The Vault Emerges!

[Aries]

And now I get ready to defend it against 5 opponents at once, that would bring my tally up to 8 if and when I'm successful. Yet you Stephen may never wrestle again after Dimsmore breaks your hymen for the first time.

 

I've also haven't missed a ppv in nearly 2 years, that includes Wrestlution 6, where unlike yourself I kept the frosted flakes in the cupboard and away from my dragonflies. So if I were you, which would be horrifying, I wouldn't be worrying about the World Title, and more about retaining my manhood against Dimsmore.

 

Whooooaaaaaa. Easy tiger. You'd flake too if you had Sensation's tiny Mexican Caimito's trying to barge their way into everything you did. I also did not want to learn about your sexual adventures, Mr. Dupree. Please keep those five gentlemen away from OCW. I implore you.

 

I just can't believe this Chamber is still happening. Does OCW even HAVE 5 guys who are worthy enough for a title match? In fact, does OCW even have 5 guys that are better than me to be chosen for a title shot? The answer...is no. Unless of course, you clone me 4 times, and fill each chamber with Aries. Hell, the other 4 might flake, but at least one of us will rid OCW of it's inactivity.

 

It's funny really. OCW is sort of like a light bulb. Whenever I'm around, and I have that belt...its brightly lit, and everything looks fantastic with that bright light shining over it. When I don't have the belt...that light dims...and not just a little bit either. It's so dim, you can't even see the Afro-American's residing in OCW. Now, if you can't understand the metaphor, I'm not saying that people get excited when I'm champ, and OCW booms...I'm saying that I AM the boom.

 

Look at the track record; I beat Mayhem, and OCW comes ALIVE! You have Leon coming back for the 28th time, the Ambition Era, and even Dane being as douchey as ever. The minute I lose the title...Mayhem is champ again, and OCW slowly dims down.

 

I come back at 'Cide to beat Seth...few months later, I'm in the title match. I win again, and OCW, once again BOOMS with activity, and the greatness it's known for. I lose the belt to Pato, but that doesn't matter. I'm so over, it keeps OCW afloat. Win the belt for a third time, and all hell breaks loose. Parker and Leon have MOTY, I face Nate in a...shitty match, but a match nonetheless. Pugh/Suda, failure of an F.I., tag titles, YOU NAME IT! I leave again for a long, deserved break...and look what happens.

 

You ruin the very foundation of OCW. No one is excited to see you as their champ, Dupree. I'm not saying they're excited for me, but even if they're watching me, waiting for me to lose...they're still watching me cupcake ;).

 

When the new season starts, or even before then, I WILL win back that belt, and then OCW can begin it boom back to the top where it belongs.

 

P.S. These Frosted Flakes are DEEEE-LICIOUS by the way. You should try some.

 

P.S.S. They taste even better with a mustache.

[Chris Baxter]

3 guys from team ocw 3 guys from lotus .. all in the chamber for a title shot .. now if we have surprise entrants ... ill mark out

 

 

and maybe ill say fuck it to the ex division and go strait for dupree as well

[Tiberius Dupree]

Whooooaaaaaa. Easy tiger. You'd flake too if you had Sensation's tiny Mexican Caimito's trying to barge their way into everything you did. I also did not want to learn about your sexual adventures, Mr. Dupree. Please keep those five gentlemen away from OCW. I implore you.

 

I just can't believe this Chamber is still happening. Does OCW even HAVE 5 guys who are worthy enough for a title match? In fact, does OCW even have 5 guys that are better than me to be chosen for a title shot? The answer...is no. Unless of course, you clone me 4 times, and fill each chamber with Aries. Hell, the other 4 might flake, but at least one of us will rid OCW of it's inactivity.

 

It's funny really. OCW is sort of like a light bulb. Whenever I'm around, and I have that belt...its brightly lit, and everything looks fantastic with that bright light shining over it. When I don't have the belt...that light dims...and not just a little bit either. It's so dim, you can't even see the Afro-American's residing in OCW. Now, if you can't understand the metaphor, I'm not saying that people get excited when I'm champ, and OCW booms...I'm saying that I AM the boom.

