Riot Episode 337

[Bloom]

It's not like I ain't told you about it, you just CHOOSE to ignore it. Therefore Ima make fun of you.

Jive ass turkey with no neck!

[Leon Valentine]

That tag match on page 2 freezes then goes black and just plays a song. That only happening to me or anyone else?

[Jacob Trance]

That tag match on page 2 freezes then goes black and just plays a song. That only happening to me or anyone else?

 

Happens with everyone.

[Bloom]

FIX IT SOMEONE FIX IT!!!!!!! I don't wanna have to use remote technology!!!!!!!

[Parker]

FIX IT SOMEONE FIX IT!!!!!!! I don't wanna have to use remote technology!!!!!!!

 

There's nothing to fix......thats the actual video that was submitted.

 

Dupree vs Leon was a WAR....god damn.

[Pugh]

Dupree vs Leon proves that Pugh vs Dupree vs Leon is the biggest, most exciting match never to happen in OCW. Well done idiots. #stealingtheshow

[Tiberius Dupree]

that booty came crashing down on Poling and Scaggs, lucky the table was the only thing crushed!

[Cody Storm]

Gibbs, just break out. You're huge. Just break out of jail, if anyone has the arsenal and money to go one on one with the US millitary and win, it's probably you.

 

There you go, I said last week that I wasn't currently loving the reveal, but Dims just talked me into liking it like I knew he could. HOLY SHIT, PARKER HAS A GHOST ON HIS TEAM, I SAW THAT CHAIR! For real though, never thought about using the conchairto with just one person, it looked better than you'd think. You're kicking some ass too.... oh god, Suda's here. And he just took Parker's head off. What happened to him being morose and useless? isn't that better for OCW. THE REAL CONCHAIRTO, Dimsmore isn't powerful enough to harness the netherworld. I always think this laugh is actually Jay, and hearing it repeatedly is giving me the creeps. Valmont should take some notes though, because this is how a beatdown segment should go, nice job guys. Someone does need to explain Suda being active again though.

 

While I do agree with Leon, Sean needs to go take a long hard look at himself, Sean's right too: No one gives a damn about Hollywood! By the way Sean, you're only as golden as what you're holdin' ;).

 

Jookie, did you even watch your own match? You didn't win by JKO, you won with the One and Only you jackass! I thought this was only your second Ex Division Championship, my mistake, but you're still far from public enemy number one. Try the World Heavyweight Championship for that one sir xD.

 

I don't think Bu' Tay is actually wearing clothes.... Pretty sure we can get kicked off of cable stations for this. I feel like Sinn is in a losing battle here. Bu' Tay (hereby the be refered to as Tay for ease of typing reasons) can just sit on her and get a pin first try. Earthquake used to do it, no reason Tay can't. Sinn just moonwalked taunting Tay while she was coming off of the ropes, it was awesome. you could not have timed that rebound hurricanrana much worse, it looked like you just jumped up and landed on your head because "it was the fun thing to do!" Sinn with a nasty elbow drop to Tay on the outside! OH MY LORD (I've had to start saying that instead, because I hate the alternative now a days) that was a hell of a backdrop through the table! Still on page one and that's the second Super kick we've seen, we're going to need to invest in some asprin backstage. Tay just biffed the wheel kick, couldn't lift her butt high enough to hit it I guess. She does a mean bulldog off of the ropes though. She hits it again, it looks like her butt is acting like rubber and giving her extra momentum coming off of the ropes. Did she just jump onto Sinn's shoulders?! How did Sinn stay standing? Sinn with the TERRAPIN DDT! Tay's boots look like gauntlets, I'm expecting her to ride out with the calvalry and try to slay the King (not me please). Sinn took up Pugh's old wake up taunt, it looks better on her ;).

 

If you say "God damn it Cody" isn't it pretty much the same as asking a father to ground his child?

 

Wait... your top hat comes decked out with drugs and drug paraphanilia? I did not know that. I approve! I was going to say, those aren't the lyrics xD. Spoon's right though, he keeps going like this and he should be racking up the W's. Yikes, those are some harsh words from Trance. I know weed can make people less agressive, but I still can't believe Mania didn't deck him.

