Cactus Gauge

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Cactus Gauge decided to make a quick trip home after his Turmoil match. After flying into Armstrong Airport, Cactus took an uber over to his favorite spot to see his favorite uncle - Uncle Tee Roux, also known as "Unc T" to Cactus. Uncle T wasn't really Cactus' uncle, but a worker who took care of Cactus' family lawn, while the young Cactus was growing up. Cactus' favorite spot is a local bar, full of good people, good music and stiff drinks - the 'Kingpin'. http://theadvocate.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=yxpnTChpLJROYqZqL9kDw8$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYsCd69wl6bshJSroZHfIRtqWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg As Cactus walks into the crowd local pub, Uncle T was sitting at the end - 5 drinks deep already. http://www.neworleansonline.com/images/slideshows/listings/1148/01.jpg Cactus: Unc! Unc T! Cactus quickly runs behind Uncle T for a big bear hug. T: Meh, how you been lil main? Cactus: Unc, I am good, how have you been? T: Sippin' and sober. Uncle T gave out as sober a laugh as a drunk can give. T: I got you something Arch, a gift from Uncle T. Uncle T reaches under his bar stool and take out matching fedora's. Cactus: What! Unc, dem nice. You shouldn't have, but I am glad you did. Cactus puts on his fedora to match his Uncle T. Cactus: Let's take a pic Unc. T: Shit. Uncle T reluctantly stumbles to his feet. T: I gots dis fancy new diggamado of a phone. I's told it takes dem fo-tos or sam-ting. Taking out his 'new' flip phone, Uncle T fumbled with the phone to take a photo, but to no avail. A good looking, curvy portioner over heard the conversations between Cactus and his Uncle, so she offered to snap the photo for the cute family reunion. http://frontburner.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Jimmy_D.jpg Cactus: Look dem dude Unc. You still gots it. I am telling you Unc, you still gots it. T: All I gots is cataract, a beat up truck and an unquenchable thirst for bourbon and women. Cactus: You make me laugh Unc. T: Where da hell you bean any ways? Cactus: I gots a new job Unc. I am wreastlin' now! Uncle T looks interested in this new job that Cactus seems excited about. Cactus: Ya ma', I am wreastlin' with a place called OCW. It's pretty legit. I am liking it. Cactus: I mean, it aint the Kingpin with you Unc T, but it's close. Cactus winks at his uncle. T: Dat tail watching' you big man. Cactus notices that Uncle T is talking about the young lady who had snapped the photo a few moments ago. She was standing on the other end of the bar, glancing over often as she sips her drink. T: Cha' you needs somethan in you hand. Uncle T motions to the bartender to fix Cactus something to drink. http://theadvocate.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=ixvD31_btswe4ooSnRp158$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYvuwtxHhmCXP44J4G5VdoiPWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg T: Look at dis. 'Twas wit same old books I had. Uncle T places down a photo, which Cactus picks up to see closer in the dark bar. Cactus: Ha, look dat dude. Sexy Unc - always sexy. I must have been 18 in this picture. The young lady who had taken the photo was walking by and noticed the photo which Cactus was looking at. Photo Lady: Nice picture. Cactus: Thanks, my Unc T found this. Pretty hilarious, i you ask me. Photo lady keeps walking to the back to shoot some pool. T: I used that to post a Craigslist ad. I am a lonely old ma. Cactus: Did it work? T: He wasn't really muh type, bet I's had enough in me to gets chew it. Cactus: You did what? T: Wasn't de first time. Cactus: Wait, you took a man home? T: Nah. He cames to me. T: You's gone do dey same thang. Cactus: She's not a man Unc! T: Hum. Bet? Cactus: She's got no adam's apple. T: It's hidden. T: In her pants. Cactus staring towards the back of the room, to find the little dude, a bulge, something. Cactus: Unc, she's cute. No way she a man. T: Bet. Cactus: Aight old man, bet. So if I win? T: Den you win, if you what I means. T: Her payment will be nuff. Cactus: And if I lose? T: Meh, you'll pay dat debt yo self. The two laugh it off as Cactus walks to the back to meet his new lady friend - or so he hopes. After a few moments of giggling and drinking, the two walk out of the back door. Cactus: Bet Unc. I'll let you know how it comes out. T: Or you won't. Uncle T sips his bourbon as his little buddie leaves with photo lady out the back.

I love how Sophia drop kicks people in the balls, as they suck on them through their teeth - all while she smiles and makes people like it.

