Wrestlution 6!!

[Mr.Sensation]

Theres a part in my match (i probably fucked it up) with a speech, i was debating on putting THE FIRE, but i stopped myself. I had that song on rotation while i toiled to the wee hours.

 

lols glad you enjoyed.

[Jacob Trance]

The Trance Review: Wrestling Hangover Version

 

 

So I got home at 3am last night and watches Wrestlution. Surely this improved my opinion of it, maybe, maybe not, who cares? No doubt someone is going to be offended by this review, so if you're easily offended, do not read.

 

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The show opens with a nice little touch of pyro which I was hoping would be used for the show, my hopes are answered and the capacity crowd are electrified.

 

Greatness returns, looking like he's been working out with Dr. Dre, he cuts the Rock promo and then a gimp in blue comes out to put a beating on him. However the Greatness Gospel is being delivered with the psalm of ass woopings. Unfortunately Pato turns up as does Matsuda and they put the hurting onto RD Money. Ass attack, and by god it's all over! Guess not, they're not done and just keep beating up RD on his return.

 

Jookie come sto us through the fog, yes, it's fog... He's not getting high on live TV, honest. Pretty nice RP from him to be honest, it was different compared to his usual work and obviously had some work put into it, so good job Jookster.

 

Over the Top Rope Ambition Rush

 

Time for the Over the Top Rope Rookie Rush, in which the entrances almost out lasted the match. I'm going to just give you the order of eliminations, LIVIN' IN AMERICAAAAA! If he dies, he dies. Illuminati's music is pretty bad ass, it has that mysterious feel to it, then when it breaks into the Lotus theme I feel kind of let down, but it's definetly a heel theme. Carson Black out now, I mean Aaron Walker, the Texas Rose aiming to be the first full on normal cowboy to have a victory at Wrestlution, he's swinging from the get go. Out crawls... Shredder from Ninja Turtles? Nope, it's Shamu, with possibly the creepiest music ever.

 

Darkside theme, they're still around? Well, he has his name tattoo'd on his own chest, and the recorder got bored and forgot to keep moving the stick. Don't blame you, it's a loooooong bunch of entrances dude. LIGHTS! ROCKSTAR! CHECK THE CROWD REACTION! Dorien, Arnaud. He's my pick to win this, let's hope it actually happens huh? Just wish he'd edit up the Canadian flag on his attire so he just has the Canadian Maple Leaf on it, I think it'd look better.

 

Little bit of lag, but it's to be expected with six people in the match, which also means it's going to be quite messy, bodies everywhere so far. I hate tyler's with the fist of fury, they're such a cock, even when they're not intentional. Targetting was obviously an issue in this match but I don't think anyone expected any different to be honest.

 

Quite far into this with no eliminations, I'm shocked, truly. I made myself a sandwhich and came back to no eliminations, and an STFNate locked in on Illuminati. SKIN THE CAT! But not that time, Shamu has been eliminated! Skin the cat! Who's gone next? Skin the cat! slick looking to get a finisher off. Aaron Walker meanwhile fights off Damien Kain to remain in the match, Aaron smashes Y trying to hit his finisher, heals, then gets another finisher before.... ATOMIC DROP! Note: Do not leave the match even if you lose, it causes a bit of lag and people need to wait awhile.

 

#1 Shamulua (Dorien Arnaud + Aaron Walker) #2 Illuminati (Aaron Walker) #3 Aaron Walker (Slick Johnson) #4 Slick Johnson (Dorien Arnaud + Damien Kain) #5 Damien Kain (Dorien Arnaud)

 

Winner of the match, and with the most eliminations: Dorien Arnaud.

 

Snowflakes: ***** It's a battle royal over the top, it was never going to be pretty. but it got the job done.

 

A most likely good D-Jack RP, but I felt uncomfortable reading about his depression and such being blamed on the guy who actually is legit depressed, kind of harsh, but good one none the less. Will he win the EX title later on?

 

KD is up next, he's going to refrain from using the (Jim) Black Rack on Jookie because he wants to destroy him by spearing him, I don't know, I think bending the little man in half on your shoulders is more effective, just me. Could maybe even keep him up there after he taps out. Is he a heel? Or a face? Because he talks about making Jookie leave on a stretcher, then says he likes helping people, ick. Conflicted man.

 

K.Dangelo vs Jookie Marley

 

FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, bwah gwan was really high! I still despise flailing fists of fury till they connect, but it's up to the individual involved. Nice attire from Jookie, hopefully it stays, I also hate it when you strike after missing a move, it's as if to say "well, I don't give a shit that I failed to attack you correctly."

