Riot 387

[Parker]

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The 'Hell doesn't want them' edition

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Show note : Problem with the Tag match codec, so I had to up it to youtube, but they muted the audio :( so just play itunes or something when you watch it.

[Parker]

Incase people don't know who he is..this is better quality than the Video's Smythe has been posting :)

 

 

And here's a link for all the rooks to a ton of OCW Superstar videos :)

 

http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?13435-OCW-Superstar-Videos

[Pugh]

Incase people don't know who he is..this is better quality than the Video's Smythe has been posting :)

 

 

And here's a link for all the rooks to a ton of OCW Superstar videos :)

 

http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?13435-OCW-Superstar-Videos

 

I can't believe Whoopi Goldberg was allowed to wrestle topless on network television

[Illuminati]

I'm taking credit for everything that went right on the show and letting it be known that anything that went wrong is Pugh's fault

[Pugh]

I'm taking credit for everything that went right on the show and letting it be known that anything that went wrong is Pugh's fault

 

How dare you, i don't even work here. I had to buy a ticket for Damnation

[Jacob Trance]

Right, a lot of people are going to fall out with me for the following review, but it's time people got it a bit rough.

 

 

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Page One

 

We open with Arnaud telling Matsumuto he will in fact be wrestling his opponent instead. So that would give us Mats vs Sid, then we get a letter handed to Arnaud, perhaps signalling that Sid won't be able to compete tonight? Then Matsumoto randomly shouts Mugen because he thinks it'll get him a N.A title shot. This character is stupidly racist, I mean seriously, I imagine the hell I would get if I had a big black guy that ate KFC, watermelon drank grape soda and ran around chucking spears.

 

You're essentially doing that KD. Think about it. Would you like it if it was the other way around? Probably not, the issue is neither Arnaud or Matsumoto actually have characters, their the same person with a different name and look. There's no point flooding in alts if your main character is going to suffer, but I digress. Quality over quantity is what you should go for.

 

 

Illuminati formally opens the show, introducing a run down of break through stars, and brings into creation the idea of new guys showing up each week on RIOT to try and win a contract. Should be fun seeing what people come up with.

 

 

Smythe is out, being Smythe, the only problem I have with this is, well, it's the same old Smythe, there's been no sort of evolution, you don't even have a catchphrase after all of these years. Unless it's going to be OCW Atmosphere, if that's the case then I hope global warming destroy it. Nate and Tiffany are no longer relevant, sorry buddy.

 

 

I was actually pleasantly surprised with Raze vs Westerfield, the only odd thing was that Razes FIRST finisher was a catch finisher. All parties involved in that match should be pleased, job well done.

 

 

 

 

Not a bad VV RP, but it just felt samey, although the "I'm just here for the money" shtick could go well if you really commit to it. I don't mind you being back, as long as you put effort in and don't fuck off mid-feud.

 

Page Two

 

 

Cody does a retirement speech, I'm sad to see you go, I'm assuming the BL are leaving with you, as we previously discussed on AIM. Hopefully when shit settles down in your home life you might come back.

 

 

Very enjoyable piece of writing from Bobby, you can spit fire at me all you want, I've slain many dragons ;) A Pugh Minio feud was on the cards from the moment they interacted, and I look forward to seeing the fruition.

 

 

Christ, a cardboard cut out of Dupree, haha.

 

 

And here's my match with Arnaud. I didn't enjoy it at all, not because I lost, but because of how Arnaud played. As soon as it was shown I was DR, you kept fucking running at me, probably smashing Y to desperately get an RKO off. You even done a catch finisher, to the outside. Then, when you realised you couldn't get running ones off, you would just do a quick knock down and a wake up taunt. Beating the WHC's alt means nothing in so many ways, especially if cardboard Dupree has more personality than you, and it sure as hell is meaningless if you win ugly. You shouldn't have pyro either. You also look like a blacked up version of Hairline.

 

Please just go back to using KD and find someone to work with instead of.. Whatever the fuck you think you're doing.

 

 

More show build from Nati to close page two.

 

 

Page Three

 

 

Stop asking for random gimmick matches for no reason.

 

 

The Booby Manatee, oh sweet Christ I love you Drago <3 I'd say more about the RP but it's comedy gold. TARZAAAAAAAN BOOOOOOOOOY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Battle of the orients... And... Yeah, that music doesn't fit Matsu, no surprises there. I actually like the attire, just not the face paint. See? I'm not straight up burying KD, I'm being constructive. The match was a lot better than I expected it was going to be, it also made me miss competing in the EX-Division, maybe I should consider that for this talent initiative ;) Sigh, running finisher. Almost another finisher insantly... THIRST. Thirst wins, thirst wins.

 

 

Pretty good Lex/Tobin RP that sets up for the main event, and ties in with what happened at Damnation (You bastard Tobin)

 

 

 

Page Four

 

 

Bobby is still trying to save Luke... Although a cult of Jookie would be hilarious... Can someone work on that?

 

 

 

 

ON MY OWN, LIKE TAARZAAAN BOOOOOOOOOY. HELL DOESNT WANT THEM, HELL DOESNT NEED THEEEEEEEEEEEM... I love the air raid siren in Austin Boobries' intro, hopefully he does the Air Raid Siren in this match... All the attires fit the gimmicks, particular mic drop to Bobby for his. Predatorial finish from Drago, he gave Cobra time to finish his move, so, I'll allow it!

 

 

Finale

 

 

Nati, stahp, pls.

 

Hope fully not the last we'll see of BL, as the tag division seems to be getting chaotic.

 

 

 

 

The main event, I feel, could be a match of the year contender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I noticed a theme, you all want me, you're all hunting me, you think I'm in danger...

 

 

I AM THE DANGER.

[Drago Cesar]

"I would love to fight that pirate devil and crocodile Dundee at the same time in a falls count anywhere elimination triple threat .That's just a dream of mine .To punish to sinners at the same time ."

 

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[Bobby Minio]

Bobby is still trying to save Luke... Although a cult of Jookie would be hilarious... Can someone work on that?

 

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[Jacob Trance]

I forgot to say in my main review... Why isn't Raze RPing? Why hasn't he wondered what happened to the gentleman, and Crowe?

 

For all he knows they could be dead!... Deader? I don't fucking know.... Stupid vampires.

[Wheeler]

Apologies ahead of time for not being around much lately, had a pretty hectic week without any internet or phone service for parts of it so I take the blame for the lack of content from Blacklist. Also for those who have been wondering, we are planning on sticking around even though Cody is gone.