 

I know he doesn't speak english very well, but god damn does Matsumoto sound like a moron. Mari's going to dump yo ass if you don't bring home the bacon Mugen!

 

This is THE best video quality I've ever seen! Had to put in a Germany reference huh? I understand. Why would someone as large as Komodo ever opt to army crawl? Why would anyone ever opt to army crawl actually (outside of it's practical use on the battlefield of course). It wouldn't surprise me if McGee was completely open to help me schedule wise and just sat wherever he was and watched that shit on TV.

 

I was thinking of using this song for the recap video I just made for R2G, now glad I went with The Lion King instead xD. I guess he is indeed a former King of OCW. What is with you and having men lay below you Trance? Dramatic effect, or latent homosexual tendencies? I'll let everyone make up their own minds xD. Maybe Aries is out here to help me? I mean, last time we saw each other he was throwing me around the parking lot to stop me from taking his OCW Championship, but they say time mends all wounds right? Is he complimenting this terrorist?! Oh, ok, maybe not. Good! I forgot Aries was in the tourney. It's probably me trying to repress any controversy that may have surrounded my win. Not a smart move Aries... trust me, I found out last week.

 

Spoonman to save the day! He may be a complete dick but the way that Our Hero insults people is never short of hilarious.

 

I definitely thought the Fall Out Boy song was coming from my itunes xD. Another week of mathcups we didn't think we'd ever see: Aries and Komodo facing off! This would be a great match for Spoon to start racking those wins up in though, and he has a damn good partner to help him do it. Well..... the match was good while it was going xD. Oh, Aries backstabbed Spoon, I guess Spoon doesn't have a good partner to help him rack up W's; what a dick! "A man whose name is synonymous with the phrase 'there's always next time'" OUCH! Mania, I hope you beat this man's ass.

 

I wonder if Tobin and I were at the same hospital? You're looking for Samuel Adams? I'm afraid going to a hospital is not the correct place to be looking. Oh, yes, this kid. Tobin you better watch out, this can't be a friendly situation. I know he's only a rook and not making a ton of money yet, but I hope either Tobin or OCW is footing the bill for this, because John's Hopkins is not cheap! Oh.... he specifically says that he is, my bad xD. Sean has to be paying this kid, there are plenty of people who would kill to be punched in the face by The Television Champion!

 

Gibbs is here?! I thought he wasn't out yet? I guess Greeny is more talented than I gave him credit for. THE BELTS ARE BACK, THE DROUGHT IS OVER! Mez Murdoc just stole my combo, WTF MEZ!? Mez is killing this man, maybe The Sons wish the drought would come back? Omar is in the ring! Good job reversing the tag move, that's how the A-Team kills you, with very powerful double team moves. One of the only teams going that seems to take advantage of the tag team stat. I'm surprised Gibbs hasn't broken his hand doing that tomahawk chop. The Sons are getting worked over, as Gibbs has already nailed a jacknife. Mez just ran right through the mist, he didn't even care. Why are you tagging in the injured guy? Do I have to say this every week? It's a bad idea xD. There we go Mugen, quick tag out, now you're thinking. Get out of the ring Mez, you're a good guy. Wow, Matsumoto is kicking both members of the A-Team out with the same move, and on the same side at that. He was starting to go on a roll, then biffed it to the outside, so that's done now xD. The full nelson slam to finally put away a match that originally looked like a mugging. Matsumoto did a great job of trying to will his team back into it though. Mari's going to dump Mugen.

 

Please tell me this is how they redo the Hardcore title and make the actual WWE Hardcore title! Actually Dupree, if you were watching, it would appear Matsuda has snapped out of it. Or maybe that was a momentary lapse of 'I need to help my Best Anger Friend' who knows? I'm glad Leon has you in the ring tonight, I hope he beats some sense back into your empty head.

 

I'm not saying showing up was the smartest thing, but isn't this cruel and unusual punishment? Did I make an enemy in management or something? And I forgot to mute the match audio, sorry I forgot after going through making all of the cuts to try and reduce the lag in the playback.

