ace: Hiii everybody!! Welcome back to Weekly Greek Jericho, the BEST and FUNNEST show on OCW non-television! Bray S. Spur: Fuck the fucking Watering Hole! Ace: Fuck the Watering Hole. I'm Ace, your Crown Jewel of OCW, betta than that ho of that so-called "queen" Turmoil has, and sitting next to me- She puts her arm around Bray's shoulder, which immediately makes the superstar groan in horror. Ace: Is the best thing off OCW television right now, my bruvva, Bray S. MOTHAFUCKIN SPUR!!! Bray S. Spur: OOOHH YEAHH!! Aight mothafuckas, we're back in here. Weekly Greek Jericho, Volume 2! The show so fucking edgy that we can't even get on television if we wanted to. But it's alright, fuck television! After the rave reviews from the last show, all of which FOUR FUCKIN PEOPLE LIKED ON SOCIAL MEDIA! He points to the camera. Bray S. Spur: DENNIS, SOPHIA, EVERYBODY ELSE, I SEE Y'ALL NOT LIKIN MY SHIT! But it's cool! Second I see y'all, we gonna run this fade in the streets my peeps. Ace: Damn disrespectful. These people racist, ain't they? Bray S. Spur: Now now, we know these people aren't stupid enough to be racist on live television, am I right? Gentlemen's Club Segment Bray and Ace stare at the screen in blasphemy as Bray drops the remote on the floor. Both: Hol..... Le...... Fuck.... Ace: Savage... or nah? Bray S. Spur: That's savage? Where I grew up, being a savage got you killed. Ace: Should I put the hit out? Bray S. Spur: Nah, let 'em off the hook for now. Ace: Next. Amber Fowler vs Casey Garrett Ace: Hot damn. Bout time she won a match. Bray S. Spur: You beat the skill back into her. Good work. Ace: [frisking her hair] I do my best. Jordan Jax Segment Bray S. Spur: Who in the Sam hell in this catchphrase having motherfucker? Ace: At least he has a catchphrase, or many. Bray S. Spur: Believe.... THAT!! NEXT! Beasle 17 Segment Bray S. Spur: My lovely Beasle is having bitch problems again? Ace: Get her ass, B.... Sophia Segment Bray S. Spur: What's up with everyone and family nowadays? Got the best fucking family sitting at home!! Ace: [whispering] I should be there.... Bray S. Spur: Sis, when I get healed up, you can go after Sophia and you two can fuck all you want! Right now, review!! Trance and Loki Segment Bray S. Spur: Hehe, I beat them both so bad I made them become a couple... a dumb fucking one at that.... Stupid idiots. Ace: Nice one, Greek Jericho... Vincent Winters vs Shane Scott Ace: Who does that Michael Jackson lookin motherfucker think he is, stealing MY ENTRANCE POSE!?!? And that song!?!? Bray S. Spur: I thought it was pretty cool. Seb and Ginger Segment Bray S. Spur: Fucking fuck fucker back ass twaddle racist quarter fucker fuckin- Watering Hole Segment Ace: Cactus is really stepping up with this show th- Bray S. Spur: FUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! Ace: What's wrong!?!?!? Bray S. Spur: ..... Fuck Senpai not letting me have my show. Ace: Madison and Dennis are starting to annoy the Crown Jewel... Bray S. Spur: Aw hell, don't you start talking like that. Amber Fowler Segment Ace: Damn right you fell apart!! The siblings high five each other. Dustin White vs Kassidy Hayes Bray reaches over to the desk on his left and grabs a knife and starts to stroke it. Ace: Br-... Braylin? Bray S. Spur: Hm? Ace: Whatcha doing? Bray S. Spur: Thinking about how I'm going to kill Kass, then castrate him, then mutilate him, then probably feed him to the bears. Ace: ..... Okay. Adam Adams Segment Bray S. Spur: Good kid...... good kid. Jordan Jax vs Loki McGregor Both: You.... fucking.... idiot. Austin Lee Segment Bray S. Spur: Sid is lucky he has friends... Ace: But you have me!! Bray S. Spur: .....You made that sound so weird than it should've, sis. Ace: Sorry.... Sophia Segment Bray S. Spur: Those BASTARD ASSHOLES.... that was a good fuckin phone! Ace: I'll buy her a new phone!! Bray S. Spur: Be my guest. Beasle 17 vs the Convoy Bray S. Spur: Oh no, my dear sweet Beasle got himself into a pickle, didn't he? Trance and Loki Segment Ace: They seem kinda cute together. Bray S. Spur: If you count deranged and demented and idiotic as cute, then sure. Convoy Segment Bray S. Spur: Dude fuck handicap matches, just get disqualified in that bitch and call it a day. Main Event Bray S. Spur: So this hillbilly lookin motherfucker main events Turmoil before me?..... This dude has the sauce. Jackson Segment Ace: Poor Jackson. Bray S. Spur: Even after I helped his ass.... I need to make a call. Post Match RP Bray S. Spur: I could've helped him.... Ace: This was ordered kinda funny, wasn't it? Bray S. Spur: Yeah it was. Dammit Leon... Contract Signing Bray S. Spur: If Dennis doesn't beat Malu, but I did, I solidify my claim that, uh, he's a black cock. The end. Ace: And that was Weekly Greek Jericho, and.... Ace takes a look at Bray's doctor's notes. Ace: Wait a minute.... I thought you were supposed to be out of action for up to 10 months? Bray S. Spur: .....Jinx? Ace: Then how come this has you set for- Bray S. Spur: Come back next week if Turmoil doesn't bore the shit outta me! Most likely it will because typing this shit ain't easy. Ace: Typing?.. Type what? Bray S. Spur: Fuck it. Camera off! The camera falls off the stand it was set on and eventually flickers off.