Segment opens at dusk in a large field, scattered with old, rusty cars all about. A small shed of a house sits off of a tree line, looking abandoned and broken down. http://render.fineartamerica.com/images/images-profile-flow/350/images/artworkimages/medium/1/old-vintage-pickup-by-an-abandoned-farm-house-on-the-prairie-randall-nyhof.jpg Nightmare sits, slightly limped over on the ground. A slight trail of blood running from his leg, the results of his managers 'training sessions'. Ericka Sands walks around the corner, small zip bag in hand. Sands: I guess a congratulations is in order. Sands: You're the quickest OCW member to hit irrelevancy. Sands: You know you're irrelevant, don't you? Nightmare continues to stare at the ground. Sands: It's time for a change. You're wasting my time and I don't waste my time. Ericka giggles. Sands: Even Cactus Gauge is more relevant than you are. Ericka slams the bag on a small, make shift table. Sands: CACTUS MOTHER FUCKING GAGUE AND HIS SHITTY ASS CAJUN ACCENT, IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOU ARE! HE WAS JUST PUSHING PIZZA'S OUT OF HIS ASS CRACK AND NOW HE GETS MATCHES WHILE YOU'VE BEEN FORGOTTEN! Ericka composes her self for a moment, Nightmare still not moving. Sands: But... Really, this isn't your fault. This is my fault. I haven't given you what you need to be successful. Sands: That changes today. Today, I will open your eyes. Ericka walks over to Nightmare, who is still slumped over. Grabbing his mask from the back. Sands: You want your eyes open, don't you - Nightmare? With your eyes open you will be able to see more than you have ever seen before. Ericka slowly removes Nightmares mask, with no reaction from his slightly limp body. Ericka tosses the mask over to the side. Sands: What would you like to see, when you're eyes are finally open? Ericka rubs Nightmares head. Sands: You're desires? You're wants? You're needs? Ericka grabs Nightmares forehead and jerks his head backwards. Sands: Or will you see your own massacre? Ericka jams a loaded syringe into Nightmares neck. Quickly emptying it's contents into Nightmares bloodstream. Nightmare gives out a quick grunt and grimace. Sands: You've got 10 cc's of flakka pulsing through your body. Sands: It's now only a matter of time and your eyes will be open. Nightmare beings to breath heavy and flex as he grabs his head. The breathing and grunting increase as the flakka pulses through Nightmares body. Nightmare gives out one last grunt as he smashes his mask which is laying on the side of him. As Ericka leaves the room, she pauses as Nightmare smashes his own mask. Sands: Now you're beginning to see. Soon you will be ready. Soon everyone will see what I've always seen. Soon ... there will be no masked man. Scene ends with Ericka laughing as she leaves the room, leaving Nightmare throwing the abandoned furniture around the room, dealing with this hallucinate in his body. http://render.fineartamerica.com/images/images-profile-flow/350/images/artworkimages/medium/1/old-vintage-pickup-by-an-abandoned-farm-house-on-the-prairie-randall-nyhof.jpg

Scene opens up in an interview area with turmoil logo on the back wall - fresh new yellow paint from ceiling to floor. Stacy Clark is with Cactus Gauge as she is set to interview him after his match against Dustin White. Stacy Clark: Cactus, thanks for joining us after your match with Dustin White. How did it feel to get the match that you asked for? Cactus Gauge: Stacy, thanks for having me. It's always been a dream of mine to be interviewed by the Great Stacy. You're as adorable as kittens playing in cotton candy and baby farts. Stacy Clark: Thanks? Cactus Gauge: Seriously though, it was an honor to be back on the Turmoil stage. No one here owes me a thing and I stand before you a grateful man. I appreciate the OCW leaders for allowing me to have this match and to be here. What matters most to me is entertaining these great fans and doing my best on the biggest of stages in the world. I think, tonight, I showed that I am just beginning to form my own history here in the OCW. Stacy Clark: Why did you want Dustin White? Cactus Gauge: Honestly both Bill and Dustin were great matches, and I think both are really good dudes. Bill makes me laugh. Those meat tits doe. Pretty epic, I must say. Dustin was just a guy. I've seen him battle some of the very best in his short time here in the OCW, so why not? Stacy Clark: What's next for Cactus Gauge? Cactus Gauge: I am not sure Stacy. I just want to entertain the fans. I have a lot of work to do and the competition here is pretty thick. I am going to have to work hard and hope for some lucky breaks. Probably even find some new friends. That paint face Nightmare is a bit much sometimeeeee..... Dustin White interrupts the interview. Dustin White: Do you really think this is over with me? You don't get to step into the OCW, challenge me out of the blue, get a lucky win when I clearly finished you twice and then walk out like it's over. Cactus Gauge - this has just began. Cactus Gauge: Pump those breaks easy money. I'll get in the square circle with you any time, but don't you think for a second that I didn't earn that win. I'll hit you with the Category 5 or the Siren any time. Dustin then steps into Cactus' face as Stacy steps back. Dustin White: Beginners luck is now over - rookie. Dustin White turns and storms out of the room. Cactus Gauge: What was that and what are they serving at craft services? Cat shit tacos? Damn that was bad. Cactus gives Stacy a wink as he turns to walk away. Cactus Gauge: Keep it tight baby girl. We'll see you around.

Ya, I am going to reload when i get home in an hour for the matches which don't work. I don't see my RP. I do have one submitted though. I can post here if people want.

I submitted a RP for after the match. I haven't gotten that far into the show since i am at work but i'd hope the rp is there.

I loved all the raw and entertaining hatred lol. Great show guys.

3rd grade look like a lesbian - LMAO

Great show guys. Things getting weird in that office.

Excited about running into Seb! Thanks for the card. Gonna hit the promo room.

American football is better doe...

This is pretty great. love the graphic.

Thanks for that info, for me also. I get frustrated trying to do it on Saturday's, but now I know.

The Dennis commercial was pretty great, I agree. That Verses shirt was also great. I was hoping to hear some more about Tiberius finding Dimsmore.

Skull's entrance and look is pretty good. Dennis commercial spoof was great.

Looks great, going dig into it now.

Kevin White is totally MIA. I am leaving for boston on monday morning, so I think B17 is going to use and alt to get this match done.

I heard him say it was long in chat but watching it - it seemed like an eternity