Riot 7-26-2012

[Bloom]

My eric bischoff quote is relevant now more than ever. I hate you parker, this is the thanks I get for building the 11 min finale of EG around you. THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET.

 

WE USED TO BE COOL LIKE THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PILLOW

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[Bloom]

And yes booking is random, I want comp but also want to build. Kinda derails when someone who shouldnt lose loses. Least in my E-McMahon eyes.

 

So fuck yall berry much

<3

[Parker]

My eric bischoff quote is relevant now more than ever. I hate you parker, this is the thanks I get for building the 11 min finale of EG around you. THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET.

 

WE USED TO BE COOL LIKE THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PILLOW

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/okay-its-not-okay.jpg

 

 

[Bloom]

I mean I can make strong build cards. But at the end of the day you cant fall back on a storyline when you get the ever loving shit beat out of you. I want to prevent that until I can feel confident in people. If my booking was so bad, mind you the past few weeks I HAVE BEEN DOING PEOPLES CHOICE. And Prior to that I was mixing the ME and INT Guys for a solid month producing steller matches.

 

If its so bad why we getting, more than a few MOTN in the past say month and a half. Eat a sensational penis u jerkweeds. Granted I am late like that girl you took home and forgot about.

 

But I'm doing the best I can with what I got. so

NYAH

[Cody Storm]

I don't think the booking has been bad. It's been a little redundant, but Jay has already explained why that has been happening, as has Pugh, the depth of the roster isn't the greatest right now. But who cares? I'm still having fun.... but on another note:

 

Cody's Comments

 

For some reason when I turned on that top video on the first page here, the first thing I thought of was that picture of Suda on Facebook where he's set to LARP and he's weilding a big sword and looks imposing as fuck. Then I realized these men aren't nearly as large as Suda. Oh, it's a LOTUS thing, that's not very nice. It's actually just kind of creepy. That laugh makes everything awesomely creepy.

 

The right column has no general manager and that makes me laugh.

 

I'm pretty sure it's the International Champion part that makes it big K.D. It's definitely not the LOTUS part cause lets face it, they suck. They ain't got nothing on OCW! Pato is NOTHING like Buddah, I Think the entire hindu culture would shit down your throat if they heard you say that. "Then I'm gonna stuff him, put some cigars in your hand and sell you at some indian store." I totally got confused there with the pronoun case switch. The last paragraph as a whole makes me frown, I'm not sure those were even close to propper statements xD.

 

Yeah... that segment was a little disturbing, I've never wanted to see that much of Freek's skin xD.

 

The word vestibule always makes me laugh. He's disrespecting the OCW World title, strip him NOW! That's right Dupree, the only thing that LOTUS needs for complete domination over OCW is the world title. Hear that tag, Ex, and Hardcore champions, your titles are useless! Daw, that's not very kind, plus the Steve would just look sickly if he dropped 30 pounds. I'm going to start calling you Tien.

 

I don't think this code thing makes a ton.... oh, you're now code, I thought you were light it up or something with fire? On a total side note, why is the legacy entrance the only half way decent trio entrance (unless the NWO fits your gimmick). They need to go back and add some old ones, like I miss the Evolution one they had. I thought I was Code. I'm very excited someone took that monicker from me, thank you dearly. Why does Parker have two mics? He's double fisting voice enhancing technology, that's always been one of my top fears.

 

you range from the A-Team to the A-Team? That's not a very wide spectrum, certainly nothing to brag about, you didn't even move past the first fucking letter of the alphabet :/. Ew, codeine and pancakes do NOT go together dude, so I don't know why you'd make a syrup out of that, that's just terrible. No other performer wants to wear your shit, fuck you bro. When someone that large hands you a blunt, you accept the blunt. You don't even have to smoke it, but you treat it like a peace pipe and try to incur no ill will. Wait, what's the point of making the extra money if you can't spend it? That makes no sense. If I were like back in my elementary school days I'd totally hire the A-Team to intimidate the teachers into giving no homework throughout the school year, if schools in Alaska can do it, why not my schools? What if LOTUS hires the A-Team. Wouldn't that be some shit. I'd be SOOOOOO pissy!

 

Thank the lord for McGee! Oh GOD, it's the radio edit of the song? How can you use the radio edit of this song, that's like desicration. Sean-Mc-Gee, that doesn't roll off the tongue at all.

 

Dude, Trance should totally pay the A-Team.

 

I would love to take Big Al to a service with me, I think that'd be hysterical.