 

.... Was this brilliant man Aries? Did you two just say this on the same night? I smell a conspiracy! I don't know why this RP just reminded me to order my sister's grad gift, but thank you none-the-less Spider. The powers that be are kind of retarded huh? I don't really blame Spider for going crazy, he's been screwed a couple of times recently. Lets talk about this bill he must be racking up though with all of the OCW technology he has broken throughout his career...

 

This is why nicknames are earned, not made up for one's self... Oh good, Suda's broken again. I like him better this way, means he doesn't run his mouth as much :). I thought Dupree was talking about the glue at first, I was wondering why Suda would respond. Holy shit, who knew Roofus knew that kind of language.

 

Jook, you picked the wrong titan tron sir. You're far from the picture of power. That really is some of the creepiest music of all time. I swear this video is loading in rhythm with the punches being thrown, it's kind of cool. Security gaurds ain't got nothing on Spider! This is why you don't just walk aro..... world title now, yeah ok!

 

It's a travesty that Crowe is no longer using Cry Little Sister! Sean can't seem to play nice with the living, maybe he'll find himself fighting the dead. The mutton chops on Crowe make me laugh when they are with the face paint. Crowe has the upper hand so far. But he picks a bad time to try and rub it in as Sean comes flying in with a clothesline. The opponent just looks like complete dead weight on that spinebuster McGee has. Yikes the Tombstone to end the match, looked nasty. Didn't take McGee completely out though, as he got the dirty uperhand on the devil-worshipper.

 

How come Dupree gets his own private security force, but we can't even have some half-way decent arena security? Poor Leon. It's true, no self respecting wrestler would use an ape costume.

 

Oh lord. It worked when we were kids, why wouldn't it work now? Roofus has the right idea. Roofus' mom sounds like she came out of 'The Waterboy'. I wouldn't be surprised if Parker had some demon in him. Though when I think of partial demons, they usually have some hair.... so maybe not.

 

You shouldn't beat yourself up too bad Tobin, Sean can get under the skin of the best of them. That's why they call him DDN.

 

Good to have the match we all knew was coming made official.

 

Not this damn catchy theme! I think someone in the truck screwed up that name plate, get on your shit Bill! I hope someone hits you while you do that cartwheel one day. Now you're thinking with portals Tibby, teleporting behind Leon for the knees to the back. I don't know about anyone else, but whenever someone hits that first signature on me I go into "uh-oh" mode in my head xD. Three clicks now? Leon, get back in this match sir, don't let this chump beat you! He's got Dreamstreet on him (I don't know what Tibby calls it). Come on Leon, you need to battle back into this one! I have faith in you sir. Oh shit, I didn't realize Tibby was set up for another finisher, nice reversal. Leon just guillotined himself jumping out of the ring there. You can't do that triangle dropkick, that's Tibby's! He just destroyed Dupree's back sending him crashing into the unfolded chair like that. Dupree paid him back with a vicious superplex though. Really xD? He gets hit with a finisher, kicks out, and is up with a signature. I assume he already had it from the superplex, but that still seems so weird xD. Nice reversal of Dreamstreet, or I assume it was Dreamstreet, into the LKO. HE'S GOT THE DRAGON SLAYER ON! but Leon manages to get to the ropes, phew! Man, a great match, but kind of sad ending considering Leon was trying to back away and give Dupree some room. But the match overall is my vote for MOTN. Looks like more people are doing the winning animations after the matches. It definitely makes it look more polished, I'll have to start remembering to add those.

 

I really enjoyed this Riot overall, definitely an exciting road to 'Lution thus far.

[Leon Valentine]

kind of sad ending considering Leon was trying to back away and give Dupree some room. But the match overall is my vote for MOTN. Looks like more people are doing the winning animations after the matches. It definitely makes it look more polished, I'll have to start remembering to add those.

 

Tibby didn't do anything wrong there. He saw his chance and he took it, I could've reversed it but I didn't see it coming.

 

Tbh i pulled a Jeff Hardy at the end. I was going to go for a wake up taunt into LKO but I got a sig after my corner suplex instead. I wanted to hit the shining wizard and it ended up costing me.

 

I nearly almost always add a winning animation. I like to take pride in my work and it just makes matches look better instead of cutting out right after the win. That's just me though.

[Cody Storm]

You callin' me lazy because I don't download the CAW of every person I'm matched up against? Because you're right.