When the school years over.. remind me something Trancey and Kassie. Remind the Broken Spirit to whip that ass. ;)

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Of course Kassie and Trancey aren't the same. I beat that ass.

I came.

And the fact that you bookers tried to kill Jack in his first 2 weeks here! Shame on you! Wait till I'm on this show, Senpai, I'm gonna tear the roof off this fucker. Maximum Effort!!!!!

I'm contemplating what was I on when I wrote this o_O

DISCLAIMER: This segment does not share the views of the real life person. I, in fact, think you all did a great job. Now, go fu- er, have a nice day! A camera is turned on to show a small, sturdy living room with furniture out of the ass. A young woman dressed in a Drago t-shirt steps back from the camera and smiles. Ace: First Ladies and Gentlemen Jacks alike, virgins of all ages, I wanna welcome you all to- Mother: ACE!! YOU RECORDIN YOURSELF AGAIN?!?!? Ace: [groans].... Yes, mother! Mother: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DON'T GOT NO ASS, TURN THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF! Ace: Okay, so, as I was sayin, welcome to the first annual Daily Greek Jericho Live, with your hosts, the Crown Jewel of OCW, muah, and the Broken Spirit, Greek Jericho himself, Mr. Evil Cheese!! The camera drops to the floor for a few seconds and then eventually settles on Bray, who is lying in bed hooked up to a heart monitor with his head covered in stitches and cuts everywhere. Bray S. Spur: Like I said, bandages are for pussies. Alright motherfuckers, we in here. Welcome to the show and warnings for the children, language, content, violence, bah bah black sheep type shit. Anyway, on Weekly Greek Jericho, I'm not gonna bore you to death with details about my injuries. Fuck that! We're gonna take the time each and every week to review Turmoil, aka the show that hates people like me! Why won't I do Riot? Because I don't fucking want to. He reaches for the DVR remote next to him while Ace sits in a lumpy chair near the bed. Bray S. Spur: So, as I just said, I'm gonna do what I never thought I would do. I'm gonna sit down and try to go through a Turmoil that doesn't have me on it! ...Not like I watch this shit anyway. You got the sauce, sis? Ace: You know I got the sauce. Bray S. Spur: Y'all dudes that stay on social media all day probably thought I was talking about something else, didn't you? Go back to school you back ass twaddle fucks. Mother: BRAYLIN!! WHO YOU THINK YOU CUSSIN AT? Bray S. Spur: The masses, Mother! He looks to the camera. Bray S. Spur: ....And the people that actually took their time to watch this bullshit. Bray S. Spur: Go ahead, turn it on. Turmoil 134 starts on the television screen, not an HD television because who had time for those. After the first segment featuring Malu ends, Bray pauses the show. Bray S. Spur: Brown marshmallow. Skip. Bray fast forwards to the Sugar Skull segment. He pauses before the segment even begins. Bray S. Spur: I can't even understand one fucking word she's saying. Skip. Adam Adams Segment: Bray S. Spur: Double A lookin ass. Skip. TJ Stevens vs Adam Adams: Bray S. Spur: TJ Stevens looks like one of those emo-like dudes that you find in a garage band. Jordan Jax Segment: Bray S. Spur: Those catchphrases seem familiar. Ace: Doesn't someone with a "The" at the start of their name use it? Bray S. Spur: Nah, Steve don't say that shit... The Rock, maybe? Ace: I've never heard of... "The Rock". Bray S. Spur: Of course you haven't, moving on. Seb and Jimmy Segment: Bray S. Spur: Oh look, the mustache-less guy and the midg- I mean