Parker Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Leon GAVE Dane that match..that stupid spear was never going to connect from half way across the ring....fucking clown was like 'imma just land here in the perfect position for Dane to Punt me' http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Aries Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Well, at least now I know why he didn't want to work with me.
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Leon GAVE Dane that match..that stupid spear was never going to connect from half way across the ring....fucking clown was like 'imma just land here in the perfect position for Dane to Punt me' You make mistakes I'll take advantage, keep that in mind for the future Ste! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Nathan Gaines Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 I must have missed that my apologies then to Trev and Dupree tis possible I missed a page potentially? Either way still an amazing show LocoNY911: I hate you with every fiber of my being just looking at your name makes me want to strike my monitor
Michael Morrison Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 PAGE:1 - Donut Do’s and Don’ts. Much like double dipping is frowned upon... you don’t touch and go for moe doe. - Birdie’s implants must be filled with helium… and yes, in this case, touching the doe and going for moe is acceptable. Also, is it true that we’re almost out of helium? Fuck is up with that? - Crowe either talks really fast, or I read very slowly. I haven’t decided yet. - Not sure what a cledale is – even Google failed me – but seeing as it was used as an adjective before Dane’s name… I’m assuming it wasn’t meant as a pleasant reference. - I was going to point-out the irony of how KD referred to OCW talent as ‘talking monkeys’… only to revive the group known as D-Evolution, but I feared it might be taken as a racist remark; then I was going to explain why it’s not a racist remark; then I figured that by avoiding the statement due to possible inclinations, is racist in itself… the most dangerous kind of racism, in fact. So back to my original point… it’s ironic. PAGE:2 - Jookie tries to explain how his charisma and KD’s strength, are all they need to make OCW their bitch… but KD wants more of that LSD. - Speaking of LSD and the topic of racism from earlier on... I realize something: when watching the Summercide Promo video, there is a faceless chick in a bikini – for some reason I assumed she was Asian? Anyone else make that assumption, or is it just me? Maybe I just need to lay off the Asian porn. - Don’t worry, Valmont , I didn’t skip your RP - I just needed a decent segway from KD/LSD to the Summercide video. You wrote an RP… I read it. This is the part where you say: Much obliged. - Samuel is a limo driver now? I really gotta stop making references that only 3 people will get. Anyone remember Samuel? Anyone? How about you, Gaines… you gotta remember Samuel. - Two guys pull up to a bar… and I got nothing after that. And if you’re curious: yes, I did stare at the screen for a good minute, trying to think of a good bar joke, only to type “and I got nothing”. None the less, Dane and Double A interact and it didn’t go how I imagined it would… for the most part. For one, it didn’t end with the line: “I feel pregnant”. - Poor Justin Ethridge. Will he ever regain his rock-star resilience and lust for life… or is he doomed to wonder the OCW arenas… a lost and tortured soul? And why do I crave Pepperidge Farm cookies? Back the fuck-up, Trance - I didn’t say I had cookies, just that I suddenly craved them. - Woo. Thank god someone wrote an RP far more racist than anything I’ve typed so far. N-E-ways… as un-politically correct, as it might have been, I enjoyed it and I’m glad to see Matsuda back in the mix. Learning a new language can be difficult, no doubt… but like Matsuda said, “When you’re za fakkin’ badass samurai rockstah you gotta be able to kommunicato with za peoporu, you know”? Indeeeeeed. 3
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 - Samuel is a limo driver now? I really gotta stop making references that only 3 people will get. Anyone remember Samuel? Anyone? How about you, Gaines… you gotta remember Samuel. - Two guys pull up to a bar… and I got nothing after that. And if you’re curious: yes, I did stare at the screen for a good minute, trying to think of a good bar joke, only to type “and I got nothing”. None the less, Dane and Double A interact and it didn’t go how I imagined it would… for the most part. For one, it didn’t end with the line: “I feel pregnant”. Samuel sounds familiar, I have vague images in my mind... good thing I've decided to call the driver Sam. And is it possible that I have stumped the unstumpable? Is it true that Mad Mike couldn't come up with a clever bar joke? Those are too easy! I really am on a ROLL... or maybe I'm just so unfunny that it's rubbed off on you... it's also possible that I'm setting you up for a joke to make up for it, but regardless, this week just keeps getting better and better! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Bloom Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 I want to heat up a frying pan to cook an egg cook an egg give it to trance because he is fat and likes eggs then hit you in the face with said hot frying pan. Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Jacob Trance Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 I want to heat up a frying pan to cook an egg cook an egg give it to trance because he is fat and likes eggs then hit you in the face with said hot frying pan. This is not how you make me stay in this company. Well, the food part would work.
Bloom Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 I Don't want you to stay, I want you to die! Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness "I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative [10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga [09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com [09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now? "Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099 " makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker "This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital
Jacob Trance Posted August 19, 2011 Posted August 19, 2011 i don't want you to stay, i want you to die! i will not die.....t! 1
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