Riot 7/05!

[Tiberius Dupree]

And there's one of the problems. Alienating the rest of the roster. You CAN'T do that. You CAN NOT alienate people just because they put in less work than others. That's one of the reasons they barely do work in the first place. You want to keep it to the "7 or 10" that are "keeping this place running", then that's fine, because honestly, the only one out of you who is actually interesting is Dimsmore (and McGee). I think The Steve is the only one who gets a pass because he's been here, and he's done all of this already.

 

Our title scenes are non-existent. Doesn't Dimsmore have 9425784265 jobs, and a fiance or something? If he can make ALL of that work, while putting in quality content each and every week to keep people interested, why can't the rest of you? Instead, you're off doing Unleashed: Ladies Night. I'm going to be honest, who else watches that aside from the people who put it together? I sure as hell don't. Why can't you just put that content on Riot, or instead focus your efforts on one character? I understand you want to have fun, and hey, who doesn't, but shouldn't you be helping the rest of the guys who have nothing to do have some fun? Wrestling in real life is a team effort, so why can't e-wrestling be the same way, and if the other half is slacking, TELL THEM. You're not going to get ANYTHING done if you're just pissing and moaning about the other guy not doing anything.

 

 

Since Trips is gone, Smythe is AWOL again, and Trance barely does anything at all anymore, I figured I would be OCW's new Negative Nancy. NegaRies sounds about right.

 

 

@NegaRies #heel

 

 

Sorry to break this to you Slick, but this is a hobby not a job.

 

I work with people I don't like and are lazy as fuck for 40 plus hours a week. I'll be damned if im a do the same ob my free time.

 

If I didnt have, 1357432 alts i'd be more boring than Trips entire title reign.

 

It's not my fault ppl would rather watch half naked men instead of bombshells, boggles me.

 

Back To End Games!

[Matsuda]

And there's one of the problems. Alienating the rest of the roster. You CAN'T do that. You CAN NOT alienate people just because they put in less work than others. That's one of the reasons they barely do work in the first place. You want to keep it to the "7 or 10" that are "keeping this place running", then that's fine, because honestly, the only one out of you who is actually interesting is Dimsmore (and McGee). I think The Steve is the only one who gets a pass because he's been here, and he's done all of this already.

 

Our title scenes are non-existent. Doesn't Dimsmore have 9425784265 jobs, and a fiance or something? If he can make ALL of that work, while putting in quality content each and every week to keep people interested, why can't the rest of you? Instead, you're off doing Unleashed: Ladies Night. I'm going to be honest, who else watches that aside from the people who put it together? I sure as hell don't. Why can't you just put that content on Riot, or instead focus your efforts on one character? I understand you want to have fun, and hey, who doesn't, but shouldn't you be helping the rest of the guys who have nothing to do have some fun? Wrestling in real life is a team effort, so why can't e-wrestling be the same way, and if the other half is slacking, TELL THEM. You're not going to get ANYTHING done if you're just pissing and moaning about the other guy not doing anything.

 

 

Since Trips is gone, Smythe is AWOL again, and Trance barely does anything at all anymore, I figured I would be OCW's new Negative Nancy. NegaRies sounds about right.

 

 

@NegaRies #heel

 

I'm going to do what the fuck I want with my free time because its my free time. If I want to have one, two, or a thousand characters I will. Would I like people to watch the show me and Kent generally put together single handedly? Sure. Do I give a single shit if anyone outside of my group of friends on this site watch it? Nope. We're the only ones that watch and talk about anything on this site anyway, the people who watch ladies night are the same people who watch RIOT minus you and a couple other people who probably only watch the stuff they do anyways. Me doing a thousand other things hasn't stopped me from putting content on RIOT. Putting the blame on the people who do shit is retarded.

 

Not getting in a posting war, I'm going to watch End Games.

[Jacob Trance]

Not starting something, but its fine for you guys to do what you want with spare time, but if someone doesn't do what you want with their spare time, it allows you to post about how much of an achievement it is?

 

Prove you guys are "Team Reliable" by helping other people, never flaked on a match unless real life has gotten in the way. Someone messages me, I bother my ass to reply. Someone asks to DM, I let them know if I can or not. Yet I'm useless. I'm so useless I stay up to stupid fucking hours to do matches.

