Madison Cox

Dr. Gonzo: Well... after all the money you spent on the building, the helicopter, the mercenaries, their equipment, these poorly made children's toys, the movie props, the 37 pounds of marijuana, the indoor pool, hot tub, and sauna... we've got $69. Versus: Sixty nine million, ok we can work with that. Dr. Gonzo: Not sixty nine million, just sixty nine. Versus: Oooffff. Ok, he won't be a superhero but with six hundred, ninety thousand dollars you can at least return him to fighting shape right? Dr. Gonzo: You really aren't getting it are you? Not sixty nine million, not sixty nine hundred thousand, just sixty nine! Versus: Ok but for sixty nine thousand he can at least walk again right? Dr. Gonzo: Put down the pipe and listen. Sixty nine! Sixty nine! Sixty nine! Versus: What that poor Denega Douglas Blek has been fighting foooooooor! Dr. Gonzo simply stares at Versus. Versus: So what can you do for $69? Dr. Gonzo: Well, it's not pretty. We can put him in this old wheelchair we found in a dumpster and maybe rig up one of the Stephen Hawking voice thingies for him. I know we have a see and say around here. That should work. Versus: He can't even move his arms! How's he going to power it? ???: I got that covered ya lot of sorry cunts. The Wildcard of Turmoil, Seb Abbott himself comes into screen. Seb: Jackie boy here trusts me with his life. If any man is going to push him through the jungles of El Salvador it's me! Versus: SEB!!!!!!!! Seb: Aye? Who's saying that? You watching some of that kinky shit on your iPad boys? Well let ol Seb mosey up to the bar! Versus: SEB!!!! It's me! It's Versus! Seb walks over to the screen and sees a blurry vision of Versus. Seb: Versus! How you been? How's that El Salvadorian strange treating you mate? Versus: Listen to me very carefully. I'm not in El Salvador. I'm in Tibet. Madison has me stranded here. You need to come get me the hell out of here before she ruins everything! Get Jack patched up and then get over here! You have the full backing of all the resources you see around you. God speed Seb! God speed! The link to Tibet ends, cutting Versus off from the outside world once again. Seb: Alright you miserable cunts, you heard the man! Let's put him back together! A montage kicks in showing the doctors strapping Jack, still in a body cast, into the half broken wheelchair. Another doctor comes over with a Fischer Price See N' Say and sticks it into Jack's hand. The montage then cuts to the doctors and Seb smoking weed in a hot tub with a group of questionably young women, then quickly back to working on Jack, then to the group of doctors and women doing cocaine off of Jack's body cast. The montage wraps up with the doctors, the hopefully legal women, and Seb looking at their handy work.

III Days Later... Our scene now opens on an old, gothic building in NYC. As the camera pans around the building we see signage indicating that this building was once a sanitarium during a darker time in our nation's history. The building appears to be abandoned and in poor repair. Suddenly, the whirl of helicopter blades is heard once again as the chopper carrying Gentleman Jack and his rescuers is seen swooping into the view. The craft lands on the roof of the sanitarium and the mercenary team goes to work unloading their precious cargo. As the mercs work, a team of doctors scurry onto the rooftop to aid the process. From the looks of things, these are no ordinary doctors. Each one is male, much older, with long gray hair and scruffy facial hair. Every one of these men look like they were a part of a failed C.I.A. LSD experiment in the 1960s and just never returned to society. The men rush Jack off the rooftop and into the building. Once inside, we see that while the exterior of the building has seen better days, the interior has been spared no expense. Everywhere you look you see elaborate set ups of lights and equipment. Everything looks as if it came from a science fiction movie. The medical team takes over, transferring Jack from his gurney onto an operating table. The mercenaries, satisfied with their jobs, head back to the rooftop for celebratory cigars and Canadian whiskey. As the doctors prep Jack for surgery we hear the beginnings of an argument being held off screen. The camera pans over to reveal what we can assume to be the lead physician yelling feverishly at a computer screen. Dr. Gonzo: We can't do it! We don't have the resources! The camera zooms in closer to reveal the man on the other end of the conversation as being none other than OCW Hall Of Fame member and Jack's personal savior, Versus. The OCW legend is still stuck in Tibet, it's a pure miracle that the line of communication is even open. Versus: Are you high?! Do you have any idea how much money we've sunk into Project Thunder Snatch? Dr. Gonzo: You blew it all on pinball machines, Italian coffee makers, and cheap sci fi movie props! Look at this! Dr. Gonzo reaches for a piece of medical equipment. He turns on the device and it emits a green glow and whirling sound. Versus: Yeah that looks totally badass. Now save him! Dr. Gonzo: Yeah this is sonic screwdriver. Instead of buying real medical equipment, you bought us a child's toy. Versus: Bullshit! You can do anything with a sonic screwdriver! You have any idea how many times the universe has been saved with one of those babies? The good doctor holds it up to his head and hits the button. Versus: NO!!!!! Nothing happens. Dr. Gonzo: See? Toy. I can't do anything with this. Versus: What about that thingy over there? Now I paid damn good money for that. Dr. Gonzo: Ah yes, we've been meaning to talk to you about that. The doctor picks up a poorly made Star Trek replica Tricorder. Dr Gonzo: I remember these. My child got one in a happy meal back in the 80s. Versus: So it's not futury, life saving, miracle type stuff? Dr. Gonzo: Nope, not at all. Versus: So what do we have?

