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Madison Cox

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  1. speaking of the precious 19-0 record....
  2. The key to having such great success against OCW's vets is having a blond that reminds you to avoid taking too many unnecessary hits...because all the Hall of Famers have bad knees and get tired rather quickly...or got to the hall of fame by being on their knees like Casey Paine.
  3. I demand this be photoshopped with the correct logo and used on the cover of OCW magazine.
  4. Dragana???? How did I miss that? I don't like it. Don't support it. Can't happen.
  5. As the leader of a group that had another clean sweep, i can safely say that H20 did his best Atlanta Falcons impersonation. (out of character: Awesome job h20!!!!)
  6. All this black on black violence on Turmoil during Black History Month... hardcore Hudsy
  7. The Royal Knee is reserved for the urban food stamp covered jaw of RD Money this weekend. Perhaps if Mr. Graves catches my attention by doing something interesting like breaking Dupree's back..., i will allow Dennis to super kick him. Perhaps! http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/f/ff/X-Ray_to_the_jaw.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111015002902
  8. Too urban.
  9. So....about that big black gorilla
  10. Get this man booked!
  11. Just not sexually. Get to the second page, peasants.
  12. http://www.crystaldentalcentre.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Drink-Through-A-Straw-320x320-320x280.jpeg?i=34288http://
  13. The Mexican isn't just 'anyone'. How dare you even address me? This is why we need Jim Crow laws to make a come back. You'd be hanging from a tree for sassing me in such a way. Besides, someone with the second best hair and moveset in ocw shouldn't be allowed to throw shade. You need to worry about the former King of the savage era not raping you before breaking your arm, while I tend to the current King of the savage era. The Black King.
  14. Oh I just wanted you to say My King is top tier across two brands. Mission accomplished. <3 Also undefeated.
  15. Also, I'm not sure what the hoopla is and all of this celebration for Baker. Him being good isn't anything new. This just shows you guys aren't paying attention. Why wasn't there this much elation when he beat Pugh at 450? Why put more stock in a close call with someone that has close to the same amount of experience as him than a win over the guy who Main evented Lution 10?
  16. This comment confuses me because I am slightly racist and super homophobic. While you may not be brown...I thought it was common knowledge you've been with more men than Alex Robinson when Leon is away. At most, Nathan would be doing Madison's hair or nails.
  17. That's an excellent attitude to have.
  18. Full time pay, part time schedule. It's good to be the Queen.
  19. You mean Coonadian, yea?
  20. I'm always willing to help. Might be best. Would hate to see Tiffany as a widow...
  21. Nathan doesn't have a A game. Or a B game. C game at most. ....Hep C
  22. Madison stretches as she awakens from her sleep. Just another morning of her ‘extended’ stay in the psych ward. The same drab eggshell colored walls, the same stale smell, the same cold tiled floor. In her boredom over the past few weeks, she decided to dress up the place by ordering a few fancy and expensive vases of flowers for herself. On a nearby tray was a meticulously arranged pile of hospital cubed fruit salad, topped with chopped up Hershey's miniatures that she coaxed a hospital food service worker into bringing her. A “Homemade” Edible Arrangement, if you will. She walks over to the observation glass and peers through to see what's going on. The plexiglass is still stained with a reminder of Eerie Sunshine’s visit, aka HIV juice. A doctor walks into the observation room, and waits for the ‘all clear’ to enter Madison's hospital room. Once inside, he looks around. Doctor: I see you've made yourself at home, Madison. Madison: Well someone had to. Being stuck in here can make a perfectly sane girl go mad! I mean really, who sleeps on hospital sheets like these? What thread count are they, like 25?? Doctor: Well…uh Glad to see that you're feeling somewhat like yourself again. Doctor: Anyways, I'm here to let you know that you've finally been cleared to be discharged today. The psychologists have concluded that you seem to be in a much better and no longer pose a threat to yourself. Also, your emergency contact has given the ok and they will be here to pick you up shortly. Madison: I’ve been cleared?? Well thank GOD- (she stops herself from another possible mistake) thank ‘goodness’, it's about time! I thought this was only going to be a 72 hour stay- it's been weeks now!! Doctor: We had to make sure all bases were covered, ma’am. Madison: Yeah, ok… And wait, you said my emergency contact is coming? Who, VERSUS? (Madison scoffs). The doctor briefly flips through his papers. Doctor: Oh… No Ms. Cox, I thought you knew… I'm so sorry to tell you like this but, Versus passed away a few days ago. I'm so sorry ma'am. We had to get in touch with your second emergency contact, Dennis Black. Madison's eyes widen. She covers her mouth to hold back her initial reaction and pretends to cough. Madison: (Cough) OH! REALLY? (COUGH COUGH) Such a shame! Oh my (cough), thank goodness for friends like Dennis Black. Thank you for delivering that news to me with such care, doctor. I think I'll be okay. The doctor nods and leaves as Madison gathers her things. She changes, stuffs her couture vases in her suitcase, and takes one last bite of her homemade hospital chocolate and fruit arrangement. The doctor greets her at her room again and walks her out through the observation room, down the hall and up to the elevator. He hands her the discharge papers. Doctor: Do take care of yourself, Ms. Cox. Go home and relax. Madison nods: Oh don't worry doctor, I'm feeling just fine. Madison enters the elevator with her rolling suitcase and leans against the wall as the door closes. Once the elevator has clearly left the psych ward floor, she lets loose the laughter she could barely hold back before.
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  23. How dare you, Bruh - 17?! Doesn't Need Madison? Madison helped him. Hellloooooooo! You don't fix what isn't broken. He dominates the ring and she sets the board. And besides, with recent events and Lution season on the horizon.... The White Queen needs to keep the Black King focused on the pieces before him.
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