Pugh

Y'all better pray I don't go 2012 HHH and bring back a giant man with dyed black hair and questionable joints (RIP Parker Stevens) to fuck you all up

Bobby your logic is terrible. The only way to earn anything in OCW is to win every match and quickly as possible. This is why you fail. Cody, while we're on the subject, how can you claim to have earned anything... You just had to piggyback a bombshell match because nobody wants to work with you. Real talk.

Ahh the leaked Anna Mosity topless pics

eat a dick

The worst riot in living memory. You're all terrible.

The "original deal" was the signing of the actual match. You'll note that there was no case of cash, which is usually present in an A-Team buying off promo. That was the subtle difference.

I'd like to amend my comments at the end. Most recently was Aces and Eights

The following was recorded Friday Night at an OCW Live Event in Sacramento, California after C4 defeated the enhancement team of SalvationNATION. Paul Pugh: Ladies and Gentlemen this is your Champion speaking... The crowd boo him as he launches the title onto his shoulder with an epic amount of gusto. Both he and Mugen are wearing similar body paint to the sort seen on Riot this past week. Pugh: Firstly...thank you for coming out tonight... The crowd pop for him Pugh: ...see, spending a night away from home on Valentine's Day would usually be an awful affair. I'm glad that I can come to this arena and help all of you neck beard virgins fill up your seedy little wank banks... The crowd turn on him again Pugh: Now shut your holes and listen to what I have to say. Dimsmore. Leon. A Team... It concerns you all. Mugen takes a microphone himself Mugen: A-Team. What happened on Riot, that was just a taste of what we can do. Don't think for a second that we're done with you or your titles... can I get a Holla? Pugh: Holla? Mugen: That's what I'm sayin! Pugh looks confused... Pugh: Quite. Dimsmore. You can dig all the graves you want, when you walk into The Clash, I hold all the cards. I'm the World Champion because there isn't a man, woman or child capable of taking this title off me. Do yourself a favour and stay away from The Clash, you've already got concussion - I'd hate to be in the dock for kicking you to death. I'd hate to be the one comforting old Lacy Love with a side order of ego-mayo... thats classy right Mugen? Mugen nods as Boos ring out around the Sacramento arena Pugh: A-team... like Mugen said. A whisker... you held on by a whisker. Next time... and there will be a next time. You will not be that lucky. See once I have an idea in my head, I don't stop until I have it in my hands. The tag team titles are the last bastion... they require conquering and we proved the other night that we're more than up for the challenge... Sacramento... Pugh and Mugen raise their hands one last time in victory Pugh: I hope somebody nukes this place and your children are all orphaned or deformed on the drive home. Thanks for coming out... oh and Leon. We're taking over. Pugh and Mugen fist bump EXPLODE in the ring as "Can't Kill Us" by Glitch Mob starts up and the lights go out one last time.

If Jay returns from prison rapping his own theme song I'll shit my pants.

Cody Storm: No Leon, I'm sorry you thought we were more - I said road wife as a joke... Leonheart: How can you end it like this Cody? After all we had? I LOVED YOU!! *sniff* Leonheart bursts into tears as the OCW locker room looks on. The camera swings to the side to one Parker Stevens who is visiting friends. Parker shakes his head, disgusted at what OCW has become and immediately takes his leave. The scene fades with Leon on his knees, grasping at Cody's singlet, desperately trying to expose the dirty dreidel.

It's tough to keep your eyes on a match with Gibbs' balls in the way

So... We done discussing? I'll go in. I ain't know what main event you hoes watched but Mugen FUCKED SHIT UP. I managed to botch the breakup (due to some epic work on the part 2K's button mapping sensitivity), otherwise we had that match courtesy of his china ass. Booby continues to impress, the same people continue to flake and I still scratch my head every time I have to format an Austin Lee promo. MORE ON THE DESK

How dare you. The Power name has a lineage like no other. Only the greatest African wrestlers carry the Power moniker, and only two have ever appeared in OCW. A truly world class name to carry

Id like to apologise in advance for the beating I give dimsy whimsy

We're enveloped by the symbiote of awesomeness. Don't hate, Create.

Find out what i thought about your shitty 1 star segment this week on OCW'S THE DESK

Bless You

Riot is now fully up. Enjoy maggots. I'd like Mugen to post because I need to mark out his shift remix of the entrance theme. Fits perfectly and you can all eat my dick, because we always steal the show (and your gimmick/girlfriend)

You're a slightly sensitive grown man tho. Leon is clearly a perpetually menstrating bitch

How dare you tyro! Lace up your boots. It's fighting time

Sorry I can't appreciate the comments of someone who deleted the whole community off his XBL.

you ain't never put nobody over mayhem

I legit didn't see it until i checked for it on the desk. I'll add it some place

Clash of the tituns?

Put it in the right place honky!