Madison hangs up the phone in a fit of rage, leaving Dustin to fend for himself. Dustin, being the survivalist and street savvy man that he is, begins to poke Courvoisier. Dustin: Hey man, can I like get a ride? Courvoisier is still unconscious, unable to answer. Not understanding, Dustin continues to poke the woman a bit longer. Dustin: Please???? Dustin, annoyed the knocked out black chick won't give him a ride, begins to wander the hallways asking anyone he sees, be it patient, guest, or staff, for a ride. The sound of helicopter blades cutting through air could be heard as Dennis and Madison exited the limo. She was already furious and hoped Dustin’s imagination and frequent drug use had gotten the better of him. She was wrong on so many levels. Madison shrieked as Dennis quickly shielded her from falling glass. Falling glass that didn't come anywhere near landing on her. The duo stared in awe at the final moments of the elaborate extraction. Madison screamed ‘Versus!’ as the helicopter flew away from the hospital. Before Dennis could get a word in, he was being pushed back inside the limo by Madison. The limo sped off in the helicopter’s direction. Moments later, Dustin comes rushing out of the hospital. He gets there just in time to see what was left of the smoke left behind by the limo. Dustin: Well...shit. Dustin trudges back inside the building, surveying the damage. Through the haze of broken glass and smoke he spots a vision. Perhaps it's the multiple concussions talking, but as Dustin's eyes fall upon the crumpled heap of humanity known as Courvoisier once more, his heart skips a beat. No longer annoyed that she won't answer, Dustin is now enthralled by the bbw's silence. Dustin, through a miraculous show of strength, is able to hoist the much larger woman onto his shoulders. Mr. White, with his Nubian Queen in tow, exits the building. He notices an overturned little red wagon sitting by the building. Ever the resourceful one, Dustin loads his ebony trophy into the wagon and sets off to find Jack.