 

Look at the track record; I beat Mayhem, and OCW comes ALIVE! You have Leon coming back for the 28th time, the Ambition Era, and even Dane being as douchey as ever. The minute I lose the title...Mayhem is champ again, and OCW slowly dims down.

 

I come back at 'Cide to beat Seth...few months later, I'm in the title match. I win again, and OCW, once again BOOMS with activity, and the greatness it's known for. I lose the belt to Pato, but that doesn't matter. I'm so over, it keeps OCW afloat. Win the belt for a third time, and all hell breaks loose. Parker and Leon have MOTY, I face Nate in a...shitty match, but a match nonetheless. Pugh/Suda, failure of an F.I., tag titles, YOU NAME IT! I leave again for a long, deserved break...and look what happens.

 

You ruin the very foundation of OCW. No one is excited to see you as their champ, Dupree. I'm not saying they're excited for me, but even if they're watching me, waiting for me to lose...they're still watching me cupcake ;).

 

When the new season starts, or even before then, I WILL win back that belt, and then OCW can begin it boom back to the top where it belongs.

 

P.S. These Frosted Flakes are DEEEE-LICIOUS by the way. You should try some.

 

P.S.S. They taste even better with a mustache.

 

 

First of all I'm no Tiger, they tend to tuck their tails and flake. I'm more along the lines of a dragon, a dragon you have yet to slay. I'm not going to sit here and take up these fine people's time talking about my accolades and credentials, they see me every Thursday Night on Riot. EVERY WEEK, not just when the weather is fair, or when my ego needs a polish, but EVERY WEEK! See that's the difference between me and you Stephen, I do this because I love it, not for glory or for the titles.

 

So it's not my fault you couldn't handle Sensation and his childish antics. If you had the cajones like your's truly then you would put this company on your back and kept moving forward, slapping the boss on the way to all new heights. Face it you may have been the 'boom' three years ago, but right now your a relic, well more or less a flake of a relic.

 

Put it this way...(strokes invisible mustache)

 

If the "Ambition Era" never happened, where would this company be? Or how about this question, if the "Ambition Era" never happened would you sleep better at night? Because let's be honest here, us "Ambition" guys have been making your life miserable since we moved to Riot. Patolomai nearly ate your soul right from your flesh, and now Dimsmore threatens your very existence. Oh and let's not forget you have NEVER EVER beaten me mano y mano.

 

So you make your little come back next season, and IF you survive Dimsmore, which is unlikely, I'll be waiting. Because I'm not just the "BEST IN THE WORLD" a couple months out the year, but everyday of your unnatural menstrual cycle.

 

LET IT BURN!

 

 

[Aries]

First of all I'm no Tiger, they tend to tuck their tails and flake. I'm more along the lines of a dragon, a dragon you have yet to slay. I'm not going to sit here and take up these fine people's time talking about my accolades and credentials, they see me every Thursday Night on Riot. EVERY WEEK, not just when the weather is fair, or when my ego needs a polish, but EVERY WEEK! See that's the difference between me and you Stephen, I do this because I love it, not for glory or for the titles.

 

So it's not my fault you couldn't handle Sensation and his childish antics. If you had the cajones like your's truly then you would put this company on your back and kept moving forward, slapping the boss on the way to all new heights. Face it you may have been the 'boom' three years ago, but right now your a relic, well more or less a flake of a relic.

 

Put it this way...(strokes invisible mustache)

 

If the "Ambition Era" never happened, where would this company be? Or how about this question, if the "Ambition Era" never happened would you sleep better at night? Because let's be honest here, us "Ambition" guys have been making your life miserable since we moved to Riot. Patolomai nearly ate your soul right from your flesh, and now Dimsmore threatens your very existence. Oh and let's not forget you have NEVER EVER beaten me mano y mano.

 

So you make your little come back next season, and IF you survive Dimsmore, which is unlikely, I'll be waiting. Because I'm not just the "BEST IN THE WORLD" a couple months out the year, but everyday of your unnatural menstrual cycle.

