The Riot After!

[Kang James]

Best part of this Riot were the commercials.

[Mr.Sensation]

Aries when you are done crying yourself to sleep with the golden girls on netflix, come see me. Not only will I teach you how to be entertaining, I will use small and easy to understand words, in a proper sentence. See below:

 

Dear Aries, I will kill you till you die from it. I will rip out your spine and choke you to death while lord shark consumes your soul.

Bite me FGT

 

Sincerely

JCS

[Brandon Hostile]

Dear Brandon Hostile, KD and Anyone else who insists on destroying my language in RPs,

 

I'm sick of reading your awful grammar, convoluted metaphors and haphazardly assembled wordplay. I don't mean to be rude, but what the hell is a "Notch in the stone"? Do you mean a notch on the bedpost? Notch on the belt?

 

Notches be damned, I've decided to make you all an offer. My offer is good for one free copy of English Grammar for Dummies. I don't mean to sound arrogant here, but I'm desperate for one solitary Riot where people aren't shitting all over the English language. If you can speak it, you can write it. If you can do neither, then attempt to write the RP in Microsoft Word or similar, hit F7 and watch in amazement as it CORRECTS IT FOR YOU. It's a win win - You win because you'll be proud that your RP no longer looks like it was typed by a pissed up hippo with only a basic grasp of English, and we win because we can actually understand what you're saying.

 

Love Always,

 

Dan

 

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PS - I'm deadly serious, I will teach you English.

 

 

Yeah I wrote that shit half asleep.

[Pugh]

Yeah I wrote that shit half asleep.

 

So improve for next time. You know when Riot is, so take some time to work on your RPs. Then we'll all be pleased.

[Pugh]

That's cool but I really don't have to say anything just body little bitches like yourself .

 

PS - I'm deadly serious, I will teach you to tap .

 

Double post - You've definitely improved RP wise KD. I remember back in the day, your RPs were like reading the diary of a psychopath - atleast they have a little bit of substance to them now... and stop stealing Mez's gimmick

[Aries]

Aries when you are done crying yourself to sleep with the golden girls on netflix, come see me. Not only will I teach you how to be entertaining, I will use small and easy to understand words, in a proper sentence. See below:

 

Dear Aries, I will kill you till you die from it. I will rip out your spine and choke you to death while lord shark consumes your soul.

Bite me FGT

 

Sincerely

JCS

 

Here is how your paragraph ACTUALLY should have read:

 

"Aries, when you're done crying yourself to sleep while watching The Golden Girls on Netflix, come see me. Not only will I teach you how to be entertaining, but I will use small and easy words that even YOU can understand. See below for an example:"

 

 

Now, here is how you construct a proper letter:

 

"Dear Aries,

 

I will kill you UNTIL you die. I'll rip out your spine, and choke you to death WHILST Lord Shark consumes your soul. Bite me faggot.

 

Sincerely,

JCS"

 

 

Any questions? Now that I am done teaching you how to construct a small paragraph, as well as write a practical letter...let me whimsically retort.

 

 

Dear Not So Omniscient One,

 

You are a failure to this site and to society. You are the exact reason why George W. Bush hates black people. I would rather watch Golden Girls, than be subjected to some HBO tripe known as Girls. Why do you watch these abominations? Not only did Matsuda make you cry, but I think he may have taken your balls with him. Please stop writing letters, and fight like a man.

 

With little to no love,

Aries

[Kang James]

When you say "You are" you should be saying you're, just saying bro.

[Kang James]

YOU'RE correct.

 

Why the fuck did my post come first? Even though I read your post after mine, and then replied.

[Aries]

The comma placement in your sentence is horrific. Just saying, bro.

[K.Dangelo]

Double post - You've definitely improved RP wise KD. I remember back in the day, your RPs were like reading the diary of a psychopath - atleast they have a little bit of substance to them now... and stop stealing Mez's gimmick

Triple post _ Mez wish he had the body count I got !