Before the celebration can continue, our scene takes a drastic turn. The buzz of helicopter blades can be heard from outside the hospital. With little warning, the glass in the room is shattered as a group of mercenary commandos in full combat gear smash through the windows. Merc 1: Tango Foxtrot Charlie, we have eyes on the package. Moving to intercept. ETA to full extraction, three minutes. The candle is lit, repeat the candle is lit. The team of mercenaries quickly go to work on Jack. They unhook the myriad of cables, tubes, and other equipment attached to Jack and quickly replace it with their own, more modern, less urban equipment. Dustin meanwhile just stares at the men in amazement as they carry out their task. Dustin: Whoa! You guys are cool! Can I hold your gun? Dustin, full of wonderment and innocence goes for one of the mercs guns. The armored man swiftly gut punches Dustin with the butt of his rifle. Merc 2: Stand down sir! You aren't mission critical! Merc 1: Easy Sanchez, the boss wants him in one piece too. Merc 2: Of course sir! Sorry sir! Through the commotion, only one hospital staffer has the fortitude to check on the situation. A bruised Courvoisier storms through the door. The nurse is slightly banged up, though her ego took the brunt of the punishment handed out by the Butcher. Courvoisier: No sir! Uh huh! No more of this! Not on Courvoisier's watch! You white boys just need to pack up this nonsense and get on up out of here now! Everyone in the room stops their mission and just stares at the obese nurse. Merc 1: Take her down. One of the mercenaries fires a beanbag shot directly into Courvoisier's torso. It fails to bring down the mammoth beast however. Courvoisier: Uh huh honey! It's going to take more than a little bean bag to shatter this glass of Courvoisier! Each of the mercenaries load non lethal ordinance into their firearms and unleash hell upon this poor woman who only wanted to heal the sick... and steal prescription pads. The scene goes into slow motion as bean bags and rubber bullets impact the hundreds of pounds of fat that envelope this sweet child of God. The rolls of fat jiggle in remarkable detail, each shot staggering the nurse. Finally the barrage is too much as dear sweet Courvoisier finally topples to the ground. Merc 2: Clear. The mercenaries go back to their work, prepping Jack for evacuation. Merc 1: Alpha Sierra Echo One Niner Niner, this Bravo Company. The package is secured. The bowl has been packed. Repeat, the bowl has been packed. Outbound eta, ninety seconds. Dustin begins to gather himself from the blow at the hands of the mercs. He looks around the room, regaining his senses somewhat. Dustin: Whoa! Can I ride in your helicopter? One of the men fires a single beanbag, dropping Dustin instantly. Now ready for transport, the men whisk Jack out of the hospital on his gurney and into the arms of a waiting helicopter outside. As the chopper flees the hot zone, Dustin once again regains consciousness. He reaches for his cell phone and dials Madison Cox. Dustin: Madison, some guys just stole Jack. They had a helicopter and everything! It was soooo cool! I even got shot! I'm gonna look so rad! Though we can't hear Madison's end of the conversation, her replies are yelled so loudly we can easily pick them up. Madison: WHAT?! WHO TOOK HIM?! WHAT'D THEY LOOK LIKE?! Dustin: They were these really cool dudes! They had like guns, body armor, walkie talkies, I already mentioned the helicopter. Madison: WHAT DID THEY SAY?! Dustin: Man, I don't remember all of it... Did I mention they had a helicopter?! Soooo cool! Man I wonder if Drago would let me take his lion for a helicopter ride?! That would be amazing!!!! Madison: FOCUS YOU MORON! WHAT'D THEY SAY?! DID THEY SMELL LIKE WEED?! Dustin: I dunno man, something about the bowl is packed and inbound or something... And of course they smelled like weed. We're in Detroit, everything smells like weed! And failure... Madison: VERSUS!!!!!!!

Dustin: I need a rich bitch not a cheap hoe! We just them niggas you ain't fucking with (No!) Pockets on a chubby chase and still could bag a thottie in some bummy shit (OOOUUU) Yerr Eli, why they testing me? Like I don't always keep the hammer next to me? Like I ain't got a hitter to the left of me? Like we ain't in these streets more than sesame? If that's ya chick, then why she texting me? Why she keep calling my phone speaking sexually? Every time I'm out, why she stressing me? You call her Stephanie? I call her Headphanie I don't open doors for a hoe (Not at all!) I just want the neck, nothin' more (Nothin' more) Shawty make it clap, make it applause When you tired of your man, give me call (Give me a call) Dyke bitches talking out they jaw (Yo what you say?) Next minute calling for the law This 9 will have them calling for the lord (GLLLAATTTT) They ain't getting shmoney so they bored (Man they bored) I could never lose, what you thought? M.A got it on lock, man of course (Man of course) They say I got the juice, I got the sauce (I got the sauce) These haters on my body shake 'em off (I shake em' off) Pussy I'm a bully and a boss (man I'm a boss) I'm killing them, sorry for your loss (R.I.P) POCKETS O NA CHUBBY CHASE AND STILL COULD BAG A THOTTIE ON SOME BUMMY SHIT Jack is now feverishly clicking the morphine button, clearly infused by the spirit of fellowship brought forth through these ancient songs that have calmed so many restless souls before. Dustin: Shawty make it clap, make it applause Dyke bitches talking out they jaws. Wait Wait This 9 will have hem calling for the lord Jack, filled with the spirit of Versus and fueled by the music of his ancestors, is able to muster enough to strength to speak for the first time in days. Jack: GLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTT Dustin, overcome with emotion, begins to run around the room in celebration. Dustin: Jack! You're okay, man!