underdog. Ace: Skip. Sees Alex Fischer Segment: Bray S. Spur: Give it about two more weeks and he'll be where I was, cutting shitty ass promos. Skip. Dustin and Cactus Segment: Bray S. Spur: Wait, so Cactus gets to have his interview show before me?!? THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT, OCW!! Ace: Moving on. Bray S. Spur: But seriously, how many stables do we have, and who the hell is in them? Ace: Someone should make a list or something so it can be clear, maybe. Bray S. Spur: Yeah... maybe. [winks at camera] Alex Fischer vs Jordan Jax Bray S. Spur: Nice moves. Cool to see some of the new blood. Ace: Where are the women at? Bray S. Spur: Probably hiding because you threatened to kill Sensation if he didn't sue somebody. Ace: Maybe. Sophia and Willow Segment: Bray S. Spur: Diva dramaaaaa... Ace: I should be there.... Bray S. Spur: You wanna get caught between that? I still stand by that Sophia would beat your ass. Ace: [crosses her arms] Oh really!? Bray S. Spur: Skip. Kassie Kage Segment: Bray S. Spur: Motherfucker.... Ace: You okay? Bray S. Spur: Fucker thinks I'm retired.... Bray S. Spur: Just wait, Kass... Austin Lee Segment: Bray S. Spur: Bout damn time this jabroni came back. Cactus vs Zeb Melrose Bray S. Spur: This Cactus dude seems pretty cool. Ace: Want me to ring him up? Bray S. Spur: Nah nah... I got plans for later. Madison, Dennis, and B-17 Segment: Bray S. Spur: The bitch, the bitch and the B. Skip. Bill Ding vs Matt Mercer Bray S. Spur: Bill Ding deserves a push, dammit! Ace: How many people have had trunks and knee pads and wrist tape on this show? Bray S. Spur: Wanna rewind? Ace: Skip. Jacob and Loki Segment: Ace: Like Randy and Tom said... Bray S. Spur: Idiots. Madison and Sophia Segment: Bray S. Spur:[/b] The bitch again, shit bucket! Ace: I think Sophia turns me on. Bray S. Spur: WHAT?!? Ace: Skip. Skull Face vs Bubba Mitchell: Bray S. Spur: I ain't afraid of no Skulls! Ace: I hear there's more Skulls on Riot. Bray S. Spur: This place is fucked.... Cactus Segment: Bray S. Spur: The fact that Cactus got VIP status before me rings my bell. Ace: VIP status? Where? Bray S. Spur: On the webs-.... Skip. Madison vs Sophia Bray S. Spur: Isn't it Sophia's birthday today? Ace: Of course! Bray S. Spur: How would you know that? Ace: Skippity. Austin Again: Bray S. Spur: Hashtag Hero standing up for his friend. Likable. Big Ed vs [sTATIC]: Ace: Was that [sTATIC]? Bray S. Spur: Match of the night right there. Ed Segment: Bray S. Spur: Yea, Ed! Don't let them censor you! Ace: I thought the most dominant force in OCW was your stench? Bray S. Spur: If you or anyone else mentions my odor again, I will mu- Ace: Skip. Jimmy vs Dustin: Bray S. Spur: Heh, cheap fuckers... Ace: Looks like you've got quite a challenge when you come back. Bray S. Spur: Maybe, but I've only got one target for now. Jackson Segment: Bray S. Spur: Poor Jackson. If only I beat Malu, I would be champion right now.... Ace: But, it would be vacated right now. Bray S. Spur: Skip to the main event. I'm getting schleepy. Main Event: Bray S. Spur: How come I haven't main evented Turmoil yet? Ace: Because you're black? Bray S. Spur: Probably. Ace: Poor Dennis got humbled. Hope he's okay. Bray S. Spur: Meh, he's dealt with worse. He'll be okay. Can't say the same for his boyfriend Kass though. Bray looks to the camera and breaths heavily. Bray S. Spur: And that was the first edition of Weekly Greek Jericho! Next week, we'll review Turmoil again and then the next... week, and then... the next week, and then... Ace: You need a hobby. Bray S. Spur: Shut the fucking camera off. The camera sizzles out.