Cactus Gauge

Time for the Turmoil's Prick to take a shot at this review. Personally don't like doing it, but here's how I felt about the show. The roast was a lot of fun to write. I enjoy writing with Jack, I think we work well of one another. It was what it was - a roast. Lighten up for anyone who took it too seriously. Jack's a savage though. Amber and Casey was a fun match. I would like to see more women get shots. I knew nothing about these two, so it would be nice to see more ladies and start learning about the womens division. I always respect anyone who writes anything for the show, so i am never going to be hard on feedback. Came across slightly gimmicky but I am excited to see where Jax goes with it. B17 RP was great. B17 and Dennis should hang out and cry on each others shoulders about their women tensions. Sophia is the top of the top dawgs. Seriously - no character - this chick could be the men's champ is she so chose. #dropthemiconCasey Seriously - funniest RP of the nice from Trance and Loki. Hilarious and was my favorite. Vincent and Shane. Some FPR issues maybe that could use some cleaning up? I dig Winters character. I get why Nightmare didn't work out as my main. Too many dark entrances and characters. (though I still like using Nightmare). I'd like to see this match played with better FPR. I think Winters would give a better showing. Ginger makes me laugh. Another solid RP. I wanted to see a stronger end of that maybe? Ended a little suddenly and awkwardly for me. Dennis and Madison were a blast to have not the Watering Hole. I hope people are enjoying it. It's something I'd do each week if allowed. Amber - another woman on the scene. I dig it. Dustin and Kassidy. Dustin isn't playing like himself. I've seen this guy play way better. I hope he finds his footing soon. We have a big match coming up. Kassidy really had his way this match. Adam, I dig it. A small shot at the clubs here is an easy way to find yourself on Jack's hit list - if you're lucky. ;) Jay and Loki - Loki is back and looked good. That ending though. Hilarious. Lesson learned - I hope (kinda not, because I'd like to see that happen again). Austin Lee RP are always fun. I am too new to know a ton about him, but the character is intriguing. Just another top notch guy who will take turmoil up a peg. Sophia, Cactus would have rescued you. B17 had a strong showing. Convoy did what should have been done in a handicapped match. They are lucky Big Ed didn't come pay them a visit. Loki and Trance may be my new favorite RP'ers on Turmoil. Dudes crack me up. #snowischill Jackub, Cactus laughs at your feeble threats. See you at Summercide. My match with Jimmy was a good time. Hope people enjoyed the most buried Main Event on Turmoil in recent memory ;) JK, kinda. Jackson, Malu, Dennis triple threat? I can see that happening. An eventful contract signing. I like it. Adds more to this match. Maybe too much riding on the one match? We'll see. Could backfire. Great show. I watched every match for the first time. I love the layout and appreciate the hard work the goes into putting it together. #kayfabeoff

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I am excited to watch that match myself.

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So much fun to do the roast... it may have to be a weekly segment.

As a fairly new guy around here (only a few months) I enjoy listening about the history and how guys think. I find the exact same thing with my long time owners, they always say how much better things used to be in the past.

I liked the youtube. Worked fine on this end. Like you said, it was different.

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Very interesting show. Great HC match and that main event was a great come back. I think I enjoyed the verses match/rp the most.

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http://amazon.clikpic.com/alankeohane/images/Sofitel_Casablanca_Massage_room.jpg Scene opens up in a massage room, where Cactus is laying down for a relaxing massage before his big main event at Turmoil 135. Cactus: It's been on hell of a month, I really need this. It's a 'treat yo' self' kind of day and I am doing just that. Cactus massage therapist walks in and greets him. Therapist: What would you like done today sir. Cactus: Ma'am, I have a big day coming up this week and I need to be totally relaxed. You do whatever it takes. Therapist: Very well, sir. Full body relaxation style massage it is then. Things started off as it normally does, but after a short time, Cactus begins to start dozing off. The therapist begins working down to Cactus feet. She started by using her thumbs to press into both of his arches. Suddenly - BLAP! As soon as she pressed her thumbs into his feet, Cactus let out a short, but very sharp and loud - fart. It was as if Cactus had blasted an airhorn, telling the therapist to stop. It startled the poor girl so bad, that her hands jerked back off of Cactus feet. Somehow the therapist managed to control her inner child, and kept her laughing under control, so that Cactus didn’t hear her. By now Cactus was good and asleep, and didn't notice a thing. The therapist continued on with the massage. Working from his feet up, the therapist reached Cactus hamstrings. She started off by warming up the tissue with her hands before any deeper pressure. As she placed her elbow just above the back of Cactus knee, she found herself leaning down over Cactus leg, her face directed about 12″ from Cactus bottom. As the therapist start to glide her forearm up Cactus hamstring, from his knee, up towards his hip - it happens again. Only this time it was a long, slow, drawn out, RIP - which was directed right at the therapist face and only got louder as she inched closer to his hip. It was as if the therapist was squeezing it out of Cactus, as you would squeeze a tube of toothpaste from the bottom up. This time, the therapist couldn’t control her laughter and even deemed the Turmoil super star - "Toothpaste Flatulator”. Fortunately, for her, these backfires may not have been silent, but they weren't deadly either. Cactus just slept. Totally relaxed - bowels and all. Scenes ends as Cactus naps and enjoys his full body relaxation massage.

Ya, I dig the logo.

So much win in this #desk http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/iambogdan/so-much-win-starcraft-reaction.gif

Uno...as i go listen. (does it even matter on a desk? - it does to me)

Come on Mr. Sen - I joked back. I wasn't http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/bender-futurama-butthurt-gif-467354.gif About anything. I get it.

Queen, for you, I can have access to as much needed.

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just kidding....but I wanted to fulfill your wish

This show is needing more Tre....

...dang, just when it was getting good. Grab a chair, sit, share with the group.

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Serious question = how long do we hold on to things around here, because it seems like for a really long time. eternity even.