II Our scene opens inside Gentleman Jack's hospital room in the same ghetto medical facility he was taken to during Devil's Night. Jack is in a body cast and up in traction. The room itself hasn't been updated since the 1960s. The only ray of sunshine in this dreary scene is Jack's close friend and confidant, Dustin White. Dustin sits at Jack's bedside, singing him lullabies that his own dear sweet mother used to sing to him as a child. Dustin: Yo bro, I think I had too much Hennessy man This Hennessy getting to me I ain't gonna lie, I’m a little smizz I'm a little drizz But we in the club man, OOOUUU Yea they hate but they broke though (They broke though) And when it's time to pop they a no-show (Where they at?) Yea I'm pretty but I'm loco (Yeah I'm loco) The loud got me moving slow-mo (Shhh) Ayo Tweetie, where the hoes bro? (Where the hoes bro?) Ayo Keys, where the hoes tho? (Yo where the hoes tho?) That other nigga, he a bozo (He a bozo) It's M.A, you don't know hoe? (You don't know hoe?) We got liquor by the boatload (That Henny) Disrespect the Lyfe that's a no-no (That's a no-no) All my niggas dressed in that rojo (Redlyfe) I ride for my guys, that's the bro code (That's the bro code) Baby gave me head, that's a low blow (That's a low blow) And she make me weak when she deepthroat I need a rich bitch not a cheap hoe (Not a cheap hoe) They be on that hate shit, I peep tho (Yeah, I peep tho) My brother told me fuck 'em, get that money sis (Yo fuck em') You just keep on grinding on ya hungry shit (Uh-huh) Ignore the hating, ignore the faking, ignore the funny shit 'Cause if a nigga violate, we got a hunnit clips (GLLLAATTT) And we go zero to hunnit quick Hearing these classic Irish lullabies stirs something deep in Jack's soul. As Dustin's angelic voice continues to deliver these delicate melodies, Jack begins to quietly hum along. Sensing his music is curing his friend, Dustin launches into more. Dustin: Ayo tweetie where the hoes bro? Overcome with emotion, a single tear begins to fall down Dustin's cheek as he gently sings. Dustin: (where the hoes though?) Suddenly, Jack begins to click the morphine button Dustin so graciously super glued into his hand days ago. Seeing this display of Jack's will to live, Dustin launches into another stanza.

Madison groaned in frustration. Just then, the limo hit another pothole and Madison found herself being jerked to the side and ramming into Dennis. Her champagne glass slipped from her grasp and shattered on the floor. Dennis grasped her leg with one hand and the door handle with the other as the limo skidded to a halt. Already angry from his argument with the leggy blond, a livid Douglas reached over to press the intercom button. Before he could reach it, the tinted window between the driver and passengers began to roll down. Madison felt herself grabbing Dennis’s hand to restrain him from strangling the poor driver. Driver: My apologies King and Que- Madison: Queen and King. The driver spoke shakily: You see, I have never driven these roads before and I knew not that they were in such bad conditions. It is very dark and there are no lights but my own – Madison affirmed, irked: No shit. This is Detroit. There's nothing good here, other than their coke. Dennis: The soda? Madison: Uh...sure. Anyway! Do you even have your license? Driver: Not on me… Madison: Oh? And what if we were to get pulled over? Did you think about that? As the Driver spouted off apologetic response after response, the audience on the tablet erupted as Nate Ortiz triumphed over the Overlord of OCW. Dennis and Madison stared at the tablet. Frustrated, picked up the tablet and threw it at the Driver’s babbling face. Madison: Shut up! I don't care how many sheep your wife slept with to get you into this country. Just get us to the hospital!! The tinted window rolled up and the limo started to move once more. Madison: I swear, OCW can't seem to find any useful Scottish people. Dennis: We should have been there for Nate. Madison rolled her eyes: In 2016 a hall of Famer just won the world title. This is exactly why I went out of my way to make sure Versus ended up stuck in Tibet. Nate Ortiz, Drago, Versus...you’re a dual Champion that's still stuck in their shadow. Both in the company and in our faction. Madison: The disrespect is getting even more blatant. You become one of the few men to survive a perfect circle and Pugh steals your Thunder. You and Pugh are promoted for three weeks and Nate Ortiz just Strolls down a Riot ramp on Tuesday and is stealing the main event slot from you only five nights later. And earlier tonight, Ortiz just shuts me down as i'm trying to motivate our troops. When does it end? Dennis: Nate is our friend. So is Versus. You can't blame them for OCW being unwilling to build new stars. Dennis: We need to make this right. If we go to Tibet and help Versus get home, I'm sure he’ll forgive you. This is all just one big misunderstanding. Madison: And If he doesn't? What if he and Nate wants me gone? Out of Revolution Inc.? The limo came to a stop in front of the hospital where Gentleman Jack was staying. Dennis: You should already know the answer to that.