 

STEPS SPOT! I actually really want Jookie to win this, it'd be the perfect ending to the story. Jamaican suplex!

 

Bwah gwan, bwah gawn, bwah gwan! Stop dying Jookie, I want you to win. :( Super Cena you fucker! Before he hits you with a finisher. Yes! Counter! Another pet hate, when reversed, you smash x to tyler. Bunch of missed grapples before Jookie nails a cross body, SPEAR, SPEAR, SPEAR! Taunt after the spear and a pin attempt, which gets broken up, sigh. Just end it if you're going to win, or atleast prolong the match in a manner that doesn't make it blatantly obvious. Nice top rope counter into a jumping fame asser, that really should be someones finisher.

 

Interest in the match killed slightly by that, to be honest, now I'm thinking Jookie is definetly going to win this, which is a shame because I'd like to think his triumph was completely legit. Nevermind, KD wins with the same move he let Jookie kick out of much earlier in the match.

 

Snowflakes: ***** It was good, but the random faked kickout annoyed me, sorry. I don't mind storyline matches as you'll find out later, but this was just... Strange.

 

 

Dane Xavier with a comical RP, Rockstar has taken over his dressing room and is having a Wrestlution party, if you look hard enough you'll see me over at the buffet table, I stayed their all night, woo, woo, woo, you know it.

 

The term greenbacks must surely be racist, haha. Oh look, another tired Charlie Sheen reference, for the record pay per view isn't technicly classed as a television network, but hey...

 

MATSUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... has learned English o.o

 

Justin Rockstar vs David Jackson vs Judas Hallows

IT IS NOW TIME, FOR YOUR EX DIVISION TITLE MATCH.

 

LETS GO D-Jack *clap clap clap clap clap clap* Everyone has pyro of somesort tonight, it's Wrestlution, no half measures. Who will be the EX champion? Will Justin Rox finally get it? Will D-Jack regain his title, or will Judas Hallows win his first OCW title?

 

Good little series between Hallows and D-Jack, with it ending with Rockstar sprinting over to blatantly do a random double team move. Go away Rockstar, I'm enjoying watching Hallows and Djack wrestle. Speaking of which, Hallows almost had a really early sig. Tyler exchange followed by the grapple mini-game, into a double backbreaker.

 

Jackson is really going to town in his attempts to win, brother snap jabs! Punch to the rockstars! Hah, dive spot goes horribly wrong aswell. Will Rockstar hit his? No. Another failed dive, you KNOW this is the EX division.

 

Then finally, Jackson comes smashing through with a huge dive onto Hallows, and Rox road runs until hitting a flying forearm. Hallows attire actually looks decent from a distance, and then he goes for a dive only to be caught off by Jackson. Some nice spots occurring in this one.

 

Jackson gets horribly unlucky with his finisher attempts, before Rox reverses it and gets him with the nails, but DJack's reversing ability is certainly beastly. You love to party, what's not to love. I was banging seven gram rocks that's how I roll, winning. Win here, win win everywhere.

 

Absolute victory in this match, but not for the Rockstar.

 

AND YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EX DIVISION CHAMPION.... Watch it and find out.

 

Snowflakes: ***1/2** I don't need to justify this, it was a good showcase for the EX division with blown spots, reversals, flippy floppy's and a lot of moves being attempted everywhere.

 

Next up, I'm shocked to find Tiger Man is alive and well, is he aiding Lucas or hindering him with all of these warm ups? It's the Heart of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. This RP came across as very funny, I'm fairly certain that was the purpose, it also read like the Tiger Mask tv show. By god! D-Jones just took out Braddock! No! No! NOT THIS WAY!

 

Ryder up next, he's confident, he's going to be bi-winning tonight, or will this set him up for a massive, massive fall?

 

Dupree with a nice, long RP, reminds me of the way I used to RP to be fair, so I <3 it. His RP in der. He'll let it burn, remember that theme I had Jay? You hated it because it nested in your brain, LIKE MOTORRRRBIKES!

 

Matsuda vs Tiberius Dupree

Here we go, it's the fire, inside of you. Special lution intro's for everyone it seems. Isn't that the HIAC? We must have forgot to bring the steel cage tonight. It was a good match, though the ending kind of confused me, I wasn't sure if it was a double count out, or Matsuda was victorious... I'm retarded after long wrestling trips though.

