The Clash: Feburary 2013

[Matsuda]

Excuse me?

 

Post your damn review this thread is stagnant.

[Jacob Trance]

Trance Review

 

 

The catering available at the start of the show was fantastic, there was venison steak, chicken balmoral and some pretty freaking sweet mashed potatoes. There was also sweet potatoe fries for a health option, which is always a plus. Unfortunately after Komodo and I were done all that was left were breadsticks.

[Mr.Sensation]

Gonna wait for the Code before I open my flood gates.

[Cody Storm]

Before starting I'd like to make clear that some of these notes are coming from thoughts I had while watching it through the first time. These will be pointed out as such.

 

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Spider on commentary is always fantastic, last time I saw him on commentary he was a heel, so this should be a nice change of pace.

 

This kid is obviously on something, everyone wants Leon's autograph! Pugh definitely needs to be watched though, he's showing criminal signs. Hanging outside of stalls, picking up little boys. It's a smart move for the father to stay with them every step of the way, very smart. No, but for real, it's nice to see someone willing to do things for their fans, the last few fan interactions we've had resulted in fans getting knocked unconscious.

 

Moore vs Raze was VERY long. I suggested during it that someone start thinking about giving up, but the match continued nonetheless xD. It was back and forth though, and so I don't exactly fault them. A nice match for both, and a good win for Raze. By the way Raze, if you read this, I saw that you have your motto on XBL as your win/loss record, I don't care if you do that, but I wouldn't update it until the shows go up, it's a bit of a spoiler.

 

Written while watching the show the first time: I truly hope Trance/Komodo vs BAF is the next #1 contenders tag title match, I'd kill to see it, if Warren weren't going to leave Suda for Cerberus, that is.

 

Dimsmore makes great points. The Best Anger Friends are the most intimidating team going right now, with the A-Team gone of course, with Komodo and Trance a close second. That being said, if I were Dimsmore, I'd be feeling a little slighted here as well, that being said, if you want respect Dimsmore: Cerberus is your solution ;).

 

Tobin's RP is on point, he gets what a win over Dims can mean, and he's got that quiet intensity going, the result of the anger was saw just a night ago on Ambition, except this time I think he's controlling it to bring it out in the match.

 

Written while watching the show: Tobin is going to die for popping up off of the piledriver xD. FROST FIGHT OUT! THQ SCREWED TOBIN FROST! That match was actually pretty great, I expected a more one sided match, but Tobin really showed off towards the end there.

 

Written while watching the show:

I want to slap the Rising Sons. Like hard in the mouth. Guess I get my chance on Riot this week!

 

It's a different side of Parker we're seeing here. He's usually hit first, think second, and it's good seeing him be a little more reserved going into an intimidating match such as The Cell.

 

Written while watching the show:

Do what you want with the shirt Scumbag, we still make money!

 

The Trance, Baxter, and Komodo RP had me rolling! I didn't see it creating a match, but it was a good way to rectify it. And when Jay stepped in, it only got funnier.

 

Written while watching the show: WORK SHOP THEM ALL!

 

The Rising Sons and The Bloodline put on a pretty decent match. It turned out better than I remember it. K.D. crushing Wesley in the end was pretty awesome, and Smythe standing at the top of the apron, not just watching it, but taunting it was hilarious (yes, I think I'm funny, fuck you all).

 

I'm pretty sure Hollywood is the next TV champion.... or at least he says he is xD. I'm looking forward to the match.

 

I whole heartedly agree that Suda/Dims are the best team going, other than Cerberus, but they haven't had many tag matches. I'd like to see that change. Also, props to Suda on the FF reference.

 

Written while watching the show: Spoon still has the greatest entrance of us all.

 

The match was a very solid match. I didn't realize that this was an elimination match, but it was really good. I didn't expect K.D. to go out first, and I think Mania showed that he's getting better at this years game. I expect him to start whooping some ass soon. I know Trance got the W, but the fact that Mania stayed "uninjured" the longest stood out to me the most.

 

Written while watching the show: Scofield's RP very much impressed me

 

Scofield is very short with his words. But he chose them carefully, and it came off well. I liked how he picked something simple to harp on, like wrapping his hands, to get the one trackness of the thought process across.

 

I'll do more later

[Cody Storm]

Dupree's confiscating signs now? What a dick bag! What a good idea though, demoralize the crowd so they don't lend your opponent support. Smart enough. I expect Pugh and Dupree to go farther on this one, but who knows sometimes, maybe this is a one off encounter.

 

Written while watching the show: That's The Vega right? The character that preceded Tyro. I'll be honest, I wasn't totally sure there was one, I just thought Vega was a preferred nickname, or that Vega became Tyro. My ignorance is showing. What a clever intro by the Villain. This is genious, I didn't see this coming at all and I'm kind of loving it. The only thing missing here is the belt xD.

 

The match was fantastic, as I stated earlier. It kind of bummed me that two ppv's in a row (not that, that says a ton since the last ppv was last year!) we had a storylined ending with the Ex title, but at least they were good storylines. This one gave Terry some more depth to his character, so I'm excited to see where this goes. And Suda's great title reign continues.