This story begins during the final hour of Devil's Night 2016, and concludes on January 5th, 2017. A special thanks to Gentleman Jack, Versus, Dennis Black, Seb Abbot, and Dustin White for making this possible. Most of the content is not safe for work, please be advised. I "You made a fool out of both of us. You know that, don't you?" Dennis Black said in annoyance as he leaned his head back to rest against the warm leather coated seat of Madison’s limousine, his arms crossed stubbornly. Madison continued to stare at the arena as their vehicle traveled farther and farther away until it was no longer visible. The duo were on their way to visit Gentleman Jack, who had all but died in the ring early on during the Pay Per View. Madison rolled her eyes. "Oh please, Leon is an old fool. A dishonest old fool.” she scoffed. “He was mad about K.D. and took it out on you. Nothing more, nothing less.” She was seated next to Dennis, one hand resting on her knee, the other wrapped firmly around the glass of champagne she had poured herself. The sound of Devil’s Night’s main event could be heard on the tablet that occupied the space between them. "Maybe so, but I hardly think Leon’s sudden growth of balls is a coincidence. He attacked me after my match with Pugh and gave the belt to you. Only days after he tells his wife you two slept together. What am I supposed to think?” Young Douglas asked. "That he wants what's yours. The title, among other things. We are practically a younger version of he and Alex during the time when he was on top. Only we are more united and successful than they ever were. This is nothing more than another case of an OCW star using me to get in your head. You, Dennis Black are completely transparent," Madison retorted. “If anyone even so much as looks at me, you're glaring. Like that one fan you threatened to Kick in the face. Not that I minded...he was mexican.” Dennis: That was completely different! Dennis defended himself angrily: And it wasn't because he was Mexican. That dirty old man didn't have to ogle you. He deserved the stares. And don't pretend as if I'm the only transparent one. Madison: Okay, so maybe he wasn't Mexican. But Sophia is. She's Mexican AND finds it entertaining to flirt with my boyfriend all night to get under my skin. She's lucky we’re stablemates, otherwise I'd give that jumping bean a piece of my mind. Madison huffed as she took another sip of her champagne. To her dismay, their limo hit a pothole and caused a small splash of the clear liquid to spill over onto the red fabric of her dress. She glared first at the little round stain it was creating, and then at the front of the limo. If looks could kill, the driver would be dead. Madison: For the love of Versus! "Kneesus Christ!," Dennis said in annoyance before pressing the intercom button. "Excuse me, can you please try and avoid the potholes that are the size of Porker Nevins?" "I'm sorry, King Black," the young man said with a heavy Scottish accent. "I will be more careful." "Thank you," Dennis responded shortly before turning his attention back to Madison. Dennis: Boyfriend? Madison: What? Dennis: Called me your boyfriend. Madison: I did no such thing. And if I did...you're a friend, that's a man. So technically I wasn't wrong. I'm never wrong. White is right. Dennis: Uh huh...

Urban Tre, the only thing I cook is sizzling hot news.

Our scene opens on the desk of Rush TV’s highest rated nightly cable news show, Cox News. As always, the lovely and talented Madison Cox helms the desk. Coming off of her historic victory at the Hall of Fame Award show, the 2016 Heel of the year has shown up to work bright and early! Though she awaits her Hall of Fame ring, she’s focused on delivering stiff Cox news. What controversial topic is on the tip of the Cox tonight? Stay tuned to find out! Madison: Tonight on Cox News, scandal rocks OCW. We here at Cox News have obtained an exclusive audio recording of what appears to be Gentleman Jack, along with an unnamed male friend, entertaining the wife of former OCW superstar...no, was never a superstar. Let’s just call him a former employee, Jimmy Henry. Madison: Sources tell us “Jimmy decided to meet up with the cancerous five, leaving his wife at home in the hands of one Gentleman Jack. Dustin, being the stand up guy that he is, wanted in but Jack wasn’t having any of it.” Madison shifts her weight to face a different camera. Madison: Now I must warn you, this audio recording may be a bit graphic. I have not listened to it yet, so we will all be experiencing this live. Ladies and Gentleman, this is why we are Rush TV’s second highest rated program, after Turmoil. Click here for The scandalous recording. We return from the commercial break with Madison looking horrified. Her guest, Kassidy Hayes looks more than pleased. Well...not as pleased as Gentleman Jack surely was. Madison looks to Hayes and shakes her head. Madison: As someone in a committed domestic partnership, I feel she has set women back for years to come. I can’t imagine doing such a thing behind Dennis’s back. Life on the road as an OCW star is hard enough. I expect the talents to cheat, not the other spouse! Kassidy Hayes: Shameful, really. But let’s be real here, Madison. When you’re married to a guy like that, you’re often left unfulfilled and empty. Well that ain’t the case anymore is it?! Jack filled her right up. Madison: I.. Kassidy: Let me tell you about the first time I met Jimmy’s wife. It was Wrestlution Ten's all fan axxess event, and for whatever reason...This woman was in a alley outside Wendy’s with Tank! Tank tried to get him some but then remembered she wasn’t a guy! Madison: But how is that...isn’t Tank… Kassidy: Maybe she’s the reason Tank turned to men? Madison: Kassidy...we only relay credible news on this show, like this recording. Kassidy: When you gonna let Doug smash, B? Madison’s face turns red and she quickly has Kass’s mic cut. Madison: Anyway! That’s all the time we have for this edition of Cox news. If you or someone you know is an unfaithful Scottish wife, Cox news can help. Please check our affiliate below. Kass stands up and walks away from the broadcast table, asking for rare bbq chips. Madison shakes her head in annoyance before looking back to the camera. She flashes a smile as episode two comes to a close. http://i.imgur.com/S5SODVJ.jpg