 

Snowflakes: ***** Good job, I would have liked to see a cage match though, but you guys obviously had some plans of your own. Couldn't help but notice Matsuda going for the whole Japanese style entrance. ZOMBIE TIIIIITS.

 

Change is coming ladies and gentlemen... Smythe will be our new boss, mark our words. Nice little build up video.

 

Dorien Arnaud talking about winning every single title in OCW history, except the North American title, probably something to do with him being Canadian.

 

Justin Rockstar RP next, you could have said "Fag" for ciggy if you're trying to be a British rockstar by the way. Though Double A would have been all over you. Spoonman shows up, probably baked to hell. Nostalgia RP to continue with Rockstar's VIP party pretty much.

 

Chris Ryder vs The Officials

Chrys Ryder is under a microscope, destroys two referees, and then proves how to do a storylined match perfectly. Perhaps the third match could have been a little shorter, but it was win for me.

 

Snowflakes: *****

 

Trevor is alive! Thank god, he's going to take whatever shortcut he needs to take to win the OCW title tonight, with his hypocrisy aswell. Dane walks in, and reminds us he can win matches with more than one man, and tries to turn Trips over to the Dane-side. Man on man, lulz, Double A will be here shortly to mock you all.

 

GAINES! GAINES IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! *Guy-5's Gaines and hugs him back stage*

It's sad to see him retire, take care my multi-racial friend. Hall of Fame spot would be a good idea. Wait, why is Poe coming out? Go away Poe, you're a dick head for ruining this moment... GAINES NO! I WILL AVENGE YOU! AVEEEENGEEEE!

 

Guy Fausto is here, and he's not a fan of Ambition, or the rookies, and it's going to be hell in a cell.

 

Future Investment Match

IN THE CITY!!!! DUH, WINNING! Dee Jones, took out Iceberg and we'll be having ourselves a three way as a result.

CRRRYYY LITTLE SISTER... However... The mega pop is on it's way.

 

GET READY FOR THE SMACKDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN! Go Cody Storm, go.

 

Triple threat FI match, who will be victorious. Multi-man rules means after a finisher is hit, any man can climb the ladder and win it. Dee Jones is the first to get t he ladders out, but gets dropped with a sledgehammer to the throat. And Crowe eats one in the stomach.

 

Powerslam onto the ladder aswell. Cody Storm looking to get his sig off, but he gets dropped leg first onto the ladder, which has to suck. Crowe spams the running shoulder tackle? Not his style at all...

 

I see your dirty face, ladder plex. Live a live, live a lie. I wanna see some bitch get tossed off the ladder via a ladder brawl. Crowe really is running around a lot, not what he usually does at all. Diving spear gets reversed and Crowe picks up and mists, then accidentally finishers the wrong guy. People are now allowed to touch the case.

 

BAH GAWD, HIS BODY AND THAT LADDER HAVE BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! A DAY TO FUCKING REMEMBER! Grats to the winner, may you continue only ONE of FI's tradition, the one of winning the belt.

 

Snowflakes: ***1/2** Multi-man matches are always hard to pull off and this went a long way of doing it, though with weapons involved it becomes difficult aswell.

 

 

Aaaand I'm going to take a short break there to do stuff and let others catch up.

[Dimsmore]

Next up, I'm shocked to find Tiger Man is alive and well, is he aiding Lucas or hindering him with all of these warm ups? It's the Heart of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. This RP came across as very funny, I'm fairly certain that was the purpose, it also read like the Tiger Mask tv show.

 

 

Why wouldn't TIGER MAN be alive and well???

 

THE HEART OF A TIGER NEVER DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seth Morrison]

MARKOUT MOMENTS

 

RD MONEY - Dudes one of the best in OCW history, and just watching his entrance gave me chills. Loved how the Lotus, new blood guys jumped his ass...

 

JOOKIE getting high, then his entrance of jumping KD. Although he lost, he proved hes big time.

 

SIDESHOW showing up in an officials outfit. For of you that dont know this guy, he started a revolution, and made you piss your pants when you seen clowns. Stephen Kings IT didnt have shit on sideshow.

 

MATSUDA - WHoa probably spot of the night goes to that insane Cage jump at the end. Definately a good setup, and an end to that match. Matsuda, you da man

 

FI MATCH - usually these matches and tag matches are a big clusterfuck. But i can say i rather enjoyed it. I liked that they tore the livign shit out of everything. Great spots, and great match. Cody Storms outfit looked pretty badass, so i was rooting for him. And wouldnt you know it, the little shit pulled it off.

