Riot 5-25-2011

[Brandon Hostile]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Justin you are my friend. When it comes down to it, and you are laying flat on your back with Lotus hovering over you, I'll be there. You dont have to return any favour, however.

[Hazard]

Now I don't know what happened in the match.. but it looks like Hazard reversed a chain grapple then reset which is good. However, the two tie up and Hazard wins the mini-game and then Barker reverses, so Hazard again reverses, and Barker after. Now, Hazard shouldn't of reversed we know that, and Hazard probably should have given Barker the next chain grapple. But having a reversal fest over it is bullshit guys. You both know you're not supposed to do it. There's no such thing as 'pay-back' for breaking FPR in OCW. You are not supposed to break FPR back. If a chain reversal is broke yes it is common courtesy to give it back to the original grappler. Quite the pissing contests faggots.

 

I didn't meant to reverse the chain grab as I mistakely slipped on the reverse button and forgot what button to let go. Ashley did it on purpose on me and I know he shouldn't done that.

[Jacob Trance]

Having watched the match back Haz I would guess the reasob he reversed yor attempt on purpose was because he reversed your toe kick and landed a grapple to get into that situation.

 

So yes, he was wrong to do it but was due the grapple which you wouldnt give him.

[Jookie Marley]

Keeping it BLUNT w. Jookie Marley

 

"If anyone is offended by the views in this review I am sorry. Actually I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"

 

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Ashley Barker vs Hazard

Quick question for Hazard. Why didn't you just download the stat editor and edit Evan Bournes stats? You look and act just like the man. Then Ashley Barker comes and and this man got my whole MVP entrance joint. What the hell is going on here? You look just like Arnaud too. Whoever edit the match has good taste in music until all that wack ass rap came on.The HD recorder is official as fuck, I gotta get me one. Can u please send me that OCW HD joint too. The whole match went back and forth the whole time. Then Hazard started to get that ass spanked like a newborn. Smythe doesn't use the rock bottom anymore huh? Good win for Ashley.

 

Leon I hope you and Pato were riding in a army tank because I know Pato aint fitting in a car. Pato reminds me of a caveman for some reason. They give Smythe the night off so Leon has to fight LSD. LSD better watch out before LOTUS get his ass.

 

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Here gos this guy with his fire. He calls his fans "dragonflies"? That mess sound suspect. So far the rp is on point. I cant wait until OCW vs LOTUS 2012 comes out in November. I already pre-ordered it at Gamestop. Then Dupree calls out WAP. I wanna see this happen at End Games. Great rp Lance Storm.

 

Cody is talking big about being Mr. FI. Then he talks about having trust problems to Jacob Trance. Le'Tuce looks like he gonna have a problem tonight. Someone gonna get they ass kicked.

 

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I swear Dane gotta be the illest with the Gfx. Dude you gotta hook a guy up with one of the promo joints for my entrace bruh. Then he comes out with Matsuda and hippoPATOmus. Dane I'm digging the George Jefferson suit lol. Dane is great on the mic the whole time. Then Matsuda gets the mic, and dude is educated. Why you keep calling that man Xavier-san though? Now here comes Kurt Cobain. This dude gotta be on some serious shit to bring his ass to the ring. He calls out Matsuda and then surprisingly the Rockstar starts bussing they ass. Who the hell is LOTUS? They just got they ass kicked. I marked out for The Randy Savage theme. R.I.P Randy Savage.

 

Leonheart vs Luke Dimsmore

Everyone got these entrance theme joints. I gotta get one now. Leon's attire is EPIC. Here go this mumbling old lady with the voice box talking bout la da da da. The match starts and Leon is going off. Then LSD starts to fight back. Im digging how everyone is paying respect to Randy Savage. Then Cody comes out. Thats gonna be Leons ass. Cody you gotta edit your entrance attire and take the elbow pads off because they are showing right through the hoody. Leon gets caught slipping and LSD overdoses his ass. Leon loses and LOTUS aint even come out. They were too busy dry cleaning Dane's suit. I liked the match from start to finish

 

Tiberius Dupree vs Jookie Marley

If there is one person I like fighting in OCW its got to be Lance Storm. This is the longest match I've been in. Me and Dupree kept going back and forth. We made the match look just like a Ex Division match.