Yes jackson! You are also a rookie that became a hall of famer!!!!

Even from the bottom of a brown bag covered 40oz bottle, Mr. sensation has made the proper decision (minus the song). Your Queen accepts your apology in advance and thanks you.

Ladies and gentleman, As 2017 steadily approaches; I would like for you all to take a moment to remember what left the biggest impression on all of you and this company. Go on, I'll wait. Me. Anyway, with my superior intellect, I turned a rookie into a main eventer. Take a look at Dennis Black. A man who had no theme music for his first two matches is now a dual champion. My services come with superior scouting reports on all of your opponents and the honor of having me walk you to the ring...among other things. In 2017, the Cox experiment continues! I will potentially select one lucky rookie to take under my wing and build them into a star. Could YOU be the next member of Team Cox? Stay tuned. Queen Madison

At the end of the day, rookies are given the chance to sink, doggy paddle, or swim. Dennis chose to swim (against the current, and not even in his own lane) and has left mounds of salt in his wake. Unfortunate, but expected. Everything he's accomplished in his rookie season was done under the supervision and rules created by other people. No rules were broken. He overachieved when he wasn't wanted or supposed to. it happens. For Smythe to say the match isn't legitimate is mere trolling from a man who can't string together three wins in a row on three different episodes of Riot, never mind the very same episode. My client's foot being smythe's ass doesn't prevent him from speaking.. One of Doug's few Rookie mistakes. Next time i will instruct him to leave the foot in smythe's mouth. What confuses me more than why we allow this half a fa- ..... retard to even speak on subjects that have little to do with him is how he managed to let someone inside of him on a regular basis. My only answer is someone was looking for a green card or the mail order variety. Maybe it was a make a wish thing. The moral of the story is Dennis earned his spot, and that even a retard can get married. happy holidays

We have no idea what you mean. Young Douglas credited Jackson, Kass, Malu, and Pugh with rehabilitated the Turmoil title. And no one cheered because the xbox people would have liked to see the Ps4 side fail. Hello....why do you think they didn't mind when we had a fake world title and corrupt booking... I mean don't get me wrong, we still have some cancerous cells to get rid of in order to completely heal. But that would require Jay to remove his panties and find his boxers before making some difficult decisions. We here at Cox news hope you remember where Turmoil came from, where it is now, and what it could be. I'll be working on a documentary titled 'Turmoil: Year one', with a spinoff titled 'Turmoil: Fall of the ̶T̶u̶r̶m̶o̶i̶l̶ Terminal Five' Stay tuned!

The deliverance of unexpected Cox often leaves me speechless, or full. We here at Cox news appreciate your support, H20!