 

LEON pulling a cheap move and using the ropes. I have to say Patolomai has abadass look. Love the gold grill, and samoian look.

 

ROYCE pulls a magnificant upset, and another great spot as he power bombs Guy off the cage. Great match and when they played RDs music i got chills. I found it kinda of funny the text said "getting a monkey off Royces back, and knowing that Geomon used to call RD a monkey. I dont know, amusing to me.

 

The 4 way title match - Great hype video btw. Awesome. Man i was pulling for Parker to get the win, but Mayhem is a fucking beast, and i had a feeling that he would win. Much likethe Yankees, Lakers, and Jimmy Johnson, the guy is a champion, Congrats

 

Man RD was sent to Wrestlution to get his ass beat all night or soemthing? Really cool how Leon pulls a heel move on WL. I definately marked for this.

 

The ME was fucking epic. thats all i have to say. Nate Ortiz coming down, really did make me go back to the old WWE days when i actually followed wrestling...

 

 

10/10 show. This is why its called wrestlution.

[Leon Valentine]

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[K.Dangelo]

ME :P , just kidding but I hate both of them so it was a joy to see them pound each other and that ending was fantastic.I didn't like Smythe theme sorry.

The co-mainevent was good but that ending stunk ,I mean cmon it's a ppv sigs and finishers are needed.

Ryder's 3rd match went too long and he's awfully big to be a lightheavy,nice attire but you taunt way too much.

Glad to see you know who come back.Been on xbl begging him to return w/out that stupid pirate get-up.

RD well I can do is laugh and shake my head.

F.I the guy who I picked didn't win but good match anyway.

Suda and Dupree was one of the matches I really wanted to see and you sobs didn't disappoint .Thanks you two great entrances ,hype videos everything.

Dale vs LsD ,well I hate both of your attires ! It had to be one of the matches of the night though.One move away and it would have been a completely different outcome.

Dane great work!

Rps and the whole was great ,everyone involved give yourself a pat on the back Lution was outstanding :)

[Mr.Sensation]

No Black rack

 

Son I am disappoint

 

You had your chance but you BLEW IT

[Trevor McManus]

Just to keep things moving I'll post my opinion on the LOTUS thing.

 

Couple of angles on it:

 

#1 - Leon doesn't actually need to be with them, they're doing fine on their own and producing good work. Leon could be helping someone that isn't doing so well, maybe someone that's around a lot but doesn't actually have the ability to produce interesting stuff.

 

#2 - How many people can we have be heel? I am literally the last line of defence now.

 

#3 - It's a twist from the story. You think Leon is dead against them but he suddenly turns. To be honest I've been waiting for this from day one, so it didn't take me by surprise at all. Seems like too many people in OCW are always looking for the next twist and don't just let the story flow.

 

#4 - It provides me with an interesting situation now. Do I take on EVERY heel by my self? Do I leave most of them be and hope their greed and egos destroy each other? Do I try and scrape together 2 or 3 more faces and go about it like a team?

 

#5 - Are any of these actually my opinion or am I playing devil's advocate?

[Jacob Trance]

Just to keep things moving I'll post my opinion on the LOTUS thing.

 

Couple of angles on it:

 

#1 - Leon doesn't actually need to be with them, they're doing fine on their own and producing good work. Leon could be helping someone that isn't doing so well, maybe someone that's around a lot but doesn't actually have the ability to produce interesting stuff.

 

#2 - How many people can we have be heel? I am literally the last line of defence now.

 

#3 - It's a twist from the story. You think Leon is dead against them but he suddenly turns. To be honest I've been waiting for this from day one, so it didn't take me by surprise at all. Seems like too many people in OCW are always looking for the next twist and don't just let the story flow.

 

#4 - It provides me with an interesting situation now. Do I take on EVERY heel by my self? Do I leave most of them be and hope their greed and egos destroy each other? Do I try and scrape together 2 or 3 more faces and go about it like a team?

 

#5 - Are any of these actually my opinion or am I playing devil's advocate?

 

I love this post. It's pointing out the good, and the bad. But really, the arguments for of "knowing Lotus and Leon" can go against the point for aswell.

Edited April 18, 2011 by Jacob Trance
Negativity.

[Tiberius Dupree]

I thought the speech thing was cool, at first i was a little confused. But i found myself waiting for the next sentence instead of the next move lol and at least "the fire" helped somebody at Lution lol.

 

And Trev my name may be green for the time being. But i do share your pain, and your not alone fighting the good fight. As OCWs young face i got your back.