 

Who the hell is Ryder talking too? Leon asks Ryder to help him with Cody because Cody keeps giving him the business. Leon sucking up to Ryder too, WTF is going on?

 

Cody Storm vs Iceberg Le'Tuce

Le'Tuce's entrance music is funny as fuck. Cody is on fire as soon as the match starts. He hits his finisher and I thought it would be over, but Le'Tuce starts to fight back. Good shit Cody on winning the match.

 

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Here comes my ace Smythe. Dude stunting with the belt and it aint even his lol. Smythe starts to talk about the last time he held the belt and plays a clip from Damnation 2008. Leon comes out and demands the belt to be returned. They start to play tug-o-war. Then here comes the monster Mayhem and "BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP." Leon catches a beat down and Smythe runs. Wait where the hell is Smythe going? NIGGA BACKSTAGE IS THAT WAY <----. Smythe re-enters the ring and Mayhem deals with his ass too. Leon gets up and gets tossed like a salad. Mayhem leaves the ring looking like Deebo from friday, with the belt. I liked how Riot ended.

[Cody Storm]

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If I were your agent Ryder I'd have quit a while ago, but not before advising you into contracts that ultimately screwed you over. I'm a bit surprised we won't see you in action, but I suppose that makes sense with you defending your title for the first time in a long time (what happened to the TV title being defended like every other week?) on Ambition.

Hazard vs Barker

This was a pretty good match I thought. Minus the FPR glitch in the system, whatever, it happens. The match was good, but I was honestly expecting it to go the other way. I do really like "The Wonderman", I think you're theme is great and if you put more into this character he can be really interesting. Your finishers look good Barker, but wait to be the rock.

 

Smythe has the night off? Why? Man's a wrestler right? He should probably wrestle, he hasn't in quite a while. Oh well, Leon vs LSD sounds like a great match as well, so that's fine, even if Leon had no prep time.

 

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And here comes The Fire. He's talking about a common problem we all seem to be having. LOTUS shook our trust in the OCW Family. With a new guy eating the darkside cookies every week it's hard to try and decipher who we can trust. I'd say you have a good friend in LSD, but I suppose, I would have said the same about Leon. As for an alliance, it's obvious you need to focus on your family first, don't align with Storm until it works for you. You go kick Poe's ass and then focus on the full strain of the virus.

 

Trance and I write some shit, but I'm not going to review my own stuff.

 

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This whole thing with Dane and LOTUS surprised me to be honest. I wasn't aware his character was in that good with LOTUS. I would have said out of all of the traitors that have turned, he's the most aligned with LOTUS but I still don't see Matsuda and Pato accepting him so easily.

 

I'm even more surprised that Justin Rockstar just took them all three on one. Maybe it's just me, but I don't put that much faith into Rockstar, and I think it looked a little silly, especially with the sheer length that the brawl went on. Three fresh men against one fresh guy, the numbers alone would have taken you out in time.

 

Leonheart vs Lucas S Dimsmore

This was a great match guys. I did mark pretty hard for the shout out to the Macho Man, I can't lie. I was pulling for you LSD, and in the end I think I pulled a little too hard, almost broke some rules there ;). Good match you too, nice editing Leon. By the way, I love both of your themes, though Lucas' intro scares me every time I hear it xD. I think the OCW guys are great at picking theme songs.

 

That's right Jookie, LOTUS can suck it. I have no idea what spliff is though, and I honestly don't think I want to know (but the fact that the mozilla spell checker knows it's a word terrifies me). You must be high to not know what facing a fire means. Good promo though dude.