Cox News: Episode 1 http://i.imgur.com/iWXHKiR.png Our scene opens inside the recently formed News Division of Rush TV. The most downloaded woman in OCW history, Madison Cox sits at the news desk as our feed goes live. Madison: Too urban. Madison: It's a phrase that's been bandied about in the halls of OCW for months thanks to yours truly. Need I remind you that there are people in this company that have been here for over five years and have yet to say anything that is remembered. Madison: However, after the events of Devil's Night we have to ask ourselves, what happened to a generation of black stars? Why are there no role models for african american children on Rush TV? Why? Because of the inherent laziness of the black wrestler! Madison looks up as a representative from Rush TV literally faints. She blinks before looking back to the camera. Madison: Devil's Night serves as a stark reminder that while they're jooking...see what I did there? Jooking and jiving antics may be entertaining, it's simply fact that a black wrestler can't be trusted in the spotlight of a company such as OCW. Take for example one Jookie Marley. http://www.ocwfed.tv/roster/2k17/Jookie_Marley2k17.png Madison’s weight shifts to face a different camera. A picture of Jookie appears behind her. She flashes a million dollar smile. Madison: A 5 tool star in every respect except for his racial handicap. On a night when Jookie could have showcased his talents what did he do? I assume he was smoking marijuana, drinking cheap malt liquor, and intimidating good, hard working, Caucasian women like myself. He certainly couldn't be found in Detroit, and trust me, it's not hard to find a black man in Detroit http://www.ocwfed.tv/roster/2k16/Tre_Golden2k16.png Madison shifts her weight to the previous camera angle. A picture of Tre Golden appears on the screen. Madison: Not enough proof? Then let's look at the recent struggles of one Tre Golden. Mr. Golden, once thought to be a bright spot in the future of the company, is now relegated to buying a ticket like every other Joe Nobody watching tonight. Why? Ineptitude, laziness, no work ethic, and no respect for their betters. Madison: The 5% Nation is yet another example. While they should be studying for their GED, they attack an innocent, hardworking american like Gentleman Jack. Do we do anything about it?! http://www.ocwfed.tv/roster/2k17/Bray_Spurs2k17.png Madison: Or what about the Broken one, Bray? A former member of the backstage political power house known as the ‘Turmoil Five’ was once touted as the future of Turmoil, only to run into...erm… Madison looks to her left, asking why the producers are losing their minds. Madison: Okay! We’ll say that he developed some mental...issues, due to folding under the stress of one Mr. Sensation handing him the world on a silver platter. The weight was too much, and it crushed his brain. Madison: The sheer volume of gross negligence, incompetence, an unamerican values these “men” display every week disgusts me. Their demeaning of women, drug use, and foul language have no place in a modern society. No, these self proclaimed “savages” can come to reception desk here at Hard Cox News and claim their free ticket back to Africa. Madison: It's time to wake up America. No more shall our sweet, innocent children be forced to watch these thugs and animals pollute our airwaves each and every week. Still don't believe me? Then I have one word for you America. http://www.ocwfed.tv/roster/2k17/Smythe_D_Wonder2k17.png Madison: Smythe. Madison: The news isn't all bad viewers. Through my tireless efforts I've proven that with the guidance of strong, free willed, independent white woman, that the average black wrestler can achieve greatness. If you simply look at Dennis Black, you will see, white is right. Let Dennis Black stand as a shining beacon in the dark for every black youth out there today. A picture of the most polarizing duo in OCW history appears on the screen. http://www.ocwfed.tv/roster/2k17/Dennis_Black2k17.png Madison: Also viewers, if you call our 800 number now and donate just $20 towards the Hard Cox News “Send Em All But Dennis Black Back To Africa” pledge drive we'll send you this lovely hand woven tote bag made by my own personal Vietnamese child workforce with my smiling face on it. Won't you call now? Madison: Cox News, signing off! Madison looks to the production crew, who are simply staring at her...

This only strengthens my argument that my King should have been involved in the tournament to crown a lightweight Champion. The EX Division was our main reason for coming to Riot. Well, aside from his man crush.... http://pre00.deviantart.net/ef41/th/pre/i/2014/017/f/b/please_notice_me_senpai________by_kixame-d72lyzd.png

Far too much time has been spent arguing, and not enough about my attire. Discuss!