 

Written while watching the show: Perhaps the only thing that could upstage the remergence of Vega, the rememergence of one O.G. Baracas! Damn, he didn't actually come back yet, but that RP is very indicative of his writing style, so hopefully it's fortelling. It would only push the tag team division further, obviously, for the champions to return.

 

Written while watching the show:

Wait, but Suda did win..... right?

 

Written while watching the show: Poling does have a point, it's a little ironic that The Tv Championship is going to be decided for the first time in a long time on PPV. I didn't realize how much larger Hollywood is compared to Scofield. But Scofield is still flipping him about with ease, he must know how to manipulate weight and momentum from his MMA training. Hollywood Drive! I get that the lariat is flashy, but it is still the ugliest animated move of all time. Props to Scofield for using The Leap of Faith, I remember that move used to be so spotty when it came to landing it right. It makes for a great finisher though, and a nice win to become The NEW TV Champion!

 

Written while watching the show: Dupree is making me laugh xD. Your head of security belongs standing gaurd at a nursery.

 

It's pretty funny that he's freaking out over something that is now barely even consistent with the term scar. What a wuss. But his pep talk had me laughing out loud pretty hard.

 

Written while watching the show: The after RP commentary clearly means management is not pleased with Raze trying to cut in line for the TV title, but the RP itself was good, should be an interesting development.

 

"That was a miscarriage of justice" What a terrible thing to say xD. But I told you all, those Ambition refs are no good, Hollywood now sees it first hand. I'm sure he'll be right back on the TV title trail, though I know to be the first to hold the new TV title would have tasted that much sweeter, you'll get it eventually.

 

Written while watching the show: Last time Sensation spoke like this, we got Lotus the reboot.

 

I kind of can't wait to find out what plan B is.

 

Bedlam's off his rocker!

 

Written while watching the show: Parker must be serious, he's wearing actual wrestling attire (of course even that is flicking us off). Pretty sure Parker just shoved Tibby's head right onto the steps, that was gnarly.

 

The match was pretty good, a little anticlimactic, but it fit because Parker wanted to ensure that they stayed in The Cell so no one could interfere. I definitely thought Tibby had it towards the end.

 

I will say that I definitely thought we'd see Sensation close the show, and I was looking forward to it, but hopefully that only leads to a crazy Riot. Like I said, I want to know what plan B is.

[Mr.Sensation]

You are a great man, SON OF GOD!

[Michael Hollywood]

I thought OCW was a family friendly show. On Riot we have a pervert hanging out in bathroom stalls, on Ambition we have a guy who degrades women, and on this PPV we have Riot's bathroom pervert abducting little boys and we also have a Long John Silvers pirate talking about doing gay pirate porn. What's up with that?!

[Illuminati]

I thought OCW was a family friendly show. On Riot we have a pervert hanging out in bathroom stalls, on Ambition we have a guy who degrades women, and on this PPV we have Riot's bathroom pervert abducting little boys and we also have a Long John Silvers pirate talking about doing gay pirate porn. What's up with that?!

 

To quote my friends Big Al Poling, OUR HERO and Tiberius Dupree, "This is Parker's America"

[Parker]

To quote my friends Big Al Poling, OUR HERO and Tiberius Dupree, "This is Parker's America"

 

Lmao.

[Bloom]

What is there to say that hasn't been touched in? Plenty!

 

I really thoroughly enjoyed the Tag Match, even if at points it turned into a brawl, not my cup of tea per choice but both teams used a lot of double team tactics and the end result is an extremely watchable competitive match.

 

Tobin and Dims, I am not blind I know that Dims is kind of floundering so when making a card I wanted to put him in something so he had a chance to play. Low and behold dims vs A rookie, what confuses me is everyone saw Dims murdering Frost, but Frosty almost got one over on Dimshawk, be it the nature of the game or some combination of skill/luck/mechanics, either way it was a very good match that helped Dims do something and write something on a PPV and helped put a rookie over, so for that YOU'RE WELCOME!

 

I liked the Rookie opener and then I didn't like it, if someone tells you to cut it short, cut it short. It's hard enough watching a 30 min 4 way with 4 Mid to Top guys, a 30 min rookie match (your killing me smalls).

 

Suda continues to be a vanilla Mandarin orange punk, keep talking about me son, I'm squid ink all over you Shikuko bag see how you feel Jive ass turkey with no feathers.

 

Pugh is killing me with his John Cena Schtick, son you ain't Cena PUGH STAHP!

 

As for the end of show, sometimes you just got to let it roll, I can't always do a MEGA SWERVE. If you keep using the same trick people will stop caring. But rest assured, I got scumbags number, the fact he didn't leave the cell is proof that I am in his mind, the fact that he wore fucking tights after I don't know how many years, I am in his mind whether he knows it or not.

 

I think ya'll will dig Plan B, if you don't go fuck yourself!