 

LET IT BURN!

 

 

 

I'll let it burn alright. I'll let the crabs I got from that lovely Aunt of yours burn all night long. What was her name again? Aunt Marie? Such a lovely lady. You really should call her every now and again "champ". She worries that this business is getting to ya. What kind of champion doesn't keep in touch with his family. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

 

You keep bringing up the fact that I'm not around. Does it bother you? Does it bother you that I could be gone for months on end, return, and still be more over than you? Slapping the boss? I did one better. I kicked the teeth out of Our Hero's whorish mouth on the grandest stage. I embarrassed him on the show HE created. He was so angry he went and reformed a watered down version of a once impressive team.

 

Face it Dupree. You're nothing more than a placeholder. You're just the paperweight holding the belt in place until I come back and relieve you of your duties. Dragon, huh? That's cute. Do you know who Ares is? I believe the Greeks worship him as the God of War, no? Compared to your meek little dragonling status, I am the God of War. I represent the physical and violent aspects of war. You may have beaten me in the past, but best believe the universe has a way of evening it self out, and if I have to transform myself into the unstoppable warrior I once was, so be it. I kind of feel like having some grilled dragon steak for dinner.

[Tiberius Dupree]

I'll let it burn alright. I'll let the crabs I got from that lovely Aunt of yours burn all night long. What was her name again? Aunt Marie? Such a lovely lady. You really should call her every now and again "champ". She worries that this business is getting to ya. What kind of champion doesn't keep in touch with his family. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

 

You keep bringing up the fact that I'm not around. Does it bother you? Does it bother you that I could be gone for months on end, return, and still be more over than you? Slapping the boss? I did one better. I kicked the teeth out of Our Hero's whorish mouth on the grandest stage. I embarrassed him on the show HE created. He was so angry he went and reformed a watered down version of a once impressive team.

 

Face it Dupree. You're nothing more than a placeholder. You're just the paperweight holding the belt in place until I come back and relieve you of your duties. Dragon, huh? That's cute. Do you know who Ares is? I believe the Greeks worship him as the God of War, no? Compared to your meek little dragonling status, I am the God of War. I represent the physical and violent aspects of war. You may have beaten me in the past, but best believe the universe has a way of evening it self out, and if I have to transform myself into the unstoppable warrior I once was, so be it. I kind of feel like having some grilled dragon steak for dinner.

 

 

The only thing that bothers me is all the damn oil you use lather up your "original tattoos" and slide in your ever so "creative attire" just to flake on the grandest stage of them all. As for my Aunt Marie, she's more of a woman than you'll ever be, so watch you sack sucker there sister. Lullabys get sung when family gets involved.

 

See your career is like the carnival Aries, it comes to town once or twice a year, puts on a good show and disappears. So a clown claiming to be ring master is far from a god. I'm the dragon because I breathe an eternal fire into the heart of OCW. It's not a catchy gimmick or moniker, it's the essence it which I embody. Therefore your return/flake/leave has no bearing on El Fuego's success here in OCW.

 

So again and again must I reiterate why are you focused on my "paperwork" when you have Dimsmore hiding under your desk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Aries]

The only thing that bothers me is all the damn oil you use lather up your "original tattoos" and slide in your ever so "creative attire" just to flake on the grandest stage of them all. As for my Aunt Marie, she's more of a woman than you'll ever be, so watch you sack sucker there sister. Lullabys get sung when family gets involved.

 

See your career is like the carnival Aries, it comes to town once or twice a year, puts on a good show and disappears. So a clown claiming to be ring master is far from a god. I'm the dragon because I breathe an eternal fire into the heart of OCW. It's not a catchy gimmick or moniker, it's the essence it which I embody. Therefore your return/flake/leave has no bearing on El Fuego's success here in OCW.

