Pugh

Lution has no clicks cos we all in church b.

#PUGH2016 failed due to lobbyists. There was a feeling by certain staff members that there was "nothing wrong" with Turmoil. This led me to compare Turmoil to the fracking debate. You might say there's nothing wrong with it, but there must be a reason I can set fire to "safe" water.

If you wanna cover yourself in shit, KD could probably just give you some manure from the garden.

It's 12pm in Lution City - Santa Clara, California. A camera feed is live on OCWFED.com, collecting establishing shots of the building before its full to the rafters with thousands of screaming OCW fans. As the camera jets around the venue, we notice a figure sat, Indian style, in the centre of the ring. We cut to a different camera where it becomes clear the figure is none other than your World Heavyweight Champion Paul Pugh. As the shot gets tighter, we can see Pugh is already in his ring gear for the evening - albeit with shorts and a Hausofhoot.com shirt covering the final product. He looks calm, almost meditative, as he gazes straight up at the stage. The World Title belt sits in front of him - glistening in the midday sun. Pugh looks to be in a daze - as focussed as he's ever been. Tonight is the biggest night in his career... In OCW history - and he's ready to go. He notices the camera to the side of him, and mouths something in the direction of the cameraman, who continues to shoot Kid Ego. Pugh isn't happy at being disturbed, and hops to his feet, immediately pushing the cameraman off the apron. An audible "Fuck off" can be heard in his distinctive English accent as we cut back out to a full stadium shot - barely making out the cameraman and Pugh's altercation still going on at ringside

You made Chicken Salad outta Chicken Diarrhea

Welp. Pam

Sub board will be up this afternoon at some point, because I'm gonna pester Jay until its done

Yeah this ain't riot. You been flapping gums how tank beating you was a fluke/borked stats. Show us you're right

Every 8 minutes. Or weekly, depending on content

Don't get it twisted, I didn't ask for a new show, but the brief is slightly different than a regular show, so that's why it's interesting to me. The theory for the 2 main events is easy, they both have legitimate 'heat' and they could both be barn burners. Or shit the bed. Few big matches coming if this experiment works

We both know you're gonna be the only one watching this show. Same as the rest

Stooging again b

The elgatos are like 99 bones if you guys wanna go cap card. Might do it myself shortly

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Pfft we didn't fund this shit. hausofhoot.com does not in any way, shape or form support the current Turmoil administration. Any further mentions of Hausofhoot.com without consent and in conjunction with subpar products will be met with swift legal action by Mr Sam Silverstein and his associates. Our lawyers are watching.

It's a timeshare on the island of BTU on the ocean of thirst

Jay retained because Leon is a dummy

Lution 9 had that stip on me vs Parker I think

Wouldn't be lution without a control of the company match right?

It's Sean merch dummy. It could literally say anything on it, the point is its Sean merch, and that's where the RP begins.

There's something OCW should know about me. I always mark out for Space Jam

It means you gotta show more dick kid. The ladies (and the gaydies) need more dick on the show

Only Leon can post a 600 word essay on why he loves somebody and then accidentally bury the guy at the same time.

A man who knows no fear. A man who knows no wins. Come together to talk for an eternity about the state of OCW. Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BACpAsalbY8 Audio Version Click to hear

Thousands of guests arrive to lend their voices to whatever the fuck match we watched this week. Listen in horror as Knox vs Hallows is watched, swears are uttered and B-17 puts himself over #PUGH2016 This episode is brought to you by HAUS OF FUCKIN' HOOT - T-Shirts, jeggings and whatever the hell else we sell. Click to listen you animal