[D.Arnaud]

Hopefully this argument will get people to work together . Starting aiming people or inboxing each other . Or write a promo who you want to beat the hell out of (Suda ,Steve ,Pugh). Have fun with our hobby . Enjoy ewrestling , even with all the shite you mofos give me I still watch shows comment and drop content .

[Cody Storm]

I would just like to start off this weeks edition of "Cody's Comments" (Yes, I know it's a terrible name, but it has that cheesy kind of consonance, and it's 1 AM, better known as, about that time in my awake cycle where I stop giving a fuck how what I say sounds and just say it because it amuses me.) by saying fuck you, that can't be Dane's imagination, it's missing the chains, whips, and little boys. Also, most of the thoughts on this edition of "Cody's Comments" have been written on the little sticky note program I have on this laptop (I've never seen it before buying this laptop) and were typed/spoken/thought while watching the show so bear with me as far as train of thought is concerned.

 

Moving on....

 

We start off Riot with a penis joke... how amusing. Actually it did make me laugh, and then I had to explain to my friend why I was laughing, and at the same time he was playing Bioshock so he honestly didn't care, and the entire situation between he and I was just awkward and unnecessary so thanks for that Dupree.

 

Crowe is back and he's not coming out to Cry Little Sister? See, this is a problem for me because that song was just spooky enough to be amazing (I actually just turned it on on my itunes. It's funny you can see some OCW influence here in my itunes as my purchases line up as: The Fire, Cry Little Sister, You're Gonna Go Far Kid, and The Memory Remains). This one has that same feel, but the other just worked better I thought. Either way, nice to see him back, obviously he had to win his first match back or he wouldn't even bother putting on the face paint.

 

Dimsmore was attacked? Sad face... I wanted to see him go berserk later on in the night.

 

See, I find myself liking Tiffany already, she doesn't hog the spotlight like her jackassy father, she plays nice and shares with Birdie the jungle woman/female super-soldier (does she have adamantium claws, I surely hope so!). Birdie said, "Fuck you LOTUS! K.D. Gonna kill you!" and that was basically the gist of this segment.

 

But NO! Our Hero comes out and ruins all of my hopes and dreams, it's a specialty of his. I'm surprised he's here to be honest, in Dane land I just kind of assumed Mr. Sensation was tied up with his pants down and his asscheeks spread with Mr. Xavier's nose permanently shoved up it (by the way, I never had any huge grudge against Dane, I just think I'm hilarious and these are jokes that would otherwise be said out loud with only myself sitting in my room, and they need to be heard DAMN IT!). Sounds like JCS has a surprise for us all, at End Games maybe, sounds logical. But NO! I didn't read far enough ahead, we get to find out tonight!!!!!!!

 

I'm enjoying the Tyro/McGee segment, but I can't help feeling like some of Tyro's statements are just a little convoluted. Either way, it sets up what should be quite an entertaining match at End Games, so I can deal, and I have a feeling my review is going to be fairly convoluted so we'll call it even.

 

 

Fuck you Poling!

 

It's my match..... YAY! Watching this again I don't remember getting my ass handed to me quite that badly in the beginning, what a selective memory I have. I thought it was fun match guys.

 

 

Romero is just an ass, it's kind of hysterical though xD, especially the H tribute/caution video at the end there.

 

Bertha sounds like the kind of woman you run the hell away from. She also said something close to daehnke which happens to be the name of a person I hate with every fiber of my being, so I'm going to do my best to block that out.

 

Anyanna BuTay? Just YES! Complete win with that name here. If her ass doesn't get as famous as that Kardashian lady's than this world is truly going to hell.

 

McGee is kicking ass! Why is there a kendo stick over here? Did I miss some important detail about the legality of kendo sticks in this match? I guess so. McGee dropping Suda to the outside and then throwing the kendo stick at him is a hidden gem of a highlight moment of you ask me. That was a fairly back and forth match, I honestly though McGee was going to take it for a good while, but Suda is just too adept with that stick.

 

I've let my itunes just keep going and now it's playing Nati's old song. I forgot I even bought this thing, took me five listens before I realized how racially charged it was xD.

