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[The screen fades back from the commercial break and returns to its scheduled programming in Tuesday Night Riot. The camera cuts to a black limousine pulling into the back parking dropping off two men. The camera pans and zooms in to the bottom of the limousine, showing the expensive leather shoes of an older man as he stepped out of the vehicle. As the camera’s lens goes up the mans finely tailored suit and to his chest, the shirt of which was left mostly unbuttoned to proudly display his massive, intricate, traditional tattoos, it was by now obvious that Mr. Yamaguchi and Unbeatable MATSUDA were paying Riot a visit.]

 

SCAGGS: Well what do we have here? Another visitor from Ambition?

 

POLING: Great! These rookies have been up to no good every time they show up on this show...

 

[After Mr. Yamaguchi stepped out, an elaborately dressed MATSUDA stepped out, holding the top of his head to keep the headdress that veiled his face steady. The men headed past the boiler room and into the backstage area.]

 

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[Later on in the night, after another commercial, the camera cuts to MATSUDA and Mr. Yamaguchi backstage, looking for an interviewer. Stacy Clark happened to be walking by, having just finished up an interview with someone else, only to be snatched by the wrist by the deceptively strong Mr. Yamaguchi.]

 

SCAGGS: Looks like our Asian Invasion is continuing.

 

POLING: Isn’t that the name of the porno you just watched before the show? Don’t try to take creative credit for that phrase.

 

SCAGGS: Well I guess I’ll have to come clean there...

 

YAMAGUCHI: You! Woman! Unbeatable MATSUDA has something to say and he demands to be interviewed.

 

CLARK: Um... err... okay?

 

[stacy obviously still confused, holds the OCW issued microphone to the veiled face of MATSUDA. Mr. Yamaguchi slaps her hand and places the microphone to his own mouth.]

 

YAMAGUCHI: If the Spider wishes to speak with you, he surely will. I will speak for him.

 

[Mr. Yamaguchi directs the shaky cameraman to focus in on he and MATSUDA, who stood with his arms crossed and face covered.]

 

YAMAGUCHI: As the views of OCW should know by now, Unbeatable MATSUDA’s glorious introduction to the people of the United States was ruined last Sunday because of the actions of a fat, disgusting, savage. This dishonor will not be tolerated!

 

[MATSUDA shakes his head to signify ‘no’]

 

YAMAGUCHI: While Unbeatable MATSUDA is fearless and powerful, he is also ruthlessly intelligent, and while he knows that he could destroy the savage by himself, he has chosen to use this occasion to strike alliances with those with experience in this country.

 

[MATSUDA nods.]

 

YAMAGUCHI: Which brings us to the Riot promotion for the first of many times. Unbeatable MATSUDA has studied your roster and has taken particular interest in the group known as ‘The Darkside’. The Spider sees that they understand that there is strength in numbers and as such, your group would be a powerful ally.

 

CLARK: So... what are you trying to say?

 

YAMAGUCHI: What he is trying to say is that Unbeatable MATSUDA expresses interest in joining this Darkside. Looking at the members of this team, he sees no reason why he would not be welcome among them--even noticing that one of them is the famous Korean wrestler, Yung Jook. To appease the leader of this group, Mr. Smythe Dawonder, MATSUDA has made a rare gesture, making an honorary face paint in the image of this fearless leader.

 

[MATSUDA removes his headdress, revealing this extremely racist, blackface paint design, with a serious grin on his face. He grabs the full attention of the camera and shouts.]

 

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MATSUDA: ARRU BURACKU EBERYSHING!

 

[And spits his green mist into the camera, knocking its holder to the ground, the camera fades to black.]

 

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(ARRU BURACKU EBERYSHING: “Engrish’ for All Black Everything)

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AHAHAHAHAHA.....I love this guy.

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I would say if you're going to do promo which relate to Riot then you would be better submitting them for Riot itself. It's my understanding that the point of Ambition is that you don't feature on Riot and thusly your RPs should be directed at Ambition.

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I would say if you're going to do promo which relate to Riot then you would be better submitting them for Riot itself. It's my understanding that the point of Ambition is that you don't feature on Riot and thusly your RPs should be directed at Ambition.

 

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I would say if you're going to do promo which relate to Riot then you would be better submitting them for Riot itself. It's my understanding that the point of Ambition is that you don't feature on Riot and thusly your RPs should be directed at Ambition.

 

It was really more of a joke than anything, I didn't mean for it to be serious or on Riot. Happy MLK Day guys.

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1. That character was based on me.

 

2. I'm actually giving advice that makes sense rather than jizzing myself because we have a rookie that doesn't break his leg when he tries to type.

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[23:39] locoNY911: You get solace in the fact you arent a fuck up.

 

2k9's better than 2k8. Like being shot in the knee is better than being shot in the head. - Guy Fausto

[18:40] locoNY911: I mostly aggree with your statements

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