Riot Episode 338

[Mr.Hennig]

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Episode 338

 

The 'Unsafe Work Enviroment' Edition.

[Tiberius Dupree]

First!

[Justin Raze]

Second!

[Dimsmore]

First!

 

In the category of Worst Possible Face Imaginable. Yes you are first.

[A.C. Cobra]

In the category of Worst Possible Face Imaginable. Yes you are first.

 

stop being a dick!

[Dimsmore]

stop being a dick!

 

If you only knew the nonsense I've dealt with from Dupree over the 15 years I've known him, then you'd understand.

[A.C. Cobra]

If you only knew the nonsense I've dealt with from Dupree over the 15 years I've known him, then you'd understand.

 

carry on carry on

[Bloom]

Nice to. See. Wl8 shaping up like. The rko out of no where.

[Jacob Trance]

Razes RP was impressive.

 

Shaking my head at the main event tag match... Irritating conduct.

 

Now, to watch the rest of the matches, in reverse.

 

Now onto something that resembles a review, seeing as all I'm doing is "dying of monkey lung." (Fuck you Park.)

 

 

 

So we open with a Chinese guy, a Japanese guy and some white chicks drinking cheap liqour, whilst messing around with iPads. Sounds like highschool to me. Matusumoto is in action tonight, but he's got this!

 

**1/2***

 

Next up is Parker addressing his no longer mystery assailant known as Mr. Mowhawk. Is he a Night Elf Mowhawk? Anyway... Can you still say you retired Hall of Famers? I mean one just... Pretty much came back without a proper explanation as to how, he didn't explain a lot of things though. -Receives LKO whilst writing review-

 

And there we have it, it's official all thanks to the deviously delightful mind of one, Our Hero, Lord Cu... Lord Sensation. Parker now feels the pain of last years F.I winner, having it stolen from him to be cashed in, except this time on him, at the grandest cheeseburge... stage. I said stage, of them all. Wresltepoleosuesm. Wrong company, Wrestlution!

 

*****

 

Strange crowd reactions abound with Cerberus tonight, I'll touch more on that later, but basically there's somesort of problem within the ranks, that will no doubt either result in an implosion, or they'll brush it under the carpet and circle jerk after the show. Hey, it looks like that's how it'll go, right?

 

Cody comes across pretty weak here, like the guy saying to the hot chick "please don't, I don't want it to end like this!" when being broken up with. Bravo, he's the one with the title in the faction and comes across as a little bitch in this, although Leon sure looks like the peace keeper and the most mentally robust of the group.

 

*****

 

Jookie next, setting up a match with DJesus Djones, without pointing out he actually HAD a scheduled match, kid has to be high, because he's scheduled to be crushed by the one, the only, Anti-Chris.

 

*****

 

A very good segment from Scofield, I just hope he gets something to work with shortly, anything, maybe I should talk to him about... Things... But, he has a point, him and Hollywood were on a collision course, then he just vanished, OMG fell apart fairly quckly, probably Leons fault. He always kills factions. -Receives another LKO.-

 

Anyway, I actually enjoy Scofields own uncertainty at the end, it gives him an overall view of humanity, as opposed to GRR ME MMA FIGHTER, ME SLAM.

 

*****

 

Knives, sharks, biting, fins, blood, scumbags and Sensations. And some spelling errors, read it for yourselves.

 

*****

 

Another RP I can't say much about, Codys writing usually bores the utter fuckery out of me, even when he's trying to be angry. I'm the monster? Hah, you treated me like shit and kicked me to the curb for a "brother" who bailed on you. Are you Kain, or Able, Son of Fraud? The announcement is the key point of this, which he does a good job of building to. SOMEPEOPLE would announce it then rabble on about what they're going to do for about ten lines.

 

***1/2**

 

Hah, I spotted the subtle Jew Joke there in that RP. I'm actually really looking forward to Pugh vs Dupree at Lution, hopefully we get the lawyer vs Roofus shortly in a comical gold match. Though the situation with the HC and the WHC muddys the water, Parker cannot officially win the belt that Dupree has never won, so it's lose lose for Scumbag Steve Austin. No doubt though, Dinsmore won't want Dupree to take away his chance at the strap, could plan D be plan Dupree with the contract that was signed being a fake, so that after Parker and Dupree get done, Dinsmore cashes in, Parker loses his belt, and Jaysin then faces the Night Elf Mowhawk at Lution to be OCW champion again?

 

*****

 

So, to tell you guys what happened, I was out helping OCW's Make-A-Wish qouta, seeing as we killed the last Make-A-Wish kid we had, building houses for the homeless out in the heat of Chicago, I have a house there after all, and one of the Mexicans sneezed on me, so I contracted Mexican Monkey Lung, and sadly I could not be available to shut Codys nasty Jew mouth.

 

*****

 

GREATEST ROLEPLAY EVER

 

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Raze RP next, couple of grammatical errors, but the kid is trying. I was impressed as I don't recall reading anything too... Well put together of his.

 

*****

 

Sean McGee, TOBIN FROST BE COMIN' FOR YOU!

 

*****

 

Oh look, it's Leon again, DON'T DO IT CODY, LET US PLAY SWALLOW THE LEADER INSTEAD.

 

*****

 

Another good RP from Dupree, but it's "slithers" not "slivers."

 

*****

 

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All in all, a great show with the roleplays doing their purpose. The matches were decent as well, though the tag match did disappoint me.

 

***** for RIOT 338!

[Parker]

Nice review....but quit being such a grammar nazi, you monkey lunged faggot.