 

Djesus is over here exploiting pathetic injuries, faking being the son of God (that's me), and using his ill gotten time off to hit the beach with some sluts. What an ass.

 

Maybe Dimsmore will go berserk later tonight :D. I lol'ed at the "When the fuck did you become Dimsmore's advisor???" line. So kudos for that.

 

Now my Itunes is playing some All American Rejects, what a switch. I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face, and it never feels out of PLAAACE!

 

 

Black Birdie and Mickie Jaymes are chatting xD. Ah that arab man, how fun, I'm sure he's just here to insu....throw his money around and collect women, correct again Cody, good job!

 

The Steve is coming for the World Heavyweight Title god damn it!

 

Dimsmore is here to go Berserk!!! The song on this video is just depressing, good, but incredibly sad. Or not, the man got squashed. Those bastards will pay dearly for this! The Steve does get to show off his impressive arsenal before his main event title shot this Sunday though, so that's a pretty cool opportunity for him.

 

Arnaud got a title shot taken away from him because he was tapping the bosses girl? Well ain't that some shit. I guess I don't see why Birdie would be opposed to rectifying this situation, despite the fact that it must be fairly ancient since I wasn't here to see it happen (ancient being 3 months of course). He'd be a good contender though, he does pretty well in the ring when he's not standing across from me ;).

 

The Odessa/Rothschild segment was made me chuckle. Odessa had better hope Gibbs doesn't come and squash her, the man is plenty capable.

 

Ok, well there we go. Suda just gave us an easy way to fire his ass. Sexual Harassment, you can't be in fucking women's bathroom you mook! LOTUS dead, the Jewish way: legislation!

 

The A-Team Role plays always amaze me with the attention to detail. I believe it's Gibb's writing this one, you need to be a fucking writer. I'm an english major and I've decided that if I'm going to do any real writing it needs to be like satirical or opinionated because I'm missing that gift that you very obviously have where you just make a reader feel like they can see what your describing. Fucking good job man. Gibbs needs to invest in a Droid, fuck this Iphone shit! I'm curious as to who this Face person is...

 

How is our Hero supposed to dismantle a wrestling empire when the guy can't even remember what kind of sandwich he wants? Is it peanut butter and jelly or is it a grilled cheese? Come on bro! xD. K.D. can't use the Black Rack, LOTUS pussying out it seems. You can't just twack your way out of it (that sounds like innuendo xD)? wuss!

 

For some reason Pugh's music made it sound like there was noise coming from behind me, like my shower was running. Kind of had me worried there because it's been about 12 hours since I last took a shower so if it has been running this entire time I'm going to end up flaking from OCW due to obliteration from my mother over the water bill! Phew... don't worry OCW, I'm just hearing shit!

 

The Fire is like the catchiest song of all time (Totally untrue, it's that damned call me maybe song, I just can't find it in me to hate it, which makes me hate me :( ) Looking at Tibby's belt, I'm extremely envious. I'm going to hold gold god damn it! And not some shitty single week reign like last time either! No music on this match? Damn, I always look forward to listening to rap from Kent and Warren that doesn't suck.

 

Damn, Pugh's somersault plancha onto Dupree while he was taunting was just plain sexy! I can't believe Dupree got out of the Labell Lock (sorry Pugh, I don't know what you call it). Good match fellas.

 

 

Well this is just ironic as fuck. Itunes is a god damn'ed fortune teller (or it just so happens that Nati's song was near my other OCW songs that played when I played Cry Little sister, but I like the first one better).

 

He's a creepy little man huh? Good ending to Riot, I wonder what, if any, impact this will have on End Games?

 

Great Riot everyone, I'm sorry I didn't do any Role Playing, I kept putting it off and then totally forgot that Wednesday was Wednesday until like 10:30 that night. But I had a match, so that counts for something I suppose (not to Parker though, he's seemingly convinced I wasn't on the show at all xD).

 

On that note, I was going to go watch End Games, but then I saw that it's kind of late and I sadly have to work tomorrow :/ (I know I'm stupid cause I bitch about a part time job while you fuckers are out in the real world busting your asses and making bank, but you know what? Fuck you!)