 

So again and again must I reiterate why are you focused on my "paperwork" when you have Dimsmore hiding under your desk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here we go with the irrelevant matters. The ATTIRE is completely original. Sewn out of lamb skin and children's tears. The ones that cried when they noticed that your title reign is as boring as a Trevor McManus promo. You have all these people eating out of the palm of your hand. The likes of K.D. and that crying vagina we call a boss, and I wouldn't get too excited with them as fans. That's like getting a golden star from a kid with Down Syndrome. You mock my tattoos, and my oil? How dare you. These tattoos ARE original. Just because they stretch across my manchest. How DARE you.

 

HOW DARE YOU take the Smythe approach. You have nothing else to say, so you attack a person's looks or moveset. How about you? Look at you with those Bedazzler fire designs on your tights. That horrible Fabio haircut. Then you have the nerve to mock my oil lathered body? For your information, IT'S NOT OIL. I wash my body with lavender, and teals in the shower.

 

So what you're saying is that...I'm essentially a fun place to be? I loved the carnival when I was a kid...didn't you? All the elephants, and Ferris Wheels. How could you NOT enjoy a carnival? But...wouldn't you much rather be a carnival, than a DMV? Because that's what you're like Dupree. You wait hours on end...sometimes in a chair, sometimes in a long line of Generic Jim's, just for something to happen. Then a new number is called...and you get excited. MAYBE IT'S MY NUMBER! But it's not. It's the jackass sitting next to you with a nose ring, and a faux hawk. So you keep...waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

 

Just like your title reign. I'm sitting here...waiting, and waiting, and waiting...for something to HAPPEN. Something to make me say MAYBE Dupree ISN'T the snooze of the town, but it just doesn't HAPPEN. You put me to sleep faster than an entire bottle of Nyquil. As for Dimsmore...I'll deal with him at the 8 year anniversary show. When I'm done putting that creep in his place, I'll put you back into yours. Right back into the midcarder hell status you SHOULD be in.

[Mr.Sensation]

The likes of K.D. and that crying vagina we call a boss, and I wouldn't get too excited with them as fans.

 

**** Dupree, and while we are at it **** you too, lavender trash.

[Tiberius Dupree]

Here we go with the irrelevant matters. The ATTIRE is completely original. Sewn out of lamb skin and children's tears. The ones that cried when they noticed that your title reign is as boring as a Trevor McManus promo. You have all these people eating out of the palm of your hand. The likes of K.D. and that crying vagina we call a boss, and I wouldn't get too excited with them as fans. That's like getting a golden star from a kid with Down Syndrome. You mock my tattoos, and my oil? How dare you. These tattoos ARE original. Just because they stretch across my manchest. How DARE you.

 

HOW DARE YOU take the Smythe approach. You have nothing else to say, so you attack a person's looks or moveset. How about you? Look at you with those Bedazzler fire designs on your tights. That horrible Fabio haircut. Then you have the nerve to mock my oil lathered body? For your information, IT'S NOT OIL. I wash my body with lavender, and teals in the shower.

 

So what you're saying is that...I'm essentially a fun place to be? I loved the carnival when I was a kid...didn't you? All the elephants, and Ferris Wheels. How could you NOT enjoy a carnival? But...wouldn't you much rather be a carnival, than a DMV? Because that's what you're like Dupree. You wait hours on end...sometimes in a chair, sometimes in a long line of Generic Jim's, just for something to happen. Then a new number is called...and you get excited. MAYBE IT'S MY NUMBER! But it's not. It's the jackass sitting next to you with a nose ring, and a faux hawk. So you keep...waiting, and waiting, and waiting.

 

Just like your title reign. I'm sitting here...waiting, and waiting, and waiting...for something to HAPPEN. Something to make me say MAYBE Dupree ISN'T the snooze of the town, but it just doesn't HAPPEN. You put me to sleep faster than an entire bottle of Nyquil. As for Dimsmore...I'll deal with him at the 8 year anniversary show. When I'm done putting that creep in his place, I'll put you back into yours. Right back into the midcarder hell status you SHOULD be in.