 

 

Oh shit, a Bedlam match, and he gets a hardcore title shot. I'll be amazed if he pulls out the W, but I'm looking forward to the match none the less. My internet must be going at snails pace, cause I'm having to pause like every video to buffer out. Whilst waiting I decided to go on Facebook and I see this picture of the Rock doing lungers and that fucker has huge legs, just saying. Oh look, it's Legacy again.... hopefully the attitude Era with all of the D-X members and stuff will have more/better trio entrances. The other Droog went under the ring Gibbs, so you better watch your ass. Bedlam puts that nose on after walking to the ring, it's kind of like that stint Abyss had with Hogan's hall of fame ring, it's his power source! Ok, that big boot looked horrendus. I forgot this was a nodq match and I was pretty convinced Bedlam was just throwing his title shot out the window. Gibbs goes to flick Bedlam off and catches a chair in the face, I thought that was kind of funny. That DDT on the chair was pretty sick. He just jacknifed a droog, didn't even give a shit what Bedlam was doing, "THAT'S FOR THE FUNIONS YOU FUCK!" Gibb's just kicked the chair back in Bedlam's face, it actually looked nice. Gibbs, it's always bad luck when you pull out the stairs dude, what are you thinking?! oh shit, he's really pissed, instead of throwing the you can't see me at him, he flicked him off. He's going to go into SUPER GIBBS mode!The clothesline sheer kneedrop combo looked pretty good. KICK OUT GIBBS KICK OUT!!! we have a new Hardcore Champion, I'm actually extremely surprised. Oh well, that belts ugly anyway, so it matches the power nose.

 

Who the hell is first to get a beating? Well, you're the one handing them out, I'd think you should tell us. Spider looks around and goes "Holy shit, you're not joking, I'm like a sitting duck in here." that kind of makes me laugh. though he is a GM, so I suppose there is some natural protection in that title alone. I can't even read that in tune with the song, that's how long it's been since I've watched anything Winnie the Pooh related. That's kind of sad :/. No one's safety is garunteed in a division home to "The Bad Guy".

 

McGee's wearing his street fight attire, he's ready to go. I wonder how this house of hardcore match is going to play out, the only one I saw of Raven's had weapons hanging from like a mesh net or whatever above the ring. Obviously that's impossible here, so I'm curious as to what they're going to do instead. Oh ok, everything is on the ground. Word of advice here then, DO NOT HIT THE RUN BUTTON! That was a very well placed drop kick by McGee on Parker as Parker went to strike him with the stairs. The trash can's reaction to McGee being slammed on it was spectacular. It sold the move better than McGee. Did Parker just hit the stunner out of the chain grapple? What a piece of shit move. If there was ever a time when I needed to point out to someone what too much hovering/rushing is for OCW I'd point to this match. I personally have no problem with that play style really, but since OCW does, if I got played like that in an OCW match, a time when I'm not expecting it, I'd be pretty miffed.

 

I think the ending looked a little weird. Suda's really not all that big, I understand you don't have to be huge to lift Parker, it just looked a little odd.

 

The Ex Division champion doesn't even get an entrance, lol. The video quality looks way abover the norm though, so that makes me happy cause my eyes kind of hurt right now. The low sweep takes Marley's feet out from under him and down he goes. I like it. Pugh takes a top rope double underhook suplex and just pops right up, oh the wonders of O.G. yoga (I tried to be clever and say yO.G.a but that just looks stupid). It would look great if someone caught Pugh with a legdrop as he was coming up from a pushup. This match would be so much more entertaining without the reversal button xD. like 75% of these awesome high risk moves are just being rolled away from and it looks kind of weird, obviously I don't expect you all to just take the move, I'm just pointing it out. Kicking Marley off of him and going right into the standing ranna finisher was a pretty cool spot from Romero. A terrible placed drop kick and everyone is down.....except Marley, I spoke too soon I suppose. Pughdegree! That CAF DDT looks so sick, but the leg motion looks so strange to me. I'll be surprised if he gets out of... oh Romero got up, I expected Marley to tap out. Romero's pretty damn good at getting out of pins, if that had been me, I'd probably not have kicked out, then again, had it been me, I wouldn't have gotten hit by that finisher ;). That hurricanrana through the table was pretty crazy looking, actually looked like it was made for the table because of the on the rope animation it has. I've seen so many multi man matches end with someone being stood up in the turnbuckle like that. It's kind of sad that that's one of the only ways to win a multi man match now.

 

Matsuda called himself a woman xD. "After Parker and McGee's House of Hardcore match the camera crew rushed backstage to Matsuda, who is barreling through the backstage area after her completely heinous acts against Parker Stevens." Her is not even close to the word his, or at least not close enough to call that a typo. OCW apparently has two Hardcore Icons (Nati and Parker). Ok, so question here, and it's a completely self absorbed one, but nevertheless: If Parker's dead, who the hell are Jake and I facing off against this week xD?