working with Pugh and recently bobby has been great. I think the duo of Doug and I have come pretty far. A highlight of my first year here has been Madison verbally squaring off with Pugh. Part of me wishes we had another week, so Pugh could have screwed Dennis in a match with Bobby. Or who knows, maybe Pugh will cause havoc on Turmoil go home show. (Shameless plug for the perfect circle b) The match with Ding and Pugh was fun. Eating five super kicks was amazing to see. Appreciative that Pugh allowed the cut scene. Helps the title feud without taking away from the good match with Ding. But yea, Its been great working with Pugh. It won't happen often for new people, but if he's willing to take the time, take it. My stuff with Pugh is pretty much done for now, it's just good to see Dennis squirm in anticipation. Part of me wants Pugh to make him wait until deadline, but a Whiney Doug could become a dead Doug. I'm sick and don't have the patience for all that. I do like the idea of Pugh being able to potentially spoil another perfect circle. We will see. The Queen always takes an interest in a Prince who is now an interloper in her lands. Just remember, you are a guest. I would hate for you to garner any unwanted attention from The Crown. I'm also told this dance thing called the ‘dab’ has made its way to our shores and may give cobra unstoppable power. Be careful, interloper. I am highly offended H20 calls himself the head rookie when I manage the rookie of a lifetime. The clear rookie of the year, for at least another month or so.(I expect that plaque to be pink) Keep up the good work h20. I may take on a new client in 2017. One rookie per season seems manageable. The TKF match hurt my soul. Because I heard the “yeeeeeeeea denega!!’ From far away as the Match was being done. I will say that even though they are a team of spot monkeys, Prince was dead on that their chemistry is good. I've watched A team matches, and I cannot say they are A Team good after only two matches. But TKF is gonna be a problem for years to come. They do quick tags and isolated Jackson. That's all this was. So, don't take it to heart. This wasn't a skill thing at all. It was a match up nightmare, and they came in with a game plan. Avoid KD. Literally, word for word. That was the plan, and it was executed. Dust yourselves off and get back on the task at hand. KD, I expect you bring the North American title to my altar. Jackson…..bring me a………….hashtag from Lee’s soul? ( I tried) Dinsmore and minio / kass and Dupree. It's good to see the purge, Union, and skwad harassing someone other than rev inc. I hope kass wins. I have interest in competing for best hair ever again. Dimsmore and Cereal felt like a ppv match. Riot keeps giving shit away for free. Kinda eehh on the hospital reveal, and I mean no disrespect by that at all. It's definitely a boost for the purge ‘sticks’ wise. But for me, it felt kinda lukewarm because I think this is the second return or reveal of this character in some in a single calendar year, even if it's two different season. I could be wrong. Just feels like he's come back twice in 2016. I was hoping for Valmont or a reborn Michael Hollywood, since he gets shit on so much. The watering hole battle is a nice twist. Poor Drago. I don't think I've seen him not compete sat a ppv since I've been here. I hope you all can fill that void. Drago puts on good matches ….and is a knight representing the Queen. I hope cactus is on the ball. This may be sensation’s only involvement with a turmoil segment all season!! Don't waste this chance cactus. You have no idea….none….how prepared I was to call bs on a mystery opponent for the OCW Title taking the final match spot over Pugh and Dennis, literally a clash of generations with extremely high stakes. Like the turmoil roster could be screwed if Doug loses. “What on earth is it! Who! Why?! It better not be revealed in the WH.” Then Nate Ortiz came out. And it all made sense, and I was satisfied with the wait. Well done. I can be wrong once in a blue half quarter moon, sue me. Dunno who to cheer for. I like both characters. But the plans of my character are affected by this match. Interesting to see, since this is their first battle. A dream match for me is binding Doug to a chair during a Pepperton vs dimsmore match. Not a dive or flip to be found will break his Indy loving heart. I'm still invested in the sin vs Canada angle. But for me, sin needs to come up short again again and realize he's only human. Which leads to him teaming up with graves or tsunami. I think the main event went as expected. Drago may damn near go undefeated this season. He had mess thab five singles losses yea? And no, I don't count three ways and four ways as a loss unless you get pinned in them. Dragos record was insane last season. I've got my eye on five characters this season to see which can go the longest workout suffering a one on one loss. It was a good win for the Hunter, but if not for the post match segment this didn't really belong as a show ender. Limbs tell a different tale, but there was no chance of an upset. Apologies if I missed anything. I'm sure his Douglasness will weigh in.

Maf

Like Jay.

Douglas may actually get a hug. Like, a clothed one.

Not as dark as Smythe. Gosh...I crack myself up. Riots tag match better. Feels like this needed a reshoot. Butcher is slow as fuck But patient . Once he gets ahold of you it can get pretty ugly...like joe's hair. Props to Dustin. I know a defeat like this would have demoralized most. Declined the offer of a reshoot and did a rp that explains the loss. Walked it right off. G club members are the mvp. That announcement at the end was a surprise. I don't like being caught off guard...my character will lose her mind. But as a fan and someone that doesn't actually have to compete in this match, it's now the match I am Most excited for. Jackson and Austin are becomming a blood feud. Makes me wish KD was on ps4 so you all could tag against influence. The King's promo followed by the way he won...