 

 

The only irrelevant matter is the fact that you keep opening your face and my name keeps spilling out. But if you claim 6 or more men standing in a circle spraying you with man milk is lavender I'll take your word for it. If I'm not mistaken I saw those same tribal tattoos on some Samoan guy playing a tooth fairy. And please don't EVER and I mean EVER mention my name in the same breath as Smythe or Trevor, I almost threw up in my mouth.

 

Anyway I'm no OCW Historian but your title reigns aren't very lengthy by any comparison. And I surprised you mentioned KD's name since every time your booked against him, you some how become Houdini with a migraine.

 

Face it Aries, the fact that OCW keeps rolling on without eats at every fiber of your being. Otherwise you wouldn't have opened your god awful greasy face in the first place. We're approaching 8 years of greatest and your no longer on top, I Am.

 

 

[Aries]

The only irrelevant matter is the fact that you keep opening your face and my name keeps spilling out. But if you claim 6 or more men standing in a circle spraying you with man milk is lavender I'll take your word for it. If I'm not mistaken I saw those same tribal tattoos on some Samoan guy playing a tooth fairy. And please don't EVER and I mean EVER mention my name in the same breath as Smythe or Trevor, I almost threw up in my mouth.

 

Anyway I'm no OCW Historian but your title reigns aren't very lengthy by any comparison. And I surprised you mentioned KD's name since every time your booked against him, you some how become Houdini with a migraine.

 

Face it Aries, the fact that OCW keeps rolling on without eats at every fiber of your being. Otherwise you wouldn't have opened your god awful greasy face in the first place. We're approaching 8 years of greatest and your no longer on top, I Am.

 

 

 

Lengthy? No. Absolutely fantastic? Damn straight. My last reign was one of the most exciting title reigns in OCW since I can even remember. I was on the biggest roll of my career, and it was only 2 months. If I can make the title matter again in two months...think what I can do in a year. For you...it doesn't matter if you've held a belt for as long as Spoon, or Mayhem. A year...two years. You can be the longest reigning champion all you want, but until you make OCW a place that doesn't make me feel drowsy everytime I come here, I really don't care.

 

When have I ever ran away from K.D? You must be smoking from the same hashish pipe as Our Hero, because I would never run from ANY fight. I fought Mayhem three times in a row only to be defeated by the super omega monster splash dive driver. I'm not a coward, by any means.

 

Give me a break. You're only on top because I'm ALLOWING you to be on top. Unlike The Steve...I don't need three chances to snatch that belt from those tiny grubby paws that you call hands. After the 8 year anniversary show...just give me one chance. One SHOT to make you matter. One opportunity to give you the best match, best rivalry, and the best damn ending to a title reign any champ could ask for, because that's all I need.

[Cody Storm]

I don't mean to interject here, well yes I do, but I think everyone's forgetting one minor detail. I'm next. When the dust has settled and the winner of the chamber drags his practically lifeless body out of the steel structure, and after you, Aries, have returned from having your head sewn back on from the beating I'm sure Dimsmore is going to have to give you, I'm still going to be here.

 

This, I'm sure, sounds stupid to you all, right? Cody Storm, he's a tag team wrestler, the man hasn't done anything worth noting since winning and then dumping the 2011 Future Investment, right? He's not of the same caliber as Tiberius Dupree or Aries, right? Well, WRONG! I won the first OCW Chamber match, the one everyone seems to want to forget about. I won that title shot that everyone seems to want to forget about even more than the match, but you can't, I'm not going to let everyone forget about it.

 

I came to OCW in the first place to prove that I could make it anywhere, that the countless championships that I won elsewhere weren't just ornaments, that I could handle the best and the rest just like I always knew that I could. Since getting here, I've had a few stumbles, screwed up quite royally a few times, but the fact of the matter is that I've won my shot and I'm sure as hell going to get it. I've learned fairly quickly that if you're not going to push yourself around here, no one else is going to do it for you. So consider this my insertion into the limelight: By the the time we roll around to the OCW 9 year anniversary show I am guaranteeing that Cody Storm will have at least one Online Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship reign under his belt.