 

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Tiberius Dupree vs Jookie Marley

This match didn't want to load for me, so I have to watch it now, so this will probably be the most real review of these comments I'm making. I'm digging your theme Jook, it fits so well with your guy. Obviously Dupree's kicks ass as well. Yeah, no lie, that ref really doesn't want you to hit Jook. On the up side, the RVD Halfspring splash looks good on you Dupree. I think the OCW rules make it kind of hard for the Ex Division to distinguish themselves as much. I mean you still have the springboards and faster paced moves, but to keep a match fast paced is a challenge, you all are doing a great job of it so far. Damn, Jook can time the kick out huh? Look at Jookie trying to be a douche and bust Dupree's balls on the corner post xD. Ok, so the finish. I think it was a little lackluster mainly because you had hit a very similar top rope hurricanrana about a minute and a half prior to that. But with that, the match was nearing 40 minutes and the finish didn't looked believeable. If neither guy was upset with it then I don't see a problem with it. It's the same as me ending Pato off the dragon suplex, it wasn't really something that I wanted to do, but shit had to end sometime.

 

Leon, you can't really expect... wait, he beat me twice already? Alright, good choice. Fuck. Alright Ryder, this time, I've had a few more matches under my belt. I'm the most investible man in all of OCW. I'm ready this time, I'll see you in the ring douchefag.

 

Cody Storm vs Icebug Le'Tuce

I was looking forward to this match since we never got to meet at Lution. it was a pretty fun match, I'd just watch some of the big FPR flops though dude (though I feel like I'm still too green to be telling you that), you reversed my pin after the Powerbomb. Thank you Trance for going to ringside with me, just in case ya know.

 

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The two children are squabbling over their toy. Oh look, it's not even there toy. Finally Mayhem gets the up on LOTUS and Smythe in the process and the rightful champion has his gold. Looking forward to you taking on Matsuda Mayhem.

 

 

 

Good Riot everyone.

 

 

 

 

[Jookie Marley]

That's right Jookie, LOTUS can suck it. I have no idea what spliff is though, and I honestly don't think I want to know (but the fact that the mozilla spell checker knows it's a word terrifies me).

 

lol spliff means blunt in jamaica

[Justin Rockstar]

I'm even more surprised that Justin Rockstar just took them all three on one. Maybe it's just me, but I don't put that much faith into Rockstar, and I think it looked a little silly, especially with the sheer length that the brawl went on. Three fresh men against one fresh guy, the numbers alone would have taken you out in time.

*in Macho Man's voice* A lesson to be learned young Cody Storm. When someone decides to come and try to take away what you care about the most, sometimes you have to rely on a little extra, oh yeah. You know what I'm talkin about Mean Gene? I'm talkin about THE MADNESS YEAH! And when you walk that aisle you know that there's no turnin back yeah, because the moment you turn your back you turn your back on the fans, and to make sure I didn't have the lightest thought of doing that I had Angie by my side every step of the way OH YEAH! Because with Angie and with the madness, there is no stoppin you YEAH! Sometimes you need to get funky like a monkey and give it your all to show that darkness that they've crossed paths with the wrong guy YEAH! It's ROCKSTAR MADNESS!

[Jookie Marley]

*in macho man's voice* a lesson to be learned young cody storm. When someone decides to come and try to take away what you care about the most, sometimes you have to rely on a little extra, oh yeah. You know what i'm talkin about mean gene? I'm talkin about the madness yeah! And when you walk that aisle you know that there's no turnin back yeah, because the moment you turn your back you turn your back on the fans, and to make sure i didn't have the lightest thought of doing that i had angie by my side every step of the way oh yeah! Because with angie and with the madness, there is no stoppin you yeah! Sometimes you need to get funky like a monkey and give it your all to show that darkness that they've crossed paths with the wrong guy yeah! It's rockstar madness!

 

damni wish i could mark that out 99 more times lmfao

[Useless Dane Xavier]

This whole thing with Dane and LOTUS surprised me to be honest. I wasn't aware his character was in that good with LOTUS. I would have said out of all of the traitors that have turned, he's the most aligned with LOTUS but I still don't see Matsuda and Pato accepting him so easily.

You should know this business just as well as I do Mr. Storm. When it comes to money and being heard and understood by nitwits who only speak one language, LOTUS was in a situation where THEY needed to adapt as well. With my financial backing, their voices can now be heard by everyone around the world in all languages. Their voices need to be heard, the world needs to know that LOTUS is taking it by storm. ADAPT OR DIE!

[K.Dangelo]

I like how everytime Cody records he has that pre-match deal ,making it a little more life like.