 

This video just seems like whoever is behind it is getting lazy. It's the same image with a different audio clip week in and week out (unless the image is different at the end of the video, my internet won't even buffer this right now).

 

Matt Hardy wants to help Jacob Trance! If I were a nicer guy I'd feel a little bad for Trance taking four finishers in a row like that...

 

Ok, my internet is unbearable now, so I'll finish this review/watching Riot either tonight or tomorrow or whenever my internet finds itself in working condition.

 

This asshole Dims is attacking a man who used to be a big supporter. What an asshole.

 

 

Lord, now the emo is saying the LOTUS monicker. That never pans out well, I remember that one ambition where everyone started doing that and the entire night was just backstage fights breaking out everywhere. OCW cannot afford to believe in the LOTUS hype! Di Phoenix just say we will kill? Cause I think someone needs to call security on his ass. I'm not even certain he's in the arena, but someone needs to call somebody! I'm not sure picking a fight with Parker and his new group is the greatest of ideas unless you've got someone watching your back, but good luck with that Johnny.

 

Dude, I totally forgot Aries was coming back, this had better not be some LOTUS ploy! Is this a breaking bad sound clip? Cause it sounds like Bryan Cranston's voice. No Aries, you can't be the bad guy, you need to be the good guy, cause we need guys to fight LOTUS. And Lo......... ahhhh fuck! I knew it was too god damn good to be true. I swear to god though, I didn't know that before saying, "this had better not be some LOTUS ploy!"

 

No smart fan likes you Jay, NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU'RE A BIG, POWER HUNGRY, BULLY! He was going to be here? Man, you really do suck huh? Aries wouldn't survive long if he came back. He'd thrive in this situation, not just survive, he'd lead OCW and we'd kick some major ass!

 

Oh shit! Oh shit! This sounds a lot more like Aries, this sound byte makes a lot more sense, he's not the villain, he's the Champion! Ok, for some reason everytime this video gets a third of the way in, it stops. But judging by what Our Hero acts like after it plays, I'm assuming it comes on and says that Aries will indeed be here, next week or sometime in the near future, and that makes me very happy. He's definitely one of the names that I mark out for, cause being a mark is way more fun than knowing everything before it happens.

 

Alright, main event time! I don't trust The Steve at all, and I hope that Dupree has that third eye like stapled open or some shit, cause he should not trust him either. Ok, I may be the only one, but it really bugs me that LOTUS does not come out together, I know the tag entrances kind of suck, so maybe there just isn't one that you like, but it still bothers me. I'll get over it though.

 

Was there a point to Suda's opening move of taking the hammer and moving it out to the ramp? I hope so, otherwise I'm just going to want to smack him for doing it xD. the running sequence into the Duplicity looked sweet. The Steve was smart to get Pato out of the corner when he could. I see he's wearing his red and black xD. I like the Coast to Coast as a move, but I hate the animation in this game, the impact looks so weird (though you can't see it well here since Pato's fat ass is blocking THQ's terrible worksmanship). Good to see The Steve and Dupree can co-exist enough to at least get a hot tag going. I will say this is the strong showing that Pato needs after last week. He's looking good this week. LOTUS in general is looking good this week, this particular pair seems to have gotten at least 75% of the offense in thus far. Lots of tag team moves, the hurricanrana powerbomb looks good on these two. That was a good reversal by Suda at the end of that strike combo, you don't see that a ton. You don't see the champs use their comebacks too often either. I would have gone crazy if Dupree had pulled the rope down on the rebounding Steve when he went for the "THQ shining Wizard". Dupree just took that super kick like it wasn't shit xD. That ending felt kind of lack luster, I don't know why, it was a good show overall though.

[Bloom]

Smart fans love me cody

smart fans love our hero, be a star!

[Parker]

Suda didnt lift me, hence why the chokeslam was cut and replaced with 'drags Parker under the ring'..as him chokeslamming me would have looked retarded :)

 

Love these reviews..good shit.

[Cody Storm]

See, that's the one downside to writing as I go, I have the window split in half in an attempt to watch the videos and write at the same time, but I guess I took my eye off the ball on that one cause I missed the edited ending. I apologize.

[Jacob Trance]

Not even Matt Hardy will save me... I need to think outside of the box, or get a shotgun.

[K.Dangelo]

Dimsmore is in Kelvin's fav 5 not K.Dangelo . I hate you Code Storm guess I'll take it out on your brother .