Wrestlution 10

[Dimsmore]

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- I thought Bubba was Drago’s pet?? Now he’s doing those silent Facebook things where someone wants to tell you their story without speaking. That is much too much work for yours truly. Say it with some damn feeling. Now I could sit and watch the Godfather trilogy in one sitting minus the Taco Bell. But that grade F meat will have me in the bathroom nonstop. It will look worse than when Sonny was shot the hell up at the toll booth. Two hours later, probably still on the first movie, regret is starting to set in. The bubble guts are no joke I tell you. Geez, that sounds like a 5-7 flusher. And that’s before the wipe.

 

- Here’s OCW’s resident cranky old man. It’s interesting that Park was left off the card. Are his days in OCW numbered?? Has time seemed to pass him by?? No one should have to suffer thru a time where Trevor and Alex Robinson are in prominent roles. For anyone who hasn’t figured out Leon just yet, I’m looking at you guys in Rags, Parker sums up his career perfectly….

“Parker : The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart...The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart..The retirement of Leonheart...the return of Leonheart....”

Now he’s going into his “I hate children” spiel. Here’s everyone’s favorite rook. Everyone is hittin the Kwan. If I knew what that was and had about 3-7 rum and cokes in me, I would do the same. So Parker went from grumpy old guy to Big Shirley from jail who’s actually a dude that rapes other dudes. Now they are playing the slap game. I’m guessing respect was earned.

 

- Dennis Black vs. Big Ed. This might be the first time I’ve seen Ed. And yes he’s big. Dennis is probably the shiniest person in OCW. Did he just do a donut on the entrance way? Ed is a very imposing figure. I’m not really up on my DC heroes, but isn’t this like Nightwing or Bat Boy?? Maybe its that Cos-play stuff that everyone is talking about. Ed from Bawston?? Fuck him, Let’s go Black. Stupid Ed, don’t taunt while your opponent is standing. Ed is falling in like with Tank. Someone of their size should not be taunting this much. They should be more concerned with inflicting pain on their opponent. He should be hossing this guy around, but he wants to beat on his chest like he’s beating his meat. Black’s gotta use his quickness, Ed’s reach is too long for Black to stand toe to toe with him. He would never reach him. Ed is using up those slots, Black’s gotta take advantage. Ed is almost too big for Black to even affect him. He shrugs off so many strikes and grab attempts. Repeated deadlift gutwrench suplexes, let’s call that Fe Fi Fo Fum. Damn, I should work for OCW creative. Madison trying to get involved. I’m sure she wants to see why he’s called Big Ed. Nice move there by Black. Moonsault into a tornado DDT. Black has chopped this giant down to size. Corner of the steps in the back, OUCH. Madison got caught and she’s gone. I think that’s Joe Zhivago. He’ll get credit for the assist on that win for Black.

 

- Cross bones gonna crossbones. Can’t wait for this match.

 

- Anything involving Rhyme Tyme is pure comedy gold. You mean to tell me that it wasn’t them in those videos?? Could have fooled me. I know others have posted this, but……

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1065571/chapelle-fif-o.gif.

Oh, he went from fif to Judge Phillip Banks real quick.

 

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[Kwan Watts]

Everyone is hittin the Kwan. If I knew what that was and had about 3-7 rum and cokes in me, I would do the same. So Parker went from grumpy old guy to Big Shirley from jail who’s actually a dude that rapes other dudes. Now they are playing the slap game. I’m guessing respect was earned.

 

it's a dance lol

[Dimsmore]

it's a dance lol

 

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[Kwan Watts]

I'm bad at picking up sarcasm lol

[Versus]

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Kwan in real life.

[Majin]

Was that sarcasm?

[Kwan Watts]

Was that sarcasm?

 

Well I'm going hope or I looked like a total idiot today

[Leon Valentine]

So what happened to the OCW Hall of Fame of 2016?

[Versus]

In the long run? They'll be back at WL 20 for all the titlez shotz. GET IT?!?!?

[Dimsmore]

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- When you read someone's RP and you can vividly see what is being portrayed in you mind... that's what I got from Majin. Quality RP. Youngsters, take notes.

 

- BUFFNESS v. The Steve. Or should I say Steve Jones. Always liked the Ironman song. A very different Steve than I'm used to seeing. BUFFNESS continues to become more and more savage. He's introduced the N-word to more white and euro people than DJango Unchained. BUFFNESS is really hossin Steve around. I'm willing to say that BUFFNESS has maybe a Top-5 fitting moveset in all of OCW. Wait?!?!? Did Steve just turn on RD?? BUFFNESS with a Hip-Socket capture suplex sequence. Every time Steve begins to mount any offense, BUFFNESS manages to reverse and kill the momentum. Suplex on the outside on the broken table. BUFFNESS ate that and dumps Steve on that same table. BUFFNESS'S range from that second rope is quite limited. BUFFNESS gets the win by submission with the Arm Emancipator.

 

- Anthony Baker and Tyler Rose are the Rose Foundation. Ummmmm Sure.

 

- I can tell you that I've tried to watch the entrance video for this match on several different occasions. And since someone wanted to pull a Hazard *cough* Matsuda*cough*, I was unsuccessful many times.

 

*SIDE NOTE* Pulling a Hazard - Using the highest quality for making a video and giving no fucks about the possible buffering times for people who don't have that 7,000 up/down quality internet.

 

Hope my work comp can handle this. Well.... 51 seconds in and it's already buffer city. Unlike in hip hip, if you dumb it down for OCW, more people will get the opportunity to understand. Majin looks ready. and 2:14 in to the entrance vid. This isn't even half over. I wonder what kind of pomp and circumstance Suda will come up with this year. Massive amounts of lady ninja's, top notch attire by the eternal Ex champion. This match is too fast paced for me to follow while i type. But it's as rough and tumble as I expected it to be. Damn it Jay, why did you leave the party? Pheonix Splash from the top rope to the floor for the win. The Eternal Ex Champ Retains.

 

- The almost year long build to Mugen's re-debut as the leader and The Solution of The Purge is at its climax. And what will come of OCW if he actually beats Sensation??

 

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Page 6

 

- Majin, battered and bruised, wants more on the next Riot?? He is a lunatic. I'm not messing with him.

 

- Monster is trying to show OCW that he knows the real Tobin. And he's going maskless?? No one should be forced to see that horror.

 

- I remember that picture. I was probably a keg and a half into out night that night. I always wanted to learn how to mist like that. I would do that to kids at my school so they can act right. Pugh and Ryu should leave Amazing Pine alone. Super into the feels right now. Give me a moment...........

 

- Ok, Match time. Dupree went to Moviefire.com.org for this damn intro. And I gave him this theme. So props to me. Ok Ronald. Now I see why Park wanted fries with that. I think this is the definition of the final form of someone. Somebody should have just stuck him in a default garbage can and rolled him down the entrance way. This is Wrestle Kingdom like. First thing to do in a submission match, take out the ref. At least I thought it was a sub match. Ryu looks the worst he's ever looked. And by worst I mean best. Dupree went very indy with his offense. Powerbomb Backfire, suplex into backfire, weak grapple backfire. Backfire thur the second rope. Awesome match. Tough way to end it for Ryu.

 

- Jackson, don't take that mess from lil Billy. Or from Jim. You're the champ. They should recognize.

 

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The final 3 pages will be reviewed later tonight.