Cactus Gauge

Off the top - first - layout is sick

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Yes sir, as I finished listening I followed it then.

Jack getting some love on the Desk. Tournament sounds confusing as hell but cool, lol.

Second - was waiting on this to drop!

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http://eloisedreyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fiji.jpg Scene opens on the tropical island which the Gentleman's Club has taken refuge for some much needed R&RR - Retard and Racist Relaxation. Cactus Gauge has broken away from his diaper duties and found himself a nice quiet spot, a cold adult beverage and some time to soak in the scenery. Cactus: Peaceful. I can't believe I get to see this place right now. Cactus downs his drink and grabs a second which he had taken with him as a back up plan. He leans back on a palm tree and sighs loudly. Cactus: What in the hell am I doing here? Cactus: The racist has been barking orders and making me change the retards man-sized mandingo diapers. Cactus: By the way, I've never seen a larger set of gross balls in my life. I thought I was looking at a mushroom give birth to two - huge - hairy balls. Cactus downs the rest of his second drink. Cactus: And the little guy. He's one of the most proper, elegant, well spoken - freak of a racist I've ever met. I am all for a good chicken and watermelon joke, but this dude takes it to another level. Cactus takes another sip. Cactus: How the hell did I get into ball washing duty again? What the flip Cactus! Cactus: For Christ sake - we drug the massive timber of slowness behind our limo in his custom made 18 wheeler chair. Cactus: And.. And.. I swear I heard Jack calling his connections at Make-A-Wish to get Ed a free trip to disney world. Somethings not right there. Shaking his head. Cactus: The things I do for my career. As Cactus let's out another sigh, he realizes he's out of drink and it's time to get back. Just then, Cactus hear's Gentleman Jack from a distance. Jack: Just breath in deep Ed! Big Ed: ERRRRR - BANANAS! Cactus: Bananas? Ugh, work calls. This shit better pay off. Scene ends as Cactus tosses his last bottle into the ocean and turns to walk back to camp. Cactus: Have mercy on my soul Lord. And, send. Help. Quick. I gotta get back to Turmoil. Cactus: I should stop talking to myself, while I am at it. Maybe another drink will do the trick. Cactus hears Ed yelp out another scream. Cactus: I am coming! Cactus whispers: Damnit.

B is coming home man!!

That last match was actually really good. I didn't expect that.

The GTA videos are really great. I hope that horse made it though. The ending to the Seb/Bray match was great. Good try Seb, keep up the great work.

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I tried to get two matches on this card and no one bite. I do appreciate the hard work that goes into these. Sorry I couldn't get anything up.

Scene opens in Cactus Gauges studio apartment. He stirs in bed and wakes with a splitting headache. Hangover galore from his night out after his win against White on Turmoil. http://st.hzcdn.com/simgs/e52147b20598f6cb_4-9875/modern-bedroom.jpg Cactus rubbing his head: Ugh, How much did I drink? Cactus: Not enough evidently - I am awake. Checking his phone, Cactus checks his phone. 25 missed text messages. He just shakes his head and puts it down. Cactus: I need something to eat. As Cactus gets out of bed, he notes a balled up Gentleman Jack shirt at the end of his bed. Cactus: I didn't buy this...? Cactus: Wait... Cactus: Did I steal it? Cactus: Nooooo....I don't think I did. Cactus: What the hell did I do last night? Last I remember I was keeping Meat Tits from eating all nachos and seeing who could put away more - quicker. Cactus: Dumbass, He out weights me by 200 pounds. Cactus stare at the shirt, trying to remember what all took place after his night out drinking with Bill Ding. Scene fades to black.

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Fair enough. I can take that.

I dug the rapping. Too much stuff that doesn't concern me to get into it. I can see it from all sides. I think people are doing the best and it is what it is. I think Turmoil needs to keep on the track they are on and doing what you are doing. It's a good show with good characters. Cant compare to Riot and what is has and it's history. I'll admit, when I seen the original settings, I was wondering why I didn't get a shot, but I am new, so I need to just shut up and keep RP and playing. After listening I guess I kinda sorta see the point but I still got my shot and lost in the triple threat. I hope everyone else just keeps doing their thing and letting it fall where it may. This won't be the last tournament that we have! Going back to my corner. ;) http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/14/146089/3114492-7420976700-dunce.jpg

http://replygif.net/i/759.gif I liked the RP.

Somebody putting in work himself.

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Learning some OCW history in this episode - me like.

The verses RP with Dennis and Madison was great. I am liking Mugenta more each week, lol.

nyn-th?

Crossbow RP was great, I was waiting for it to catch on fire again. Also enjoyed the brawl at the end. Great PPV and some good matches. Dennis has some frustration brewing with Madison.